₦airaland Forum

This nonsense don start again. We no go hear word for nairaland again.

They're killing my country and I hate it.

5 million? This guy stupid. Poverty mentality. Sue her billions.

Papiikush:
Simi, the countdown to the end of your career has begun! You dumb feminists wannabe.

That your small breast like agbalumo. Dindinrin

You think you can abuse Nigerians and go free? You think those artistes that were forced out of the limelight deserved it?

Once you start feeling too big Nigerians will fall your hand. Ask chidimma and ice prince.

Ice prince was feeling cool until Nigerians off the fridge.

iceprince was never rude and still the most humble artist from this country. He was never this publicly stupid like simi.

histemple:
These rankings doesn't reflect reality. Hogwash at best.

Students of these lowly ranked universities in Nigeria still dust those of the best ranked always in any competition, including postgraduate studies.

well, you can use that to do your own rating. Webometric has used its own data to come up with this.

And Private university students won't let us hear word.

Ishilove:
Bros, na love, you just no wan gree sey na im. It doesn't always work out the way we plan it


My dear ehn, na long tori

Tori wey dey burst brain. Take heart, dear.

Ishilove:
You sound like you're still hurt, way deep down in a place you don't like acknowledging.

Heartbreak reinforces the existence of love. You can't be heart broken if you were never in love in the first place. When mine happened, ironically my senses sharpened because of the experience and never in a million years will I ever deny the existence of sweet, oh, so sweet love

I'm not hurting. I'm only saying if "love" does not ignore our differences, then it's flawed in all definition.

My ex is a nagging good girl. Even while we're good and on , I did tell her on many occasions that: love is fictitious. Maybe we lacked the name to call what we feel for each other.


Madam, you sabi love oo. Wush bros scatter your dada like that

Ishilove:
It seems you have never been in love. It is someone who has never experienced head spinning, eros love that will write what you have written.

I have and it was a head-spinning one, too. But we broke up(something I thought will break me) , and we are both fine .


If there was love, why did our relationship acknowledge our differences in religion and culture ? Love is fictitious.

Ishilove:
Is that so?

yes. The guy really gave me an answer what I've been asking people. Maybe we don't have a name for what we feel for each other, and we call it "love". Maybe it's attraction for human to human and love between man and inanimate.

Zirah:
I can see how you were brought up. You must be a bastard child. Smh.

just shut up. Devilishere was right. Stop calling people names.

Present your logical points.

I've always told people that love is fictitious. How do you explain the fact that people in love today become sworn enemies tomorrow?

soberdrunk:
I swear on all the small gods in my village, if i was Kanu this woman will sleep in her parents house until she apologizes to my brother and he forgives her! No matter what she has absolutely no right to speak to his brother or disgrace him publicly like this, these men suffered together and she only came into the picture when things became rosy so if he decides to spoonfeed his brother for the rest of his life it is not her business!!!

you spoke my mind. I never knew that village girl could be this uncouth.

You can't just change this village mentality in some people. What's her own business in all of this?

Kitanayo:
I will start from the beginning so that i will be better understood, soo sorry if it is too long


I and my husband met in one of our ICAN classes so we hit it off immediately, became friends, dated then got married. It was blissful, we had our kids, to me life was perfect till one day he changed.

He started picking fights on irrelevant things, wouldnt talk to me for days, i thought it was just a phase until one day he didnt come back home, after so much calls to family members, friends collegues at work, we found out he left the country with another woman, this was 4 years ago, we later found out he paid for the house rent for two years and he vowed never to have anything to do with me and my kids anymore.

Even after pleadings from family members he still refused so i moved on, believing that one day he would come back to me because i believe his actions was not normal, he asked for divorce, i refused cos my bible is against it (luke 16:18). Since then God has been soo good to me, i've moved into my own home(a working mom) and God has been taking care of my kids for me.


Now 2 years ago, i met this lady who was serving(nysc), i see her as my younger sister so we talk alot, so she knows all about me, she helps me at home, with my kids and all.

One day we were talking about sex generally, so she said she can satisfy my urge, i was shocked, i dont want to go into details but that was how it started.

Mind you i do not insert anything into my "VJ", what she does is the normal licking and sucking till i "CUM" she's in a serious relationship with a man so i do not do same act to her and she doesnt ask for anything in return(from a wealthy home).I dont see myself as a lesbian since i dont indulge in it moreso i still love my husband.

I agreed to it because it's safer than having sex and contacting std in the process, i am human, i have needs and i dont want to commit adultery cos i'm still married and i believe my husband would come back to me, i feel no guilt whatsoever for this act.

