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@Sauron

This lobotomized ape can't hold the heat anymore . . . he had to call my name . . .

Y'all are intellectually challenged . . . so put ya head in it . . . and let the games continue . . .

In a world of hard disks, y'all use 1S-2D floppy for brains.

slimshay:
Alrite on the moniker i'll bite, slimshay, the name is as it should be, refer we all die one day, after this i'm off tho.

How does that moniker have anything to do with death??

Are you a Zulu warrior?? 

Another lunatic makes a grand entry . . .

ritchboy

Did I mention condom?? You shoulda been used for a facial . . .

Whoever released you from that styl has done you a world of injustice . . . if you need to sue, holla me, I'll do it pro bono . . .

With all the semen you have in your mouth from Eminem, you don't know the song I've been talking about?? It's "Underground" you dim witted ewe . . .  

What have I been arguing with?? A Masai guinea pig?? If ya brains were dynamite, you still wouldn't have enough to blow ya nose . . .  

Now run to google and conduct ya search . . .

slimshay:
@ Bam, dont worry mahn, im not biting, sorry plagirizing, sorry biting, sorry, wateva man, im not falling for the trap jare!!! 

Slim[i]shady[/i], enjoy the drama . . . what else should you folks be doing on the internet?? Slashing the throats of all anti-Eminem poseurs??

eldee:
That's comforting . . . especially the fact that you're not really retarded, you're just acting.

I'll be glad to be extended the same comfort though . . .

@Slimshay

Shut up mahn . . .

Y'all Stans always get so irked when I critic' Eminem and I love to see y'all go red in the face . . .

eldee:
Ritchboy and Ibime remind me of Jackal of 2006.
They always waited for the first attack before going all out . . . this is how usernames dissapear

Yeah, the same way Jackal has disappeared till date . . .  

Sun roasted-lunatic?? Hehehe
I'm enjoying this . . . you just can't seem to stop making a fool of yourself, can you??

Don't take this serious . . . Ritchboy's been like this for two years, he'll prolly hola at you on YIM.

I'm having fun hombre . . . it's the thundering height of idiocy for you to think I'll ever take anything that happens here serious . . .

Are you this stupid?? You'll prolly yank open ya TV one day to end a 'fight' between Jet Li and Antonio Banderas . . .  

eldee:
You even made the same Bamsyle go into a 'Bleep Eminem' rant . . . this is the same person that claims that Eminem 'is one of his favourite rappers'

Hehe . . . look at this sun-roasted lunatic greeting his associate-in-lunacy . . .

The mere whining of a sore loser who can't even stay on-point in a simple debate . . . 

ritchboy

You oughtta be used to advertise condoms . . . cos you're making a sheer waste of the 30 mins of huffing and puffing that produced you . . .

Now I know that you're so daft you couldn't even pour piss outta ya teeny weenie, even with the instructions written on ya navel . . .

You're paralyzed from the neck up . . . did I say ya folks would gladly sell you for one pesewa?? Nah, they'll even demand some change . . .

Until you can give a befitting explanation for Eminem's use of the word "baleed", go do some brain scan . . . ya ROM needs upgrade.

Wheezing sandstorms . . . how can Jay-Z be lumped together with these cats??

Same truckload of piffle from an uncircumcised vagabond . . .

This thread has been desecrated long enough by mongrels and clodpolls . . . but you take the cake.

With ya mouth in gear and brain in neutral, you cannot spew anything sensible even if Shakespeare loaned you his brain . . .

Ritchboy is so daft he would screw up a one-car funeral . . .

You must have sailboat fuel for brains - listening to Rap Music and screaming blue murder cos someone pronounced "ex" as "x" . . . you're so worthless I'm sure your folks would exchange you for one pesewa . . .

Read ma lips - "Bleep Eminem" . . . go play in traffic if it hurts . . .

ritchboy

You're about as sharp as a pinhead . . .

You must have snails occupying ya brain . . .

How can a distinguished schlepp like you understand when someone says "assuming without conceding"??

You know what?? Quit this ya stupid digression and face what this thread is all about - ya bedmate Eminem ain't as good as you claim, c'est fini . . . if you don't like that, self-service yaself and drink the cursed cum that you produce . . .

Anyway, you're living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum . . .

Look at Ibime yawning like a baboon suffering from epilepsy . . .

Go to bed . . . you've had enough for the day . . .

I used to think (Sample) Ekwe was the definition of madness amongst naija artistes . . . how wrong I was!!!

