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chiogo:
Like, I don't get the point of the essays. At least, you didn't waste time in delivering instead of typing essays all over the place like eldee and ibime.
You're mad! How dare you? In fact, lemme go record my own diss. 

Hehehe, Chiogo be a lil' kind to Eldee now . . . you don't kick a man when he's down . . . it's a done deal - he has already replied the diss . . . how come you missed the punchlines and inner rhymes he's got up there?? 

Letz switch to more important things jare . . . which songs are you bumping now??

That you were setting traps at your village farm when your mates were in school is not ma fault . . . go to the right quarters and vent your frustration

chiogo:
I did and what's your point? I don't see the point of you making back-and-forth disses without delivering the actual thing the thread was created for. You might as well hold off till you're 'ready'. . .unless of course you don't plan to reply.

Touché . . .

Exactly what I was telling this dude . . . if I knew I had nutin to say from the onset, I'll have just said it without mincing words . . . each reply from Eldee further hammers the nail into his coffin . . .

It's a clear case of foolhardiness and inconsistency.

eldee:
Hehehe . . . again you magically created 'ventillating and panting' from sumn I can't get. . . do you like have communication problems or sumn??
I get the Igbotic accent, but your use of English words is just an example of a modern day malapropism.

That you don't get what I say further proves that you're daft . . . it ain't ma fault - you know who to sue

It's trite knowledge so it ain't surprising

Hehehe, Eldee is actually a responsible son . . . he'd have replied over the weekend but he had to follow his father to the farm to tap palm wine . . .

Erm . . . hope you're good though

chiogo:
Eldee, you have time to go back-and-forth but not to reply the original diss?

Eldee's father sent him to empty the dust bin . . . he'll reply the diss when he returns

eldee:
WOW . . .'(I) can't believe you came up with that!!!' to Bamsyle is 'screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy'??

What more can I say?? Can a man be any be any more silly??

What is this thing that keeps ventillating and panting?? A chicken that almost got run over by a car??

Read what you just posted . . . you're spittin' unadulterated trash.

Ol' boy I wrote and recorded that track within a day . . . simply to address issues . . . if Mode9 pack punches, una go yab am . . . if Rugged deliver without punches, same thang . . . all these "Hip-Hop Head" POV na wa o . . . 

Anyway, it's ya 'pinion . . . and I respect it mahn . . . 

Was away for a while but been back for quite some time . . . what it do mahn??

eldee:
WOW . . . you're so smart, can't believe you came up with that!!!
Hehehe . . . ode oshi.

I never knew that someone's i[/i]dioc[i]y could shine so clearly through the internet until Eldee came along . . .

Look at how he's screaming at an alarming pitch and shivering in mad frenzy . . . castrated lunatic . . .

Aiight, wishing you da best mahn . . .

Nice to know that you now answer that name . . . 

eldee:
Bamchike Obi
Now I feel like mimicking his accent for a week just to see the reaction I get from people

Hehehe . . . dude, just don't break your keyboard.
You know I don't bother with people I consider to daft, you kinda went into that part with your diss track. . . it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, I won't just take you serious.

Hehehe . . . this nucca doesn't even know the joke is on him.

He now coos when he talks . . . ya folks should be sued for raising a son of pollution like you.

Though asking you when you'll drop ya album is like asking Enron to start breathing . . .

But the question's always nice to ask - Helldee da Dunce, when are you releasing ya diss?? 

Genu, you go wait taya . . .

Ibime:
Whilst I agree with hax, the only difference in your case is that ya whole rhyme was ALL filler. I cant recall a single punchline or decent metaphor. Your multis dont go beyond Holy Moses and Broken Noses either.

You need lyrical help.

I've listened to ya self-hyped s[/i]hi[i]t dude . . . you never get beyond rhyming like a lazy fat-a[i]ss[/i] nigga who needs a tummy tuck . . . dry-a[/i]rs[i]e boring flows that'll serenade even a die-hard criminal to sleep . . . 

You cant blame a bush man, its lack of exposure. I actually know where hes coming from cos my rhymes are sometimes cockneyed, but lack of exposure makes him identify it as Ijaw.

At least Ofoka has no identity crisis. His H-factor blares resplendently through the speakers with pride. I just cant get round a Yoruba man with Igbotic accent. Was he raised in the East?

You don't only have the hardcore Niger-Delta accent . . . you sound oppressed when you rhyme . . . it's in the upbringing . . . 

The fact that you even inserted that quote under ma name shows how oppressed you are already . . . 

eldee:
@hax
But come on . . . this guy's battling Ibime, how can you battle Warcraft diety without one sick line in the whole song??

Like seriously?? ?? ??

That's the part I don't get. . .the accent, how can you say sumone has an 'Ijaw accent' when you sound like that??
Maynne, I'm just glad I have sumn to hold on to when he starts with those Wikipedia definitions.

That accident that occurred when you were born . . . that part of your head that hit the ground . . . still affects your mental and cognitive reasoning till date.

Like I expected sumn different from a nucca that I already extinguished with a few lines??

You know what?? No one shows you respect around here no more . . . you're a small turd . . . get outta ma face and lemme face the one you worship . . .

