₦airaland Forum

YahooSon:
So this guy legit sent me a PM
Said he got BTC for sale
We agreed on 500/$
Oya transfer e say no
Shuo

So i.asked for his aza
Transferred 100.000
Then he Blocked immediately he received alert
Later unblocked and asked if I was the one who sent a hundred naira
I blocked him

Please respond with his account and phone details

Its hunger that is causing it. Hunger and greediness

Very stupid Nigerian scammers

JahBwoy:
beleive me, when you jam sex addict you go tire

I have jammed.
I no tire.

So long as it's interesting, lots of actions, bj, rimming, throatn, role playing.. E. T. C.


am always turned on... Like ON...
Its like food, Breakfast dinner lunch... Anytime anywhere, am ON... Like ON ON, no cap.


My problem is I have to love you, like real love..and it must be mutual and no sharing... Like I am so 4kked up right now.

I can't find her.

I remember 2014, this guy was tweeting against anything PDP did

Shey El-rufai no need reward niii?

Lordsonn:
The sucking. The midnight sucking. From 12:00am this girl will just drag by thing out and be sucking for hours while I was deeply asleep. I am still surprised how the thing dey rise even when I was sleeping. She will just wake me up when she wants me to put it......I am always tired because of her excessive demand for s-e-x. I am now free. I only missed her bondage and celebrating my freedom

I am looking for this kind of girl.

She's a jewel of inestimable value.
A diamond among precious stones
A shining star.

You bleeped up big time.

Flier:
Hmmmm Ngozi ,No one can ever love me the way Ngozi loved
The lady that weeps if she doesn’t see me or if I ignore her calls
Sadly I disappointed her,broke her earth into pieces
And embarrassed her in the presence of her Dad
May God forgive me

Boys will be boys.

Why don't you tell her dis instead of saying it here?

iamyemiakins:
Na xoxo sex, sex, sex!.
You people should be calming down

Lol

About getting married to my babe of 7 years.... All is good except for one thing.... Sex.


Sex had been good up on till about a few weeks, I believe she's pissed at me.

I have never cheated and I don't want to cheat, but when a woman starts using Sex as a bargaining power even after begging to forgive (my offense was I said she was spending too much money).... It pisses me off.


Like, I have very high libido and Sex is like food especially with someone I love so much, this babe cooks and does every normal thing, but the Sex part, she denies me.... Damn.

I have never begged for Sex and will never...

Rn a girl is sending me seductive photos and am really really Hot like crazy. Unfortunately, I can't force her cos I won't enjoy.

I believe Sex should be spontaneous and and wanted by both of us. She enjoys me a lot, cos I make sure she's well drilled with a lot of pre_intimacy.

I know she wants it, but she wants me to beg her....

I am just confused...
I wonder how you married folks handle issues like this?

lol, buhari is prepared to die for nigeria.

op, be careful she fit say you try sleep with her, she no gree, naa why you chase her..
davejay

Joromi1:
It shall never be well with bandits, kidnappers, Fulani herdsmen, Boko Haram, IPOB terrorists, and all their sympathizers.

lol, as painful as this may sound, it will continuously to be well with these a holes, if we keep voting Buhari, atiku, tinubu, goodluck Jonathan and their ilks.

am sorry ooh, but these bandits will continue to enjoy while we continue to suffer.

that's the truth.

their salaries are enough, they don't need prayers

Swindell:
Your l ��

wassup?
you got telegram?

While I am

Hello Nairalanders, anyone with access to

www.nigeriaphonebook.com

I can't seem to register a new account.

Ishilove:
It seems like you are washing one woman's pant somewhere, which is why you are taking this matter to heart. E pele o, Honourable Member, Association of Houseboy Boyfriends.

There is no big deal in washing a womans panties.
Its only on nairaland you can be forming Macho-man.
Empty broke barrel.

Ishilove:
Hiaaaaan!

Take this lesson home: you call her 'evening newspaper' and say she is desperate, but she is a lot smarter than you with your puny preek, puny brain and gigantic ego. How can you relocate to leech off a woman without a plan B?? Who does that?

Dumbo, you are the less smart one here.
He came to NL for advice because he has realised his mistake not to listen to your whining and attempt to malign him.

Advise or STFU, why waste so much strength in beating a dead horse. Hole-ass

lewoxxy:
Come with your driving history from naija so you can be issued a G1 driving lisence. Then you take driving lessons and do the test then get G2.
Then buy your car and sign up for Uber. be sure to get the right vehicle though.

How do I get a driving history.

Wgat if he is a deep sleeper.

Scam.
But if you want to confirm, go with only your tfare to and fro,
No atm
No mobile phone for transfer.
No extra cash.


And if you like drop your tfare, you will trek back

This might be true, there are over zealous religious bigot everywhere

Hey guys, can a newly landed PR use his pof to get a nice ride and start uber?

uchaymart:
Let me remind you how dumb you must have been in the past....

When use the modal verb "must have". It indicates you categorically knew/know me, and as a matter of fact with 100% certainty.
If these

uchaymart:
Singing songs of praise to etisalat network because of the download speed.
Or your teachers who made you understand a topic you were taught in class..

are what you do/did, don't assume everyone did that.

The highest form of stupidity is commending stupidity, looking away is for cowards... So it's either you are highly stupid or you are a dumb coward..

So which are you?

Lol.... Yuan no just get value for naija...

Imagine its dollar, maybe u go send covid 19

$15 = #7k

Thats if those boys understand english

Johnnyessence:
Governor seyi se bebe

Chaii we are so dumb in this country.

Its like your father withdrawing money from your account to buy birthday gift for you when you are hungry and your family members are praising him As the best dad.

nedekid:
If you are a landlord and you try this with a tennant that knows his right (especially some stubborn igboman). Hmm, the wahala you will face. From criminal to civil proceedings. He will even sue you for millions. You will be the one begging to get out of the wahala.
After experiencing such 2wice. 1 stayed in the house and claimed he was going to break the 10 year law where in if you stay without paying rent the property is assumed to be yours. Na so the Tennant, a lawyer for that matter wanted to take own house. I got him kicked out. The walala that followed, I had to run out of town. Lol.
The second locked up the apartment for 2 years. My caretaker got police as witness to open up the place. There where rags etc there. Nna, the very next day this tenant appeared that he had property worth 3m in the apartment and made a huge list. 3m 20 years ago na plenty money. The man sued and we were in court for almost 10 years before the case died! Those 2 happened in imo state.
That was why when same issue came up with a shop here in Lagos, we went to court for 3 years and got judgment before we could open the shop. Learnt the hard way.

I have instances like that.
One even accused me of rape and got me arrested.

Nowadays, I only deal with tenant through companies. If yoy miss your rent, I will go straight to your company.

Lol
Davido don buy market.

nedekid:
Kai, this landlord has bought market.
He should have gone through the proper process of evicting tenants. No it is his loss.

You mean proper process of spending two years in court while your tenant takes free rent?

Duh!

HotPoundedYam:
thank you God for destroying the man's car and giving the child a traumatic experience. thank you for also causing chaos and disrupting economic activities and endangering lives and property of the individuals involved in this accident.

may your name be praised forever. you have manifested your power.

Don't be stupid.

Everything other thing can be replaced, but lives cannot, hence the praise.