Reason why i brought this here is to know your views about this act, i want to have diff. opinions from matured minds so no insults please, thank you.



Mods please help take this to FP

you're a human and none is a fault of yours here.

I can't believe your husband left a woman with an unflinching love just like that. Just the kind of wife and love I need from my woman.

You're just a victim of circumstances or victim of something you can't maintain. I feel your pain.

What happened to your husband is not normal, but you must move and maybe after this , you just might find him come back.

You can't continue on this path of satisfying yourself with another woman cos it's destructive.

Which woman easily snatch your husband from you like that sef?

You need to ask questions and be told stuffs. We no de let this kain thing happen for where I come from. He(your husband) must come back. You got my support on this.

jetson06:
Despite all the burns I am wanking with my vaseline...

MVLOX:
Burn or no burn the assets still dey intact.... Twale for the madam

as if you dey my mind.

IdeyFindWife:
Hell yeah, and a hundred and ten percent too but am not being suckered into this advanced narcissistic hyper-masturbatory self-deception!

Asexual relations for guys with restless shlongs, hahahaha!!

I will romance, "chook" and cock-slam my babe to her heart's content. In fact, we'll use whatever assortment of toys suit her kinky needs!

But i, most definitely, won't lock myself in and pull the drapes with a plastic doll! I like my sex and my woman with all the feistiness and drama intact.

I'm too strong while having sex to waste that energy on a doll.

I don't support that invention. But I don't know why girls are angry.

senitorspeaker:
This is Africa and more precisely Nigeria. now come to think of it ladies and gentlemen in the house. where is the highest market in the world when technology comes to play? where does the world consider market? they know that Africa is not rich in tech and can not produce these thing in million years to come so they want to use these few toys to create weariness to the world especially to the Africans. in the nearest feature, and i mean very soon, these dolls will be so cheap that an average civil servant can afford it. come to thing of it their business planners must be considering to create dolls and their parts too (just as we have machines and parts all available). ladies and gentlemen, the rich will invest in the industry now that it is early because, it has a great wealth of future in it just like the cell phones, cars has great future in the long run.

spot-on .

MissWrite:
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Interesting. What do you think is responsible for this?

the thought of possession and satisfaction, I think, is responsible for this.


We must after other ladies, but we hold dear our partners. It's not always about sex, but contentment.

I can't have sex with a doll. I also cannot fall in love with everything I have sex. They're ladies I see and the only good thing I have towards them is sex and nothing more; it goes to show there ladies we see as sex object and those we see worthy of being our partners.

dheilaw1:
so? carry ur smelling mouth comot here my friend

una no de fear God for this forum.

Green222:
Update on the topic.

The stupid heart shredder has dumped the brainless idiot who called herself my friend. She came apologizing and pleading for forgiveness. I have forgiven her but things can never be the same with us.

The guy don collect him share Waka!Lmao!

this shows you gave a fake story to get attention.

IdeyFindWife:
Ever articulate, the Poca had nailed it as usual, and brought badly needed succor and peace of mind to the ladies.

Finally, y'all chicks can go to bed now knowing your number 1 investors and financial 'victims' ate still safely within your capture, issorait!!

NB
Dunno what the damn celebration is about for the guys though or how straffing a soulless doll, however animated or warm, could rep the main thing.

Am starting to think guys just wanna "chook" their USB drives just up any port and be done with it, just rutting like dogs; what a blow for our sanity, our humanity?!

I thought you're a man.

MissWrite:
Women can't detach themselves emotionally from sex? I don't know if that's entirely true. I know you want to maintain this romanticized image of women but here's something which I do not say proudly, only truly: Some women have been doing so professionally for years. And some women can cheat with the driver or gate man for the sole purpose of sex; and they choose these people who are perceivably beneath their social class not just for proximity, but because there's no risk of falling in love. While men always end up catching feelings for their secretaries, house-helps or even a prostitute. (Like in Bridget Jones' Diary, Sound of Music, Pretty Woman); no woman is beneath a guy when it comes to romance. Whereas a woman would seriously be second guessing herself if she starts getting dreamy eyed with the mechanic in view; it doesn't matter how attractive he is in reality. Also, some women can bang their rich husbands for years so he keeps paying for their stuff, without ever falling in love with him.

Women can do sex very nicely with gadgets. Have you not heard how the cucumber has suffered under the lasciviousness of some women? African women in particular, can really let their hair down with a dil.do. Unlike with a man. Some! This is because, in a lot of areas still, African women are judged for being too sexually expressive. So, in most cases, all they can do is pray that he knows what he is doing. She may not woman-up to tell him what she wants, so that he doesn't label her an olosho. Enter dil.do, problem solved. And she'll make it go how she wants it to go.

