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posakosa:
u don shayo! I like that, so where would you like to have your reward ?

Palm wine Joint.

posakosa:
high on drugs? which drugs ?

no, not drugs, palm wine.

REALKINGSON:
On many occasions,while sleeping in d night,i'l b havin a bad dream and immediately i opened my eyez i finds out dt i cn neither move my body nor shout until some couple of minutes.whenever i regain myself i becomes weak and lean.am sick and tired of it all.is it witch?do witches take away ones destiny?pls help m brothers and sisters

Deap Sight and Pastor AIO will be the best persons to explain that to you,
while Deap Sight will give you the emprical meaning and evidence, Pastor AIO is very capable to explain all the mysteriies behind it, mean while Becomerich can provide you with map evidence of all the witches and their various residence,
Good luck.

posakosa:
hahahaha! funny bloke. How high are you ?!

You will not understand, i am hyper high

[quote author=Aloy`Emeka link=topic=334206.msg4702009#msg4702009 date=1255119039]If he is hating because genevieve is igbo, why did he list 4 igbos out of the 5 people on his list. Can you tribalists use your sense sometimes?. It's true that Becomerich is a tribalist but his tribalistic nature did not play a part here. Because tpia is a tribalist doesn't mean that everything she says on nairaland has tribalistic undertone.

My top 5 actresses in Nigeria are:

Edith Jane Azuh
Patience ozokwor
Joke Silva
Uche Osotule
Bimbo Akintola[/quote]It has been widely suspected that you are a not an igbo person but you choose to play an insidious tribalist attack on igbos by hiding your identity under an igbo Id, I think i should suspect that too,  how did my initial reply to Becomerich hit your nerve ? it leaves room to suspect you. should i start now to call you Bigot.

omar22:
@banom


Its because of people like you the western world still think we live in trees

Yeah thats true, just like the way it is because of people like your mum that makes the white men think that africa is the highest place with HIV infection.

posakosa:
Its POSAKOSA I don't see any makosa, or mapouka here.

Sorry i am high this evening, tha's why.

Kay 17:
i ve always bein wonderin how high the tower of babel was, that God feel somewhat threatened, that He had to cast confusion amongst the builders.

This is one of the incredible stories i find in the bible

How could people have ever reasoned to build such tower as at that ancient time when there was no technology,
Today people have constructed planes and rockets and have passed that limit that the tower builders could not reach in the space, why didnt God stop them ? does it mean that God has relocated ?
Does it now mean that God now exist in the physical body and no longer the spirit that the bible said, how come he was insecured by ordinary physical building ?

Bible scholars over to you.

posakosa:
I want ALL OF MY REWARDS ON THIS EARTH. ALL OF IT.

Makosa ehm sorry Pasakosa, are you serious ?

[quote author=becomrich, link=topic=334206.msg4701832#msg4701832 date=1255115976]I live abroad, i know how they screen. apart from Patience Ozokwor , who is the best and she most act in africa role. This four may make hollywood. But  Genevieve does not have the quality for hollywood. She would be a mispick.

Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde
Stephanie Okereke
Rita Dominic
Stella Damascus

would make it to hollywood base on the way they act. they are good.[/quote]@ Becomerich,

You are a very senseless God forsaking map Psychiatric yoruba tribalistic bigot,
Simply because you saw that Genevieve is Igbo and she is been praised as excellent, you just brought in your village ranked list of top  actress in Nigeria, and included two yoruba actress, so that you can fuel  tribal sentiments as it has been a divine call passed down on you by your oduduwa ancestors ,

ikeyman00:
^^^

how come every thread that got issues with igbos intrigues your  monkey ass

while u maintain blind eyes whenever becomrich surface



we are quite aggressive?? arent ya ehh

are u really roflmao

U dey mind the fool ?

Crude Oil:
My lovely genny, OMG

Are you not insane ? how is she your love ? don't repeat that next time,


@ Chosen04,
Sweetie wats up ?

KunleOshob:
Obviously you be JJc for this business, don't you know that a parish in maitama would attract more tithes, offerings and seed sowing than one in a local area were palmwine is used I would have thought you would be more experienced than that.

Uncle Kunle,
Thanks for your prosperity advice, but you should understand that Maitama will not yield much, because our ministry is
Saint Bottles Assembly, we specialize in drinking, and i love palm wine than foreign wine, if i serve in maitama, people will kill me with foreign wine.

Witi:
Yes of course there must be a chapel not far away from you fortunately for you this is weekend Period of serious worship so just pick up and your drinking shoes and find your bEEring to the next joint and congratulation in advance to the newly ordained Arch-deacon Banom of Saint Bottles and Calabash Cathedral, Maitama, Abuja.

Greetings the holy Daddy G.O of Saint Bottles Assembly, palm wine parish.
With all humility, i hereby accept my appointment from your holiness,  and i promise to do well as well long as there is enough beer for me,

But if i may request, i would like to be posted to a different parish other than maitama parish, i am only saying it because i intend to specialize in palm wine ministry and to find a church here will be difficult because  many people here prefer the English wine anointing than the palm wine anointing.

