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@OP

Don't mind us these demented, rustic and spasmodic rap fanatics . . . they even insert solfa notes in rap verses . . .

^{*But really you do have a point*}

Lalaboi I see you . . .

^{No qualms . . . I got your back!!!}

@Rapj

When did you become a peacemaker??

You guys have crashed the other thread . . . I missed the action . . . did you see a grammatical grenade that the protagonist threw at Lalaboi over there - if it get's ugly . . . mahn, I had to dodge!! . . .

<sup>Signing in . . .

This sounds interesting . . .</sup>

Nairaland and 'shock/comic effects'

^{*Remembering the popular saying about 'fowl yansh'*}

I'll mos' def' kick it with Jay-Z's Black Album cover anytime . . . I'm a fan of album covers, posters, etc when they're spun in black and white . . . so unique!!!

Wow . . . Nas' I Am cover is whoosh! though.

Guys . . .
The veracity of some allegations are best confirmed by their denials than their admissions . . .
I pray y'all to read between the lines . . .
And let no one draw wool over your eyes . . .
Again, it's a wrap.

kay_pumpin:
A slowpoke who God in his infinite mercy still allows to breath in [b]oxy[/b]gen

I hope with this definition of mine,i have been able to confuse you that Sauron ain't Magnum and Bamsyle is AY.

Hehehe . . . even Ali Baba can't mess with this joke . . .

LOL@Khanye . . .

ofokasibe:
bloody nim-phooom-thwart!

Holy Smoke . . . what's this word??
You guys are straight clowning . . .

khanye:
I think SAURON IS MAGGOT MAGNUM
MAGNUM is a friend to Rugheadman
Magnum did a collabo with rugheadman for that Banging remix
MAGNUM IS A BASTARD!

Hehehe . . .

Coolu temper . . .  

ROFLMFAO . . .

Res ipsa loquitor . . .

It's a wrap guys . . .

Khanye you're hilarious . . .

You've ever noticed the resemblance between DJ Humility & Magnum?? They look alike, don't they??

Ain't saying Humility's ugly though . . .  

Hehehe . . .

@All

Can anyone explain what an oxymoron means in here??

@Audio

You're cracking me up dude . . .

See sentence construction - I have never . . . hear his music.

Audio, which video did you see jare??

@da-whizkid

You lot are jokers . . . anytime someone posts sumn negative about your fave artiste, you call him/her a hater . . . Eminem is one of ma fave rappers . . . just that when arguing with a dork, I tend to come across as hating on Eminem . . . I like him - he's skilled . . . but even if/when my fave rapper messes up, I say it as it is - he's messing up!

Lol @autotune . . .

And hey . . . slow down . . . you ain't the type that can school me on Eminem . . . I know he crossed lines with those dudes . . . but even that's a dumb list . . . from ya list, only Canibus, DMX, and Royce da 5'9' are worthy of being reckoned with . . . and the so-called battle with DMX is in the realm of speculation . . . also, how can you separate Everlast from House of Pain??

My overall point on this particular issue is this - Eminem is plain stupid to have a beef with Mariah or any other diva for that matter.

audio:
Ah, bamstyle, you're wicked oh!

Hehe . . . the guy should go 'n' eat sh*t . . . maybe then he can spit some real sh*t . . .

@HJ

I just posted snippets from his lyrics in "Agunleyinju" up there . . . read 'em and tell me if that ain't wack?? I ain't into any theory about him masquerading on Nairaland but Magnum is wack abeg.

AY?? That dude is hot!! He just slipped into oblivion with the emergence of Lord of Ajasa and Da Grin.

H.J:
dats was d only reasnable rapper in that stupid clique called Nigerian Dream Team. Cashino was a waste n so was AY

NDT's made up of Ca$hino, DBlack & SD . . . Dream Team?? Better called Dim Team . . . plus how can AY be a waste?? Casino Ca$hino and Maggot Magnum are two of the wackest things I've ever heard in Music.
How can a 'reasonable' rapper spit these wack lyrics:

Apon bepo re omoele, eyin fun jowoooooooo omoele
Agunleyin juu ele, Oooooooooooo

Sexy I like ya thickness, would u be my royal sweetness? Let me push it, please don’t push it out, I'm so curious ma what u all about
Yeepa  wo bo se judi, omo yin dun bi goody goody, ya big hip giving me goose pimples, ya dimple so cute and simple
Ohhh baby I'm so turned on, by ya body dimension, the way you bounce it with great timing, make me wanna slip and slide in
Ehh Ele makama, do your thing pretty mama, so soft like a sweet potato, shake it like omo Soweto


BULLSH*T.

