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agbonkamen:
when a man talks too much you might loose respect from your babe or wife e.g i like men of few words if a guy takes me out on a date and he talks too much he will never see me again its a big turn off. couples who quarrel everyday out of 100% 85% are caused by men who talks too much they dwell on issues that comes their way everytime they brag alot. so pls work on yoursef

Nice 1, thanks I will take caution. Don't talk much before but it all came up when I started teaching but will adjust. If u have any advise wunt mind. U fit hit me on wassap 08135044474. Thanks

Oooops:
Guys what is happening I picked up my nieces textbook and what I saw used as the cover amazed me. I mean a girl in primary school, between 7-9 years old. Where all written different condoms and how to wear them, both for female and male.
I had to use a paper to seal those places.

kindly always go through what your young chaps are reading and having access to. Things are getting crazy...

Hum what people are given birth to now r not called children they r elders. Wud u be surprise if u find out that they purpose buy those book because of what they saw in d book. I was in d bus yesterday with 3 secondary sch student with Uniform. I heard them saying a girl in their class got pregnant which they have known for long but waiting for her stomach to come out. They also said d girl has been approaching male classmate to have sex with her so that she wud push d pregnancy to them.
I acted as if I didn't understand their language. 3 of those girl admitted the fact that they love sex but wudnt do it without condom. They were very open n I was like what is dis world turning to. When we got down from d bus I was just looking at 3 of them.

fijiano202:
For those that have dis-virgined,is there a way to glue it back

U won glue your man hood? Why?. Ok no problem sha a friend in need is a friend indeed. Put superglue liquid inside your man hood pipe n u your hand to hold it to together for 5minite. Thank me later

First time wey I go see Igbo man wey get sense.

Nice one pretty Damsel

agbonkamen:
Number 1 is a big NO for me

Please why number one no for u? Just wanna know cos I talk a lot n trying to reduce it.

FlyoruB:
What sort of rubbish and nonsense is this. Donald Trump fall my hand. I was expecting an IPOB rep appointment for all their support. Yoruba people reaping where they didn't sow. Nah. Donald Trump, you really really fvck up, mehn.

Call him number tell am. U think say d guy no d meaning of IPOD or AFANJAS. What u need to learn is to support your people when they r making it in life without biasness. Am a yoruba guy. Have interview a Igbo guy n Yoruba before. During d interview d Yoruba n d igbo guy did not qualify for d interview but I ask them to choose cos 1 must be better. Looking d whole tin d Igbo guy still try better pass d yoruba n I choose him. He later asked me y I left d yoruba n picked him. I said who qualified he said him n I asked him what language r we speaking now. He said yoruba n I said either yoruba or Igbo we r dsame. He later stole up to 500K n ran away. Sars was called to arrest me which was difficult for them to do. Tru out d case I deny knowing his house cos m not d 1 who employed him but d company which I rep atlease he gave them CV. So when u see your people succeed don't bad mouth

CorGier:
Why let those croc tears move you. The bītch even called the nigga she cheats on you with using your own phone. You turn around to pet and forgive that?

My personal person I feel u great one but u no sometimes they think that guys r fool. All those period I already remove my mind n withdraw my love from her but u no when u love someone u withdraw gradually, don't attend to any of her needs anymore. I even warned her not to be asking me for anything she agreed saying if that wud be her punishment for cheating on me that she accepted but its gonna be a sin when u still hook yourself to dat kind irresponsible girl. So I wonder when I c d word cheat tagged to guys. Ladies do it, guys do it. Who feels cheated in d person in love.

Akwa Ibom is really doing grace tins I hail dem. if we all try ti put up great things like dis Nigeria will be great again.

deturla:
After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy.

Mind you, this is a true life story!

Are you with me? Sit tight!

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Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack.

The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions.

1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting?

2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone?

I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again.

I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail.

On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way.

Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia.

I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation.

After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding.

We became close and I told her my intentions.

Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age.

Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like

E be like say I don find wife oh!

Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’

As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No.

Thinking to myself, I would say:

Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show.

Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself,

This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too.

Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me;

‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’?

Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say!

Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing.

Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet.

After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook.

As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face.

I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me.

You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone.

I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter.

I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account.

I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/disturbers.

In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged.

They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much.

You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body!

Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked!

So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief.

I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with.

Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up?

Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something.

I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid.

I felt like I wanted to die!

I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack.

Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh!

You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned?

Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL!

I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack.