How can I hate something that has no class or dignity?? I'd rather hate an ostrich that tries to avoid danger by burying its head deep in the sand . . .

All those MC Hammer-structured verses don't move a hair on my body . . . ya problem is this - goons like yaself in the Battle Thread have praised you so much it has gotten the better part of you . . . you tykes must really think you're doing anything worthwhile with those diseased rhymes . . . and Eldee even thinks Warcraft is the world's 8th Wonder . . .

Why would I bother to hurt ma eardrums again?? I've listened to ya shitzophrenic lines and I shuddered . . . you call that Rap Music?? Nah . . . it's Merengue.

You'll wait till doomsday for ma audio track . . . don't be so hard on yaself, if you don't like what I do here . . . strap on a dynamite, and rush at the dilapidated walls of ya one-room shack . . .

Now go to momma and let her tuck you in bed . . .

@ritchboy

You have a 10k brain attached to a 9,600 baud mouth . . . parity error.

I swear even a crossbreed between a baboon and a camel has more intelligence than you at the height of your brilliance . . .

Quit this balderdash and get a grip . . . why not also pick the flaws in Big L's Ebonics and Styles P's Nobody Believes In Me that I mentioned??

You are dumber than a box of Mexican jewelry . . .with the IQ of a salad bar, the whole essence of that song must def'ly fly over ya jumbo-sized but empty head . . .

Papoose failed because of a single line of which you don't even have proof??

Failure must be the oxygen you thrive on in the village where you're from . . .

You are a monumental wreck . . . 

Ibime:
Like the "your mama, your papa" lyrics you were spewing on the freestyle thread, hence Mukina had to shut it down?

As usual, Ibime comes here to talk like the nerd that he is . . .

If you were intelligent enough, you'll have checked the lines typed by the dude who started that journey to his Golgotha . . . he started momma/poppa disses . . . and when you give Bamsyle the wind, you reap the whirlwind in return . . .

I've observed that it's only when you type rap lines that you exude a flash of brilliance . . . why don't you, for a change, stop copying and pasting and try penning some lyrics yaself?? It'll develop ya cognitive/communicative abilities.

In the world of fools, you're a fool extraordinaire . . . 

@ritchboy

You must have been born with your feet in your mouth . . .

Only a mentally deranged person would argue the way you do . . . a rapper (not a Reggae or R'n'B crooner) decides to spit "ex" as "x" and you're shoving hot iron up ya arse becos of that . . . if that is a crime in Hip Hop, what will you say about Eminem using words like "baleed" just to force rhymes??

You have the mental agility of a soap dish . . . this is Rap Music - shut ya ears and pronounce "x" and "ex" . . . how do the two sound??

The height of ya brightness makes a burnt out light bulb shine like floodlights . . . go borrow some money to buy a brain - there are bubbles in ya think-tank.

Ibime:
When will nuccas stop arguing and start spitting?

When will a [i]wet[/i]cee stop "copying and pasting" and start penning/recording original lyrics??

@ritchboy

You must have fungi in that thing you call a brain . . .

Are you so daft?? Just when I thought I had seen the worst of imbeciles on Nairaland, a worse one comes out of the mental home . . .

Go check out the lyrics of all ya fave rappers . . . and come back here to tell me rap is strictly done in Queen's English . . . this guinea fowl has never heard of the term "poetic licence" . . .

Eminem better than Nas at lyrics?? I wonder how someone with a room-temperature IQ like you even manages to have access to the internet . . .

What do you use ya brain for?? To keep ya head from caving in??

ritchboy:
Bamsyle
i take your silence on the alphabetical slaughter issue as your way of accepting defeat
or do u still maintain papoose rapped in alphabetical order?

Go up 5 posts above and read ma reply to ya poser again . . .

Oh, which tribe are you from?? Yoruba, Hausa, Ibo?? Do we need an interpreter here??

If anyone who says eminem is the best rapper doesnt know what he's saying, WHO IS THE BEST RAPPER? so we can compare and contrast. When we're done, i'll gladly help you wipe the egg on your face

When Rap is the issue, Eminem would be begging to lace Nas' shoes . . .

Ok, since y'all believe I hate Eminem, lemme take it to the extreme:

Flo-Rida is the best rapper alive . . .

Hey, don't kill yaself . . . 

@DBR

Congrats . . . you did it again.

But don't worry - some folks don't get to understand some thangs until 24 hours or more later . . . such folks were born 2 days late . . . and they've been like that ever since . . .

