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Bro Seun verses sis Kemi

SexyNairalander:
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Nice one bro I wish I download them

It possible even people who earn below that does but it depends on how good u can manage n your taste.

That's not enough reason to kill a Dog that has been securing u for 14years. So bad. U did d wrong thing when its not fly. A whole Dog u killed just like that. Wickedness

Let her spend 2 month there first when we feel absolute silence n peace they can release her.

His statement sound like Satan Tempting Jesus.

Good morning NL n happy Sunday, I regretted trying to do everything to satisfy her n also forgiven easily when she does something she feels I should kill her for or beat her but instead I forgive n tell her to forgive herself too. I was later forced to drop her becos some people also saw what she was doing n felt I, d innocent boy shud not end up with her which I couldn't get over. She later show me marks on her body from various bf as she jump from one guy to another till date cos we r now friends n she want to come back but I told her I can't take her back.

Nne5:
She was really big tho.


I'd like to get fat.
Yes I mean FAT.
I'm toooo slim.
Fat people are soo lucky.

Someone like me prefer slim ladies. I easily trip for them. I don't see fat ladies no matter how beautiful they look but I no some people also prefer them more.

Its not how far but how well just ensure u come with gud grade n u will appreciate God more. Cos he is d perfect planner

This man has failed to understand that his jazz has expired. He would be recaptured soon.

Onyejemechimere:
This just came in From Emotional Chioma, she said she is caught between two men, one she loves but broke her heart and the other she is dating but does not love. She wants your advice on who to choose.

Read her story below


"I am 29 years old. I need your candid advice in terms of my relationship."

"I used to date a black guy who I fell in love with but he broke up with me because he said I was a bit stubborn and he thinks I’m self centered. I pleaded with him not to end the relationship, even family members intervened all to no avail. He still ended it and I was really heartbroken. He has got three kids (white kids) and he is still single."

"During our breakup I met a 34 year old white guy who I started dating. This guy is nice, caring and he loves me but he said he is not ready to get married yet but we can have babies together. Now the black guy whom I’m still in love with is back and asking for a new beginning all over again. He wants us to settle down together."

"My problem is I’m so confused about him because of the way he acted. I’m still in love with him not minding the fact that he has kids already but I still have the white guy who I am dating but I don’t love him. I don’t know who to settle with for life."

What do you think she should do?

Base on your narration, that one u don't love is d best for u. D guy who broke up with u will still do dsame later.

2 face is not a coward he really meant to protest but I knew he would be threaten not to n his mother also warned him. U don't expect him to go against his mother wish.

This is a terrible situation. People wud blame dis guy because his situation is worse now but we need to understand that most Nigerians makes it better when they r out of the country. No one can predict any countries law cud change at anytime.

jtjohn:
Dear Nigerian Youth:

The toughest challenge employers are facing right now is where to locate 'the right' employees. We've been trying to hire three new staff for over a year. I've interviewed quite a ton of graduates of law, accounting and other social sciences. 99% of BSc Accounting holders are UNABLE to use Microsoft excel spreadsheets. The majority of law graduates could not write coherently, and have no legal research experience outside of their final year projects. One graduate of English/Literature has not read any book outside of the recommended texts in school. 99% of job seekers have no writing sample, no published product or past work that is independently verifiable. That means, Nigeria's biggest problem right now, isn't unemployment, but unemployability.

Sometimes, you meet a job seeker with a charming personality, and you try to stretch the rules a bit. You request for his/her Facebook profile to get a sense of his/her interests, passions and extracurricula engagements. You only find posts about sex, sex, sex, sex, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, and more sex. What a turn off! Well, I've got some news for you: You cannot sex your way to a prosperous future. You cannot Bleep your way to greatness. The CEOs of all Fortune500 companies have sex too. CEOs of the WB, IMF, UN, CBN, AfDB etc are all having sex too. The difference is that they spend their times productively, and regard sex as a purely private activity.