Feel free to share your experiences!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/12/01/day-died-girlfriend-phone/

If u like wail I don't care my brother u did d right thing. If a woman really love u she will stop cheating n have little fear for u incase u find out. Its good to check on woman phone when u suspect her. That will give u a clue if she is marriedable or not. Don't be afraid of d heartbreak it will ill n u search for another. If a woman loves u she would hide anything forget about those ladies that tells u about sombody who dey don't like asking dem out n go n spend nights with a married man but never tell u that. My girlfriend shows me her facebook chat but I don't show interest most time but when I show interest she may not be aware. There was I time I opened my facebook n hers came up I saw a guy trying to woo her n I called her to come n attend to her toasters cos I trust her. Na tru phone u go no runs girls. My ex came to visit me n when I wanted to hurge her n she pushed me away. While she went to d bathroom I checked her phone n find n saw her message asking a guy if he enjoy her vigina n d guy complemented her n told her to call when she gets home n fix another saturday to meet in dsame hotel. When she return from d bathroom she borrowed my phone to call d guy that she was home. So I told her to confess to me what she did that dey. I no how to catch her neatly despite her tallness. She confessed everything n also told me her next appointment. She cried tru out that day I forgave n pet her. D following week I saw that she has had sex if one of her class make n her cousin wey dem dey follow bear dsame surname is that not madness? na tru her phone I dey see all dis trash n d cousin came d following day n was asking me when I will pay her bride price. Bride price of his sex machine. I told him soon as he was using style to ask me some crazy questions like hope m enjoying her on bed n I told him. Just as u enjoyed her 2days ago in d morning before she went to work. So d idiot just left without saying anything. While d mumu girlfriend came to ask me what I told his cousin n I told her don't let me beat u for d first time, get away n she respected herself.

Early marriage early break up. Those wey dey hurry to do introduction before don dey get another boy friend. Do it when its right. U can rush to get marry becos u like a guy or girl. Some that took loan from bank then because to don't wanna loose a girl end up with nothing now. Can't forget what a calabar man told me "if u don't have money u can't enjoy your married, I pay 1 million every year for my children school fee n my wife has been using sir for me since d day I got a good job n she hasn't change but I no that she is not that nice its all about d money".

optional1:
Not the first not the second and not the third..

I keep slapping guys in my dreams in public cos they keep stepping on my toes.
The one of last night the guy touched my bum bum in public, I thought it was a mistake I didn't say anything, he then touch me again I turned and gave him a hot dirty slap in the public. He wanted to slap me back but I over powered him and beat him up warned him never to try what he did to me to any lady again.. I woke up.

Please those anyone knows the interpretation of this dream?

If really u no d guy u shouldn't be close cos if u do. U guys would go far n he will keep hurting u n u will be d only one to feel d pain cos of d love u wud have develop for him u will keep on taking him back. I understand your dream

How many criminals were capture how many weapons were laid on d ground.

Na wao women they try o. That's y most time when my babe get me annoyed I just ignore her cos its not easy to be a woman n it is not easy to be man too.

Any worker who should have followed GEJ n still in office now will only be used to work against Buhari.

goingape1:
this one is not pretty

the one I banged during my time is way more pretty than this!

Na wao oga, no be bang we dey talk here. Na say d soldier pretty. If u don bang 1 before keep to yaself. We don't need that here. No degree for that.

Nice one but d issue is that what works for u doesn't work for me.
1. Do u no that as beautiful as some ladies r, they prefer to date an area boy who can box for protection.
2. R u aware that some ladies loves a guy who can beat them n if u r not ready to beat them, they will train u.
3. Do u no that some ladies prefer to be alone than relationship.
4. Do u no that some guys can't do without smoking n drinking.
5. Do u no that some guys have 5 chicks
Most time good guys r called mumu n those stingy and smoker guys get down.
6. Do u no that eventhough we have some good guys n girl with good intention in relationship. Those guy or girls might be your friend boyfriend. Have had a friend who wasn't serious with a girl n all he needs d girl for was sex but this girl is cute n good. I like her she loved me n always planning to go any lent for us to get down but her best friend is my gf n my gf no value me at all that I can't put my hand across her neck except I want slap but I was discipline not to touch her. She once told me we r compartible we spent more time together, her mom prefer me n my girl who happen to be her friend isn't serious abt me. She wud be right but I wunt want to take my friend chick.
7. Let's just pray for God to give us d right person.
Money, sex n relation works hand in hand.

LesbianBoy:
poor boy!

New house after how many years of singing!

If u read the posting sound sultan never mention that he moved into a new house d guy who comment is d one who publicize that meaning even if he had millions of houses, he is not ready to publicize it. U r aware of dis because he is moving in during his birthday. So we have artiste who doesn't let whatever they have go on social media except people no abt it. 1. Paul play what do u no abt him? 2. Face 3. Terry G. 4. 2 Face doesn't like that also but people will dig into his matter etc

I think say na only Lagos area boys dey. Na wao

I don't no what to say about dis matter. Have been reading but to comment hard me cos I cant judge what I was not there but all d post looks real.