Don't be discouraged . . . keep preachin' it.

eldee:
Bullshit . . .
First you say others are Stans for saying something as simple as 'Em was better on the BET cypher'
Now I can't talk bout Em because I'm not his biggest fan??
Stop talking from both sides of your mouth.

Yeah I said it . . . but then I prefer holding debates with Stans to someone who does not like Eminem . . .

I like Eminem . . . you don't . . . so why are we even having this debate in the first place?? Do you care to know enough about Eminem to discuss him??

Bugger off Eldee . . . wait for a Kanye thread.

ritchboy:
Bamsyle
papoose scammed u, and many others. The term "ex-con" doesnt start with an "x". . .
you've failed your first assignment. . . WOEFULLY!
2nd assignment, who is the "best" rapper, D.O.A?

Hehehehe . . . look at this Agama lizard . . . somebody needs to remind you that we're discussing Rap, not Literature-In-English . . .

You know what?? You succeeded - I laughed . . .

But don't you think you need to take ya talent to the Jokes Section??

Genuflect:
Bamsyle, you won't let people be just because they think Em killed the cypher. You think BT killed the cypher and nobody's arguing with you. So why are you so keen on people changing their minds?

Hahaha, now you make me look like a troublemaker . . .

To each his own . . . I ain't tryna make peops clean off their tattoos . . . but I'm just defending ma points . . . just the same way y'all are defending yours.

eldee:
You do know you started quoting me once you put in the word 'personal'.
Ambiguous?? Excuse me for assuming every NLer reading my post would come equipped with cognitive abilities strong enough to break down a simple argument.

I swung a "To Whom It May Concern" notice . . . and it got up ya arse . . . and rightfully so, you were arguing like a ship that was one wave short of a wreck . . .  

I'll break it to you in a way even Ofoka will understand this. . . and that's as far as I'll go on this half of my argument.
Afrocynic made a very controversial statement that I felt the need to respond to.
'Ja Rule served him(Em) up nicely' . . . giving the Hailie Jade line as her reference.
My argument was simple and straightforward, just because he went personal . . . an opinion shared by Eminem himself doesn't mean he won the beef.

Shake ya antenna Eldee . . . you've got too many birds sittin' on it . . .

I'm on the Hov/Nas ish, not the Ja/Em one . . . you're yet to prove how Hov went more personal than Nas . . . just by claiming that he bleeped his wife??

Lap up that ish . . . that someone claims to have bleeped ya wife in a beef is nutin new any more in Hip Hop . . . a lotta folks would tell you Nas had more "personal hits" than Hov . . .

Folks who voted "Ether" over "Supa Ugly" had indices for voting . . . don't tell me "personal hits" wasn't one of them . . .

And about being Hov’s lawyer . . . that’s where you miss the whole point.
I  don’t follow artistes, I don’t need to take sides on topics like you.
Taking sides clouds your judgement from the beginning.

Who's talking about following artistes??

You're lumping things together . . . when you approach an issue, you need to make ya point and stick to it . . . 2+2 = 4 . . . all that talk about how Mathematicians decided it should be 4 instead of 3 or 5 is bullsh*t.

eldee:
@Bamsyle
Before I even start saying anything . . . you need to chill, I prefer to argue with straight thinking adults.

There's a leak in ya ceiling . . . patch it up before you can have a logical debate with me.

I was even posting a reply to your epistle from yesterday before I saw this. . .
Talk about theses . . .

Yeah, it's cos you have the attention span of an overripe grapefruit . . . I must use 5,000 words instead of 5 to explain things to you . . .

Yep . . . why?? because it's one of the 1001 themes hiphop allows you to use in a cypher.
When he finds something he's more comfortable with, say Global Warming, he'll use it . . . c'est fini.

Holy Molly . . . how come Eldee's reasoning has shrunk this much?? A man employs the same shocking themes he always uses to get y'all wet between the legs . . . and you crown him "Lyricist" . . . one, shocking talk does not translate to being a lyricist . . . two, such talk has become boring . . .

Must I use a tennis racket to knock this into ya head??

Jeez . . . when folks gathered at the beginning of creation to drink from the fountain of wisdom, Eldee must have gargled.

ravenzord:
Everywhere on NL I see an 'Em';s the best rapper alive' argument,I see Sauron,kinda like Ofoka and Sauce kid.

What do you expect??

Folks who're used to doing menial jobs for more than 18 hours daily in the hot Sun can never reason properly . . . only a bozo with a melted brain would say Eminem is the best rapper alive.

