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See how the whole family turned Adetokunbo to Antennakounbo abi Antelopekoumbo

This one wey everyone dey break record when will they remember we the lovers of fauna And flora

Samantha124:
Let me leave this thread for married folks..🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️

You're blending with Nigerian style of comments Samantha124

Continue...

People can be funny on DLS.

These are the collections of hilarious team names that I've played with on Dream League Soccer DLS

IyaTola:
Check your mail.

Okay I'll now

IyaTola:
Please, 🙏 make it fastDrop your email

abasswealth@gmail.com

The funniest thing is that those who don't like him Will hang the portrait in their offices and will be seeing it everyday

The pastor that tried this in Ibadan ran mad instantly some years back

He's gonna use the same Twitter to announce her resignation.

IyaTola:
Are you the one driving it?

I give them out for now, but soon I'll be fully in charge by driving one of them myself.

Please let's private chat if you aren't bothered.

IyaTola:
What business do you intend venture?

I'm into already importation and transportation business

I'll use the same amount to build the same structure with enough plot of land remaining as space in my town.

It's not poverty, I'm a business man, legit hustler, and God fearing.

I prefer asset than wasting of resources.

Women are the source of life and I pray for the best among them as wife and as daughters

GoWithGood:
No, they think everything here is fake and nothing but fake.

Na so

IyaTola:
So, what are you doing to achieve this?

I've personal businesses and likewise I'm working for a private firm Ma

I give thanks to God in everything, although Human satisfaction is unlimited but if I see better pay job I'll go for it so that I can have enough to speed my business empire.

I don't want to collect interest loan and I don't want to go for loan that will more than 40% of my capital.

If you have any advice please I'm always a learner.

I want to see my name on the front page of the Forbes magazine for good as the confirmation of my legit hustling and for people to read about my Success story by God's Grace

Seagodess:
You guys will just come here and tell lies while sleeping in ur bed at home just to get favour from some persons.. since when my brother was scammed here on nairaland.i stopped believing ur cock and bull stories.. liar

Because your brother was scammed here doesn't mean that genuine people and God fearing don't exist on nairaland.

Haven't people being scammed offline before?

The people that made up of real life be it good or bad are the one you see online as well.

We've seen people who met their helper here with touching success story.

Someone from here on the first day of Jan, 2023 bought data worth thousands of naira from me and ran away.

And I've seen genuine people that pay better.


You women are the source of life and I pray for the best among you as my wife and as my daughters

As a real Muslim, there's no need for Will. The sharing formula is already in Al-Qur'an . And the prophet explained much on that

The girl looks like Haaland

maeola:
Here I was crying my eyes out all day because I've reached my endurance threshold and wondering if my life could get any better.

OP, I'm in your shoes, except for the fact that I'm doing a few writing jobs when I get them as well as make handmade sweaters i.e crochet/knitting. This is a hobby that is actually keeping me afloat. The money is not life changing or that which can give bragging rights but better than jumping buses for a 50k salary in Lagos.

I've seen other comments tell you to look for a niche and stick to it. I think that's a good idea 💡. Please, keep trying and never relent.

Can I see your work and how can someone learn from you sister?

I'm not saying domain flipping is bad ooo but don't expect it sales in any moment soon. It's a matter of grace.

You can pack a $5 domain today and tomorrow and offer of $650 will come a week after. And sometimes in the next 6 months they wouldn't even price it let alone buying it.

I've account with namesilo and I packed few domains I'm expecting $4,890 if ceteris paribus...

The write up has changed my orientation, if I married no need for my wife to change her family name.

Women are the source of life, I pray for the best among them as wife and daughters

Alhamdulillah for everything... Alhamdulillah

Those who think everything is money which one do you pray For?

1. Sound health in hustling or
2. Opulence in sick bed.... Mind you, not every health condition money can cure


That's why we call God Ar-Rahmon,
irrespective of who you're, either believer or non, God will still shower his mercy while you're still breathing.

Despite doing otherwise as against the preaches of either the Quran or Bible, you may still not value all these priceless grace from your Lord until a strand of your hair causes the reason why you may need to visit the hospital.


Few weeks ago I slumped from the laundry, I sustained a scary deep cut in my upper lip. When I got to the hospital, the nurse said oh boy we cannot stitch this we've to cut it.




I was like to cut my lip?

Little portion of inner part of the lip was cut off.

It was three days after before I knew what happened to me. I thought it was just the cut on the wound.

I couldn't talk at all. I need to write it down or type it on message and show you if I want to buy anything or talk.

If I try to move the lips, few minutes later, blood will start rushing out.



5 days after I realized that one of my front teeth was also cracked because when I fell down, I hit my face on the cemented ground.

I was inside for almost 3 weeks, can't go outside to prevent talking to anyone.

If I sleep, before I woke up, the blood stain might have glued my lips together. Opening it is just like a call for another bleeding.

