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Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:44pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt:

Oga mody r u saying u wanna leave tanimz in dat one room
The one room is being kept clean. Her face-me-I-slap you isn't bad. cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 3:45pm On May 24, 2010
^^ **Blushes**
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 3:49pm On May 24, 2010
lysaa:

haven't done a stakeout but are u serious?
You haven't been doing your job properly as the caretaker. wink
One would consider taking Dyt for the job.
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 4:25pm On May 24, 2010
^^You dey mind am
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 4:33pm On May 24, 2010
Dani, I hear say na your turn to clean una compound today. grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 5:13pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt shouting,baba dan,iya sunmbo is calling u o
Re: Face Me I Face U by Pharoh: 6:57pm On May 24, 2010
So na Fwoor feeful fool hia sef grin, Make i drive enta my mansion jare. cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 7:13pm On May 24, 2010
Oh u call dat one room mansion?
Re: Face Me I Face U by Pharoh: 7:20pm On May 24, 2010
Me ke 4 one room? that na my visitors waiting room na.

Take style ask me so i fit show you around grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 7:26pm On May 24, 2010
I ll call one of my 32babies 2 do dat 4 u or instead let me tk d lead

u r welcome 2 ile iya shukura,dat is ile ito by ur ryt,ile iwe over dere,ile idana is directly opposite ile igbe,hmm wat else wld u wanna know baba iskilu
Re: Face Me I Face U by D1KeleVra(m): 7:39pm On May 24, 2010
@Topic
I no dey stay for face me I face u. . . get ya story right. . . I come visit Seun for thia
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 7:48pm On May 24, 2010
Dyt stays by d window n hrd dikele i.e. Baba shike telling iya shike dat biz didn't move well 2day so dey ll manage 2 drink d small garri dat is left
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 12:08am On May 25, 2010
Dyt rushes out as she hears iya basira scream
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 10:53am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:

Dyt stays by d window n hrd dikele i.e. Baba shike telling iya shike dat biz didn't move well 2day so dey ll manage 2 drink d small garri dat is left
chai grin grin grin grin people wit bad mouth grin grin una plenty for dis NL oo grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 10:59am On May 25, 2010
good mornin baba silifa
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 11:16am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:

good mornin baba silifa

na baba silifa turn to wash bathroom? grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:19am On May 25, 2010
dat wz wat i wanted 2 tell him baba shukudi
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 11:21am On May 25, 2010
That bathroom and toliet must be washed thoroughly for three times this morning 'cos dickele and co-tenants have made the small rooms a big mess. cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 11:21am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:

good mornin baba silifa


Ben-10:

na baba silifa turn to wash bathroom? grin

bunch of dumbies grin grin grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:23am On May 25, 2010
wat is wrong wit baba silifa dis mornin or dat fyt u had wit iya shike is affectin u abi
oh because i v nt told baba shike wat u did abi
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:25am On May 25, 2010
hmmm baba shike, me i ll tell u wat i overhrd yesterday o
c ehn iya shike wz in d bafroom wen baba silifa went peepin, den she poured water on him, c dat is nt all o
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:26am On May 25, 2010
baba shike, shall i cont.
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 11:28am On May 25, 2010
iya monsuru  grin where is your husband -baba monsuru, you left your tatashay market come dey flirt wiv boys for hia abi  grin grin grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:30am On May 25, 2010
ha ha ha c who is talkin, dat ll nt stop me frm tellin baba shike wat happened yesterday
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:33am On May 25, 2010
baba silifa leave me o, dont bribe me wit common N500, i go still tell
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:34am On May 25, 2010
where is baba shike sef?

baba silifa oya na ur turn 2 wash bafroom o
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 11:39am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:

dat wz wat i wanted 2 tell him baba shukudi

I love that real illiterate yoruba woman accent. Dyt must be one. grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:42am On May 25, 2010
eh eh eh baba shukudi, u dey find my trouble o
iya sulia rushes in,den iba tunde, iya sfiu n baba wakila
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:45am On May 25, 2010
u dey find my trouble o
Re: Face Me I Face U by hectorswag(m): 11:45am On May 25, 2010
you know why i like dis thread cheesy cheesy cheesy

because anyone that replies the other person, is unconsiously constituting himself as the nickname he is being given, and only a fool would do that undecided

so, i'm off to somewhere more lively, catch u guys l8r  grin grin wink

tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Face Me I Face U by badoomusoo: 11:46am On May 25, 2010
Ben-10:

I love that real illiterate yoruba woman accent. Dyt must be one. grin

Seconded lipsrsealed
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 11:47am On May 25, 2010
ha ha ha kilonshe baba silifa, waka jo

u r welcome 2 iya shukuras compound badoomusoo

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