₦airaland Forum

Love Machine:
Na lack of job dey make most Nigerians to join the army.

Not lack of job, different people different interest. If we all stay indoor who will protect d country. Most guys we have in my area here r useless all they do is call up themselves on d phone n start fighting bottles n cutlasses. A group of almost 100 claiming cultist how is that developing d country. Now we don't sleep at night we need to be vigilant till day break or else they will break d burglary n visit u with cutlass here r human like u sacrificing themselves to promote the country. Soldiers r doing great.

U will say u want us to help u. No problem. I will choose only two of them. The one wey no dey demand n d 1 wey get nice shape. Slaughter the one wey they economical for Xmas n Slaughter d remaining for new year. When u contact kini, Thank me later lol

U will say u want us to help u. No problem. I will choose only two of them. The one wey no dey demand n d 1 wey get nice shape. Slaughter the one wey they economical for Xmas n Slaughter d remaining for new year. Thank me later lol

Research Methodology for school project.

AjayiWrites2:
Lagos pastor, Rev Ben Eragbai, hit the streets, with his Range Rover to preach, he pastors a church called Divine Appointment Ministry in Lagos, according to him, I am not ashamed of the gospel of the kingdom.. Below are some of his pictures..

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/12/lagos-pastor-rev-ben-eragbai-hit.html

Good he is doing the work of God. He would have made it simpler by living the range Rover at home and join whatever the congregation takes.

Talk2Bella:
We are all gold diggers

Bella Point of correction you are not all goal diggers those who r gold diggers do not know they r. What you have just done that other ladies might not appreciate is like cautioning your own family to avoid injury instead of supporting your family and later all being hospitalize so u have played your part well God bless u. If they like let them hear if they like let them reason it. I reason a post like this I don't tackle it as we learn everyday. There r many ways guys n girls waste their precious time. U fall in love with a guy because he is rich or very handsome with 6 packs then u r wasting your time. Let me share my experiences. I woo a girl told her real tins about me n she stopped showing interest n I left her when I found out she lies n not straight. In my mind I felt I will try telling to her n see if she wud be interested in me. So I told her I live in one of my father house in VGC, my car was seriously bashed yesterday. This girl started loving me she waste her credit to call me that she can't sleep n that she needs me. U see mumu love? My cousin was in my house with r friend younger to her. So she gave her money to get food for both of them which wud cost N250 so asked not to use her money as I dropped 500. When she returned after eating d food my cousin ask her for d balance she has pocked it n ask her how much food she bought. She said 300 n my cousin made sure she collect 250 from her n told her to say thank u as she return by balance. I heard her telling her u don't pocket people's balance. I met a girl on fb she told me a guy broke her heart n was asking me what do I want her to do for me. I said nothing. This lady insisted buying me a car n na officer. Tell me does giving me a car makes me love her? She got annoyed as she called my line saying she isn't forcing me to love her that's was d third day of adding her. I was now wondering if that was how she met a guy who broke her heart. Lastly, I dated a girl for 1 years whenever touch her she leaves but I was enduring so tht she wudnt feel m after sex. I don't let her demand before I give her what I think she needs. I later study her has someone who would be easily enticed by rich guy. So I called one of my rich friend n told him I have a girlfriend I want u to try n I don't care how it will end. So I sent her number to my friend. Later that day my friend came. My gf was calling him as he was showing me their chat. I collect my friend's phone I n replied her to meet me in a hotel n I told my friend to bang her over night n it came to pass that same day. As I call her that night she told me that she was home my friend later call me with her number talking to me as if he was talking to someone else na he told me when I finish the work should I continue or drop it for u n deleted d number after call. I dey swear for ram Lol. A Gold digger is not a good partner they r to be tested n dump till u find a reasonable person who is futuristic, help u change your style of living n is business wise someone u can invest on.

angelTI:
First of all, I don't believe they are SARS officials. They are thieves disguised as such.

Secondly, who is Mordecai? Everybody is an artist in Nigeria

U don't need to no her. Those artiste u no knows that there r some underground artiste better than them. What they had was an opportunity. I also performed in Unilag d day Wande Coal met Don Jazzy, I had face on one of d song I recorded in 2009 but there is more to being good. So let's leave that n face d mata wey dey ground which is SARS. Government officials can use their position to steal money n ready to arrange small case for u if u misbehave.

IYANGBALI:
na dat your 3 month old baby preek you go take fok?

