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[quote author=kayci_d77]Please what about PARACHUTE, Nna menh odikwa very very important esp if you always patronize Diana airways [/quote]

[quote author=kayci_d77]Please what about PARACHUTE, Nna menh odikwa very very important esp if you always patronize Diana airways [/quote]Diana LOL

jmoore: clap for yourself. When you become a father you can give your daughters for test driving.. smh

#spoton #epicreply

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] EL OH EL!!! Nothing my eyes will not see in this world!!
He looks like packaged fruit![/color]

El oh el? Really?

zumarock8: in one word
[size=80pt]rubish[/size]

Errm 'Rubbish'

I personally do not think any course is a waste of time. People are entitled to their own opinion, but we do not want to be ill informed too. The OP is a bit prejudiced as far as I'm concerned.

caesaraba: Isn't it obvious? Just chase after success and the girls chase after you. Strategy devised by men who have seen so much nonsense in the course of pursuing women.

Wow... This is directed at me o. *sighs Rhema!

oraclefemi: terms and conditions because of a relationship, abegi

LOL... I tire o...what will be will surely be.

[quote author=A-ZeD]Friendship first.
Being friends before dating saves you a lot a problems.[/quote]Saves some money too...

R2bees: vanguard"man killed a mad man,claims he want to heal him".. The punch"man committed homicide in the name of healing mad man... No say i no warn u o

Haha... Dude's so funny!

Tinkybabe: The key words here are heart attack and vigorous.he exerted too much pressure on his heart by dancing vigorously which led to the attack(due to insufficient supply of oxygenated blood to the heart).The type of dance had absolutely nothing to do with his death.He would still have died using as much energy in any other activity.

Aww...so thoughful....

Styl plus (figuratively). Its so unfortunate that we currently have a crop of noisemakers as musicians.

Sweetnecta: so a christian american drew amercan president with the backdrop being the ol glory. now the nigerian christians are using their not rioting about this to show the world muslims that they are no killers of souls.

interesting. the nigerian christians need to know that america does not care for anything but dollars. almost everyone in this society called usa has a co God with what he/she tells the world based on his/her spirituality. because everyone wants to be like the jones, 'almighty dollar" is the other God. few rejects this God. another few struggle to reject it, too. but many has a shrine where they bow to it in their hearts. sometimes it is because of poverty or trying to climb up the ladder to a greater height of affluence.


now. we have to agree that christians have killed because of religion, in cases where they are forcing people to convert, bibles in one hand and guns and or swords in other. colonialism may have started out because of national glory if it had no religious underpinnings. i seriously doubted it because you will see crosses on the ships/vessels and on the individual men as colonizers. the truth is that christianity did not affect the hearts of these evil forefathers of the christians to know that they should have stayed in their homes. even when satan drove them to other lands, they should have resisted the temptation of satan as they read Jesus did. they should not have punished, maimed, killed people who were indigenous as their hosts. the bibles have been used to dehumanize people as cursed, less than peers in the human race, enslaving men an women, old and young. it is from the bibles that jews were able to call us gentiles and chritians calling us infidels.


finally, christianity didnt stop either King George to invade Afghanistan and preemptively decimated Iraq nor stopped Emperor Barack to kill Osama. both were justifiable actions in spite of chrstianity in the lives of both leaders. turning the other cheek is easy on the tongue, but it is not possible for the speaker of it to simply literally practice it. thats hypocrisy.


if the muslims do not blame the christians when the muslims have a rancor in there ranks, do you christians need to drag islam to your problems? clean your homes and put things in order and leave us out of your mess and while you are at it learn to stay in your lane.


muslims do not drag christians into shia and halawi and ahmadiyya and other sunni and even nation of islam's wahala. we either pray about it or deal with it by speech and some misguided people take arms to harm others, instead of showing mercy.

Lecture to behd! Smh

djfiifi: No red card- No penalty - NO UNITED
COMEBACK!
Hahahahaha-I need a drink

Handing you a can of chilled maltina.... Maltina cares btw....

osaki: Can some bodi tell me hw many mins more....I am a chelsea fan heheheheheheheeh

LOL Westbrom are now 4th....who would have thought? I just don't understand RDM.... Btw Arsenal and Liverpool won... Hmm smthin is happening.

Mark Hughes should start packing his load already. EPL is full of drama.

chess guru: Ok they didn't lose, they losted

And this is meant to be funny perphaps?

ItsModella: blah blah blah story story story...now run off, puppy.

LOL I think u are what u post actually....been following the thread...commom babe,.get a clue...men can be violent...maybe u r one of those Isale Eko babes who knows?

Baby mama: I was getting all freaky with my man and his pager went off,he was needed at work,he left the business unfinished so I lay down waiting for him to return
An hour later,a knock on the door and I happily got to the door without looking through the peephole i opened it,I had no clothes on,it was my assistant pastor at the door.
I felt like the ground should open and swallow me

Geez....

