₦airaland Forum

eldee:
Hehehe . . . this just gets even more hilarious.
Oh . . . you see how silly you sound now?? Weren't you saying that structure of that sentence had no semblance to English??
I don't blame you, I blame the that forgot to waste you on a B.J.

I knew this blockhead would be back . . . I always know where to hit him - where he hurts most . . .

Who's clutching at straws now??

Who do I blame?? Your irresponsible pops that should've used a condom or your moms who should've swallowed you with a bottle of local gin??

Your point?? 'Fela put the women by the side, so it's okay'?? Or 'Erm . . . I want a raunchy video once in a while' . . .
I used to think Ofoka was clueless, and then you came along. . . Obo langido.

Shush . . .

Something smells in here and it's gotta be your mouth . . . you just can't keep Ofoka outta that slimy canal you call a mouth . . . that dude, at the height of his alleged idiocy, has more horse sense than you do . . .

Common sense is as far from you as heaven is from the earth - who says Fela kept anyone by the side?? You're a woodcock . . .

Idiocy gets boring after a while . . . ask my mum.

I just asked your mom . . . yes she confirmed it

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Featherbrain . . .

It's called Inversion . . . it's simple logic . . . but as usual it evades you . . .

It's unfortunate . . . plus her mom supports her anyways . . .

Sumn must've gone wrong when she was being formed in her momma's matrix . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I go beat you ooo
Anyway. . .na the usual meteor runs

_{Yeah, one of my favorite nutjobs}

Hehehehe [/color]

Please . . . I don't wanna be beaten by an inter-galactic being . . . 

Yeah, fare fly well . . . 

[size=3pt]Hmn, I respek you ooo . . .

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[size=3pt]Phew! The color thingy got me sweating . . .  [/size]

iice:
[Give me enough vicodin and i might change into you for a day

How can an immortal like you change into a mere mortal like me??

You's from the Moon . . . humble me's from Earth . . . 

_{Been cruising to old school Outkast lately}

_{Wow . . . great - Andre's a man I love to see and hear . . .} 

Yeah i noticed. . .oh well continue the music fight.  Na una sabi

Well, can't help it when nuccas act like they know . . . 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Shusssh
The usual with me. . .you know U's?[/color]

Ok . . .

Haha, I know . . . key words - cast, straight, and stone . . . you's always . . . erm . . . you

Me?? I'm here . . .

@aktunde

Exactly what I'm tryna tell a self-conceited pundit in here . . .

Fela's intention was to parade women dressed as core (almost rural) Africans . . . we all know Fela and 'Africanism' get along like a house on fire . . .

Fela never released vids for his songs . . . he had a single apparatus - a stage, women, instrumentalists, and himself . . . it was stamped on his stage . . . it was part of his band . . . it's like going to see a stage show without a band . . . and s[/i]e[i]x wasn't even his central theme . . .

Even with 'em women, you can never miss the heavy lyrical content of his songs . . . Fela might have women on stage dancing for him . . . but he did not sell music through sex . . . that's different from someone who sings rubbish and decides to promote/sell it through obscenity.

How can such an icon be compared with Obesere and his bevy of sex-themed characters??

eldee:
That place over there is called a school.
That boy over there is a dunce. . . his name is Bamsyle.

Semantics . . .

Ok, letz play the game:

"That shrink over there is Eldee . . . his surname is Dimwit"

Stop making a fool of yourself, you make people like Ofoka sound smart . . . that thing you do when you have nothing else to say, is seen as you clutching straws.

You're a noodle Eldee . . . that's why folks like Ofoka love to thump ya thick head everytime you go asinine . . . as you always will . . . 

Me clutching at straws?? Read thru ma posts all over again and tell me if I haven't consistently been stating what your demons are preventing you from hearing - that you don't need raunchy vids to promote a good song.

You need to consult TB Joshua.

When someone cares more about how you say sumn, rather than what you say, you just won yourself a debate.

No need contracting asphyxia here . . . you said your piece, I did mine . . . if you have a superior argument, spill it . . . if you don't, tape that canal you call a mouth . . . 

You're boring me already . . . 
Niggas stuck with bullshit . . . I've gotta keep it moving.