I don't see how he's been absent from the Music Scene to warrant the question . . . he's very much active.

No 'hits' in his album?? I'm tired of the naija definition of a 'hit song' . . . by naija's mediocre standard, anything that's not danceable or booty-shaking-inducing is garbage . . . that's BS . . . that album is very good (mature like someone earlier noted) . . .

And mess all the stories about his baby-making stunts, 2face is an outstanding talent . . . although armed with a nothing-out-of-the-ordinary voice, he knows how to use that voice really effectively . . . a lot of other acts with much better voices don't even know jack about vocal rendition . . .

2face sh*ts on 95% of other naija acts . . . only a few acts like Asa and 9ice are in his class.

. . . y'all are straight clowning I swear!!

Haven't listened to the song but who the mess is Eminem anyway?? He's an old gay . . . needs to grow up . . . imagine, when dudes like Pac and Biggie/Nas and Jay-Z were spinnin' heavyweight bouts for our entertainment, a dolt like Em comes around and the only peops he can diss are Michael Jackson, ICP, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Sarah Palin, etc . . . and now Mariah Carey . . . oughtta be ashamed of himself . . . what a bother!!

Ofokasibe, I'll listen and get back.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yeah right, after by passing how many planets and moons?

It's the speed at which my rocket flies . . . aswerigawd ( ) that thing can fly . . .[/color] 

Indian magicians? rofl Genie runs

[color=Black]Yes na . . . the Indian parole is the most authentic anywhere in the world . . .  [/color]

Yes i no talk. . .infact i still dey [/color]

Hehe . . . ok, sorry nor vex na . . . 

mukina2:
my loff if you talk to bam i go report you to mama

you go chop cane and slaps

Hehe . . . reporting me to mama na like reading the American Constitution to Obama . . . mama already knows the dilly yo . . . 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hmmph throw down ke, you on a mattress below saturn?

Yes na . . . Mars and Saturn are just a couple of miles away . . .

Yes scarcity. . .in some areas

Not to worry . . . I'm raising a team of able men from this side of the Planetary System to take care o' thangs . . .

And one day the rocket will zap off and leave you hanging

I no talk oo

I'll go meet some indian magicians to gimme some flight-power before then . . .
Aaww . . . why this now??

mukina2:
katana, knives, sticks, stones,
If bam does not leave my home

laydee
mama dey call

Hehe . . . "sticks and stones don't hurt me" . . .
Mama na my paddy . . . she dey try distract you so I fit get enuff time to chat with iice . . .

A-40:
He needs to go to church to find the right kind of gyals.Carmen was something else though i agree

Church??
Some church gurls are worse than club gurls!!! . . . do you remember a scene in Two Can Play That Game . . . after church, when Vivica was tryna score with Morris . . . and this guy (forgotten his name) was saying "the same gurls who'll be backin' up that thang on a Saturday eve in a club'll also be raising 'em holy hands on Sunday morn" . . .

As for the shindig y'all got going on i have seen the whole thing the mods blocked em threads faster than the speed of light at this rate i would be suprised if both of you don't get banned.The mods should open a special thread on the Rap Battle section for you sumo wrestlers jare

@A-40

Well . . . Nas seems pretty unlucky with 'em women . . . this one is even much better . . . I read snippets from Carmen's writing/interview and was like what the . . . . . . it was daylight vendetta.

Hehe . . . normally I'll have left da dude to his skewered opinions . . . but there are times in life when you just feel - no, this one cannot pass, I gotta squash it:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285118.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285117.0.html

In spite of all . . . I remain gentle . . .

@A-40

Na you sabi o . . .

Every dog has its (evil) day . . . my man Nas will pull through this one . . .  . . . and it's all hearsay, trust me.

@iice

Infact, I just called one of my uncles who resides in Saturn . . . he promised to get me the moonstones . . . but he asked me to come over and get them myself as there's fuel shortage in Saturn now . . . is it true??
If it's true, I'll just ask him to throw them down o . . . he'll be irked if I tell him about the state of my rocket now . . . he's constantly warning me about my excessive speed . . . 

[color=#9900ff]LOL someone's asking for trouble [/color]

I'm hearing Akon's "Don't Trouble Nobody" in my subconscious now . . . 

@iice

Small thing . . . I'm up to the task . . . just that I'm still glossing over my space rocket that ran into a pot-hole during my last journey to Mercury . . . the darn thing now has a damaged shock absorber and is still under repairs . . . Not to worry, once it's up I'll get you those items . . .

@Muki

I grabbed those kisses before they got to iice . . . only one of them escaped me so I took three . . . yummy yummy . . .

