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God, see us through.

I was on Nairaland in the Dream, just yesterday. When I say this headline "Nigeria to be in the G-7 in 2030". The way I hissed made me wake up that midnight.

After waking, the first thing I saw was the miserable N5 note Ive ignored for over 4 months now. I just decided to share this experience.

Muhammedbashir:
Thanks but d problem lies at this; I don't actually whether to go for Web programming or Software programming.

It is. This is how you go about it.
(Relax as I drive you on web+software dev. simultaneously )


You're done with HTML.
Next is Python.
Why?
- Python frameworks such as DJango is great for web development. Some people tend to respect a Python website more than a Php site (Troll. Keep the argument to yourself and keep trolling. [Wow!. First time is used the word 'Troll'])

After Python, go to javascript. (I can smell some people saying ah ah) wait...

You see, After learning Python. You CAN developed great sites...and even when you get back to Javascript, it will easier!.

Python has certain GUI you must have played with...If you find GUI stuffs a bit over your head. Put javascript in the middle and get back!.

After all this.

Next is Java and JSP.
JSP is Java.
Java will keep you in the software path while JSP keeps you close with the Web path. (DJango and JSP?...people will respect your sites )

Now java has GUIs also. Play with them to start creating JVM based apps.

Now. You're almost fully stacked.
(At this point...if you're interested in PHP...youll gulp it like water...I'm writing out of experience.)

At this point.. Is it Android softwares you're interested in? Or Windows Standalone Softwares? Or iOS?

if android:
You already know java right? (with your HTML knowledge, add XML to it) and you're good to go with android apps.

Widows or IOS stuffs?
Now consider the 'C's (C#, C++, Swift .)

Now you maintained your path as a web + software guy.

If you need other combinations, just ask.


At this point...If you remember me, you'll come back to thank me!.

Last bit of advice: If you learn Php now, you may be forever be inclined to, not only this but protective of web stuffs. (dont let the beginning tag of Php: <?php ... ?> fool you around).

[edited:
Note: I didn't include beauty stuffs like Css, bootstrap ...
]

Happy programmer life . badthinds.

joenor:
I will report you, com'on go back..

No!. Please!!!. Not to Mama...she'll kill me!

#Scene 1. (I see)
Let me sneak in, I hope my mama would not catch me in this kind of thread.

#Scene 2. (I Entered)
Ah ahn, wait oo, OP...no pictures. MTCHEEW.

I would like to know if Allah admitted to creating the peoples of other religions?


Anyone with good knowledge of the Quran can answer.

(After that many questions follows...I shall post them not on Nairaland but on my Mind).

Look, the question of 'what language should i start with' can olny be categorically answered if you answer the question of 'what are you interested in'.

cbrass:


And what's bad in the pidgin? I think its cool

Very cool and abstract. I like creative people like you. Just keep it up Nice Job

tunasha:
It registers every voter's number immediately after voting,which enables it to cancel multiple votes by a voter for a particular candidate.

I mean, when I use multiple simcards.

Ok, op

Nice one.

How will you handle multiple votings...ie, I change simcard and ip address and revote ?

daftpikin:
Okay, I'd be 7

From 6 to 7 to not-even-this-night...Nigerians eh

I was just silently watching. Goodluck with you tutorials sha.

Father is doing, you too wan do. See your face like Thugs

Chiedu4Trump:


Bros make I no lie, the tribalism on both sides is bad.

yet in real life many have friends & family from both sides.

I am convinced that the southerners are the dumbest people in Nigeria.

Exactly what i noticed!. Infact a Nigerian on the internet is totally different from same Nigerian in real life. But for the southerners stuff...i reserve.

Niralanders and tribalism be like....

If its no Afonja, its another (biafra, zombie etc)
One post, everyone extracts the tribes.

Women and Wikedness to their housemaids be like

.and who cares if you were

No animal health section, but I think here will do.


Two of my native fowls layed together and also hashed together. The both of them looked after the chicks simultaneously ...after some weeks, a cock successfully got one of the hens, thereby leaving just one hen to the chicks.

Some days later, the second hen (the one with the cock) began to lay eggs, after laying about 4, the first hen, ie the one with the chicks (i don't know how) came across the eggs of the second hen. Then I noticed something I had never noticed with hens...it became jealous. It instantly started looking for a cock.

Few days later it successfully laid an egg...but since then, it has been laying the yolk separately from the shell, like a deformity. People around say it wouldn't survive, but each time it does that, it becomes normal again (though, when it wants to lay that kind, it looks sick and physically force itself).

Its a very young hen, this is just the second cycle. Help me out if you know Whatsup.

Thanks

(I don't know the animal expert on nairaland, else I would have mentioned).

brb

No prostitution?...idonbelievit

Look at his face...as a youth, instead of you to go to school and one day challenge the corrupt governance of this corrupt old men ...you you are doing thugs for them. Idiot. Once again see in face.

1. Money (data plan at least 2gb for a start...Android Studio 1.5 gb)
2. Time (especially if your a beginner coder)
3. If you're with your mum, shell definitely trouble you to get some sleep
...
...
Last but not least ...you can download some applications and create 'your application'

skyhighweb:
hi i have two tables

items and bids

items :
columns:
id car1 car2
4 toyota benz
6 camery lexus

bids
columns
auction bidder
4 james
4 tom
6 steve

i want items( id) to connect to bids (auction)

and display only it result.

Your demand is not clear...but it seem clearer than your text. Again please (clearer this time)

shouldn't a nigeria programmer understand simple english ?

Most advanced? Are you serious...how do you define advancement....well I want you to build something like the google search engine (more advanced than google). How much will that cost?

For now, not much.

hmmm... In odawords is this lady not proposing to him ?

Very very useless thread

Do you think everybody have data like you for democeaZy day ...youtube for that matter...