You're not even sure whether you're bored or not . . . 

On my part I ain't bored, I'm enjoying every bit of your silly posts . . .

Go get a job mahn . . . Biggie said it - Ya brain is a terrible thang to waste.

Now Playing On To The Next One - Jay-Z

Now playing "Another One Bites The Dust"  - Queen.

Redman44:
The Music Industry has been hijacked by executives who are only interested in profit. We don't have many highly gifted artists around these days. So music videos are used as the vehicle to push record sales. Since the cabal running the show knows sex and the creative display of the female body sells, they feature scantily dressed ladies in the videos.

All you need is one mic . . . to holler this gospel truth.

eldee:
That place where I get knowledge . . . they have a fancy word for it 'school' what I do with CNN is called 'staying in touch with recent happenings'. . . you need to start getting these things right.

That[b]'s[/b] the place where you get knowledge (edited to bear a semblance of English Language   ) . . . aiight, stay there . . . why?? Bamsyle is cool with it  

Could you please break into one of those you 'sex enslaves' sermons again?? It's fun to watch.

Aiight, I'll get T.D Jakes to preach it . . . on CNN . . .  

But wait a minute, ain't you the only one laughing in here??  

Actually, I really wanna see another wiki-based dissertation . . . I missed them.

Aiight I will . . . but letz do trade by barter . . . please send me CNN's clip of Archimedes postulating the laws of density . . . I need to get some knowledge  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]una don come again [/color]

"I nefa come again, I stilly dey far away" - Fela ("Unknown Soldier"

How's you??

BlueDiva:
That's why i like the old school hip hop heads.
Talib, Nas, Common, Mos Def. They still deliver without raunchy videos.

As for the present day Nigerian artists, dem be follow follow.
The Onyeka's, Sunny Okosun's, Edna Ogholi's, Ras Kimono's held us spell bound with 'clean' videos.
The ones now are so shallow, they need unclothed girls to get people to listen.

You need to start a church . . .

What you got up there is the gospel truth.

eldee:
Try hard to appear smart?? And I'm the one here saying it out loud that I just bumped Lil Wayne's kitty Money Weed five minutes ago??
Hehehe . . . I'm loving this . . .

What's Lil Wayne gotta do with your supposedly existing mental faculties??

'I agree . . . but you need to see the bigger picture . . . sex enslaves . . . and you'll do well to break yourself from it's shackles . . . and see the bigger picture . . . it's the reason a large percentage of the youth populace ain't productive - Bamsyle

This has to be the funniest ish I've seen all year. . . Bless you man, I dunno who banned you . . .you give us jokes.

I may kid, laugh, joke, play around with your brain (if you've got one) . . . fact is Bamsyle can never be as silly as Eldee . . . hell naw . . . a tyke who sits by his TV all day watching CNN to become intelligent or waiting for 2pac to appear on E!  

Don't burst a nerve mahn . . .  

Hehehe . . . this has to be the most overbeaten piece of attempted pun that's never made a rap song.
Aiite . . . I see negro being dismissive, are you going to Lil Wayne that one too??

As I said, cut down on the B.S, then maybe you'll be able stop being a kitty.

Erm . . . follow the Doc's prescription to the letter . . .  

Now playing . . . Paranoid - Kanye West

Now playing "I-d-i-o-t-s Are Taking Over" - NOFX  

eldee:
Ain't that a female dog . . .
'Trying to make' . . . that's what I want to hear you say from now.
You're trying to make a point that doesn't exist. . .
That post was as clueless as the word goes . . . your signature move.

You ought to be nailed to the cross with the words "KING OF I-D-I-O-T-S" boldly inscribed on your face . . .

You always try hard to appear smart . . . but if you can be true to your self once in a while, you'll see how s[/i]tupi[i]d you really are.

Hehehe . . .another dismissive post, I smellpussy.

Aiite . . . how about you don't drop 100 lines so I save myself the stress of having to pick the silliest of em??

You smellpussy?? Why not stick your tongue in it?? Stating the obvious like it's news to us . . . go back to the Sexuality Section where you always get your kicks . . . and keep smellin' 'em pussies . . .

But then I pity you - you only smell pussies . . . you don't f[/i]cu[i]k them . . . 

