₦airaland Forum

amuokuko:
Hmm..

Op u must be very wicked ooo..
Just 15 eggs Nd u had to smash it's head with sledge hammer

Oya come nd take the money for the eggs nd return the snake to lala, the snake charmer...

As in the OP na zero joy. E massacre the snake. RIP to the dead. This snake deserve small pity for dieing.

This is what happens when you date boys with big digits as age.sorry baby. Go and date a man. He won't ask such questions.

We dey Akure here o. Give us correct location and make space for Nairalanders pictures o. Jah bless your Union.
Boo is a blacky like me!

IF I WERE A GOD,I WILL DO THESE THINGS NOW

By the power vested in me as the leader of the world, to the glory of the Almighty God in the heavens, I declare the problems of the world be solved on the instant.
May the diseases of the world in their various kinds be eradicated.

May the people of the world be divided into their destined duties to the universe and mentally equipped to do so, for the happiness of all men and the fulfilment of their destinies without a feeling of prejudice to any man.
May all government of the world be eradicated and replaced with new beings naturally wired to serve the interests of the entirety of their subjects without recourse to war against any nation.

May the bodies of men be reconstructed by divine powers to only die a natural death and all unfortunate incidences that may lead to death forever cease.
Let the heavens hear as I speak and bring this things to reality compelling all men to believe and serve only the Almighty God.

Shalom!!!

Bro. just take a chill pill joor will the boy be forever young

No Problem na. She should not be Virgin Wetin me go do ehn e dey my mind Well! No Problem

TrapHedges:
All d people abusing d OP are dumb primitive people..lowkey uall done did things worst than OP's


bro.. At times all tis stuff llappe# for tis sllit called love..

Its easy... STOP FALLING INLOVE just be #ormal.. Keep side chicks so u don't get llurt wen main click fucks_ u up..

will you keep quiet!
speak for yourself
National Union of MuMu Lovers

ceejayluv:
was in such emotionally draining situation few months back. dating this girl, ended up proposing to her, arranging for intro and some ex shows up from nowhere and proposes to her as well..... Ah, the dreaded love triangle. Had to allow her make her choice, i lost out. sucked it up, the feelings almost affected my health though, but i haven't contacted her since then. She later blocks me on social media a month later. kept quiet. The yeye new fiance even called me some weeks back asking me some dumb questions of my relationship with his girl. Told him it's all bygone now.

That YeYe new fiancé is just like the owner of the above story. Dem no get sense!

Who dash this kinda story FP sef.
Woman Don finish for life ?
u knew u guys had compatibility issues, you went on
you were made side guy, u went on
she dumps you eventually, u r crying
what on earth is your age no sef.
Guy comot for road make better ppl come.
No remorse. Seriously

I can't see any info on how to enter the contest o

The frustration is a matter of location. my Akure area is very interesting I must say.

how come husband and wife cannot even hold hands e serious o

Submission / Submissiveness is very important coz when you believe you over and above everything your fall even to the grave beyond is just so simple.

Our African terrestrial mothers, I fall for you o Ur power even enter France. Weh done Ma!!

Jeez, u call these ones Chibok girls.
What I see is some women with sagging breast happy to snap with buhari at a peanut price.
Until proven otherwise, this is Federal Scam!

That pix is Fajuyi Hall OAUIfe.
the only two causes of this kinda situation are Overcrowding of the rooms and Unbearable Temperature of the rooms.
GreatIfe!

UNDERSTANDING RECESSION BEYOND ECONOMIC TERMS
Fellow Nigerians,
Recent news made available to us from the Federal Government says our dear nation should exit the recession that has plagued our economy by the third quarter of 2017.
It is important to note early enough that whatever the case may be, we should still repose some degree of confidence in our government - since we do not have another.
With so much trust in our government for a lasting solution to the economic recession, we need to understand the concept of recession beyond economic terms - price of crude oil, goods and services or the exchange rate.
Some years after the independence, Nigeria experienced this kind of recession and got out of it. It is sardonic that the nation fell into the same ditch a couple of years after - the central figure in both experiences I don't think should be the contention.
Flowing from the above, fellow country men, if we conquer economic recession what about recession in the aspects of
Morals,
Brilliance,
Intelligence,
Leadership skill,
Political will,
Guarantee of Rights,
Focus,
Literacy level of Leaders and the Led,
Religious Understanding,
Legal and Sustenable Employment,
Quest for Order,
Responsibility both as Leaders and Led,
Sincerity,
Truth,
Honesty,
Global Image,
Continental Respect,
Tolerance - ethnic,tribal & religious,
Priorities,
Business acumen, and even more.
Fellow Nigerians, you'll unequivocally agree with me that the recession we experience in these numerous other aspects of our existence is even greater than the economic.
These other facets of recession ushered in the economic and will do even worse if not tackled immediately.
To exit these pathetic situation the led must constructively and relentlessly push the leaders to the point where they do the needful while doing their own part as citizens

