indexZer0:
guys, i did interview in February this year, and got a success email in that same February that i passed the interview. but in the email they said they do not have a start date yet that they will contact me as soon as there is one. We are in May now and they have'nt contacted me, should i be worried ? and is there anyone in the same position as i am. The role is TSE Azure App Service.

I did my interview and assessment in April I passed. I was told there’s no start date yet too. I applied for TSE azure developer

LiasSMART:


Check our Azure Fundamentals learning path or modules on Microsoft Learn platform. Take the modules to prepare. See link below

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/paths/microsoft-azure-fundamentals-describe-cloud-concepts/

Good luck!

Thank you

I got a call from tek experts today to come for interview slated for this Saturday. The role is technical support engineer azure virtual machines

Please what materials can I practice with and also how is the technical interview going to be like

Good evening people, please how do I get to Four Points by Sheraton Lagos from cmd road magodo

CrudeSon:
You are so lucky you have someone who is clingy when most don't care

Bro a babe being clingy will bore you out

Opo no fey get shame why are you people surprised

Supremedrizzy:
Someone gave me a simple job of making an existing static site template responsive within 24 hours and I blew it. A simple task that should take few hours, it looked all good on my localhost only to test it on netlify and it turned out to be a disaster. I'm just so ashamed of myself.

I've been learning web dev since mid last year though its been a case of one month on three months off, I've been grossly inconsistent due circumstances beyond my control. I haven't even coded this year because I come back from my menial hustles with battered bones and weak muscles. You can imagine trying to code after offloading a trailer load of cement all day. I even had to use bet shops around for the gig amidst the pangs of hunger I felt while working coupled with the noisy and distracting environment I was working in which contributed to my legendary blunder.

At the age of 30 and unemployed I've always seen programming as my way out of poverty but it seems I'm not good enough. I'm painfully watching that little flicker of hope fizzle out before my tearful eyes. Which other skill can I dabble into product design?? I suck at designs reason why my frontend skills is below average... should I try backend?? I'm just confused, frustrated and down casted not knowing the next step to take while time is no longer on my side.

Life currently has no meaning and direction to me, I just seem to be flowing aimlessly with the flow. My situation is giving me sleepless nights and I now rely on drugs to sleep for even three hours a day.

I really need someone to talk to, I'm really tired of trying to work out things on my own. I'm 30, broke, lonely and depressed, single has been a constant in my life's equation cos I don't even like myself for who I am presently so I don't expect someone's daughter to like me in this my miserable state.

Someone should please show me the way, this dark tunnel is fast turning to a maze that I can't navigate on my own.

Op don't give up I'm also a frontend developer and I totally understand how you feel. Don't give up kiss persevere and keep pushing bro you'll get there. Incase you need any resource from me I'll be here

Saskay44:
So my guy who just upgraded from 8plus to 11 just showed me you can copy text from an image, lol something way i don day use for s6.

However, Apple made it better than just using Google lens. Both are not always 100% correct it depends on how clear and legible the picture is

Omo justice no dey this country called Nigeria. They are quick to throw you under the bus but once you're one of them they'll do anything to protect u.

treesun:


https://punchng.com/abba-kyari-owes-nigeria-more-than-the-usa/

All this long text just to say rubbish. All this stomach infrastructure people sef

Op you are a pedophile how can you even think of touching a 15 year old girl you deserve to be jailed and a pedophile tag hung around your neck

Lol op you're funny if anyone sells a s20 to you for that price check it well na either fufu or its stolen

Nawa for you op. You know the right thing but you're making excuses. No worry you'll learn by force

You need help. This kind talk no suppose dey on platform like this talk more lf telling someone. Next time keep your L to yourself

Brooke60:
Hi, going there this December for Vacation. Thank you! Nice video

Abeg space dey? Make I follow you

GloriousLeap889:

to start I’m a 19yo male and I normally masturbate in my computer chair watching porn or in bed but during quarantine with my family home I’ve been experimenting with new techniques and positions and rooms and recently at midnight every night for the past week I’ve gone down to the dark moon lit living room to beat it standing I’ve actually been really really enjoying it in that room and in that position and in the dark with only moonlight and faint street lights I find it to be an incredible turn on in the dark

and normally I bust it into a tissue or in to my hand to swallow it (I don’t know why but I love to swallow my own jizz�) but for some reason I orgasm really hard when I’m doing it in that big room in the dark standing and I bust it all over the floor

and then I have to clean it but it’s worth it

but anyway last night and I’m laughing typing this

I was doing my usual routine of beating it in the dark living room and I was to busy to notice that someone walked in the room behind me and I turned around to change my posture and I could barely see in the dark and I heard

