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Cerebellum:
Chai!


You have been in the fulish simp world but I now welcome you to the world of sane men


Go back and be ready for 2378 stroke of koboko and unlimited pasan

Really fulish simp world bro. The day I planned to have sex, she refused......that was after we had kissed and smooched. When it was time for the real deal, she refused and as a gentle man, I stopped. It still didn't stop me from the food stuffs and money

I don't know the word to use but I'll just explain. If I go to visit her, she doesn't offer me anything. If she comes to visit me, I give her food and trans fare. Her place is not far from mine. #200 to and fro. I often give her btw 1 to 2k for trans only, anytime she visits. No sex involved. The day I gave her #500 to manage for trans, she became very angry and sad. A girl I buy food stuffs for steady and give money for other things. She didn't visit again for about a month. When she finally made up her mind to come, I had lost interest, so I told her I wasn't around. Gradually, I discharged her

If it's real diamond, go to Yaba. Those abokis buy them. They have a device they use in testing.

If only they attacked Boko Haram and Fulani Herdsmen this way........

Ogbeniomo:
Hmmmm, Amaka nweke? from which state bro?

From Awka, Anambra State

I'll blame you for leaving FRSC and going back to the same army that court marshalled/dismissed you.
But no need crying over spilled milk. Let bygone be bygone.

Pick up the pieces of your life. Do any job you can lay your hands on. Find a woman that can manage with you. Love again. Be happy bro. Life's short. You won't live forever. Even the richest man will leave the world without his wealth. Your situation is not the worse. I am also 40 without anything or family, but I am a happy man, and I am striving to have something and a family.

Forget the lady that left you. She doesn't love you. When your child grows, he/she will look for you.

Dont have regrets. Forget your past and move on. Life goes on.

Be strong brother. God loves you

AuntLaVIV:
That's a security measure. More picture of road blockage from police headquarters Awka

This babe looks so much like my ex fiancee Amaka Nweke

Lovely

He won't give blood again......so I heard. They say needle tattoo contaminates blood.
Sticker is better

We have in quantum if you need

bangalee1:
If you buy corn or Boli for zone 3 na person CV dem go use wrap am.
They way they dispose cv from FCC en.
God dey

This is to show you the low thinking faculty of those in high positions in govt offices.
They are not even security cautious.
How can you expose people's information to the public, just because they are seeking for job?

Why not use paper shredders? Or even burn them if the MDA is too broke to buy one!

Mr Yinka Odumakin is dead.

He was a fantastic political analyst. Always against bad governance. He attacked buhari's government verbally for bad governance and hardship they brought on Nigerians

Rest in peace yinka odumakin

Resurrection212:
This is not an achievement except for his family only.

It is an achievement to Nigeria.

Any Nigerian abroad doing well in his/her legit field is an achievement to the nation. It gives the country a good name.

bukhety:
Only the dead gives up.

Some don't. They reincarnate and continue life in another state or country

I graduated in 2006. Finished NYSC in 2008. We all have our story

Aliyumichika:
As for me if i'm opportune, I will give it out free.

Easier said than done.

90% of Nigerians are greedy and selfish

emeritus007:
These jobs are not anybody's father's property. I know a certain woman who did all she could for me to get nnpc job. I'm not related to her in anyway.it didn't work out but I know she did for me what she would have done for her own son.
The Genesis of selling job na greed.

1 in 1000 Nigerians

emeritus007:
No connection or na connection?
Congratulations

As a typical Nigerian, if you have the opportunity of giving people jobs in a federal government ministry, department or agency, would you give it out free to all or would you rather make millions from it?

From your write-up, you already know the option your heart wants, but I guess you just want to seal it more with people's opinion.

My Advice: If you have the power for the stress and you want to be "submissive" to your husband, and you want to uplift your family financially, then take up the 350k job.

Forget about not seeing your kids till Sunday. Seeing your kids on Sunday and playing with them and all, will make up for the other days. Some don't even get to see their kids in weeks and months. The good thing is; you're not breastfeeding.

Yungmil:
Bro I had tears coming out of my ears while reading these, am not the very guy u are advising but I must tell u the truth u are not talking to this guy alone but to so many people out there who are reading this. I don't know you but may God bless u and grant u ur heart desires for doing this. thank you

Amen
It was from a personal experience. I am glad I could touch hearts with the write-up from my experience. God bless you too immensely and Grant you your heart desires, and also to those that are jobless here.

I will like to stress here that doing menial jobs should not stop you from applying for graduate jobs. The idea is for you not to be stagnant and redundant, feeling sorry for yourself.

Reussite:
Onauchu scores again

Paul Onuachu, not onauchu

Jude Nnam is a name to be reckoned with in terms of classical music. He's a good composer and a good teacher.

