₦airaland Forum

Sonnobax15:
relax bro. Some of these posts are just meant to ease our stress and laugh after everything we go through in the hands of our Nigerian politicians.

No be everytime we supposed to dey take life so serious.

No be everytime we supposed to dey take life so serious....no be everytime we supposed to dey take life so serious...


That's why we are where we are today.

SpencerForbes:
Always displaying their low IQ at any given chance. When reality hits her, she’ll cry how she was used and dumped🤦‍♂️

With this IQ, why wouldn’t he dump you?

Intelligence is being able to recognize a troll.

advanceDNA:
Haahahahahahahahahahaha!!
. The internet is wild mehn!!
..person wey dey her husband house dey make semi and okro soup...

If u let anybody tension you with their keypads ...na you sabi

Obnoxious2001:
Yes I am urhobo by naturalization.
Igbo by birth.

Omotena ma vor

Congratulations!

I don't speak tho.

But I understand, and I'm fine, thank you.

Obnoxious2001:
Nice to have you back

Thanks! I went through your posts tonight and I discovered you're Urhobo too! That's cool

Obnoxious2001:
@Banilla you don come back . Abi Na mistake

lol. Yeah.

Fenrir:
Why are Nigerian families and extended families so culturally narcissistic in weddings?

Why do you preach humility and respect then outright lie about the not mandatory status of your wedding traditions?

Why is it you always demanding your side is respected?
Your culture is done?
Your families are honoured?

You literally get paid for marriage and you are incapable as a nationality of just accepting the bride price graciously and gratefully as it is a gift not a legal requirement and just be happy with that?

Its in your nature for your families to invade something about two people and make it about celebrating you, I want to know why its always you you you you from parents and extended family

Im going to eespectfully keep out of this and just read what you say about it because I want to hear your honest opinions about it since this is anonymous but please understand that is one of the main reasons not the main reason but one main reason Nigeria is always ranked as 15th most throughly disliked nationalities on earth

Thoroughly disliked by? 🤔

Iyaebethegreat
Siofra
Nia69

Thank you so much!!! I'm grateful 🤍☺️

Kingofhoes:
Let's make her happier and make it two.

You know what? Let's get married 3years time and have our two kids before I'm 26... If I don't settle down soon, I'll never... 🤭

Zenith Bank wished me a happy birthday but my account was credited... Why?

I'm as poor as I was yesterday and I don't like it...

Also! I want to use this opportunity to thank my dearest friend and soon to be boyfriend (take that Nairaland redpill community!) for being the first person to wish me a happy birthday!!!!

Kingofhoes: this is for you.

Ps: in six years time, my mum would be expecting a grandbaby...

Kodak9:
is now clear to me that you are transgender or some shit like that,
But lemme tell you no matter the artificial pussy or dick you add you can never reproduce offsprings.
Tufia who brought me to this generation 🤬🤬

there's a 99.9 percent chance you masturbate... You're more than used to artificial pu**y

To all my friends, old and new, who didn't wish me a happy birthday... May God almighty forgive you cause I won't. My heart is broken

Yes! Today I'm a year older... Hip hip hooray!

Celebrate my dearest friend Reggaemich, today is also his birthday! I only just found out after checking his profile... Why did I check the profile of this charming stranger? He scolded me! Imagine that! But it's good though, cause I've discovered my Nairaland twin!

My birthday resolution: I won't troll anyone here or on Facebook. It's a promise to you good people.

Support me with money and money!!!!

I love you all!!!!

No one cares...

Fahvvy:
Isn't that the same thing y'all Broke Nigerian Women do? ... Looking for rich men to leach on all in the name of "take care of me" ...

When in reality what y'all really want is a messiah to end y'all's poverty lineage ...

Same thing Nigerian men want from white women. They are parasites too, no?

AndroidAI:
I have handled bigger ones.

Stop hyping yourself lol

Op is gay or bisexual?

Failure2019:
Too big for you to handle:-)

Lemme book space! Some beautiful, nasty sh** is about to happen and I'm here for it! First time witnessing gay men flirt.

iTroll:
It's called colon vaginoplasty abeg
I don't have the time to argue the obvious

https://consultqd.clevelandclinic.org/surgical-innovation-fashioning-vagina-intestinal-segment/

I'm aware. They take a portion of the intestine. So what? You made it seem as though the hole is connected to the intestine.

Sleekcode:
This one can never be delivered again.

Don't follow the red light when you die Sir!

There are intelligent people on Nairaland!

The op is nothing more than a conspiracy theorist feeding jobless, ignorant people who want to feel special.

I used to comment on his threads, but I got bored. You can't argue with stupid.

