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[quote author=js_pac]ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.


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Virgohills: [color=Black][/color][b][/b]
If u nèed to hook up with smone,this is the right place to do it.
I am Hillary by name reside in Lagos. Tel:08034907322. Drop yours in this thread you never knw.

08102521809…08031812253

him one do like moyes nii…fumble and lost

holarmzie: Them go take......

sure like 2-0

that os nigeria for you

[quote author=Godswill_u]The traffic is terrible, but let us hope they finish the road on time.[/quote]na that area you dey?

SLIDE waxie: i knw some comments like urs will be worth quoting, hence..the reserved space!

Is there something u are missing? Like a common sense? Anywhere 'lagos' is mentioned, ur common sense eludes u and the only things coming outta ur mouths are nonsense without logic.

The trick her is, 'no driver', not 'no bus' (will be allowed to drive at 8hrs a stretch)!
Which means a bus can have two or more drivers fuckin her! Some already do that.

Except a driver on enhancement drugs, which its avoidance is the main reason behind this law, no sane man can drive those cars on an 8 hrs stretch! Especially wen they are not even automatics!

These drivers are on drugs, and u knw it!

What will u say abt their health risks, domestic abuse they dished out due to drugs, accidents, etc. Is insuring the passengers and the cars also a bad move?

Like someone will say, 'a wretched man thinks all laws are against him, the rich makes them work for him'...the difference btw the rich and the wretched is common sense..only a wise man, with God's help can make wealth!

KINGwax™

you guyz sucks

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]*singing in d'banj voice*

VERSE 1
i' am on top of the world
in front of the crowd
eh oo x2
smoke in the air
look at me now
eh oo x2

======================

VERSE 2
looking back now
there's no regret
looking forward
that's all that's left
wouldn't change anything
even if i could
i'm stronger now...

WITH DON JAZZY'S RIDICULOUS VOICE LET'S SEE IF HE'LL REMAIN THE RICHEST ARTISTE IN NIGERIA IN 2YEARS TIME.[/quote]lols guy you funny

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Lionbite: Why they come resemble all those ibeji oran guys wey dey osogbo

Lionbite: Why they come resemble all those ibeji oran guys wey dey osogbo

just like charcoal dem black.

ajasa4link: Never heard of him before. which of the popes is his father?

who hate here abeg think well

HNosegbe: Does it include the N32billion police pension amount stolen?

ask federal goverment

YoungGame: Guy na everyday u dey ask this question, abi na only garri u dey chop for house


dude, u were 4th to comment


oya clap for ur self, later come collect one cup of GARRI for my house

i knw dey take garri now ama nadia buhari footstep

payless: LOL!!

Jonathan can't be serious. How is the fight against terrorists in Nigeria coming along? Incompetent president of a failed country.

kenya no assist us about ASUU oo why Bayelsa people no get sense like this?

Dygeasy: You No Get Sense!

your papa no get sense

YoungGame: dude, u were 4th to comment

i be the first to comment noow

olillywales: National Pension Commission, PenCom, weekend, said the Contributory Pension Scheme, CPS, had generated over N3.5 trillion with no fewer than 5.61 million workers now in the scheme.

Acting Director-General of PenCom, Mrs. Chinelo Anohu-Amazu, announced this at the commissioning of the South-West zonal office of the commission in Lagos.

Governors Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State; Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun and Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti stat; Senate President, Mr. David Mark, represented by the Chairman, Senate committee on Establishment and Pension, Senator Aloysius Etok, Senator Gbenga Ashafa and Babafemi Ojudu, Vice Chairman of the House Committee on Establishment and Pension, Mr. Samson Okwu and other dignitaries.

According to her, the commission had “over N3.50 trillion invested in various financial instruments in the country. As at June 2013, the value of pension funds’ investment in state government bonds was N169.73 billion.

“Most of the states have utilised the proceeds from the fund towards the provision of vital infrastructure for the well being of its citizens.

“Since inception, 5.61 million workers have been registered into the new scheme.

“States in the country, especially the South-West zone, that are yet to complete the necessary process of full implementation of CPS, should renew their commitment and fast track action on all outstanding issues to avail their employees of all the benefits attached to the new scheme.”


Governor Fashola, others react
Governor Fashola urged the National Assembly to deal expeditiously with the Pension Reforms Act 2004, which had been returned to Parliament for re-examination, saying “we continuously have to reflect and rethink and that is why the bill is back in Parliament.”

Similarly, Governor Amosun noted that the responsibility of every government was to encourage its workers to realise the dignity in labour adding “his administration has demonstrated in many ways that the government is concerned about the welfare of its workforce.”

On his part, Governor Fayemi said his government was willing to adhere to the enabling rules and regulations set out by the Pension Reform Act 2004.

Ondo State Head of Service, Mr. Toyin Akikuotu, applauded the commission for decentralising the administration of pension in the country.

http://metronaija.com/pension-fund-hits-n3-5trn-5-6m-workers-registered/

how this take affect garri price?

pDude: Yes.

As I have come to see, Nigerian degree is like toilet paper even inside Nigeria sef.

HND in Nigeria is a car wash entrance in US

4mula22: Naaahhhhh!!!

I bet most pple that are saying they'll leave really don't know what they r talking about.
I had the opportunity when I was in my year 3 in uniport but I didn't go since I already had good grades
I have friends who studied in the UK, came out with good results, but are back to 9ja hustling with me.

they are doing him from home

Bolushalom: LoL

lols

Welcome home,pls sign Isco,Bale,Cavini,DOWnCHEALSEA AND BARCA.

I pray they dont kill us

I vote codedrock

wem88: Oye is d most useless federal institution i ave once aquint myself with nd mayb it was due to d fact dat they jst startd
1.they re nt organizd @ all in their post utme
2.there is favouritism from the uni staffs to the lecturer's children or wards.
Never in my life will i fall a victim of oye again,a school dat wil tell jambite to come either u choose them or not.Gosh.... Veri useless institutn.dats my own perspective Oooooo

take thinz easy bro...the school jst started and eventhough the one ya talk that there pume nt well organize which one of FUOYE PUME and this year JAMB secure mostly??.

Tamaxme: heya....sori bro....thanks for ya resonable respond...i will start the transcript process by God grace next week....i pray that God almighty will c us tru and make us get admitted...see u there soon bro...neva wori...This year is our year....God is at work.
but major tin dere is dat...how will someone s knw mayb the transcript don reach there self And se dey no go talk say e too early ju...bcus I had that my sch I finished frm do send it sharp sharp witin one week.

pls can someone explain me better meaning of direct entry.....cos i jst true from secondary school and getting my Neco resuit at hand so i dnt knw weather i can apply for this form FUNAAB...advice folks pls on 2go Bamsy1

[quote author=isale_gan2]Hmm. A link to nowhere. "Geek" was a tip-off. [/quote][quote author=isale_gan2]Hmm. A link to nowhere. "Geek" was a tip-off. [/quote][quote author=isale_gan2]Hmm. A link to nowhere. "Geek" was a tip-off. [/quote]africa online indeed,seun jst keep it up you are making it!!!.

Chanchit: @Op thats the way the game is now being played. The world is now crazy, n I think its just better to just go crazy with it. As for me I'M CRAZY..!

are you sure?.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]no. Dats my pry, sec & univ.[/quote][quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]no. Dats my pry, sec & univ.[/quote]farmer skul

mukina2: goooooooooooooaaal!!!!!

yu hate barca?.

samguy008: she surpose go jail

why jail again??.