I just crossed the border control at Schipol Airport, self-service passport control machines have replaced hundreds of personnel that formerly handled that activity. I just stayed in multi-storey 5-star hotels where machines have replaced the need for human workforce. So, in the nearest future, if you have no talent, skill, or knowledge of comparable standard to these artificially-intelligent machines providing high-quality services, you'd be left behind. Far behind. Your prospects of breaking the shackles of poverty and joblessness will get thinner.

Please, invest in yourself. While waiting for that job, learn something new and hone your skills. Volunteer your services. Consider doing some unpaid work. Write more clearly. Read more. Reallocate the money you spend on expensive weaves and phones to prepare yourself for the future. That added value you bring can make you stand out from the crowd.
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Think about it! Happy Sunday...

Thanks bro, Am an accountant and I can make use of Microsoft excel n peachtree accounting. Incase any opportunity surface m available.

People steal Public fund n ask God to help us. U would have ask for God help instead of stealing our fund to zero n now begging God to help us after enriching yourself n your family.
So u no God? After promising to impregnate Tinubu's wife and walking around Bodillon for fight.

Lol Kemi just always be criticize on per seconds billing but most of those who dislike her type of person r afraid of her reply lol. So they always avoid her trouble.

Happy Birthday d daughter of a great singer. God bless your parent

I bet u d foreigner is an expert terrorist employed to make terrorism worse in Nigeria but no matter how professional he might be Nigerian soldiers r more crazier than they r cause all Nigeria soldiers her professionals. Several white men r now found has a terrorist I guess dis is d 4th one.

The matter can't be based on MMM their is more attached to it that u r not telling us.

Sometimes I would want to believe that no one is saying the truth yet. Rally is a good way of expressing ones feelings n u might come out with 2 result. Either positive or negative result. That's y I don't rally n and I don't follow people when they report aggressive case to me hoping that I would follow them to go n fight.

TrapQueen77:



Hahahaahaha.. I dunno... I have no male friends before who wanna settle down with me

Am available but I like friendship first.

Their is nothing that would happen in Bariga that I wouldn't have details about. I heard about this matter. What I heard was that a bike man wanted to kidnap a child n was captured. Base on what have read here. Those police are from CMS Grammar school n they don't wear Uniform. This matter would have happened at Odun Street close to Ilaje bus Stop. That is how they do. If u don't give them money, the day d bike man enters their trap they would use him to make soap. I know that bike man he isn't a strange person. So he wouldn't commit d act. We have a lot of tout chasing themself with cutlasses almost every week nothing is done to that. Where they stand collecting bribe the end of it is a danger Zone for people going to work early morning. Nothing is done to that. All they know is bribe. If u report an armed robber after collecting money they would be the one to beg u to forget d case n also give the criminal n his family your address. Their anti robbery r trying

Password shouldn't be too complicated. When its too complicated the passwordee might forget what he used.

This life is very simple what does it take u to advertise the company that want u in their outfit n I also think if she doesn't want to advertise u, u don't need to do it in a harsh manner. I guess u have other stars who would still hype u but because of this social media disgrace might not like to take things from u.

That's ok church decision will always have reason. D way some people express their feelings in public doesn't make sense. Kissing and dragging yourself around d street makes no sense.

Nigerian biggest thief of the year

This is corruption in unexpected area of the Government. Hum if leaders and legal arms r stealing money what will a common man do.

Staying in Nigeria with this current economy doesn't improve ones situation either. Travelling out to a better country n be coming home once in a while wouldn't be bad cos Nigeria na our home. No matter d situation fit be. Make we hustle politely

Na wa o. Ontop this recession but come to think of it this criminals r always targeting Ikeja and Ikeja always catch them with 1 tin or the other. Economy situation shouldn't be hold as a reason for robbery. Someone who has never rob before can't turn to harmed rubber over night.

If u want a woman to be good and faithful to u. Be good and be faithful to her. Assist them when u have the power to do so. So that when u don't have they will remember when u use to be supportive. Women r not perfect but a perfect man lives all that aside.

That was to brutal but now PHCN don't distribute but can share bill without reading d meter n dis is very frustrating. I wonder how they arrived on amount d amount stated on d bill.