Em's a good rapper;everyone knows that,but he's not necessarily the best lyricist,he's best known for very tyte delivery,ill multis,and very very,shocking,sometimes funny,sometimes not-so-funny lyrics,c'est fini.

You've just hit the nail on its bleeping head . . . but trust that it'll be hittin' Stans where it hurts most . . .  

As 4 d cypher,it's obvious BT was better than Em,maybe y'all arguing otherwise should remove your Stan glasses.pAiX

Please tell them . . . only a buffoon whose gyros are loose will say Eminem topped BT in that cypha.

Eldee, you need to cork it . . .

If you're referring to me, go read what I said about cypha over and again . . . it was a reference made in passing . . . but hell no, Eldee just has to write a thesis on it . . .

And who said all rappers must spew socially conscious or political sturvs?? Rappers like Biggie, Red/Meth Man, etc are my favourite . . . how socially conscious are they?? Don't make me draw a long list of rappers I love that aren't socially conscious . . .

And there you go again . . . whoever said Em must talk about ruling the streetz?? You just need to buy another pair of glasses if the one you're wearing now has expired . . . my point was simple - cypha or no cypha, must Eminem always rely on shock value to come with 'em verses??

Shush . . . a lotta times you've blabbed about folks claiming they're deep in Hip Hop or they're Hip Hop heads . . . I've told you I ain't a "Hip Hop head" . . . no one is a final authority on any issue . . . but when someone has a dissenting opinion, stop banging ya head against the wall with that Hip Hop head schizto . . .

And BTW, unlike you, I like Eminem . . . but I don't need to explain how . . . you don't qualify for a straight discussion on Eminem . . .

Stop whining bruv, we ain't discussing Kanye West here . . .  

ritchboy:
Bamsyle
your stance on eminem became obvious when u started attacking the ARTIST(eminem being delusional n what not) instead of the ART(his music). . . That renders your opinion bias, and therefore invalid

Hahaha . . . what a judgment . . .

I'm sure you don't like Eminem like I do . . .

Ok, lemme express your shock . . . . . .   . . . letz just leave that for another day . . .

His music is entwined with his person . . . can't you see the union between his misogynist themes and his real-life issues with his mom, wife and recently, Mariah??

But then, can't you just take a joke??  

P.S. Papoose didnt start each word from A-Z on alphabetical slaughter. your assignment is to tell me where he got it wrong

Lemme pretend that you're joking with the above statement . . .

You're joking, aren't you??  

slimshay:
^^^^3 posts later Bamsyle will say sumtin in the line of 'dont get me wrong i like eminem but, ' No dude you dont like eminem, u outta the closet now.

Hehe . . . you gotta prove it mahn . . . how do I dislike him??

I like Eminem . . . but y'all die for him . . . letz see thangs this way - Em's a banana, I'm human and y'all are monkeys (no insult intended, honestly) . . . I peel off the skin to eat, y'all eat everything - skin and all . . . Jeez, y'all could drink Eminem's bath water!!!

And Eminem isnt all about Instruments, add drugs, blood, gore and homophobia to the mix. Give yourself a nightmare if you wish .

Hahaha, I ain't sweatin' on Eminem, dude.

Seriously, i read the other time, it was only flow that made Em come tops in Renegade. Maybe ya'll shld really look at the lyrics well. While JayZ was dodging strays from frustrated youths stuck in their ways, Eminem was going to war with evrything American. The mothers , the church, the establishment.

Slim, I've observed that you lot can't mention Eminem without mentioning Renegade . . . he killed Jay-Z, he murdered him, he cremated him . . . blah blah blah . . . this schizto's now overplayed . . .

On the real though, I love Renegade . . . and if you check the records, I'm not one of whatever group of folks made the above assertion . . . IMO, both cats were tight with their lyrics, but Eminem of course came tops with flow/delivery . . . and is that not what I've always told you lot?? Em's greatest strength is his delivery/flow . . .

Lyrics?? Nah.

Pray, which kinda demented mind thinks about being drowned in holy water . Respect an ingenious mind if you see one. If not Salman Rushdie will only just be another controversial writer.

Now I'm glad you said it yourself . . . and that's what I've been reiterating for eons - Eminem uses shock value, he says things that are shocking . . . thangs that can emanate from a demented mind only . . .

It's Rap, so that's ok . . . but then, can you please tell me how that makes him so ingenious that you lot idolize him??

Or how that makes him a great lyricist??