I'll conclude by reminding you that one last truth has been told to our hearings I.e "CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU"
Thanks and God bless!
Bamidele Oludare J.
Political Scientist, Thinker, Strategist,Image Manager, Professional Tiler, Indoor Outdoor Décor.

AN ADDRESS TO MY COUNTRYMEN!
Fellow Nigerians,
I salute your courage and resilience in the search for a Nigeria of our dreams. Through all kinds of critisms - destructive, constructive and indifferent, we have followed our leaders who have been since ages past to this critical point in our history.
Even if you voted only after you have received the pay for just a meal, you still deserve a salute.
Despite the fact that you see your incorrupt brother whose in power as a bastard.
Despite your refusal to see Nigeria as one.
Despite your wisdom of the ideal and unwillingness to bring it to reality
Despite your insensitivity to the plight of your people.
Despite your effective use of religion to unleash evil.
I mean, despite all these and even more that is striking your mind right now,
I SALUTE YOU MY COUNTRYMEN - with the evils you do, you have secured for yourselves a special corner in the comity of nations.

However, my fellow dreamers, don't you think its time we turned around our misfortunes and tow the path of greatness - not those presented over the years on paper.
I want to believe you are also tired of a nation where some individuals stash what could service our budget for many years in their houses, graves and unimaginable places.
You must be tired of a nation where there is an acting President and a resting President.
You must be tired of that kind of Presidency with so many Presidents and the Presidential figure working from home.
You must be tired of your brother political grasshoppers who hop to parties for avoidance of probe and not on the altar of ideology or passion to serve
You must be tired of your own perspective of "Corruption is the only way" that has only left you hungry, beleaguered and famished even since the times of your ancestors.
You must be tired of your religious leaders who cajole you into expending your little earnings into their own business all in the name of miracles and magic
You must be tired of the shameful celebration of the idioscency of some minute few called Godfathers
You must be tired of those mantras that only sooths the ears and not your living
You must by now be generally tired of living your exact kind of sad life.
Now is the time to rise sincerely to duty.
This is the penultimate, if not last chance for a revolution

I must say that one last truth has been told to our hearings I.e "CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU"
Thanks and God bless!
Bamidele Oludare J.
Fmr PRO OAUIfe SU,Political Scientist, Thinker, Strategist,Image Manager, Professional Tiler, Indoor Outdoor Décor.

frank317:
What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

Who told you? How do you prove that that dick is unholy.
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All of you forming extra holy ehn, the bitterness, konji and regret that will deal with you is doing Press Up!
Since you are legally married, give your partner the best of it, if you do less, Una go pay in hard coin for it o.
Do what is necessary before you blame your parental ancestors for your woes!!

@the composer: You have pointed out very correct facts but you can always employ the simplest words to drive home your points
Bamidele Oludare J.

This I must say is awful but what is necessary must be done. If they found something your stories would change

Hardeysolution:
How does one tackle a sin that reoccur every time? Even after prayer and consecration, when you still find your self in sins that you are aware of, what's the way out??

When you are so used to it, it isn't easy to stop
Never stop praying and running from it. you'll get there! God be with you.

Cekpo34:
Weldone but desist from this media stunts

If you are not informed how do you know. You can stop being a person absolutely devoid of pride. No self pride,no pride as a citizen. what a situation!

superior1:
Clearing IEDs using 18th century tech.

At least give it to them that they even detected amend successfully detonated it. it'll be shameful if such a team was killed in a blast including anti- bomb squad. Take a chill pill

Mr no red cap wearing man there. U should remember that these are not the only appointments left in Nigeria o. If PMB put doz ppl and they disappoint Na una go run mouth o

i tesiwaju Eko. Ojuse gbogbo wa ni the growth of Lagos is our collective effort

i tesiwaju Eko. Ojuse gbogbo wa ni the growth of Lagos is our collective effort

Those doing good works contunu

Can this show of shame on national scale just cease. most of this guys are just bastards of a thousand fathers. EFCC, NIA, Presidency and all of una just stop this federal embarrassment
BamideleOJ

Ogun and ritual in this life sha. okay o