Hehehe . . . kila gbe kile ju?? It's a simple debate and you're already looking to end my life.

Speak English . . . 

Nah . . . even though playing in the traffic sounds like fun, it's kinda dangerous.

Wow . . . so you know?? Even loony folks catch a flash of brilliance once in a decade . . . 

But being an i[/i]dio[i]t?? My favourite passtime

Yeah . . . I agree 300% . . . 

Hehehe . . .paranoia, I don't have the right to ban people, and erm, we kinda need daft people on NL too, Equality and Diversity laws say we can't exclude people from public forums based on cognitive disabilities.

Run to ya bosses and bring your plea for a ban dawg.

That's what you always do when you meet a force that's greater than you . . . 

bombsquad:
bros dont let us start again na. .tubaba never said flex was a remix. .na original im call am. .contrary to bornstar who makes clear he's singing an original . .make we no dey fight, i love tuface new album

Ok lol . . .

And I hope you'll be the first to bump his duet with MJB when it's done . . .

eldee:
@Bamsyle

Why should Fela be exempted?? All those songs you listed  are songs with political messages that still have those chics shaking their moneymaker in the African Shrine. . . that makes your point sound daft.
Using sex as a tool to drive a message is not any different from using music to preach in the first place. Or don't you know that music's first job is entertainment??

Of course you still missed the point I was tryna make in my posts . . . I'll skip this part - I'm tired of over-stressing my point so that mules like you can understand.

Oh . . . once in a while an artiste can sing about sex?? Why?? Because Bamsyle says so.
So some clueless negro sits in his office and decides what part of our everyday life an artist is meant to sing about??
Aiite . . . I'm saying, I want people to sing about food all the time and once in a while do songs about politics. . . oponu oshi.

Typical of Eldee - he would lift just a single line out of 100, mis-interprete it to suit his fantasies and use it to appear smart - that's a clumsy move.

Seriously, I've not heard this much bullshit from one person in a while . . . I kinda missed it.

The demons dancing yahooze in your fat head need to release you once in a while so you can understand simple English . . .

Gyrate to your s[/i]e[i]x music all you want . . . I've made ma point - you can go play in traffic if it irks you.

Better still, you can go ahead and ensure that I'm banned again . . .

Who gives a f[/i]cu[i]k about 10,000 Eldees??

eminemkayc:
. . . u can hardly find any of EMINEM'S videos with scantily dressed females. . . . EM is a perfect rapper with all the poetric contents in them . . . and his videos are without the unclothed ladies unliek his pal FIFTY CENT

I AGREE 150%.

eldee:
Yeah . . . Fela wasn't talented.

I think we need to squash this cheap excuse about Fela parading semi-n[/i]ud[i]e women in his concert vids . . .

Fela never released a musical video for any of his songs . . . all he did were live/stage shows . . . and he had just one apparatus for all of 'em - African women albeit dressed in scanty apparel . . . Fela was notorious with women, yes - but tell me that when you listened to his songs, were the lyrics dumb or did you miss out on the lyrics and became swayed by the women?? Impossible - the stage was always even arranged such that the instrumentalists occupied more than half the space . . . the scantily-clad women are usually about 3-6 . . . what's the biggity in that?? They'll have chalk marks all over their body and stuff - just to portray Fela's strong African themes.

Find another excuse abeg, count Fela out of this show of shame.

aktunde:
IMO, I think if any musician has done a great job, he doesn't need to promote sex to sell his music. Why do you think many parents would be so comfortable when they found their kids watching videos from Micheal Jackson? He did good music, and he hardly featured girls flaunting their buubs and butts. Yet he sold millions of copies of his albums. he even made more sales than those who promote their music with sex. So, what are we talking about? If your music is good, you've got good message and melody which can excite people, you need not promote it it with sex.

To me, I think[b] those producers just offer unclothed girls as consolation for wasting your time[/b]. Their aim is this; At least, even if you don't enjoy the money spent on buying the album, you have not wasted your money completely. You can still satisfy your curiosity, by watching free buubs, butts and even  raw pusssy sometimes.

You've got to be a well-respected oracle in your village . . .

