₦airaland Forum

ha ha haa IBB,
you don start again o.
hey but why didnt you warn me on time, the food is completely burnt now.
sorry, no dinner for you tonight!

amen! amen!! amen!!!

hmmmmn! it has reached the stage where my heart just stops for a second or two and then starts again, just by thinking about tomorrow's match.
by tomorrow evening i wonder what my condition will be like?

plain english, i'm scared to pieces.


i want this cup too desperately!

a litre of ant's blood? ha how could i have forgotten such an important item.
whitelady please add that to your list, (not my fault, mr nice is hell-bent on making things more difficult)  beats me why you still think he's nice.

@nicetohave,
but you know you are worth the moon and sun put together, so darling do not fret.

hello, whitelady dear, quite a while.
seeing how eager you are and being able to read your cosmic aura of love for mr nice i wont task you much.
just deposit $1000 in a bank account (addy already forwarded to u)
in addition,i want
a female he-goat 
the whiskers of a tiger.  and
the left hand of an earth worm.  simple!

do you think you can do this?

hips dont lie - shakira feat. wycleff jean
one (love) - mary j blige feeling this song on another level, girlfriend sure can put her whole soul in a song. really love that video.
you go mary!!!

@ papermoon,
hello, its been 3days now and i wonder how your little boy is doing? i sincerely hope he is better.
my day has been boring as usual, woke up at 11am dis morning(the height of laziness i must say) ate, cleaned the kitchen, ate again then took my bath and went to visit my dad briefly in company of my boys.
came back home, got my computer engineer to fix my system(been malfunctioning since monday, been unable to login to nairaland since)
11 pm found me here.
not a super day but still thankful to God for it anyway.

as for me i like them in this order.

i go die.
basket mouth
okey bakassi,basorge tariah jr,and holy mallam (all three on same level for me)
julius, ali baba.

i kinda like klint da drunk. his acts are original.(perhaps tired now like you say)
i dislike gandoki simply because he is fond of building his jokes disabled, mentally retarded people. i dont find it funny at all.

yeah honesty is the key.
it sad to know that people hide under the cover of anonymity that the internet provides and lie, deceive and cheat like the devil.

alpacaem, glad it worked for you, congratulations on your marriage.
and welcome to nairaland. hope you'll stay, i believe you'll love it here.

to say i'm not scared will be a lie.
not with our stuttering form of late.
but i dare to dream and dream big.
we are winning the champions league this year.

gunners forever.

*** looks around wildly and whispers urgently***

hush hush darling keep ur voice down.
i am working for money here.

but you should know that after the second leg we'll be partying. you know now.

true word, it could be anybody's game. so the question is.
who do i want arsenal to meet for final.

all of una wey de talk say na all spanish finish de suffer wetin i de call bad belle.
we ousted u guys now you're wishing with your very life that we fall.
sooooorrrrry o, it aint gonna happen.

no kola you are both wrong. its not chelsea neither is it chelski,
it is[b] dry gin[/b].


someone is going to chew off my head for this one o

woke up this morning around 5.30 am, quickly visited nairaland for abt an hour. then went back to bed, wondering what to do with myself the whole day as i got time on my hands, today being a public holiday.
i spent a couple of hours on nairaland in the afternoon, that is the high point of my day. how boring.
its past 10pm now and here i am again. looking back i'll say its been a dull, dull day.
tomorrow should be better, i hope.

kola, what makes you think i have no reasons to dislike them?

ha whitelady, you wound me!
honourable is my middle name if you must know.

now since you're willing to pay my price, i'll contact you with my list.
lets hope you're able to meet my demands.


eloping with nice? now thats a thought.

one reason you say?
ok check this out,
you dont have a chioce, you want nice desperately and you want me to back off, so?,

now are you willing to pay the price?

it doesnt really matter to me.
i dislike both teams.
if it really comes down to making a chioce, then i guess it will have go to the team i dislike less of the 2 and that would be Man U.

@ skidoc,
i think akolawole turned down the job.
i asked he said he cant afford the time.
a pity.

shame on you guys!
haba! how many times will you be asked to bury the hatchet?
i am so ashamed.
now stop the madness, all of you and i mean NOW!

veira please do not respond.

@ africanboy,
food for thought here.

@ bolaoni,
we are not bad losers, we've acknowledged that you won fair and square. no excuses. what else do you want from us? to join you in the celebrations? NO SIR!
the other thread you refered to should be locked anytime from now. its gone kolo
keep celebrating oooo, how many days later now? (na una go tire)

gunners forever.

hi zahymaka,
well well well, you know what?
my answer would be too smoking hot for this forum to handle!

football more important than life and death? now thats real funny!

this thread has gone haywire.
it should be locked.
seun where are thou?

@ whitelady,
i'd consider letting you have nice if you'll pay me too. dont be scared i wont charge you much.

nice, do you want to pay kola to get off your back?
how can you succumb to cheap blackmail? no mind am jare.
just leave him to me, i'll deal with him my own way. remember my powers? crystal ball? although i wonder why i still want to help u when you mock my crystal ball.
just pay me a token as said before(sorry i aint cheap) and i'll take care of kola for you for good.

abeg abeg, stop this jose talk
please, priscillia said somthing about starting a thread for chelsea and manU somewhere. please go find it and talk about jose there, all you want.
leave this thread for us pleeeeeeasssssse.

somehow somehow some people will always find a way to talk about their team and coach.
abeg go to the relevant thread to talk about jose not here sir!

jackal is still celebrating what must have been a surprise victory for him.
because i still cannot fathom why he would still be making so much noise about it over 48hrs later.
omo na wa o,