₦airaland Forum

To the Jönathan haters, what if:
1.the man was ur father?
2. Ur biological father or you were the president. . .wil u do any beta?

... . . . dìs is obviously a good buy if not for some of my commitments at the moment. Lemme call you for some deals. . . . .

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It used to be Mr ACN,Lai,and Mr Jonathan/PDP. Now there is Dr Okupe and there is a great comotion in the oppositions camp. PDP's new signing is giving ACN headache and Mr president can now work.....a little less distraction. Now why are they afraid of Van persie,sorry,DR OKUPE?

WWE! Luving dis entertainment.

There are many nigerians stranded in mali and yet their peeps think they are in europe. Some are in jail,some dead.
Do you realy know where your people are?

Someone just recieved a similar contract offer!
You maybe next in line. Brace up.

A pastor friend told me of his encounter. It was the same storyline. He decided to call them on another line of his and suprisingly they called his name. He was shocked. This guys must be working with someone who knows you very well.
Another told me of how a brother connived with them to dupe his own blood brother. Never trust people.
Dont be a victim. Dont be greedy!

I recieved a call on a line i nörmaly dont give anybody except my specials. The caller called my name and said"call me back,its urgent". I was at work and thot it could be someone i know very well or posibly from one of our branches, really thot it was ''important''. I called back and the person actualy called my name and asked if i was in the office. I asked to know who he was and he said he is Engr from PHCN. He said cant i remember him? I got suspicious. He mentioned my former work place and town thinking i was still there. I got more curious. He got my suspicion from my voice and asked why i was sounding like i dont know him. I hung up when i was convinced hes a 419. I was a bit worried and wanted to clear my doubt so i calld back. I sounded like i now remember him and he was glad. I told him i was at work (my former place) and asked how i can help him. He said he is currently in taraba doing some NIPP stuff and would like to give me a supply contract cos of the trust he has in me . Now i was satisfied. I hung up and sent him an sms..."u no try". He never called back. The number is 08189806345. He sounded elderly with a thick southern nigerian accent. How he got my special number and name is a mystery. Please dont be a victim.

Carrying the burden of a nation like nigeria ain't easy. He is called a retardeen,by retardeens of course! If every ex-president had done his bit like GEJ,guess we'll be a better nation today. He promised us electricity and he is giving us. Please lets suport him to do better. God bless GEJ,God bless Nigeria. Things can only get better,lets be positive.

BAMMZ= when you are BAM (THE BOmb) and you know it!

I recieved a very rude shock from G.TB too. Always thot they were the best until lately. And i cant believe Firstbank, as old as she is, will be such an innovative bank! I underrated FBN for too long but they have surpassed my expectation. What can i not do with my savings account and firstonline? Now i know better. . .a newbroom can never teach a older broom!

May the lord forgive cupid for this great confusion.

Hole picker, is it about the holes or the story? Well i might hav created holes for you but i know the story is true. So learn.
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A topic ön the frontpage today about a youngman ,who got drunk on a day he had a date with his destiny, reminds me of this true life story.
This youngman on the day of his wedding woke up and told his peeps he wants to buy something nearby. He wasn't seen again. His people searched to no avail. At the church,the bride and all waited endlessly and eventualy the event was called off. What a sad day,tears galore. The bride,her family,his family all were perplexed. If he didnt want the mariage,he would have informed someone before just quiting on them. No one had a clue. . . . .
Later that evening,at about 6:30pm he showed up sweating and happy. He was amused at how everyone was gloomy. They were all looking at him in shock. His mother weeping looked at him and said,''what a shame you have brought to our home on your wedding day,what a man. . . . .". Hmmmm,it was at that point the man rememberd it was his wedding day. He broke dnwn and wept bitterly. He said he had been "playing football" with boys in the next street.
What a life? Who will believe he actualy forgot? What will he tell his fiancee and her people? What a life! He was bewitched. Please share your views and story. And please let us be prayerful.

Jönny English. Detective English! The man who was ''keeping mum"when he "travels" for the "bean show" after a "rat race". And even the cartoon cannot even beat his real life character! All hail Mr Rowan Atkinson the man i adore for real.
But i swear i laff hard whenever i see Mr Arsene Wenger cos he always reminds me of Mr Bean especially when Arsenal is losing a match.

. . . . atlast!

London no try atall. More like a youth concert. I share the frustrations with y'all. Dem 4 jus go straight to nations parade.

BOREDOM Inc!
Na only football this people sabi. Nonsense!!!

. . . . and flying from maiduguri is realy scary for me cos of fear of bombs! Remember when i boarded with the guv' ,we all had boarded then there was suddenly a great military presence all around the airport. I almost passed out thinkg B.H. are around. Until i saw Mr Guv'nor & his entourage before i was calm a bit. Even at that,i only had real peace of mind when we all stepped out at abuja.

My first time was no big deal cos my i had a lot of flights in my imagination. So when i boarded one for real i saw no difference . I can easily adapt to both worlds( fantasy and reality).
I remember meeting a fine girl in the plane and we got talkg. She told how she flies regularly bla bla bla. When it was time to fasten seat belts,i had to save her the embarassment by ignoring her lies and helping her with the belt. . . .even when unfastening! Hmmm,that i cant forget.

boyendowed: It happens but very very rare

i realy pity you! Do u know that in USA/europe the fear is not just of plane crashing but also of terrorist hijacking the plane. Please remember 911. Always read Psalms,SURAT/AYAT + IFA incantations when u get there. Safe.

. . . .and i think Mr Jega deserves an open apology from Mr Adams after the insults when Osho was whining like a loser yesterday. I was quite pissed cos he was sounding like he had lost already& everyone was against him. Congrats but pls learn to be calm when confused.

Time will surely tell. How herdsmen suddenly became armed men in military vest & bulletproofs. How bow and arrows have turned to AK47 & sophisticated weapons. How the military taskforce in a state of emergency area never get to know of attacks that claims 100's of lives. How a battle over cattles & grazing areas will lead to a massacre. Time will tell the end game plan. How the enemy is creeping in under various guises. Only time will reveal the true enemy and his motives. Time will tell,lets pray time will heal the wounds!

OMG ZOMBIES in Nigeria! This will be worse than BH.

Ere X Ere Remi Co Ni Iya Segun Elere Bolu Odabo Odabo Kehinde. . . . . .
Dat was when i couldnt undastand a word in yoruba. So senseless now though

Old school 4 life. But i bet those old boys will be envying the new school boys.
Old school- big work small or no pay.
New school- small rubish work,big fat pay!

Another negative plus for our dear moderators! Though i luv creativity,i detest stupidity with a greater passion. I left many social networks cos i cant stand stupidity. The day my nephew wrote ''oh,must i always write somethg'' on his facebook wall was the day i knew i must quit. That was 3yrs ago. I Dont ping or stuff.Now my last bet ,Nairaland, is fast becoming another kiddies playground. See why i will rather remain a bushman?

Real men luv Jesus.
No food 4 lazyman.
Shine ur eyes.
Back to Islam.
Try Jesus. . . . .

The popular one in ilorin back then-
wole ki o joko,oluwa lo mo ero okan e!
. Meaning- come in and sit down,God knows ur thots.

Bùt i thot he was showing the world that he is black,bold and maybe a kingkung. That guy earned my respect by insisting ön being in italys squad and he proved himself so well. ALL HAIL KINGKUNG TELLI!

I will prefer Mr Teddy Löng. Tested and trusted. He knows how to entertain the fans and doesn't take shit.