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Congrats guys!

Jinx of failure at finals broken!

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Congrats to him....

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Sports man

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Na waaa


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Take government job, get someone to manage the frieght business and supervise the manager......QED


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Creative delight.....

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Give it up for the girl with corporate trouser and a black turtle neck top. The rest are the normal crap we see every other day.

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Them scam us?

Well, there are several factors and the report also mentions another 3 billion dollars to be provided by another Chinese company

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Flex the doo

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Is he a tout?

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Na them o

See as the second guy dey pose, forming fine boy like who win Mr. Macho in a world macho contest.

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na them o

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You the best.
Whoever put this list together deserves some accolades.

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damton:
Best of luck.


You are angry that you are getting fatter?
When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY
YEAR OF EXPANSION!!"
You didn't know abi??.
2. A girl born near a door is called Doris
They won't teach you this in school, so tell
me "Thank you!"
3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy,
you have to comment on his pics like "Baby
where did you put the charger ?"
Just to mark your territory.
4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling
her bra to see if she can still wear it after
3days_*
# IbadanGirlsEhn ....
Aunty well done!
5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect
and fear... They even send regards to the
wife and kids
6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad"
instead of "Papa"...
Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa"
spoils my lipstick
7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed
paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ?
Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste
the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ??
8. While struggling to find a partner, another
person is in 3 different stable relationships!!
Some people are gifted, I swear!
9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will
go and rob a bank and she will ask you why
you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith
bank
10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother
or father won't ask her where she got it
from!!
But if you give her ordinary belle, just small
belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles
and aunties, witches and even her ancestors
will come looking for you... Is this fair?
11. I look at some people sometimes and
ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?"
# MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo
12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I
asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans
are always waiting for next season"
13. Have you ever looked so good, that you
don't want to go home yet, because enough
people haven't seen you??
14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell
him straight forward. Which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "
15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30
am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I just walked away
Now minding my own business
16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION:
Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of
prostitutes.
Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar.
Husband fainted
17. On my wedding day, I will call names
when sharing rice. If you don't hear your
name, you will have to tell us who invited
you!
18. You will never see African parents
kissing, hugging or in any form of
romance... But Boom! 11 children... How
come?
19. 40 different pictures, one cloth .
Bros, no vex o, you be merlin?
20. I was just wondering why the GROOM
sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT...
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING
principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on
the left..
21. Gone are the days when we break up
and delete our numbers... Now, we will just
be observing ourselves on whatsapp and
Facebook status to see who is surviving..
22. People that were owing Lazarus, I
wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him
up from death...
23. That moment when you look horrible in
a group photo and the person who looks
good refuses to delete it.
24.
To my future kids:
I'm not the one delaying you guys from
coming into this beautiful world, Its your
mum who is still busy dating other people's
husband and giving them your milk. I hope
they don't finish our milk.
25. Some Girls are really poor in romance.
You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's
chasing you with a knife
26. One thing I've discovered is that as you
grow older, you begin to steal meat from
your Mother's pot with more Confidence.
27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian
travelling abroad for the first time.
The fear of Village people is d Beginning of
survival
28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you
dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's
relationship or marriage else dem go rush
you go hospital
29. Facebook should try showing us people
you may avoid* not only people you may
know.... Biko
30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the
world, then whose mother goes around at
night bewitching people and pressing
necks??
# I_Wonder_Ooooo ...
31. Shout out to those people that change
the water in garri 2 times before taking it,
hope you wash the one you use in making
Eba?
32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae"
Continue ooo...
Don't go and lose weight...
Until they use bangles to propose to you

They look alike

Las las, the matter go end

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The case don end be that...... If you know, you know

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Team xiaomi......anyday anytime..


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Chai.......you too bad

This is fatality of fatality @ "WE BOTH CANNOT HAVE A CLITORIS...."

MissRaine69:
If its presence is not there no amount of beating about the bush will change that fact....we both cannot have a clitoris.

Happy for them...let whom the cap fits wear the crown.

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Them still lose

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Could this be a confession?

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E no lie

Spot on!

Olukat:
The way and manner we celebrate our marriage anniversaries makes me feel it's not meant to last!
My parents (May their souls RIP) were married for over 50 years and we barely had such reminder, it was love year after year.
Probably is the internet age and the quest to trend on social media and so on...Congrats though!

Na money or love for naija?

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Them shock already

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Na them

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