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Muki,
I sure say you go like dat KSA song "Let Them Say" - na so so pammy full the video. . .

                     
         
 
         
         
           
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An MC is different from a rapper. From that list, Biggie IMO comes across as the true definition of emceeing ^*(MCing)*. KRS-One, Rakim, Nas are also great MCs. Tupac, Jay-Z, Dre, Snoop are great rappers.

^{*Had to type this in a hurry, no time for a lengthy explanation. . .*}

^{*Hey Muki*}
Na lie! Ur prayer nor work! Na when pesin nor chop correct food bifor him go sleep na im he go dey dream ugly things. I chop berra food bifor I go bed last nite na so so angels I dey see for my dream.

@ajad
I don lost o. ^{*Wetin butterfly dey do for ya bowel? Flowers dey dia?*} Muki, see as the guy spell your name o. Him say Munkyyyy. Pronounce am make I hear

Ika,
Which levels na? How ya side?

^{Hey iiice}

Muki/iice
I don tire, I wan go sleep small. Great company you are sisters.

@Muki
Barka Da Sallah ^{*hope say I correct?*}

@iice
Take care. . . Let's talk more about rap/general music later. . .

Au revoir. . .

@Muki
Dat laff be like sarcasm. Na so?

@iice

Resemble Sly? Errhhhh

No drooping eyes, no twisted mouth abeg. . .

Muki,
Talking of cartoons, I jus rememba dis joke. I know say e suppose dey joke section but I be first/only-time offender, jus take me like dat.

STUBBORN TORTOISE

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer and says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it".

Mick gets worried, so he turns to Andy and says "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.

But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.

20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts:

"I KNEW IT, I'M NOT GOING.

My ribs o!

Make God no allow make dat kain rat exist for real life o. Na small but mighty I go call dat one. Bros Tom sef too dey ves efritime. E get one wey I rememba now wey dey laff. Dat one wey Tom Madam (black madam) talk say make Tom clean house. Him clean finish, Jerry come take paint scatter the walls, kai! - e suffer nor be small. And e get as e dey drop hin tail between hin legs when hin liver fail am!

Hehehe. Nor ves Muki. I nor too sabi mofies too o. Maybe na small I take berra u for dat parole.

Tom & Jerry. . . ^{*funny die, u no go believe say e get one day wey I jus ves go buy like 15 cds of Tom & Jerry on top say I jus feel like to dey watch am dat day and den nor dey show am for TV? The cds still dey my house*}

B T W, who u like pass - Tom or Jerry?

iice,
Are you still listening to Raphael Sadiq?

Sori Muki. ^{*But I love Tom & Jerry too}* - Good to go?

I must have seen it yeah. Sound familiar. I know I've seen Mos' Def in a lot of movies ^{*just don't keep track of titles*}.

I like him in So Much Pain too, but don't you think he tried too hard to sound like Pac?

DMX - great guy. An under-rated rap legend. If not for his numerous suitcases suits and cases

Bones hehehe. Quite spooky

Hmm. . . Extra good . . . _{*for want of a better expression*} I like some bestsellers you know, when I painstakingly follow through. I love Julia Roberts, this guy in Perfect Murder (Michael sumn), Bruce Willis, Sutherland, Cameron Diaz, this guy in Bravehearts, etc

Sly Kind of. So they said hehehe.

common - co-signed
the roots - co-signed
Erykah Badu - co-signed
Talib - co-signed
Mos Def - co-signed
Amel Laurieux -  
Dilated Peoples - co-signed
old school BEP -  
Lupe - co-signed
Jean Grae -  
Pharoah Monch - co-signed

Yes, Muki where you at?

I love epics too. Gladiator, Troy, 300

I like Queen Latifah in movies too! Bringing Down Da House was great!

@iice,
From that list, I think I've seen Something The Lord Made, not sure. Stereotypical? You mean, like Nollywood Maybe it's in the blood ^*Africans*

I dislike Ja Rule - both in movies and music. Love DMX's music but movies? Nah. *Exit Wounds, Romeo Must Die _{"guns don't kill people, people kill people". He never heard the sound of AK47 - even it's sound alone can kill. I saw a man die in a movie when a gun was only pointed at him*}

Tom & Jerry gini?

Saw Nas in a movie ^{*can't remember the title*} - don't like it. What about Snoop, Dre "The Wash"? Very hilarious.

