₦airaland Forum

next we will have is Noetic16,

What a hypocrite, even as a non believer, i have never got banned, see who is preaching love your neighbor as your self.

uplawal:
@tpia, am already liasing with the reverene fathers about his case sha, ,whether by fire by force we go rock paradise together,paradise without david is nothing cos am afraid they are gonna cheat him,72/2=36,imagine, and i dnt want him to be left with 36 instead of 72

So na so u dey fear that irritant called tilapia ?

Today's Front page,

1, Genevieve Listed As World Famous By Oprah

2, Rita Dominc face of Nokia Africa

Thank God I am Igbo,

Igbos are realy the only chosen children of God, the jews, the children of Abraham,

Chukwu gozie unu , umunwa nnem.

Abuzola:
Quran 004.157 That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of God";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-

004.158 Nay, God raised him up unto Himself; and God is Exalted in Power, Wise;-

004.159 And there is none of the People of the Book but must believe in him before his death; and on the Day of Judgment he will be a witness against them;-

@ Mallam,
No wonder America is after Osama Bin Laden,

noetic15:
when did u become manmustwac's attorney?

Ntooooooooo, that is how they will be banning you every day, hypocrites, no wonder your name is among those going to hell, God would have goten tired of banning you every day in heaven. bad piking

@ Abuzola

Today should be the last time you will come and bore my thread with this your Allah rubish, what kind of silly write up is that nonsense above?

uplawal:
@Banom,you mean shes in purgatory now?pls for heavens sake lets save money to arrange MASS for the dead for her o(novena),so that we can all rock heaven together,lol

Purga what ? she was rejected in purgatory even before been taking to the devil,
Up baby why not we arrange so she can go with you to your house in paradise, two of you will live forever ok ? please be your sisters keeper.

uplawal:
@banon,its not sure you are going to Heaven cos you av a scores to settle with tpia

With who ?, tpia's name was innitialy listed to go to hell, but when the list was taken to Devil, devil shouted blood of Jesus christ, and said that hell can not accomodate the both of them.

She is stranded as i talk to you now, Not going to heaven, not going to hell, and no harmony on earth.

KunleOshob:
@Tudor
I would also like to see you when you come to Nigeria, I might just be able to bring you to the knowledge of truth of the true gospel of christ over a couple of beers and some lovely pepper soup to go down with it, I am based in Lagos as well.

@ K man,
wats up, So Beers and pepper soup is now the new bible in this your newly bear ministry, I am right away applying to be the church chief custodian, and i accpet my offer of appointment even before your Holiness approves my application,

Please the church is for Three chosen men only, KunleOshob, Tudor and custodian banom, No more new members please ,
Evangelism and registrations closed.

@ chosen04

Baby wats up, I am too sure you are the next Igbo girl to create history,

manmustwac:
@banon
how do u know that am even going to hell? I thought that i was only going to my grave

Hon Mod, No be me make up the list ooo, na one angel write am give me make i post for nairaland,

meanwhile, two more feets under your grave is hell.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Hey. . .Brother , Welcome to Hell. tonite we shall flirt with all the sexy ladies inside the hot fire and scream loud to the music. DJ OGAGA is on the hint. Get ready iyke01  for the new demension in FUN Livin'. . . . .  [/size]

Ogaga Nawaoo, uno dey fear oooooooooooooo,

Carry CHI BABY, you go enjoy her well well

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625803#msg4625803 date=1254139453]As soon as I'm certain as to my visit i'll let you know but october is too near.

Banom e lyk say you don get everything for your igbeyawo planned. . .i hope you've notified ogaga.Which sin?
Was jesus not a drunkard?
Infact his first miracle was to turn water into wine. Go figure.

Hope there'll be wine at that your wedding or I no go show. . .[/quote]which one be igbeyawo planned ?

Ogaga is already notified

Na only mineral we go drink there, uno say nairlanders dey vex , de fit drink finish begin dey scata things there, besides my wife na born again, she no go allow achohol,

@ Tudor,

If you can't make it before october ending, then we can see by December, i will be back before christmass.

