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Islam is just fool of stupidity (pun intended). How can you go protesting what is not forced upon you? Others have a right to CHOOSE to adopt your standards or not.

I'd like to see them protest against child marriage and the many islam-affiliated terrorist groups worldwide.

Nigerians are a hungry lot. I hope some people are not secretly eating fellow humans.

Hehehe... The magnified banana cross-section looks like a UFO

whywhyogun:
luck that we know not each other, my husband will never say,"you woman" "disturb the internet" , things like this.

a gentleman will never appear bored with a woman's nagging, although he is really bored.

you are describing a pretender, not a gentleman. There's nothing gentlemanly about pretending to enjoy something nasty.

If your husband were such a prime example of what a man is supposed to be, you wouldn't be here condemning him with every thread you create.

I'm off to do more interesting things. Have a nice day criticizing your husband behind his back.

olatunjiYSO:
Dear andela cycle xx aspirants, please I need your support. I have not been able to submit a single lab! ( for obvious reasons ;
I avnt gotten it right.)

I appreciate those that contribute to this thread.
I am already dusting the table for cycle xxi .
What do I need do to get over those labs?
Please I need you to help me as regards the following:

(1.) What are the other materials you used to study?
Can you please pass them to me?
( olatunjiyso@yahoo.com)

(2.) Please on your own personal practice, do you use python 2.x or 3.xx

3.) How will I solve those labs? The questions look like a code block self...

Thanks all, wishing U success @ the cycle xx boot camp.

I admire your desire to learn it and not simply cut corners to pass the test. It's your type that get to the very top.

For me...
1) I don't do very well with learning new programming languages from scratch with pdf, unless I already know the basics. Ionly got a hang of python after doing the codecademy course. So while you study with the homestudy curriculum, be sure to do the courses.

2) I use python 2 and Andela's homestudy is based on python 2. However it's great if you know how to use the both of them.

3) When you are done with codecademy or whatever material you prefer using to learn python, practice solving challenges. A very good site is hackerrank. Topcoder is also excellent.

As you solve challenges and get stuck, do a search on google and look at solutions others gave to similar problems and try very hard to understand them. Read up python documentation for any new methods and functions you encounter in those solutions and try to understand what they do. Then go back and do it by yourself based on what you now understand.

One day you'd wake up and be impressed by how much you have improved. All the best bro.

whywhyogun:
i guess, in your home , your wife is a reticent woman, because, if she hides some minds of her own, she will get a sound lick, and if she tells you her secret, she will get a better kick.

and you , being a husband, is so smart, that, you will even ask her female friends, to forstall her to resort any help from her sex. and even your wife does resort any help from her female friends, this will be the evidence to against her, which is used by you, when you start torturing her.

you don't know me, don't act like you do. All the childish stuff you keep guessing and complaining about sound alien to me.

Not all men are pet dogs, so keep your presumptuous analysis for your husband.

alex81:
yeah, dats wat dey tell u in high school maths.

but dats just one way a fractional equation( equation with denominator) can be undefined. there are a few other instances too bro.

check ds link for more clarifications
http://math.wikia.com/wiki/Undefined

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k, if x=0, Does x=0 solve the original equation

x doesn't have a unique value!!! lobatan!!!

mathematics is based on principles that are the same everywhere, whether in high school or a maths professor's thesis.

I'm amused you even post that link. I hope you noticed that they said "division by zero is one of the few cases where a true undefined occurs." Now read it carefully, and tell me how it supports your claim that the expression stated in the op is undefined.

All equations have their left hand side (lhs) equal to the right hand side (rhs). If x = 0, then the lhs = rhs. ie 0 = 0

When it is 1, we have 1 = 99.

The lhs is only equal to the rhs when x = 0. That's the only value that satisfies the equation.

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whywhyogun:
1) i never solved my marriage problem by "take a walk"

2) who else's marriage is imperfect too? yours?

3) the flavor change of my husband's sperm denotes my marriage failure? how comes this?

4)you are a callous and selfish man, i would not expect any positive and suggestive words dropped out of your mouth

5)we women have many problems and issues, which we can not share with our husbands, and even we share, the effect will be different from with strangers, such as the people on this forum.

you don't sound like you want to solve any problem. You just want to moan all day and everyday about how bad your marriage is.

I'd ignore the plain insults. I wasn't expecting any better from someone constantly putting down her husband online.

Your husband ought to be your best friend, talk to him, or take the initiative to help him become a better man. Strangers don't give a fùck about your marriage. If you don't know that, you have no business being married.