Exactly what I've been tryna tell dudes like A-40 and Eldee in here . . . A-40's saying the message in "One Mic" couldn't have been promoted through a raunchy vid . . . says who?? At times even adverts about cars contain half nude ladies touched up to look like cars . . . pray, tell me - what's the relationship between a car and a semi-nude chick??

And A-40 even missed the point I was tryna make - once in a while, an artiste can make a song about s[/i]e[i]x . . . it's one of the issues of our everyday lives so why not?? But when an artiste is predominantly known for lewd lyrics and raunchy vids, it becomes an issue for concern . . . such artistes have nutin to offer and use 'em dirty vids to make up for their inadequacies . . .

And what's with folks who keep using Fela to make cheap excuses?? Keep his revered name outta ya sleazy mouths abeg . . . when I think of Fela, the first thang that pops up in my mind are the strong political themes in his music . . . for every "Na Poi", there are 10 socio-political songs from the icon such as "Shuffering and Smiling", "Sorrow Tears and Blood", "Original Suffer Head", "No Agreement", "Authority Stealing", "Water No Get Enemy", "Army Arrangement", "Palava", "Zombie", and "Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonsense" . . . need I flood this space with socially conscious stuff from Femi Kuti??

Such an icon should not be paired with a he-goat like Obesere!

A-40:
With the way people front on 3ex you would think they where conceived via immaculate means

You're crazy . . . 

But seriously, I don't digg vids with unnecessary parade of flesh . . . most vids with such are lackin' in lyrics . . . picture "One Mic" with a raunchy vid . . .

Funny thing is I might like a song that's got great delivery but's deficient on the lyrical side of things . . . but if the vid's all about raunchiness, believe me I'm out . . .

Ask yourself A-40, what's the essence of watching a raunchy music vid when you could watch p[/i]or[i]n??  Better still, go get some . . . 

Well, each to his 'pinion, I love sex . . . but maybe I just got tired of all those "shake ya backside/[i]b[/i]oo[i]b[/i]s" kinda themes . . . 

bombsquad:
this was the first hold yuh remix in 9ja. .and there's nothing wrong with a remix if it is done right. .this particular one has international acclaim. .use google

The last two words you used up there robbed your post of all the sense it attempted to make . . .

The weak jab in it was not necessary, was it??

And BTW, when 2face did a 'remix' of "Flex", you were screaming like your nuts were about to burst . . .

Now, Mr."there's nutin wrong with a remix if it is done right" is preaching a homiletic on the benefits of a remix . . .

You just don't have a clue of how to promote your base fellows . . .

Ok, Bornstar's remix is the best thang to happen to music since Michael Jackson . . .

That'll make you sleep well tonight, won't it??

@Eldee

Sex is everywhere around us . . . you don't need to switch on your TV set or read Playboy to see it . . . . . . we're constantly inundated by it every day and everywhere - the classrooms, the markets, at work, even in church . . . it's all in our faces, so what's the essence of selling it to me?? And hell no, even if you must sell it, not through music.

Music is an expression of society . . .

I agree . . . but you need to see the bigger picture . . . sex enslaves . . . and you'll do well to break yourself from it's shackles . . . and see the bigger picture . . . it's the reason a large percentage of the youth populace ain't productive . . . the reason some of us will end up scoring an "F" where we could've had an "A" . . .

'Impressive'?? That's a subjective opinion, I find sex impressive, maybe it's just because I'm good at it.

I also agree . . . and that was why I added "IMO" at the beginning of ma post . . .

Also, I always wanna really do what I appear to be doing . . . what would I gain from watching Sisqo's "Thong Song", when I can as well watch a sex movie?? Or better still, have sex??

Pardon me for sounding extreme, but is my testosterone level higher than yours??

eldee:
Hehehe . . . you're already insulting my intelligence with that 'sneezing' example. Sex is a big message, it's different from sneezing or playing Call of Duty and we all know that.
There's a reason why on every survey on what most affects young people sex and not sneezing is in the top three.

Sex is everywhere around us . . . you don't need to switch on your TV set or read Playboy to see it . . . . . . we're constantly inundated by it every day and everywhere - the classrooms, the markets, at work, even in church . . . it's all in our faces, so what's the essence of selling it to me?? And hell no, even if you must sell it, not through music.