@Muki

Hehe . . . that dude musta been an awful mass of hair before he decided to trim the stuff . . . some strands are even sticking outta his armpits . . . yuk!!
But if you don't grant me access, there's no way you can have those items you asked for na . . .

@iice

Ok, but let me decide . . . can I have a sneak preview?? Better still - lets talk movies, can I see a trailer??

@iice

Kindly avail me with the full list . . . my errand-boy can be daft atimes . . . one trip to the market and his pockets develop holes . . .  

@Muki

Why now?? Ain't you happy that I'm back??

mukina2:
No you are not
bring 5 gourds of pammy, 5 hen, 4 cows, 6 pink goats and 10 white kola nut

Wow . . . are we organizing a naming ceremony here??
Hehe . . . ok, I'll do that . . . but I'm sure that iice does not want the pink goats . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]And me? Nor offerings for the break?

Like muki said, [/color]

[color=#9900ff]

At least I'm happy to meet you well . . . you've 'changed' . . . thought your own list would contain some 'extras' . . .  

@iice

This thread's still on . . . Great Heavens, you ladies have really tried . . . I'm quite sorry for the break in transmission . . . had a lotta things to do . . . hope you're doing fine . . .

@Muki

Mon apologies . . . got ya message . . . I ain't the kinda dude to fly off the handle like that . . . 'twas a reflex reaction (just hate it when someone can't debate with intelligence) . . . hope I'm forgiven . . .  

@dejiariyo

His birthday was actually yesterday (June 16) . . .

And yes - you said it right . . . he's one of the best MCs to ever grace the mic . . . add to that - he's the Greatest Of All Time (G.O.A.T) . . .

@ofokasibe

I've already replied the slowpoke on these threads:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285118.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285117.0.html

@Button/Mutton/Vuitton (or whatever ya name is)

Read what Kay29000 just told ya and digest it . . . if still in doubt, I'll take time to reply you . . .

~Sauron~:
Bamsyle is a numbskull. . . . . .The award for the most cretinous NL member should go to you.

The poverty echelon you are stuck to? Keep deceiving yourself.
Without the internet in your office, you cannot afford the net.
Look at this verminous doofus spewing shit.

Yawns. . . . . . . .It's getting boring.

Not everyone is like you. . . . . .The life i lived is the one you are still praying to God to grant you.
5-year hiatus to let others sell records and nothing really changed in his absence.

I ain't surprised . . . the internet's been madly abused . . . chimps and apes are now allowed to use the internet.
If a poll is taken on NL, the award for the most silly-billied poster on NL would go to you, without contest . . .
Your shit-packing job must be eroding your sense of reasoning . . . you've carried shit on your head long enough to have it affect your brain . . .

Nas got frustrated and declared HIPHOP IS DEAD.

One of Sauron's constant dim-witted opinions.

Crappy?? SoundScan says not!!!
Number 1 in 20 countries? No crap album sells that much.
Bamsyle, u think with your toe-nails.

Soundscan?? they only take records of album sales . . . they don't give an opinion as to how quality an album is . . . and for the umpteenth time, sales ain't shiite . . . how many albums has your bedfellow Canibus sold??

You think through your ass-hole . . .

1,000 tapes and 100 vinyls? Is that what you call an album?
Are u paid to be an idiot?

You were born an idiot . . . a decorated idiot you'll always be . . . you must have plaques to show for your idiocy . . .
Infinite is an album . . . whether you cry or sulk, it is what it is.

How can Eminem sound like Nas? It is what idiots like you say to feel good.
Nas was also accused of sounding like Kool G Rap and others. . . . . .It's a moronic statement and i aint surprised u buy into it cos u are a slowpoke.

You're a jackass . . . you lack anything that resembles intelligence.
Eminem himself acknowledged that he sounded like Nas . . . Nas never sounded like Kool G Rap . . . I guess you'll need an explanation on what it means to sound like someone . . . I won't do that - go pay your village idiot to explain it to you . . . cos even the height of his foolishness shows brighter prospects than the climax of your brilliance . . .

Albums are not made with 1000 tapes. Go and read books.
Not even African China in Nigeria would only release 1000 tapes as an album.
U have shown us that you are a stark illiterate.

In the hamlet where you come from, anything recorded on vinyl must go platinum to be considered an album . . . a dork like you would believe that anything with a butt is human . . .

Illmatic is lyrically shallow to MMLP
Stillmatic is nothing compared to TES.
It Was Written pales in comparison to SSLP.
"Lost Tapes"? Hahahahahahaha A compilation of stolen songs??
Bamsyle is a retard. . . . . . . . .Very soon, Bamsyle would call "Curtain Call" an album from Eminem.