May God help us

B4 she saved her lover number in such manner they have gone far. Either d parents has agreed, introduction has been made, she might already b pregnant have a child for d guy or her guy is well behave n she trust d guy because now most girls r wise if they can't trust u then they wouldn't go xtra mile. I no a friend who doesn't cheat on her girl. He travelled out they both lost communication. When d guy returned he found out d girl already had a daughter with no father. My friend met me n told me d girl is a good girl n dat she wud return her daughter to her father n now they both travelled out as am typing my friend left his End of Discussion in front of d mothers house which he drove not more than 2months.

Bring down d price of food, Nepa bill, Stabilise electricity, Fuel, cancel house of rep, open d border, grant amnesty to d militant n pay dem to face d Boko Haram. Allow those who which to back to there state to leave peacefully while those willing to stay get one woman each n. N500 suya with 2 Hennessy. Call meeting consisting of all our bad leaders n blow them off. Now u tell me those u want in d meeting.

Whenever an officer commit an offence then they become fake. In dis country they use d right people to do d wrong thing once money an order is giving then oda tinz r simple. D case would soon be cleared.

DrRasheed:
She's faking it.. Giving birth in this recession tho.
May be she expect intervention like that wife of colonel Abu Ali.

Problem begins with u. Your thinking is upside down. I don't think you read d post before commenting. U r ill in jesus name.

olafunny:
alryt no problem

God bless u. Thanks

Toks2008:
Chop and clean mouth is a regular pidgin phrase used in Nigeria to describe a sinister act of taking advantage of a situation or someone.

Unfortunately this syndrome can be applicable to romantic affairs and iit has been the cause of many troubled marriages today as many couples in marriage are total mismatch.

We have had cases where a guy just decides to catch fun with a lady he would never consider his bae just for the lady to get pregnant or blackmail as well as threaten him diabolically and at the end he is forced to marry the lady which inadvertently breeds an unhappy union.

The same case happens to a lady where she just decides to take advantage of a man she never sees the possibility of marrying just for her to find herself in an unfortunate situation.

Many baby mamas and daddies are springing up day by day and several children lack parental care as a result of this act. Lives have been lost through complicated abortions and several other reasons all because a man or woman decides to indulge in chop and clean mouth act.

Except you are a gigolo or a call girl, the simple truth is that we must avoid this act at all cost...never date someone you know you can not possibly marry and if you must sleep with anyone,let that person be the type you can marry.

I don't know if this makes any sense.

Everyone is guilty of dis act but wat he is saying is dat even if u want to chop n clean mouth chop d girl that have d qualities u like even if she mistakenly get pregnant n refuse to commit she still gat your qualities n u guys can be together better than taking advantage of the girl who sells herb n later u deny her pregnancy cos she isn't your standard n friends should not see her with u but if u mistakenly impregnate Tinubu first daughter she tells u she want to commit abortion becos u r not ready for d pregnancy but u no she loves u what will u say

olafunny:
Can you relate with this picture? How true is this?


#olafunny

That's tru n its really discouraging. This has caused hatred between me n my elder sister. She wants me to go n find work when have been setting up my business for long. Now with a lot of equipment but she wants me to leave all that n go n start searching for work.
Pls sent me that picture u posted on whatsapp (08135044474) thanks

loylextop:
No be lagoon front be dat so

na him that side close to the guess house.

oloyemeji:
A friend of mine just got an offer of #80,000 salary, he is thinking if he should accept the Offer or not? Note: His highest qualification is OND Holder and he is a married man.of a truth the guy is an asset he is very skillful,they know his value maybe that is why he is contemplating,Mature and sincere advice,he need your advice.

tell him to take d job its cool. That's d amount paid to Bsc now but while doing d job he can be searching for a better offer. Sitting at home wouldn't earn him anything.

Women always want to lead a country but kole wek.

Waladade4luv:
Pls i want matured minds in the house and experienced peeps to answer aw a man can cope or treat his short tempered wife.
This is a woman who picks offence in virtually everything that happens in d house even among her co workers at work, the taxi driver that carried her, even d passangers she sit win in a bus to the bike man that carried her, pple she buys things from, infact the list is endless everybody is always offending her.
In the house she always see somthing to complain about, to d extent that one will be beging her not to vex even when she is at fault, infact so many other thinz like that that one cannot finish saying.
To guys in d house av u been in a situation like this bfor and can someone treat such a wife since its not easy to change her at dis stage.

I would have ask u to sit her down n talk to her but I feel that she wouldn't change. In dat case this is what u will do. My believe is that if my family can't understand me, my neigbours will. So u just beg close people to pls don't be annoyed with her attitude to them. When u have a new visitors u need to hint them before she start if she now compose herself glory be to God. In your own part just take her for who she is. When she start don't say anything or respond. When she is calm she would think about her attitude towards u. When she really get u angry just leave d house for her if u don't wanna turn woman beater but m sure she wud change. Something will teach her to change