ItsModella: nigga say what?? so this modafucka still dey talk? oya, keep running your mouth.

@Gaggi n @Modella make love, not war.

richfaxy: My tummy was rumbling and Was so pressed that i had to urgently use the toilet after eating ewa (beans) ganyi ( or whateva its called)and there was nowhere to do it as we were held up in Lagos Traffic. we stopped at a Bureau de Change to change some pounds as soon as we stepped in, i asked for their restroom and they showed me the door, went in to relieve myself and God i was relieved but the smell filled the whole office, my cousins had to run outside to catch(breathe) fresh air, while the mallams went to get about 2 different air fresheners to spray in the office, but the smell out shadowed the air fresheners that customers about entering the shop immediately ran out with the smell.
When i got out of the restroom, the mallams didnt help matters they sprayed their office even down to my legs. the embarrassment was much but my consolation was that i was relieved of the sh***t.

Yeea literally LMBO. Oh boy!!!!

dabrake: Alright, I think this is one of my most embarrassing moments.
We couldn't commence our June/July 2008 NECO SSCE exams as stated due to the NUT strike so our NECO SSCE exams began on the sixth of august 2008. For those familiar with school calender, secondary schools are supposed to be on vacation during that period. We the SS3 students were left in school alone with no staff to disturb us so for the first time in my secondary school history, I understood the full meaning of the word FREEDOM.
I don't drink but on this particular day, we held a party in the hostel and I struggled with other students for provisions, couldn't get food but at least, I got a big bottle of chelsea dry gin. I decided to drink it alone so I sneaked into a nearby bush, gulped virtually every content of the bottle and omo, the drink sweet oh. I been dey drink am like water.
Later, the drink began to manifest and I went insane. At first, people thought I was just acting but when they saw me lift bunks, boxes, lockers, . . . they discovered it was otherwise. I stripped myself completely neiked, chased all my classmates so they were running, I was still chasing them, chasing them, chasing them . . .(of course, I didn't know where I was again).
Soon they stopped and started singing as I continued 'intimidating' them for a while but these guys weren't running again. Rather, they ware pusing me around . . . I later saw myself on the floor and then people emptying water on my body(I was already shouting my daydreaming fantasies with the girls in my school then).
I later got myself a bit and it took me a short while to regain consciousness and when I finally did, I discovered myself in front of our female hostel, stark neiked with sand and water covering me. Meanwhile, virtually all the SS# students(both male and female) were there. I was in their midst(as in, I was surrounded by them all) . . .
I think I should stop there. I don't want to continue any further.

Aww I think u need a hug.

PS. Nothing's as embarrassing as being naked in public.

[quote author=Exc@libur]my most embarassing moment was in my 5th grade when the cutest girl in my class pulled me to
a corner and whispered 'i love you' into my ear. i almost died [/quote]*sighs what's embarrassing about that?

OkwaIfugo: pics?

What do u need pics for? I just don't understand u guys.

cyril83: One by one I said...obj nxt...minus 2 heavy looters in jst 5days,more looters to enta november jeep

LOL...why not call it Phantom?

aussyroyal: And so? Next pls

LOL Angry Bird.

And for the OP, yes, you started the thread like a mature person, but I'm really having my misgivings about that... But anyway it all comes down to your happiness as some have stated. Also remember, treat girls well; whatever goes around comes around.

[quote author=Duke_Nija]I Stand to oppose this baseless bathroom Generalisation.
When did you become Cupid to determine whose Love holds a Relationship.

PERSONALY, it is impossible for me to love a Woman I do not Love/Like no matter how wonderful and loving She may be.
If I don't love You, I don't love you.
Infact, I prefer a Woman I love more(at the early stage) than one who loves me more than I do her.
With my Consistent Love and Care, her Love for me will Sky Rocket, eventually exceeding mine.

Men should Love their Women more at the early stage cos men have the tendency to 'lose it' mid-way.
Women Love Naturally.

Even God said 'Husbands Love Your Wives' its a Command.[/quote]Totally spot on.

adonisyung: W0w first time my p0st made fr0nt page and 122 pOsts S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴͡​ far...

U jus upped ur game.

pweeryambre: Once I was having a heated argurement with my man, and he was abt to give me a final warning as usuall, and I cut him off by saying a big "Whatever!.. He paused and gave me dis look dat says he want to kill me immediately,, I ran out of d room without lookin bak and came bak quickly to peep and he was still lookin at d door, I ran out again and enterd d room on my knees apologizing.. He hates to be rudely interupted wen talking..

Awww cute.

afam4eva: You can't use Ijebu garri for Eba just as you can't drink yellow garri. So, they're not competing brands but have their different purpose..

LOL brands? Like seriously?

boron10: How does a child's name affect the destiny of the child??

You don't want to bear Judas, do you? A name tells a lot.