He's the one I've got ish with.

Punchlines in Ibime's Maestro: ". . . cover your face like Lagbaja . . . comot, I wanna chop my akara . . ."

LWKMDFH

Hax, you'll do better tryin' to revive the Capital Market than teaching Eldee and Ibime the basics of Hip-Hop . . . they're fans of akpala.

Eldee's punchlines: I need two weeks to reply Rhymestein.

Eldee's multies: I owe y'all that at least.

Ibime:
Does anyone know where I can get Eve - Cowboy instrumental? I would really appreciate that.

Send me ya account number . . . I'll wire N150.00 to you so you can buy her fake CD in open market.

Ibime:
I dont boast, otherwise I would have been posting audios all over Nairaland like others.

But as far as this Bamsilly nigga is concerned, I reserve the right to be a p.rick. Na we know our history.

Hehehe . . . I've told you several times - the battle genre of Rap ain't about "one, two, buckle ma shoe" . . .

@ Eldee,

What do you think of Bamsyle track. Does it measure up to his overopinionated bragaddacio?

Nah . . . it exposed Ibime's foul-smelling a[/i]nu[i]s . . .  

Ibime:
I get red-eye for this Bamsilly nigga long time. Sorry for derailing your thread.

I'm gonna puncture that eye until it goes blind . . .

Keep it up mahn . . .

At least you're entitled to freedom of speech . . . even when you're autistic 

Ibime:
Bamsyle was a dead man the moment I heard his first two bars.

This is fun.

Look at this lummox . . .

You're beginning to sound like a gay who just got himself gang-r[/i]ape[i]d.

Thanks Hax . . . you represent realness here too . . . ^{gosh, I forgot to holler at so many peops}!

rhymz:
Hahaha. . . Am liking there two niggaz, they are both equal to eachother. . . Eyin meje ji le nu bi shibi. . Hahahaha. . . Even WWE wrestlerz no go fit win una for mouthing abeg. . . See bragging rights o! Ibime do U already ve your own reply? O boy post d link abeg. . Lol. . .i pray say una no go make me fail my 2moro exams. . . Hahahahaha

Comparing Ibime with me is like comparing a housefly with King Kong . . . he's a Arrow.

All he does in the battle section is pilfer lyrics and post them as his . . . his reputation is bout to go down and he's sounding like a drowning man already . . .

What I'm doing here with him is "For Family Viewing"-rated when compared with other debates I've been involved in round here . . .

He's under ma feet and I'm keeping him there for life.

The way you keep crying all over the place . . . shows you've got nuffin to say . . . if I was you, I'll be in the studio recording, not here chatting s[/i]hi[i]t.

nellaluv:
Sounds more like fresh prince. . .

hehehehe

Hehehehe . . .

You must have a crush on him . . . he's married . . . 

Plus, I'd rather I'm compared with Fresh Prince than Ibime who raps like Nico Gravity tryna feel funky . . .

Ibime:
We don't belong in the same weight category. If I had heard him before I challenged him, I would not waste my time with him.

This donkey just keeps braying . . . how many times will I tell you not to run ya foul mouth against forces that are above you??

Ibime:
Its all fun for me. I'm only hyping up the counterattack.

Anyone who heard both of us will class this battle as Ofoka vs Genuflect. We really don't belong in the same ring.

You're a dunderhead . . .

Such a sore loser . . . until you go see a surgeon to help you rid your Egberi accent via surgery, I doubt that you can ever spit anything sensible . . .

Whining and crying like a baby that hasn't been b[/i]reas[i]t-fed for 2 days . . . drop ya wack-a[i]ss[/i] rhymes and let the judges do their work . . .

Ibime:
Mobinga, you only need to check ma previous.

I don't know how this nigga went to www.plunder.com/ibime and still decided to release that bull.sh.it.

Yeah . . . I went to plunder.com and saw the hokum you've got there . . . it ain't ma fault that you feel . . . erm . . . plundered

I bombed first . . . so that gives you the opportunity to come with a heavier reprisal . . . better come clean . . . 'em undertakers are waiting outside to bury ya carcass.

Ibime:
@ Nellaluv,

You damn right he's old school kind of raps. This nigga belongs in a museum. . . and that's where Ill put him.

Still beats ya Bayelsa raps, doesn't it?? Shits on ya "amala, akpala, fufu and panla" that you got on plunder.com . . .

If you like go and mimic Soulja Boi's kinda rap so you can claim nu school (I know he's ya fave rapper) . . . just drop ya ish and zap . . .

We're separating the men from the boys.

rhymz:
That beat is game's put U on the game, right?

You're right.

Ibime:
See disgrace. A cacophany of wackness. Broken Noses, Holy Moses, Roly Poly's. Rhymz must think you are battling Ofoka. Rhymz, when you see what Ibi has to offer, Holy Moses will look like childs play.

LWKMDFH . . . this dude's all red in the face . . . having sleepless nights cos of Bamsyle . . .

"I know say e dey pain you"

Hey yo Rhymestein, hope you ain't annoyed that I'm sharing some space here . . . Ibi[i]y[/i]e made me do this . . . big ups bro