McDoe:
This lady is a true replica of intelligence and humility. Baby Ride On!

Why did you have to call her baby ? is she your baby ? mind yourself.

Witi:
I insist that as a pastor in the most populated church in Saint Bottles where we don't extort members, where we don't sin because if you are drunk, definitely you will sleep when you sleep you don't sin. I should be named among the the Top 100. Pastor Witi Senior pastor Saint Bottles Cathedral, Nigeria.

Please can i apply for ministorial work,

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=334117.msg4689926#msg4689926 date=1254980583]This is a big LIE. The most you can see on any tract is a two paragraph message on how jesus was supposedly killed for your sins, and a short "repentance prayer". Then an address and probably bank account of the church followed by a list of books to purchase and feed your spirit man.

Don't lie, i've been there before. So answer the question; why are the books not free for the majority who are poor?[/quote]Tudor are you into comedy ? this is too funny.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Banom dear i try to be active there but i dont find it interesting after i keep experiencing one failure to another in just 1 click . maybe the fault is not from my saver. . . [/size]

that was too bad, try downloading opera as suggested on the welcome page.

@ Ogaga4luv
I was having a chart with you a @ www.naijahotsingles.com, can we continue the chart there ?

[quote author=Aloy`Emeka link=topic=334117.msg4688634#msg4688634 date=1254953172]Nobody is pimping you. These men of God are here to help you claim what God has in stock for you.[/quote]na today ?

CHAIRMAN1:
ANOTHER THING BANOM,
WE R NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW WEALTHY OR HOW MUCH WEALTH IS BEING CONTROLLED.

WE R TALKING ABOUT RELEVANCE.

I BELIEVE THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS PASTOR ADEBOYE, HIS IMPACT HAS ALSO BEEN FELT AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW RELEVANT ARE THE WEALTHY CLERICS IN MENTION TO THE PROGRESS OF OUR WORLD TODAY?

MR MAN BE OBJECTIVE IN YOUR CRITICISM, I'M EVEN SURE U R A LADY PRETENDING TO BE A MALE, YOUR POSTS LOOK QUITE FEMININE.

honestly you amuse me, so you now tell people by the tone of their written words ? what a genius ?

Meanwhile what particular impact has Adeboye made on the lives of people ? using poor peoples money to buy private jet during the time of dire economic crisis ? you must be silly to have said a thing like that,

Lastly ,please correct your vulgar typo capitalization, it pisses me off from reading your post.

If i am a mod, this forum would have been a lot more better, trust my managerial know how.

whiteroses:
^^  lol dont be so upset you just angry some of us are sensible enough not to slag people off like you do, why will i be wasting my time slagging pastors off when i have many more things to do unlike you and some other retards saying bad things about man of God.
to y'all adeboye haters dont bother quote me again i aint gonna reply you, i'll be damned to scoop so low to start arguing with any of you

I should have known on time that you are a hopeless fool.

dgreatrock:
Why not
He is f***K confused!

I am just waking up from sleep where i saw you got banned in a dream.

r231:
^^^^^N50 ok for u

My god is a consuming fire, take note

@ CHAIRMAN1,
So in your imagination, you think all Nigerians are afraid of publicizing an article against a person like Adeboye ?  who is Adeboye ? he is only a street hustler, a con man ,decieving and exploiting fools in the name of God with tricks and knowedges he learned from[b] The 48 laws of power[/b], Law 27 to be precise , he is only a beginner to wealth and riches, some people have made ( 25 years back) far higher than Adeboye has made from his holy con, so if you think he is a heavy weight n Nigeria, you got to think twice , he is in my eye, a poor man, some Nigeian Islamic leaders control times 50 in wealth more than what Adeboye controls,

@ whiteroses,

Honestly you need urgent Psychiatric assistance.

dgreatrock:
Blah! Blah!! Blah!!!

You are one of them, jor!

Are laughing at my Hon mod like that ?

Deep Sight:
Noetic100, please come over here and defend your God, he is being taken to pieces by Abuzola with quotes from the Bible.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-330432.0.html

Noetic100 ? hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaha, Honestly an Atheist is far better than a hypocrites.

Pastor AIO:
all this xtian versus moslem nonsense is getting very tiring now.  

If it keeps up like this I'll probably just pack my bags and go to another nija forum.

It's tedious and boring and i do not believe that there are people that live such a pointless existence that all they have to contribute to  a forum on religious discussions is a moslem/christian antagonism that is not even conducted rationally.

Maybe the atheists are right after all.  Religion does corrode the brain.  At least the type of religion that Nairalanders practice.

Haahahaha,
May be you should try this forum and social network www.naijahotsingles.com , the golden rule in the forum is if you must insult somebody, go to insult board and spit all you can there. that is insult official permmited.