Music is an expression of society, sex probably comes only next to religion and money in the contemporary Nigerian society and much higher in young people.
Society places much emphasis on sex, it will be criminal if music does not portray it.

I agree . . . but you need to see the bigger picture . . . sex enslaves . . . and you'll do well to break yourself from it's shackles . . . and see the bigger picture . . . it's the reason a large percentage of the youth populace ain't productive . . . the reason some of us will end up scoring an "F" where we could've had an "A" . . .

'Impressive'?? That's a subjective opinion, I find sex impressive, maybe it's just because I'm good at it.

Yes, I agree . . . and that was why I added "IMO" at the beginning of ma post . . .

Also, I always wanna really do what I appear to be doing . . . what would I gain from watching Sisqo's "Thong Song", when I can as well watch a sex movie?? Or better still, have sex??

Pardon me for sounding extreme, but is my testosterone level higher than yours??

eldee:
3ex is an impressive message in its own right, it's a part of contemporary society and it's a big part of everything else, so it's only normal that it be portrayed in music videos.

I agree sex is a message . . . fact is everything is a message . . . even if all I do is sneeze and cough on a track, it can connote all sorts of messages - I have a cold . . . or I'm just an i.mbecile . . .

For want of a better word to qualify "message", I had to use "impressive" . . . it all depends on what appeals to us . . . most times, I love stuff with heavy lyrical content . . . this comes mostly from the griots of Rap Music . . . and most times, these folks just spit pure unadulterated and deep ish . . . devoid of unnecessary display of flesh . . . and I'm cool with that . . . 

But on the flip side, I like to see 'em raw stuff at times . . . ain't we all human?? 

How've you been BTW??

Great . . . you??

Too many cooks spoil the broth . . .

Too many remixes spoil the song . . .

Genuflect:
Lol. Yes we should all trust God. He knows what He's doing. Good to know you sorted yourself out and are now back!

Thanks mahn.

Genuflect:
Lol. I think I get. Babylon and Rolex abi? Bars and Soap Drop abi? Lol. Well we are fine over here. Jesus is wise

Wait a minute . . .

Just got a hang of what you wrote up there . . .

My hiatus ain't got nutin to do with 'em 'po-po' . . . what would Bamsyle be arrested for?? Jay-walking?? 

It's gotta do with a nairaland mod . . . and the word "ban"! . . . the dude got irked by stuff I said . . . he's well-known here - for his arrogance and self-acclaimed 'wittiness' 

Been a while bruv . . . What's news here?? Modey/Rugged Stans still slugging it out?? 

Genuflect:
Lol. I think I get. Babylon and Rolex abi? Bars and Soap Drop abi? Lol. Well we are fine over here. Jesus is wise

Lol . . . to your siggy - I trust God, then Booze . . .

I trust no man . . . not even me . . .

I'm cool here too mahn . . . was able to handle a lotta personal ish.

Without trying to sound judgmental, folks with no impressive message in their songs usually do that . . .

IMO, a song with an impressive message does not tally with a raunchy video . . . I can't imagine all the flesh 'n' stuff in Nas' "One Mic" . . .

Yes sex sells . . . it's about using corporate branding and adverts to sell chaff . . . something's gotta give.

Genuflect:
Lol. How far? Omo, your hiatus long gan o. Wetin dey happen?

Lol . . . my hiatus has got sumn to do with a tyrant and a sledge-hammer . . .

A trigger-happy and irate lower rank police officer with a bottle of local gin and a loaded gun . . .

But then I personally decided to bask in the moment - cos whatever's worth doing is worth doing well . . .

Geddit??

Nice to be back with ya . . . howdy??

Genuflect:
Is this the old Bamsyle? Uhn?

rockyfela:
4 real are u the old Bamsyle ?

Me old ke??

I'm young . . . 

rockyfela:
By the way its been long the comparison b/w 2face nd Faze came up. It used to be really intense.

Oh, so it's 2face??

Faze??

He has since lost his face in Nigeria's music industry

When the chicken called The Nigerian Leader decides to lay golden eggs for its followers owner . . .