I do watch some non-black movies but they have to be extra good. . . ^{*also loved Stallone back in 'em Rambo days, peops used to say I resembled him*}

Underground. . . you like . . . Common?

Any pics? Let's see who the baby resembles.

Muki,

Chai, see my big teeth as I dey laff, u go kill pesin o. . .

I nor mention Lost o. Na u talk dat one.

Which movie I fit mention sef?. . . Erm . . . U don see Coming To America?

Hehehe. Ice Cube looks comic to me I remember the look on his face after his performance in "Up In Smoke Tour". His face looked like a crumpled piece of paper

Hehe, love Venessa's acting, Wow's good yeah ^{*especially some movie where he was playing basketball, can't remember the title*} Like Mike, etc - prances around like a brat

Solange? Nah nah nah. I'll go to sleep. . .

Who do I like? Most definitely Mos' Def (Monsters Ball, Brown Sugar). I like him.

Meth? Horror. Horrible in Soul Plane. How High was a bit better for me. Red? Yeah that's da man. Very naughty. He's the one that inspires Meth IMO.

I don't like Techno too. Sounds like some sound from another planet

Underground? Hmm. . . kind of neutral here. Whether under or above ground, I just like 'em when they sound good.

Nor wori, we dey on the same page. I nor too dey watch movies too. Na all those old ones wey dem dey show for M-Net I dey watch. Those ones wey I mention na old skul sef. I dey like black comedies and series sha. You like 24, Prison Break, House, Heroes?

Abeg help me call Ika make she help me buy peppered snails. I dey like am

@Muki
Ok, noted. Sori I nor see your reply bifor. But wey my sista Ika na?

Aiight, will do.

Hehehe, I get you. But I don't mind atimes. Ice Cube's not bad in comedies (Barbershop, Next Friday et al). Dude's got a comic look even when he frowns What about Vanessa Williams/Solange/#Bow Wow in Johnsons Family Vacation? They're not professional yeah. They're, at best, comical.

Yes. G-Funk, hardcore, east/west coast, etc. I started out liking Biggie. Those flows. Then Pac's emotions. Nowadays I just listen to 'em newbies whether I like 'em or not.

@iice
I like Angie Stone too. Plus I like her appearance in Fighting Temptations.

@iice,
Hehehe. Rap is spicy.

I know Joss Stone ("You Had Me". I think I've heard her feature with some other artistes. Not sure but I hear her name on radio like everyday.

@Muki,
I see. Make una nor ves o. ^{*But dat relationship na long thing sha*}

@iice
I don't know her. But I might have heard her song before, not knowing the title. I'll google her/her song to confirm.

Muki
Forgive me again, na slip of tongue keyboard. Shey him sef na your paddy? I nor know o. But see as the guy dey yarn na. . . I nor get the flow of him yarns. . .

@ajad
You don kolo. ^{*him name sef no rhyme with berra things - aja (dog), ajangbadi, etc*}

iice
Aiight, thanks. Who be Duffy? ^{*Na only Hillary Duff me I know o*}

I don beg Ika, make she nor ves. I nor fit fight.

Muki/iice
Una don chop? I don chop well well this afternoon. I for follow you chop sef.

Wey Ika na?

Oh blimey! You know say i nor even take time count my teeth bifor? Even drink sef I nor know (I nor dey notice some kain tings). I go reply you when I don take time check these 2 things.

Tank you, Ika nor ves o. I nor sabi fight. . .

I nor understand the last question o.

Muki,

Wetin hapn be say when we still small well well, I too dey troublesome. E come get one day wey pastor announce for church say make efrybodi come dump him/her troubles for pulpit. Na so mama just leave me for pulpit comot for church. But I don change now. Help me tell mama abeg

Ok, ah you scare me na

I nor know why mama no wan tell you sef. I don tire to dey keep the secret na im make me just burst am like dat.

Ika, I come in peace o. . .

muki,

Na 4 eyes you get?

Why you dey open 4 eyes for me na?

Abi pepper enter ya eye?

Anyway sha, you don forget say we be quadruplets? Na me be the only broda wey you chicks get na

ikamefa:
erhnnnnnnnnn! na who be this one


anybody get catapult for hia? i wan blind persin! " "

^{*6 fingers*}

Wetin be ya own na?

You be iice?

Only you with 5 frowns - you wan look older than ya age?