MMLP is Em's best album . . . and even a 10-year old idiot would still rate it notches below Illmatic . . .
Stillmatic swallows TES in one gulp (even the intro equates 5 tracks on TES) . . . of course SSLP would knock off It Was Written . . . I ain't a twisted Stan like you.

Why did you not go on?? What about comparing Relapse or Encore to God's Son?? . . . you're an slowpoke . . .

You are a certified simpleton. . . . . .
Go and thaw out the 2 brain cells in your cranium. . . . .I am not even sure they are up to 2.
How civil can one be to confess he got murked on a record? Are u paid to be a muggins?

You're a veteran screwball . . .
Your brain cells need another visit to whichever carpenter manufactured them . . .
Anyone can say that out of respect . . . out of camaraderie, Canibus could also come out and say Common murked him . . . do you use your head to pee??

Canibus learnt more than computer technology in college.
How often does he talk about computers? Is Levinson's time equation computer-related?
U are a shnook!!!

Look at this joberknowl trying to squeeze himself outta a shell he created for himself . . .
What did you just say now?? You musta lost one of ya 2 brain cells.

These are 2 distinct situations but trust Bamsyle to lump it up like an airhead.
2Pac went to learn poetry so he could rap. . . . . .I showed you MCs who didn't need poetry school to be a dope rapper.
Canibus went to school to study computers. . . . .Show me one MC didn't go to school and is better than Bis talking about science?
Qualitative analysis. . . . . .u skipped classes in primary school so your problem solving abilities are non-existent.

An ewe stands a better chance of writing a textbook than a natural idiot like you.
Your ability to decipher things is in the realm of zero . . . even a goat would understand better.
Pac learned poetry . . . and studied various works from accomplished writers . . . the stacks of books found in his house would dwarf you in full posture . . . he spat knowledge . . . unlike the idiot Eminem who continues to insult celebrities to get a life.

Anybody can be schooled from Life itself . . . but peops go to school for higher learning . . . otherwise, schools wouldn't be established in the first place . . . you're so dumb a lizard would easily become a Nobel Laureatte when compared to you . . .

Is that the kinda prayer you say to God?
No wonder you are still stuck glued to poverty!!! Keep praying.

The lowest depths of my poverty would feed you for the rest of your shit-packing career . . .

Lummox brain? Is that what you are taught in school?
He is not even aware "lummox" is an awkward person. How can a brain be an awkward person.
Your command of English Language is atrocious. It's obvious u missed nursery school.

Tut tut . . . look for an easier means of escape . . . English ain't one of me worries . . . you expect that an apostrophe and the letter 's' should come after lummox innit?? You're daft . . . what about animal brain?? you prefer that, don't you??

U are a stumblebum. . . . .X is the only rapper that barks.
As at 2000, Eminem and Ja Rule were not even beefing so shut the Bleep up.

You're a dullard . . .

A beef that reached its climax in 2003 did not necessarily start in 2003 . . .
How can a buffoon like you understand that??

Compare Nas to his contemporaries. He is the poorest.
Among me peers, i ain't the poorest.

See how your excreta-sodden brain works??
You couldn't decipher what I said . . . it's like saying the poorest American citizen can feed some of the richest in Malawi . . . but your daft self couldn't grasp that.
Nas would pay ya school fees and buy you a life . . .

Only if u would do the same to Nas. . . . .
His songs are irrelevant anyways, u might as well kill him.
I won't miss him.

Of course . . . only a decorated idiot like you wouldn't miss him.

How many records has he sold? U are very foolish.
His first album sold 9 platinum. . . . . .Others struggled in the market.
He has not sold 50 million units(only Jigga and 2Pac have sold more than 50 mill units)
So how successful is Nelly compared to his peers. . . . . U have a manliness in ur brain.

You're a cross-breed between idiocy and ignorance . . .
Pac's sales crossed the 75 mil mark long ago and you're still talking about him selling more than 50 . . .
A mass of dog poop musta settled in ya brain . . . Are you Tumfulu in disguise??

Pot calling Kettle black again. . . . . .The way u have cyber-fellated on Nas on NL would make Kelis jealous.
I am sure that Nas' poster in your room gives you erections.
Keep banging ur head against the wall. . . . . .Eminem has outsold Nas and is more successful than rap lyrically and commercial-wise.

Even with Em's perpetual vituperations against her in his songs, Kim would go pale with envy at the way you shoot loads of poisoned cum all over NL cos of Eminem . . .
Mere mention of Eminem's name and you smack your lips in lust . . .
Nas is miles ahead of Eminem and there's nutin you can do about it.
Keep screaming yourself hoarse until you choke and die . . . you're nobody and no one would miss a shit-packer like you . . .