For me though, I doubt that the sex doll holds much of an appeal. It's too bulky; and only one appendage is really needed. Plus I don't want to have to stare into those lifeless eyes without a soul. After applying pressure to the necessary pleasure points, the rest happens in the head for me. I can be anywhere, with anyone doing whatever thing. So the dil.do is sufficient. It would get the job done.




That's a fleshlight. It hasn't been very popular all the while. I am really curious to see how this one plays out, because I believe men have an ego that a life-less thing cannot satisfy. Knowing that the moan is programmed and mechanized; and not a real feed-back . Unless it's like a karaoke machine that gives you points (moaning sounds) as you hit the notes. Then it could be a fun game. Pa! Pa! 60%.......Pa! Pa! Pa!........80%.....Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!..........speaking in tongues.....that kind of thing. It'll get predictable after a while though.




True. More women would have to work. But that's a good thing for everyone. Especially the women in question.




I've not met those guys you are referring to; the ones that don't like attention. The ones I end up with always want to be cuddled, and kissed and get back rubs - babies! Well, the purpose of a sex doll is clear. None of that for anyone. But girls get attention from their girls, while guys are insecure about man/man bonding.



Women don't need to flaunt their toys. Nobody does. They only need the gadgets in the bedroom, where they can be used as freely as one would like (a dil.do is travel size anyway). Or are men planning to take their sex dolls out on dates? Or have public sex? Remember you're treading a thin line between sanity and mental instability here. If you get too attached to the thing, you'll start hearing voices

and here is another twist to it. I'd like to agree with the lines in bold, but not wholly. Men don't fall in love with everything they have sex with.

Sometimes, we think less of sex with those girls we love. Just ask your male friends whose relationship is heading to marriage, they'd tell you they really do not imagine sex with their partners. But they go out hunting New puna for fun.

publicenemy:
She has no shame, no pride, no ego.

When you make enemies in life you must be prepared for what ever comes with it. Doing her job as a blogger even though she was hated was the right thing. So no matter what you do you don't go begging those you once attacked especially when the won the battle. Is just like Antonio Conte going to beg Jose Mourinho tomorrow... Even if she is dying of hunger she shouldn't have. Pride cometh before a fall.... But sometimes it's better to fall with your pride intact.

She messed up big time.

what is she really blogging about? Destructive blogging by destroying people's reputation and image?

She can't be allowed to continue unhindered. Thank God they humbled her.

uwa1:
But like PMB that Climbed On lies, deceit and stolen taxpayers money Into Power.... Pot calling kettle black....

I'd rather climb on this to power than on blood.

TochiPhotos:
It's getting colder and colder these days, it snowed today and everywhere was slippery.
I don't have winter boots yet and I was advised to get one because the snow has some salts and they damage ordinary shoes so I need to get a new shoe specifically made for winter. As I no get money, I have started searching online for second hand winter shoes but if I don't find I'll have to manage the shoes I have till the winter discount sales begin next week.

I haven't really been feeling too well; I've had cough and catarrh for the past week.
Mucus are kinda normal here and everyone is always snorting in mucus when outside but these past few weeks mine has been excessive and it's really annoying because you can't just blow your nose on the floor like Nigeria because everywhere is clean and no gutters so I always have to wait till I get to the restroom before I can blow my phlegm.

My cough and catarrh got worse and my Vietnamese classmate gave me one very strong essential balm so I put a little inside hot water, covered my head with towel and inhaled the vapor from the hot water and I swear that thing worked like magic cos it cleared my noise instantly. This was what my dad usually did for us when we were kids so I quickly thought about it and put that essential balm to good use

I'm increasingly starting to feel like the days are shorter here in Russia. I always start off my day with a list of things to do each day etc. and since I arrived here it has always been difficult to complete each task I have on my to do list because I always run out of time.
Wake up, go to class, eat do assignment before you know it's already 1am and you have to try and get some sleep before preparing for your 9am class.
I'm really not happy because I haven't been able to make out some time to start working on an app idea I've had for a while and I'd hate to wake up one day and see someone else already beat me to it.
There is so much going on right now and 24 hours isn't enough for me and I hate always going to bed knowing that I wasn't able to accomplish all I set out to for the day.


I really miss the days I had lots of free time in my hand, to be honest if you have free time right now better start using that time to do something useful instead of waiting and procrastinating.
Put that free time to use right now and do something productive because a time will come when you're realize you don't have that luxury anymore.