Nothing special about them. We know that only pretty ladies get to be cheerleaders. If we specially select beautiful girls from across Africa, I bet they would be more beautiful on average with full features . There are many fat plain/ugly African American ladies too, the ones that never get to join any cheerleader team.

You this woman, why do you always bring your marriage issues to NL? You leave the one person that you should discuss it with and come disturb the internet with it. What makes you think outsiders are interested in helping you solve your marital issues?

You think yours is the only imperfect marriage out there? You think there's any perfect one? Solve your issues with your husband or take a walk.

alex81:
x is not =0. putting x=0 does not satisfy d original equation.

the equation is called an undefined equation, hence doesn't really has a unique value for X.

dude, it's not an undefined equation. There is no division by zero at any point. x = 0.

buzzmania:
Keep deluding yourself.No Nigerian can partake in spelling bee because your pronunciation of words are absurd.

awww... You poor ignorant soul. You probably think your thick Ghanaian accent is Queen's English.

Papikush:
Nigerians are naturally stupid and sentimental. A marathon race where a full grown mature man collapsed you later believed was won by a 7 years old.

Well, I am not surprised. Same stupid people believed in MMM and buhari's change.

why are you this stupid? Who said she won the real race? Does completing a race sound the same as winning it? Or does winning the children's category sound like winning a race in which a full grown collapsed?

How did you manage to get this dull? Worst part is that you think yourself smart.

She isn't supposed to, but runs babe na runs babe... NYSC can't stop it. You sef, why did you snap her ass? Vaseline things?

E fit am sha. Portable curvy ass

So she suddenly asks to be just friends and you agreed? You even tried to hang out as just friends? Damn! You sound so boring bro. Those nice guys that always come last.

Here's why I think she asked to be just friends. You are so lukewarm and do not make her feel she's in a relationship. You probably think that's the way to go but many girls want badass excitement in their relationships, not just holding hands. That's why the bad boys seem more appealing to them.

Ditch this your boring good boy robe and learn to excite both her mind and her flesh. Get into her head, tease her. Learn to play with her mind and get her all wet and ready for you without even touching her. Make her want you, but don't let her have her way just like that. And when she's about to despair, give it to her hard

Guy you need to step up o.

It's disappointing how some girls think

I prefer portable boobs and a well curved ass. Her own too big. Without a bra or dress, it would reach her stomach.

How come she's representing Africa when she only contested with fellow Ghanaians?

Anyway, good luck to her.

I totally enjoyed reading the facts. It should have been endowed African babes in it though. Would have made the facts more interesting

eboiga:
See the dirty black boy! It shouldn't be money based most times

tell your fellow girls. Some would sleep with chimps and dogs for the right price.

delishpot:
Funny enough, the time I was renting as a student, the male landlords were the promise and fail types. They mostly promise to fix stuff after you pay, but never get to do what they promised. I moved twice before I finnaly rented a good place . And the owner was a woman. Never disturbed, comes around to greet tenants and she lived in the building with her daughter and grand kids. She was nice until her death.

that's a one-in-a-million case.

Nina4u:
you are correct.. They can't beat civilians.. If so take their name make sure it's witnesses and video film.. Tell someone to film it and I would so sue the military.. Me why I know so much I don't know but I do keep my self informed what's going on since naija will soon be my second home.. My fiancee is lagosian..

lol... Heaven help the person that is caught filming them

Awww... That's sweet. Welcome to Naija in advance.

I know why you know so much. It's called Google search

ceejay80s:
Have u not heard old news about crippled and disabled people hiding guns for Armed Robbers, u can't trust anybody dis days

so he needs to wear soldier uniform to 'hide' guns for robbers?

[quote author=keenn post=53573864][/quote]blah blah blah... You can't even quote properly.

^^ Well said!
100+ applicants though. More Than 50 make bootcamp each cycle.

The new homestudy labs are easier than the last set of labs though. It's not just you.

Dude your lies are just stupid, from the watery made-up conversation to the 13 rounds claim.

Shey you think say all your readers na mumu?

Work on your interpersonal skills. Introversion is not an excuse.

Awww... I kinda like this. Happy ending.

Anyway, this kind of test isn't fool proof. A person like me wouldn't touch you or say anything hurtful that moment or even later, but you'd hate the consequences.

I can't fall for this kind of trap. The way I go take zoom pass ehn!

No be me robbers go take shine.

MrsExplorer:
i wrote a story on this titled Blood on the coat hanger here on nairaland. You might wanna check it out.....believe it or not,,people do this.

I read it. You are good. You remind me of standd.

Please finish it if you can.