Krayola:
haha. Wetin u wan dey do for heaven sef?

Enjoyment brekete for there, i hope you remeber that you are going to hell.

AfroCynic:
Laughter wan kill me die o . Are you trying to say that there are no contract killers in Anambra? I doubt this is true, m[b]aybe the politicians in the state are not interested in taking a fellow human's life for the sake of power?[/b]

Normaly an average Anambrarian believe more in using money and connections to have his way that brutes and weopons, we believe that Ego ji olu,
may be you have not noticed that an average Anambrarian is deeply religious and emotioanal.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625611#msg4625611 date=1254137964]No qualms Deepsight. . . I never say no to a drink. [/quote]Why, is drinking alchohol not a sin ?

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625513#msg4625513 date=1254137017]Soon my man. My cousin is getting married to one guy like that and my family dey yarn say I must be there.[/quote]Ok, when you will be coming, you let me know on time, i will be going to America by october and am not sure yet when i will be back, but if i am still in Nigeria when you are around then you come over to Abuja, so we can see,


[quote author=Tudór link=topic=329644.msg4625513#msg4625513 date=1254137017]Banom who's this sexylemon you're going to heaven with?
Does she post here or what coz I don't think i've come across the i.d?
Every girl on NL adds "sexy" as prefix or suffix these days so its hard to tell who's who.[/quote]Dat one ? no put eye there, the girl na my internet wife, just go through page three of this thread you will see her reply, then click and see her profile, i go  marry her for internet and we will go to heaven . you and Moderator manmustwac are special guest to our wedding. manmustwac will still be the moderator on our weding day, while Ogaga4luv will be the priest.

Abuzola will be my best man, A.K.O will not be allowed to attend becuse he attempted collecting the girl from me,  many high diginitries will be there including Mr.Crackles and Satan.

Ogag4luv will lay hand on all attendants on that day and annoint every one.

OLAADEGBU

I hope you saw the list, your name dey for pending.

Manmustwac and Tudor

You guys have made a great mistake, were you expecting worshipers to vote yes, just wait an see the out come.

Tudor,
when are you coming to Nigeria.

@ Poster ,

Is that Obituary ?

manmustwac:
@Hey Tudor
do me a favour. Pls conduct a poll!

Polls for what ?

manmustwac:
So where is this list of nairaland members going to the imaginary hell? Give me the link.

See am, more names are coming,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-329452.0.html

@ poster,

what will they gain from poor souls, except in numbers.

biggjoe:
How dangerous is Anambra politics. Tell me, have you heard about anybody being mudered in Anambra for aspiring for a political office.

Anambra politics is not that bad. Anambra Politicians fight dirty sometimes but not dirty enough to kill. Unlike what we have in any other part of the country.

Yes The Yorubas killed funsho Williams because he wanted to become governor of lagos state.

In the our state, we have never heard anything like that and will never hear it. we have value for human life.

I love my people.

manmustwac:
HA HA HA You must be talking about the imaginary hell!

Whcih ever, even Seun and my man Tudor names dey there, me and Sexyleamon dey go heaven where we go tanda forever.

@ Poster,

Person wey don chop him share, why him no go like the way things are being run ?

sexyLeamon:
@poster so u are God now to decide people fate? nonsense.

Baby why dey vex na, u no say my name na first for the list to heaven and i will be required to bring one female along, and you no say na you i go carry go, no worry , u hear ? Na me and you go tanda for heaven till enternity,

HURRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, i CAN NOW CELEBRATE THE INDEPENDENCE , WE ARE LIBRATED FROM THE HANDS OF WORSHIPERS, WHO GOT ENVY THAT I WAS GOING AFTER ONE OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL SISTERS SEXYLEAMON AND BANNED ME

Now i can now go after any christian or muslim girl, Seun you are now my man, Manmustwac you did great by applying, how did you manage to beat other applicant who prayed that they should be chosen ? You must be great,

of course as the game is played by the christian and muslim moderators, you must give we the atheist some leverage here ok ?

Next is atheist Board,

Manmustwac, did you see the list of nairaland memebers that will be going to hell ? your name was there. Congrats.