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Woah! This is some damn good piece here. I like the way you write, and your style feels familiar. Did you use another account before this one?

focus7:
Guy ask benita27 she did the abortion.

lol. Boss free the babe na.

alexialin:
He's not the groom.. He's the flower boy

But seriously he doesn't strike me as the groom.

yeah he could be the bridesmaid's bf posing with them for a shot with the groom suspiciously absent. The ladies look like sisters though.

I'm still feeling this niggah's style

Charles4075:
Chai, youths of these era nor go kill person.

See as una dey offer different advice on how somebody go take destroy another man pikin. Una wicked ohhhh.

they are two consenting adults.

@op, don't forget to use a condom though.

At times I jealous you one-minute men. Mine takes eternity, and at times the babe would think there's something wrong with her.

You don't have a problem jare. Your hand is rougher than her puna, and it's likely you apply some extra pressure while using your hands. It's unlikely her puna exert that same pressure or give the same sensation, so it wouldn't be the same unless there's a psychological ish.

Just slow down or even stop thrusting when the excitement builds up too quickly, but don't pull out. You can do things to her body with your hands and mouth while at it, or whisper naughty things in her ears to speed up hers. After some seconds, you can resume.

The trick is to get her as close as possible before you cum and she wouldn't even notice how short it was. Tease her before you start with lots of pre-intimacy until she practically begs for it. Try to relax too. Tension could be a contributing factor.

emvico:
But If They See A Terrorist with camouflage they Will Run To Their VillageS and hide.
Na Only Where Civilians Dey DeM Dey Get Power. Nonsense

I tell you. I get pissed anytime I see the way they lord it over civilians.

Naija matter don tire me sha.

louqas:
If you are not up to any mischief why wear a military uniform? Its not peculiar to military mind you, all military and para military uniform are abused and used by imposters . Rights come with responsibilities

you aren't making any sense whatsoever. They beat up a crippled man in onitsha over the camo. What mischief could a crippled guy possibly be up to?

Nina4u:
Section 110 & 111 of Nigeria Criminal Code Act states;

Any person who- Unlawfully wearing the uniform of forces, etc. L.N. 112 of 1964. 1967 No. 27.

(1) not being a person serving in any of the armed forces of Nigeria, wears the uniform or any part of the uniform of such forces, or any the armed dress having the appearance or bearing any of the regimental or other distinctive marks of such uniforms; or

(2) not being a person holding any office or authority under the Government of Nigeria or of any part thereof, wears any uniform or distinctive badge or mark or carries any token calculated to convey the impression that such person holds any office or authority under the government;

is guilty of an offence and is liable to imprisonment for one month, or to a fine of ten naira, unless he proves that he had the permission of the President or of the Governor of a State or wear such uniform or dress, badge or mark or to carry such token:

Provided that this section shall not apply to the wearing of any uniform or dress in the course of a stage play or in any bona fide public entertainment.

111. Any person who sells or gives any uniform, or part of a or any dress, badge or mark, as in the last preceding section mentioned, to any person who is not authorised to wear the same, is guilty of an offence and is liable to the penalties prescribed in the said section.

Section 251 of the Constitution also states;

Any person who, not being a person serving in any of the armed or police forces of Nigeria, wears the uniform of any of these forces, or any dress having the appearance or bearing any of the regimental or other distinctive marks of any such uniform, in such manner or in such circumstances as to be likely to bring contempt on that uniform, or employs any other person so to wear such uniform or dress, is guilty of a simple offence, and is liable to imprisonment for three months or to a fine of forty naira.... The offence for wearing camo is laughable and indicates this part of the Constitution has not been updated. Ten Naira and Forty Naira might make this law seem laughable but in Section 110 (1) in Lagos State Law (2011) it is a serious business which says the penalty for wearing camo is 2 years imprisonment with no option of fine.

This is so not cool. Who does wearing camo hurt? We have to remember that Nigeria is a highly militarised country even though we are into almost 2 decades of democratic rule. We still see soldiers with AK-47 rifles regularly on our roads like a coup has just happened. Military men still beat up civilians for the most trivial of things like rite of way.

oh... I see. Thank you Nina.

It's unlawful to wear it then, but that also makes it unlawful for soldiers to beat up anyone wearing a shirt that has an appearance of the military uniform. The punishment is imprisonment or a fine, not a beating.

Yeah, our laws are mostly archaic, rigidly influenced by the military era and religious sentiments. A review of the Nigerian constitution is long overdue though it seems unlikely.

In unrelated matters, why are you interested in Nigeria? I'm curious.

TeeFeh:
it was a foetus..still small

it doesn't quite add up though. One doesn't just press her abdomen and make the foetus slide out.

Seun:
Beating innocent civilians for wearing army uniforms won't stop criminals from using army uniforms to perpetrate evil, because they are criminals. In fact, it helps the criminals, because it ensures that people will assume that anyone wearing a military outfit must be a real army officer. And if you want to outlaw the wearing of military-like uniforms, that should only mean those wearing it will be arrested, not beaten.

my thoughts exactly.

However, I don't think they do it to prevent possible crime with the uniforms. I think beating up civilians makes them feel powerful and superior. You can tell from the derogatory names they call civilians.

louqas:
I don't know about any law on wearing camouflage but the main reason military men seize it from civilians is because of impersonation. Many atimes reported cases of uniformed men carrying out one atrocity or another is being done by impostors in uniform. I support security personnel on this.

this is a good reason to brutalize any civilian wearing camo?

If it's a crime, why not arrest them instead of going violent on them? Are we in the military era?

Nice ass...

LeView:
Life is simple we just complicate things.