For those of you commenting that he wants to cash out, you really do not know how painful it is to steal an intellectual property. And then Jude Nnam is also a wealthy man. He's not a goal digger. He's fighting for his right.

They did almost same thing to Harrison before they later settled.

If you want to use someone's intellectual property, agree with them first! That's respect and Courtesy.

daben1:
You people are still here, I've already given up, let the will of God be done, let God do whatever he wishes with me... I started this thread when it was on page 90, now it's 800+ And things are even getting worse with me.. If someone told me I'll give up one day, I'll say it's a lie..

Are you giving up on fed govt job search or on the betterment of your life? If it's the former, then it's fair. If it's the latter, then you're being unreasonable and unfair to yourself and your parents and family.

Let's view it from the former; you already know that there are no free fed govt jobs. No fair recruitment. Nearly all the people working in MDA's got it through job buying or 5G connection. You're not the only one without connection. You can choose to hustle, save up and buy your own job too.

For the latter; daben, you want to give up bcoz you don't have a white collar job, a house, a car, or maybe a wife etc! You can actually be happy with your life without some of these things. First, erase your mind from the fact that you're a graduate. This is really deceiving a whole lot of us. Hide your certificates and go out and do dirty jobs. Go lekki/Ajah, enter building sites and become a labourer there. Pick up a driving job. Pick up janitor's job, etc! Your goal should be to save up and buy your fed govt dream job. Talk to family members, extended family, church people, friends, etc, to help you make up the money when you've saved up to a reasonable amount.

In getting married, forget classy Lagos babes. Go to your village and get a local girl who can read or write. Some of these village girls are graduates too. Pay dowry and do some other traditions and take your wife home. You don't need crowd. Just your family members. You can do white wedding when money come. You can even do white without involving much people. My inlaw(younger brother to my brother's wife) did his white wedding reception at KFC eating section. They were not more than 10. Just rice, chicken and soft drinks.

And then also, once a while, go hang out. Give yourself a good treat. Drink beer, chop shawama, chop pizza. Be happy with life. God gave it freely. Forget about the riches of this world and make yourself happy in your little way. I am not a motivational speaker. I just dey feel your pain as a guy like me.

Proverbs 4:23
Guard your heart with all diligence, from it flows the issues of life

∆∆∆∆∆∆ So na your friend buy the NSITF job wey I suffer for

In anything you do or want to do in this country, remove church mind, remove holiness and do it. Go back later and beg God for forgiveness.
CAN president sef dey involve for job slot. MURIC dey involve.

You have learnt your lessons.

I really feel sorry for some of the jobless ladies and guys here. I really feel your pain and frustration cos I'm also in the same condition.

For the ladies, try settling down with a guy. Reduce the qualities you seek in a man. If you see a promising man that likes you, use your power and feminine prowess to lure him into marriage and start having kids. Any how any how, una go survive.
If you sit down doing nothing and feeling sorry for yourself, nothing will happen.

Babena, I think you should give the Canada idea, another thought. It is a fantastic opportunity. Nothing dey this country again.

For the jobless guys, there are menial jobs out there; cleaning, building site labour, factory work, serving, driving, etc. Drop your certificate at home, infact erase your mind from the fact that you have a certificate, and go take up these menial jobs. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Nobody will help you except you. This country is finished. Nobody cares. Nobody send anybody.

For the guy asking about merit in MDA recruitment. There's nothing like merit in this country again. It's been happening for years. In 2011, I passed nnpc test and did 2 different interviews of which I was successful. I never got the job. My name was shortchanged. In the same 2011, I did NSITF test, I passed and did 2 interviews. They sent our names of FCC. I went to FCC and saw my name. When they finally sent the names to NSITF, I went and my name was not there anymore. They shortchanged my name, and not just me but a lot of us without connection. So there's nothing like merit in this country. This country is finished!

If you have millions to buy job slot and you know the link is legit, please buy.

Nwanyiogwashi, how Easter and Muslim odun go be now?

For those working, try to help the jobless here. Giving will help you get more blessings. Don't be a motivational speaker. Just choose one or 2 jobless people here and give small something. Next month, choose another. Nothing will be too small or too big!

maurizjavah:
Dstv is not showing it? where can i watch this game.

Star times

#350 per day view

vivaciousvivi:
Hello, may I enquire the reason for this request? A funding issue or inability to have someone on the inside who can easily process it for you?

Funding issue and I don't have someone on the inside, that can easily process it for me. I'll have to go through the normal process

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vivaciousvivi:
Still hiring.
Please send in your CVs

Good morning Ma,

Can you help a good driver with years of experience and a good knowledge of Lagos roads/routes renew his expired driver's license? Then deduct from salary

Pregnant rat

∆∆∆∆∆∆ Thank you so much brother. This is really insightful.

I wasn't able to go again. ABC said their border is closed for now, so they've not resumed operations there.