I once asked why all his aliens are humanoid and he had no answer to give... Maybe there's life out there, hard not to think so. But we might be the only intelligent life in the universe. There mustn't be some evil agenda. It's ridiculous.

iTroll:
That "artificial kpekus" aka neo-vagina is just a hole made into the large intestine. So you would be hitting the intestines, not the vagina.
That's gross and that makes it a strong No for me.

Mayo clinic

During penile inversion, the surgeon makes a cut in the area between the rectum and the urethra and prostate. This forms a tunnel that becomes the new vagina. The surgeon lines the inside of the tunnel with skin from the scrotum, the penis or both. If there's not enough penile or scrotal skin, the surgeon might take skin from another area of the body and use it for the new vagina as well.

Kobojunkie:
1. Interesting! What options are available to the millions of poor girls on university campuses then?

2. If all you have is your body, do you simply curl up and die or do something with it? Poverty itself is mentally degrading, so choosing to fight one degrading factor with another, makes a lot of sense when you find yourself down there mentally.

3. Working smart? Petty trade? So, what you are suggesting is that on a campus of about 3000 girls, and maybe 3000 boys, surrounded by so many petty traders themselves desperate to feed their kids, almost every girl should take to petty trading in order to earn their daily meals and needs? How does that in fact work out for anyone? Have you ever tried doing petty trading yourself? I happen to have tried it back when I was a kid with no success. I ended up having to eat my inventory because there was so much competition we could all barely squeeze out enough profits from our trades to make ends meet that way. That is why I so hate it when folks suggest that petty trading is the way out of poverty for others.

4. Many of those girls choose prostitution because it is what is available to them. They don't have the money nor the business know-how with which to start what you call petty trading— many probably figured out that having yet another petty trader in each hostel room means they will likely not get anywhere fast—, and since there are no factories, companies, etc., around campuses to hire them, they resort to doing what they know there is great demand for and pays well. You would need to build lots of companies to handle most of the needs around campuses where the majority of the students are from poor homes abeg.

5. As for the place of society and the economy, well, do the maths abeg! With over 90% of the population living below the poverty line and with unofficial unemployment as high at least at over 30%, what do you think could be the major reason why many of these girls resort to prostitution as a way out of poverty? Do you think they love sex so much?

I don't care. I didn't read half of what you wrote...

A woman has more to offer than her body. Poverty affects both gender, yet there are far more female prostitutes... Don't think I've seen a male sex worker. What are the men on campus doing that the women can't? It's degrading to assume a woman's only way outta poverty is through prostitution. It's dumb.

If you decide to be a prostitute, do so knowing fully well you have other options no matter how hard they are... Don't create a thread later on offering excuses, blaming others.

Poverty affects men most, in Nigeria. A woman has the option of depending on her family and partner, it's not the same for them. They literally have to hustle not only for themselves but their present (parents, siblings, etc) and future families (wives and children), and most are still students.

I'm a feminist. And prostitution is a job, I believe so... But if you choose to do it, take responsibility.

Even if the trade is slow or exhausting, it's still an option. One you refused to take for whatever reason.

Kobojunkie:
No need to pay them mind abeg. You raised a very good point which most Nigerian in their religious foolishness are not mentally equipped to consider even when many of them are part and parcel of the reason for prostitution as it is in Nigeria.

Her excuse is bullsh**.

If you wanna be a prostitute, fine... But making it seem as though poor girls have no other option than to have sex for money is plain stupid... The idea is degrading... As though women are nothing more than their bodies. What happened to working smart? Petty trade? There are many options to choose from. Becoming a prostitute is your choice, and you would deal with the consequences (including stigmatization) and have no one else to blame but yourself... Take responsibility. It's not the fault of men, or society, or the economy.

I've assisted a few friends... Don't regret it. Why would I? I wasn't expecting anything in return.

Zonefree:
Her thick legs gave her out.

What do you mean 'thick legs'? She was skinnier when she was a man.

Gorgeous woman.

More!

Another picture

Let's do this!

Nigerian men especially are anti-LBTQ...

Pass or smash?

Don't pretend, you can fool others but not yourself!

Would you ever believe she was a man?

No. Things have changed. The 12k you earned, that sustained you and your wife for a month can't be used to buy a bag or rice.

Cost of rent, transportation, food and education has skyrocketed! And it's getting worse.

Let's be realistic.

I don't think it's logical to get married unless you and your partner have a combined monthly income of 200k. If you want to have children, the amount should be between 200k - 500k.

DCmaverick:
Am 17 and she is 28 and am a year 1 student

You're a minor. Report her to your parents and the police.
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