YES if your pussy na 3 month old baby.

kayo80:
Do something that would take up your time and energy. You see, sexual urge is a form of energy, and energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but it is transformed from one form to another. So, do something that will transform/transmute that sexual energy. I have listed some options below, which you can choose from.


#Exercise
You can do press-ups...maybe like 50 press-ups. It will zap that sexual urge fast. And it would also help you stay healthy and get a great body.

#Take a Stroll
When you do this, your mind wonders on many things, and this helps reduce the sexual urge energy.

#Develop a Hobby You are Passionate About
Engaging in activities you are passionate about also helps. It could be playing scrabble, playing video games, watching horror movies, watching football, etc.

#Clean the House
Clean the house, wash your clothes, sweep the compound, cut grass, etc.


I believe all these will greatly help you, as they helped me. Also, make sure you don't expose yourself to any form of pornography during this period...whether it's text, photo, or video. So, if you see a topic on Nairaland Front Page that reads- 'Cossy Exposes Boobs at Movie Awards,' RUN!!!

Thanks Boss God bless u

IYANGBALI:
Preek Just dey hungry me bad bad. I am tired of cucumber and they now too expenses

Oya halla me make we hook up na

manando1:
man this is true , abstaining is achieveable i am on my 6th month without sex and it feels awesome i m even thinking of throughing a part for myself i've ran away from severally girls who wanted to give it to me and ruin my aim , i m telling you this thing ain't easy but it helps

Please how did u achieve that I wish to do dsame

kayo80:
http://outoftheordinary101..com.ng/2016/07/7-advantages-of-abstinence-for-men.html#more

This is the best write up so far have ever come across on Nairaland. I am going to write everything down in my diary. I tell u na wetin we guys dey do be that and if one can follow your advice all u listed above wud work positively. But u need to help me warn all this girls that use to toast me on Nairaland lol na play o dem go quote me tire. Pls what can someone do when u r having sexual hurge n u want to have abstinence from sex or what can one do to avoid sexual hurge from some month. Thanks prof cause I would love to be follow d guides in this write up.

kayo80:
http://outoftheordinary101..com.ng/2016/07/7-advantages-of-abstinence-for-men.html#more

This is the best write up so far have ever come across on Nairaland. I am going to write everything down in my diary. I tell u na wetin we guys dey do be that and if one can follow your advice all u listed above wud work positively. But u need to help me warn all this girls that use to toast me on Nairaland lol na play o dem go quote me tire. Pls what can someone do when u r having sexual hurge n u want to have abstinence from sex or what can one do to avoid sexual hurge from some month. Thanks prof cause I would love to be follow d guides in this write up.

Training people computer programmes will be cool for me. I take free classes sometimes whenever I visit some computer schls have worked before or some schls own by friends but m loosing interest from helping friends because of the way student start begging for my number n trying to locate me by force n trying to bribe me for personal which I don't really like cos to me it looks like stealing customers n wouldn't like to do that.

Moboj:
It was great

If u r on whatsapp u can add me so we can always say hi sometimes n chat when free. 08135044474 good morning n how was your night

VickyRotex:
lol. It was good. Thanks!

If u r on whatsapp u can add me so we can always say hi sometimes n chat when free. 08135044474 good morning n how was your night vicky

VickyRotex:
lol. Balcony kor, Storey building ni!

Lol, well I prefer if all d storey building all have balcony or varanda lol. How was your day

Moboj:
If they have balcony you you have veranda

Am sure u have a good varanda lol how was your day.

She is so beautiful thank God for her life. Some people never encounter something heavy like this before committing suicide. This lady is skillful n God has blessed her with someone who loves her. May her joy never cease.

Kenshinmunac:
*sigh* searching and searching for a girlfriend, all to no avail. Young cool fine guy, but very lonely, no girlfriend. I don't think at this point with all this rejection that I will ever get married in life.

I have searching for a gf, met some girls who turned out to be nasty gold diggers, I didn't wanna waste my time on them cause I'm not a flirt, I'm not looking for a short term relationship so having "fun" with all these girls seemed like a waste of time to me as Sex is not my problem, love is.

So I met this girl few days back, we got talking, I fell for her instantly, she looked calm and very honest, she is not all these girls who do kk in chat, she is caring and very simple, hard to come by., we flowed really well chatting and I was very happy I found someone as I quickly asked her out and she said "let's see how it goes"

I said okay, so today being Sunday, normal chilling day, I called her, very eager to see her beautiful face once more, we got talking and she said I should come to her side.