I woke up to a really beautiful message yesterday morning from B, she said she's been thinking about me every min and she wasn't able to sleep cos she kept thinking about us and she really wants to see me soon cos she can't wait till Saturday when I told her I would have time for us to see again.
I missed her a lot too so I told her we'd see in the evening when I come back from class.
She hasn't been to my dormitory before because I stay in a tiny dorm with 2 other roommates and she said she would feel uncomfortable having my roommates around so we decided to see in her place since her parents wouldn't come back from work till much later. She lives with her parents and her house isn't far from my dorm but unfortunately her dad was home early so she texted me and we decided to hangout in the park in front of my dorm.

When she arrived, we had a long warm hug for a few mins and kept telling one another how much we've missed ourselves.
Then we played in the park, I carried her and spun her round and round and we had lots of fun in the park.
We got so cold and decided to go to my room in the dorm cos it was freezing outside and luckily when we got to my room none of my roommates were around so we had some privacy to talk.

I spent most of the time introducing her to Nigerian music, started with mad over you by Runtown. Simi's Joromi etc and she's already in love with Nigerian music.
She said I make her feel how no one has ever made her feel before, her past relationships have been with Russian guys and guys here are always serious and I'm someone who plays a lot especially when I like someone, so she said she likes how impulsive and full of energy I am and she's finally getting to experience the kind of love she thought only happens in movies.
We held each other and slow danced to some cool John Legend and Adele then called it a night.

To be honest I don fall yakata for this girl, I'm so happy we both feel the same way about each other cos if I start saying how she makes me feel no be today e go end I swear. I call her Olanma and yesterday I was teaching her how to say Olanma and it was so so hilarious; D

When she got home last night, she texted me and told me the most beautiful moment she's had recently was when she finished asking me some questions about how I feel about her, and I looked her in the eyes and reassured her I genuinely like her then brought her in for a hug then kissed her forehead.
She said when I kissed her forehead, it was the best feeling ever and she felt so safe and so loved and didn't know if too cry or something because she felt so good in a way she hasn't felt before and it was the most beautiful thing ever and she still thinks about it and she misses how I whisper sweet things in her ears and kiss her neck when we were slow dancing.


She told me she's the only child of her parents and I just found out she told her parents and friends that I'm just a new acquaintance that wants to teach her English.
I'm actually legit feeling sad cos I already know her parents won't approve of our relationship cos they'd want her to marry a Russian man obviously and continue their family line. Whatever to, meeting her has been the best thing that happened to me so far in Moscow and even if it ends today, I'd forever cherish the little time we spent together. But I hope it doesn’t cos I really don’t want this to end.



About to have dinner, study then get some sleep.

See you guys later.

My God, this guy want me to jump to Moscow this year.


As your brother from Nigeria, stick to your girlfriend. She's wonderful. I don de help you like her already.


Mehn, your friend, N, is great too. Extend my regard to everyone that has treated you nicely over there...especially your GF and "N". Your best friend too fit be your wife. She's cool and nice.

Now I know why Mikel married a Russian.

Adagba1:
If the statistics shows that it has reached all time low they will blame Buhari even though according to them it has nothing to do with their lives but now that the reverse is the case he should not take the credit.Double standard indeed.

you de mind them.

omonnakoda:
This claim is like taking a single piece of meat and cutting it into two and saying you now have more.
Is it at an all time high in dollar terms or in terms of a Naira that has lost 50% value in 3 years.
The reality is that the NSE has not yet recovered totally from the Naira woes though it is recovering

Because you hate good news doesn't mean you should show ignorance.


Read more and you'd see NSE has done better than most across the world in this early days of the year. It's now best in 2 weeks of the new Year.

Naturalobserver:
Na igbo girl na.....d toasting line shouldn't be far fetched
Davido: 30 billion for the account ooo,versace nd gucci.......
Chioma: you say?
Davido: versace and gucci for ur body o baby
Chioma:no no no no, sing that first part
Davido:30 billion for......
Chioma:yes yes yes yes, am all urs.

Wetin him see for this girl sef?

trustyshoess:
No matter how good one is as a teacher, you can never teach a goat how to read.
Have a great day

lalasticlala, seun, mynd44 , Dominique, she just called me a goat.

Refer to rule number 2, please.

ExInferis:
I guess in your warped mind those who rustled cattle were following due process.

When herdsmen encroach upon farmlands, you all yell blue murder and advise farmers to get armed.

When christian rustlers encroach upon the herdsman's way of life and steal cattle, you tell the hapless herder to follow due process.

Double standards.

No one steals our cows and goes free, when will you heathens learn?

the same people who support jungle justice against criminals are the ones preaching due process when Fulani goes after community that steal their cows.
They urge the herdsmen to report to the police as if the police can do anything.
Useless kids we've got here.