I couldn't perform a complete ablution, brushing my mouth is no longer a thing of necessity except if I want to see blood.

I isolated myself, so that I didn't talk to anyone. I can't eat except date and mango, if I must drink water, my face must face the sky directly.

If I bow my head in solah, before I could raise it, blood will rush out

Alhamdulillah...

I hit my face on a concrete surface and my teeth accidentally cut my upper lip deeply

The teeth didn't remove but I couldn't talk for long. If the breeze enter, I feel pain as if someone is dragging my head.

See... We should just be thanking God if you don't have any health challenge.

Alhamdulillah for everything, everything has recovered now as if nothing happens but the crack on the teeth is still there. Can't bite with it.

If you think your problem is just money, pray for ordinary boil or front head headache

You'll later pray for sound health in hustling than opulence in sick bed always

Alhamdulillah...

Women are the source of life and I pray for the best among them as wife and daughters.

DevilSignature:


At times we got to be grateful for what God has done for us, money and fame can never erase pains and misery.

I've never used clutches or undergone surgery in my life, lay my back on hospital bed, seek counseling from any physician, over two decades I've taken ordinary injection nor fall ill Baba God I am grateful 🙏 very much grateful 🙏

That's why we call God Ar-Rahmon, irrespective of who you're, either believer or non, God will still shower his mercy while you're still breathing. Despite your moniker, you may still not value all these priceless grace from God .


Few weeks ago I slumped from the laundry, I sustained a scary deep cut in my upper lip. When I got to the hospital, the nurse said oh boy we cannot stitch this we've to cut it.

Little portion of inner part of the lip was cut off.

It was three days after before I knew what happened to me. I thought it was just the cut on the wound.

5 days after I realized that one of my front teeth was also cracked because when I fell down I hit my face on the concrete cemented ground.

Alhamdulillah... The teeth didn't remove but I couldn't talk for long. If the breeze enter, I feel pain as if someone is dragging my head.

See... We should just be thanking God if you don't have any health challenge.

Alhamdulillah for everything, everything has recovered now as if nothing happens but the crack on the teeth is still there. Can't bite with it.

Alhamdulillah...

Women are the source of life and I pray for the best among them as wife and daughters.

You see that number 4 ehn...if both of you are purging you might have finished before you realized that you're in the same Toilet just that black nylon is being use to divide For being seeing each other

Samantha124:
Mine play with anything they could find around the house... I've lost count of the number of times that they chewed my earphones and I had to buy new ones...

I don't know anyone that side, so I don't have any intention to visit.

I love to watch the moment they're playing with any object.

All cats are funny that's why I love them, when I was 19 the one my mother bought was very small to the extent that it sleep in any container it can reach.

Just that I wonder how you manage to keep much cats

4 is okay for me

I was there last week to collect the passport I applied for since November 23, 2022. I got a call last week Tuesday that the passport is ready.

When I got their one man inside the cubicle in that video was saying that we don't want you people outside pls go inside.

The insides that are ready filled to beam.

At last, the man said if there's no space inside pls go outside everybody.

But thank God I collected my passport in peace and went to ShopRite nearby to cool the stress I passed through.

May God bless all good women and men, they're the sources of life and I pray to God to grant me the best among them as wife, sons and as daughters.

Samantha124:
Lol.. it's just that cats are nocturnal animals and you can't look after them at night when you're sleeping, unless you lock them inside of the house.

My cats also do eat raw dough, one time my sister was baking and she was shocked upon seeing them eating her dough when they had their cat food in their bowls.

No, I don't have a home in Nigeria... Does your brother loves cats though? I hope he's not beating him up in your absence.

Yes, he's getting used to my brother just like me.

He's comfortable just that I need to create more time for it.

You're right unless you lock them indoor, once you don't pay attention to them during their play time, they will go elsewhere within to catch fun by playing with anything.

Mine do play with sack, bunch of wool or mopping stick.

Do you have the intention to visit Nigeria anytime soon?

You see these women, they're the source of life but I pray for the best among them as wife and as daughters

eleniyan2020:
women are which source of life!

Of course they're, starting from my mum the likes of her...


I can say it anywhere women are the source of life and I pray for the best among them as wife and daughters

My mum is an epitome of my claim and my Dad is the hero and above all they put God first in all things

Samantha124:
He's beautiful, please tell your brother to keep an eye on him so that nothing bad happens to him.

My other cat also got bitten by the neighbors dog last year, I cried so bad that I even called this other veterinarian to come to the house and help her because I was away and the injuries looked so bad it was like she was about to die.



Those cats made me cry a lot last year.. .. I paid my last money for this vet to come to the house.

Yeah, he's taking good care of him just that above all foods, prefer eating raw dough without baking.

Do you have home in Nigeria, can you get me one when next you're visiting Nigeria?