Instead of having a relationship with him in your head you could just speak to him. All this we are so close crap yet you can't tell him what's important. Lol! Us women are soo crazy! I love where you blamed him for doing something he doesn't even know he is doing! When will we quit this victim card we pull out whenever we are emotionally confused! Tell the man what's eating you up! Tell him with a smile that you need a little space to clear your head because your friendship is making you feel a connection that might not be there.


Ps for future reference! Men and women who are attracted to each other can never be friends! Maybe If there were no feelings especially from you because you are the one who complicated things here by befriending a man you love.

Stop being a coward if he's such a great friend he will understand. Although your relationship /friendship sounds a bit fake. Anyway, do the right thing and not the easy thing that's my advice to you.

you are a wise lady. More brain cells to your head.

Lol. Another catfish waiting to be exposed. I wonder if the girl on your dp knows someone is using her pic on NL

TeeFeh:
Like they explained to us..she inserted the hanger tip in her vagina to carry out the stuff,and pressed down her tummy with her hand and sat on the water system and it came out..tbh I can't type this,I feel emotional rn and its disgusting..gosh!

just like that? How many months pregnancy are we talking about here?

They are all hot mehn...
That guy and that bridesmaid have done things already

SINZ:
8.5 inches is too small?

Or you're just seeking attention?

when a guy tries to brags about his size, simply divide what he says by 2 and add 1 to the result. That's his real size

Why can't he? He has constitutional authority as the acting president.

Nigeria is greater than the north.

Missmossy:
Definitely, when the time is right though. Obviously you don't get my point.

yeah, looks like I don't. Help me get it.

Missmossy:
Saw this on IG, congrats to them everyone wants to get married.

Don't you want to get married?

freeborn76:
I actually sincerely like your line of arguments and your coherency. I agree COMPLETELY that the world has witnessed less wars today than we had in the past, but I cannot agree with you that we have become better creatures...No. How do you explain that better creatures now find it difficult to live together in marriages? You seem to have avoided the fact that suicide rates are higher today, despite our better nature.

it depends on the angle you look at it from. A person who commits suicide is not really a bad person. He is just so disillusioned that he sees no hope for tomorrow. It's a bad choice, but I think it takes some amount of rare (although ignorant and ultimately selfish) sincerity for a person to decide that he is of no use to the world around him.

That said, I think there have been far more cases of mass suicides in the distant past. I can't say much about solo cases, as there isn't nearly enough information about that from the past.

As for marriage... Do this thought experiment and tell me what you think... There are 10 enclosed spaces the same size, about the size of an average bedroom with a goat in each of them. 5 of them have an open door, and the other 5 are locked up. Call the opened rooms A, and the ones locked B.

If you are feeding 2 of the goats in the opened rooms and flogging the others, but are flogging 4 of the goats in room B and feeding the 5th. If you aren't allowed to stop anyone, how many goats are likely going to escape from each group? Does the fact that none leaves the locked group B mean that they have learned to live with their tormentors? Does it mean their situation is better than the escapees from A?

Whenever there are stories of soldier brutality on basis of wearing camouflage, there are usually those quick to defend the soldiers, and of course some others who think it is funny.

After seeing that thread about soldier beating up a crippled man, I think this is the right time to ask. Brutality towards a defenseless civilian is bad enough, but beating up a cripple? That's... I don't even know what to say. See thread here...
https://www.nairaland.com/3617556/soldiers-brutalise-crippled-man-onitsha

I admit, I do not know it all. I do not know if there's any part of the Nigerian Constitution or Criminal code that outlaws wearing camouflage shirts, shorts or trousers.

If there is, I think we should enlighten others so they don't suffer a well-deserved punishment. If there isn't, why are Nigerians silent about it?

So please, if you know any such written law, tell us where it is written. I'd like to look it up and update my knowledge base.

Cc.
Seun
Lalasticalala
Nairalanders

freeborn76:
How ironic! Yet, despite all the so-called 'freedom', divorce, suicide and murder rates are higher today than they were in the days of 'bondage'...truly ironic. For the records; I belong to this generation...

of course... If you tie a person inside the house, he wouldn't be able to go outside. On the basis of that, it would be stupid to assume everyone that isn't outside loves it indoors.

Oh please! Murder rates aren't higher today. We just have more access to news around the world. Did you know how easily people killed each other in the past over inter-tribal tussles? Read the history of Nigerian tribes in pre-colonial times. Did you read about the dark ages in Europe? No world war has been fought in our generation either.

Humans are actually becoming better creatures.

freeborn76:
I pity a generation that regards decency as pretense and lewdness as boldness

not boldness, freedom. Freedom of expression for consenting adults.

People weren't more decent in the past, they were just more pretentious. People still slept around secretly, people still raped and sexually abused others. There just wasn't a Nairaland or Facebook or Instagram to show pictures.

It is the people who pretend the most outside and act prudish that end up defiling little children in secret.

freeborn76:
But they are not married yet abi? There was a time you couldn't visit a girl in her house for fear of her father molesting you; even when you both walked in the street, you maintained a 5m distance so that people would not suspect you guys are 'doing it'. Today, you grab a woman's butt, boobs and other parts unmentionable and post it as pre-wedding pictures...na wao, na real wah!

wakeup! Those days of unrivaled pretense are long gone.

Hahaha! Na so, bruh!


The ass go well sha.

I'm amused when I hear girls and women complain about men cheating.

Almost all the girls I've _fucked had bfs at the time, and the sharp babes leave no trail. From experience, the ones with bfs are the easiest to get into bed if you play your game right.

Captured with which itel? Lie kee you.

Fake azz bitchezz

somegirl1:
Should be 'video fox', unless of course her ex boyfriend is female.

no such term as video fox.

Until recently, it's only females that prance about sexualizing themselves in music videos. That's why it's all the more demeaning to call him a VIDEO VIXEN. It's like branding him a sissy, and it's all part of the subtle mockery.