So I said okay by six,

Six reach I entered road straight to her side, 30 mins drive, when I got close I dialled her number twice she didn't pick I thought maybe she was taking her bath or something was patient and kept on going, so when I got there by 7pm, I called and called but she didn't pick up the call and she was expecting me o!

Na so I begin call her, Even send whatsapp message and direct message all to no avail. I got so maddddd and pissed off, I almost cried because I don't know why I'm being treated like this by ladies. Head to toe I complete, face I fine, fashion sense Is great, but yet, my handsomeness and the growing cash I get can't even get me the slightest fly talk less about a lady

*sigh*

By 5 mins past 8 she called me, by then I was already going home, and she began to plead, this where error words.

"please I'm sorry, my elder brother took my phone to share WiFi, I didn't know he would go far"

I asked "didn't you tell him you were expecting someone"?"

She replied" i did na but he did not listen, I can't just come and stand on the road and be waiting for you, please don't be angry"

In my heart I said Chai! What kind of excuse is this?? This girl just told me indirectly that I'm not important.

So painful.

I see guys with their girl very happy preparing for Christmas, me i have none. All I do is admire beautiful couples and wish It could be......

Unfortunately the sad reality greets me in my face.

I begin to lose my self confidence gradually because of rejection.

Smh, all I feel right now is self pity, all I can do is lament.

I don't know if I just dislike women right now self.

My brother I see nothing in everything that happened. She explained herself n their might be other unfavourable reason cos d day u visited her might not be convenient for her or some funny things that will not favour u came up. I sense u seriously need someone. If u do u need to calm down n down expect everything to be perfect from day one. If u r not careful u will be jumping from one babe to the other. What happened to u through that babe cud also happen to u through u. All u need is understanding. Don't make dis small thing dat happened make u feel that she is bad. Let me tell u my own story my babe visited me where I work with her male childhood friend saying she was missing me while I was seated she started showing her friend my work environment. I later stop up to check activities in other department when I saw my babe kissing dis guy roughly. immediately d guy jump d stair case. I acted as if I didn't see them when my babe called me n ask me if I saw anything she chop slap sha o but I later apologize n promise not to slap her or touch till I die which I followed for years. She was a virgin but u will always catch her sometimes doing rubbish with another guy. We lasted for 3years. I left her with her virginity she begged n told me to disvirgin her so that she can stop all d trush n I told her to go to hell with that. Y? She was dating someone they both work in dsame place that happen to be my classmate n we r also friends. So my broda between your case n mine which 1 wors? So learn to forgive

Godprotectigbos:
that minister of foreign affairs is dam tall

It shows u like tall guys nyc 1

I like every woman who has a balcony for babies to stay not having a balcony doesn't mean your baby will not stay behind u n be well train. I respect every woman

M short of words but Govt shud prepare anoda place for dem

It is only 1 tin I see in dis post. If u take carrier more important than your spouse they will cheat.

Carrissa:

Dis is ma whatsapp number (08135044474) u can say hi on your free time.

luscioustrish:
I agree with all except number 5...

I agree with u too. When there is trust their wud be no need for jealousy n wen there is no jealousy no love.

Carrissa:
Thank God am an independent lady.

Are u serious? Well I like that if u don't mind we can b friends or what do u think.

This is cool. D car is a new model as it looks different and unique. Such a creative human. I wish u get support so that he can produce different brands for Nigeria use and exporting which will lead to development n creation of more job opportunities. Good job all d best.

ever811:
I wonder oooo...

Pls if u can send me dat pix of even God ask for 10% I will appreciate thanks. 08135044474

ajokeade920:
hmmmm What do Men really want in a Woman sef? Having a woman as a wife does not even satisfy their selfish ego!

Babe men do not want much
Natural Good character is d only thing every woman needs. With good character men who will misbehave will but it shows u r not meant for them. Just dsame way u will notice your friend's boyfriend is good but your friend is d issue. I was with friends yesterday all our discussion was all about girl we had with good habit n pray never to loose while those who demand any how n always afraid to drop their phone for a second needs replacement. Good habit is d key. I n 3 of my friends were disturbing a girl over dating because of her good character. She likes me more but never say yes because of all my friends n we r still friends though. There was a day she visited me n she called my 3 friends to come over. They all came we were having fun she later said all of us r not men enough as my friends locked d door to prove that to her which I no was a joke cos we don't dat, she said they r learners cos they don't even no how to rape n we laugh it off. So good habit n maturity will help. Some ladies behave far mature than their lovers