“umm” as my mom exhaled

I said “ oh shit uh sorry” as I grabbed a pillow off the couch to cover myself I was expecting her to tell me to “ do that shit in your room” or something like that but no in staid she told me in a tired groggy voice

“ it’s fine just use a tissue or clean it up now I’m going to bed”

she then walked back up the stairs to bed I paused for a second and I resumed then I went to bed

now my family is atheist and my mom has always taught me and my siblings to explore are sexuality and that masturbation is normal and just do it in private and my mom is almost 50 (she’s 48 this summer)

and she is very understanding the next morning over breakfast we had a good laugh about it and that was it the part that kills me is she literally didn’t care at all that I was masturbating or that I was gonna make a mess

she told me that she thought someone was breaking in and that she was a little upset that it wasn’t a burglar and it was just me

and that kills me because of her tired state and we laughed because I didn’t recognize her at first and neither did she

now my mom is divorced and in are big two story house it’s just me her and my younger brothers and I couldn’t tell who it was at first until she spoke so you can see why I freaked a bit at first

so yah that was just a recap of what happened to me last night that is making me laugh writing this

Wth did I just read. This is really disgusting you should have taken the story to rhe grave with you but you out here. Damn get help

Zaheertyler:

What’s not natural
Because it opens your third eye?
But run sha because sometimes Ignorance is bliss

I swr Colorado isn't natural that shit is supposed to be banned. Omo the day I took it I nearly went crazy I'm never trying it again

Bunmhi:
I can see Rehabilitation center being full to the brim in the nearest future plus psychiatric hospital. Youths indeed.

Haha I'm sure you're speaking from experience

azpekuliar:




Na me

Bad guy lol

Eyinju112:
See mumu question
When your mate out there are fighting for power

You’re here comparing weed to sk and sk to weed...

You way no dey smoke what have you done??

Weed is the local one, it has a strong smell and the thc level is very low.

Sk na senior brother to weed. Hits differently too.

My guy try out Mali crack, loud or purple haze damn.

Colorado is a no no that shit is synthetic weed. It's not natural

doggedfighter:



All that you and the OP typed are at best superstitious and religious dumb fuckery.

Hahaha y u dey vex

azpekuliar:
lol... very uninformed. Is that how easy it is contract HIV? She should Google the transmission rates for HIV. Only a test can reveal if he is positive not that you will sit down in your couch and pronounce somebody HIV-positive because he had unprotected sex with you.

Abi na you be the Isaac?

Omo x10000

Before you forgive her remember the guy gave her hot doggie

There's a place in ikeja called coding center. They are expensive and very good. Very much worth the money but if you don't mind the extra work you can learn from udemy. Search for people that are python developers, communicate with them and check coding community around you.

Thats exactly the same issue I've been experiencing with airtel for over a month now its always come back next week

Ayomide11111:
If You've Done This Job Before, Pls Tell Me Your Experience Too

This my thread is just mainly for single men and guys outside there and I would like to share my experience with you guys on what I have undergone and experienced as a Security guard.

To be a security guard is not a job I can advise my enemy to opt for let alone my friend or relation. The job is a regardless one and very disgusting.

As a security guard, you are more or less a beggar in the street, should I say beggar has a little regard more than you.

When people see you, they see nothing in you. Most especially when you're trying to speak to them in English making them to know that you're educated...(laugh..) You just did it wrong, to them it means you are having mental problem.

The image impression of 98% of people on guys who do this job to hustle for their lives rather than involving in criminal practices is that they have no future; is that they cannot make it in their lives; e.t.c.

Since I've started this job when I finished my program in the polytechnic, any lady I made to know about the job I do turns me off later, some said it's a beggars' work.

And currently, I hardly have female friends not to talk of girlfriends or marriage.

Though, I didn't mean to start this job before if not condition, but now I'm planning to quit the job and find another.

Sometimes, I cried in my room, begging God to show me another way.

One of the workers in the place of work that I'm guiding once told me that his dog is better off than me. This is even the person that cannot even compose simple correct English, he said his dog is better than me.

Your experience too is allowed... Thank you.

Develop yourself bro, pick up/ learn new skills

adontcare:
God is not mocked. What a man/ woman sow, that they will reap. Ask ur mum and dad what they did wrong. There must be something evil they had done that is affecting ur 42 yr brother. The bible said, train up a child in d way that he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it. They where sparing the rod on him and now spoilt

Who be this guy?? Wetin you dy talk?? Comot for my front