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Nonsense, it doesn't make sense at all. Some pastors now deals with Vagina, breast and buttock ministry now.

Is it because he killed someone that makes him drunk? When police weren't drunk before do they behave normal.

I don't believe that d maid stole that amount. He use broom to open the safe, how is that possible. Broom is not hammer. And the he jumped after a moving boss with 700000 was it with Ghana must go or He carry d save abi the 700000 was in his pocket. I don't understand.

Wetin concern police with laws. U don't obey them when they demand for your phone then u will face another case u don't no about.

Hum please don't let get the meaning of a girlfriend wrong. Girlfriend is never a problem when u take your time study all your female friends n choose correctly by choosing one with d right attitude n your female friend has big ass, curvy shape n light skinned. Sometimes u loose the right person to d wrong person because u don't no what u want. Their r a lot of cool headed ladies with a strong desire in life. Pls don't let us see girlfriends has devil. If u choose d 1 that feels something for u definitely u don't have problem if u wouldn't give her problem.

Well no amount is too much to acquire education but u cut your coat according to your size. This school is not meant for everybody is for the children of those politicians who have skeleton in their cupboard. Am sure that why the school is expensive will be 1. Tight security 2. Feeding 3. Languages they learn and its gonna be a better way to stop our looters from taking their child abroad. If the school is own by a Nigerian then Nigeria money stays in Nigeria. If its own by foreigner then slave trade still exist in advanced manner. Different coat for different people but go for your size.

Francis95:
Typical yoruba wack movie

Fracis are u not a Nigerian?

Gridlock:
Mercedes Benz cars are built to ensure the occupants survive crashes.

My person na God protection sure pass. No car can protect ones life when it's time.

What shall we say unto d Lord all I have to say is thank you Lord.

When u find top Government haters supporting n saying good things about d government what r d sub wailers suppose to do.

Am wondering how easy it is for him to walk around.

Seamareggae:
One of the best way to get a woman that loves you for who you are and not your money...

Nice one bro

Thanks my man

Who gave them d gun recovered m sure its not local made.

GreenPlumes:
For now, I'm an Okada rider, and single. I always go for the best, but once they get to know that I do earn money from riding Okada, despite that I do other things not known to them, their disappointment is better imgined.

At this rate, does that not mean I will remain single for a long while?

U r in d right position to get d right tight of woman u want. I do dsame I tell most women that I like then that I don't have a job yet. N don't really tell them abt my education level. If they truly want to love me for real they will take me as I am. Many did not stay but d lady that took me as I am is really pretty a graduate who later found out that m a graduate and own my own business. I never had issues with her cos she love me for me. U can get dsame. Any woman who is not meant for u will surely not stay or will leave soon.

Well I think that we should learn to see things from different dimension. Its possible she was telling the truth just to have a hit on her husband to give her access to all d first lady usually enjoy. His excellency knows what he is doing when u give some women little chance they would multiply it by millions n I no that her husband know her better n that's y she will sometimes contradict d president. If some chances r giving to some first ladies they would be used to commit some terrible act that d president would not be able to act.

myfantasies:
Who and who have received dere own 5000

Cos i have not seen or heard anyone who have received deres

Nd by the way won't dey give me my own

Or na mouth dem use dey pay the money

Buhari will not say what hasn't done u should no that by now. when he was promising m sure he didn't no Nigeria account has been emptied. Promise is wish to do something but situation my not make those things work. Every govt promise most time that we even forgot to ask them what they ve promised. Sharing 5k to less privilege is just a way of making sure he fulfil part of his promise even if its not exactly. Even if he start sharing money to jobless graduate now don't u no that Nigerians will abuse d scheme n some people will even turn it to a way of stealing money. By giving 2 people 5k n telling d govt they ve shared money to 200 people.

myfantasies:
Who and who have received dere own 5000

Cos i have not seen or heard anyone who have received deres

Nd by the way won't dey give me my own

Or na mouth dem use dey pay the money

Buhari will not say what hasn't done u should no that by now. when he was promising m sure he didn't no Nigeria account has been emptied. Promise is wish to do something but situation my not make those things work. Every govt promise most time that we even forgot to ask them what they ve promised. Sharing 5k to less privilege is just a way of making sure he fulfil part of his promise even if its not exactly.

It is not our fault sometimes those ladies will be inviting us to come n have a taste even when they know that our babe is their friend. Am sure u no woman have more sexual control than men,

Pluto16:
Hi everyone, I'm madly in love with this lady she is like (lemme guess) roughly 26 years while i'm just 22...she's working in a place beside the company i work with. We do talk sometimes, greet each other and some other stuffs...

But I'm scared to ask her out because of the age difference. She might took it wrong or embarrass me or something like that...

As a young man i dress well, look cute and behave well also but I dnt think all that count. I know it works in foreign countries or lemme say western countries especially, You know Africans and culture! Whats is the con and pro and Please share any similar experience you've had or saw and Your advice is needed also...

Nothing bad with d way u feel. Feeling comes when u admire something u like in a woman regardless of the age but u need to identify first if what u feel is love or lust depending on your type of person n what makes u admire her. My own school of thought believes that if u love a woman becos of her big boobs or big back in most cases will be lust. Anything u like in her body that big is attach to.
Most time I wouldn't advice u to date a girl of your age or above your age especially at your age. At 25 some ladies 22 they want to get married u r 22 n she is 26. Can u see that it wouldn't work. U now u wish to date her she might want marriage to put yourself as a scape goat and u don't even know her yet. My advice for u is this, if u really feel u admire her whenever she is passing just stay for admire n leave. U might not like my advice. Have tried that before but it never favour me. I ran for my life at last when my account was always Zero. m so bad that if I m d one when I have not started thinking mature like this I would have gotten that lady before u finish posting for advice. In my ss2 I was dating a student teacher I also take her home when my parent her out but now I don wise. All those tin no pay. U r 22 date a girl of 18 or 17 self. From 16 girls r mature. Befor u turn 25 she would be 20 or more. That one does not even mean that at 30 people wouldn't feel she is your mom meaning that lady older than u now will look like your grandma. Am 6years older than my girl but if u see her or when she talks u will think she is older. She knows a lot that I don't no but no be for book o. In next few minute from now she would be taking me on a 6 hours journey n I must follow her leaving my work. shey u c d stress .

Her intelligence n stature.

Nixiepie:
We dnt have strong/harsh law in this country.if not rapist ought to be hanged by the balls

Lawyers and other legal practitioners have a reason for making the law flexible so that even if an person innocent get involve, it wouldn't take his life. We have seen in so many cases where ladies threaten guys that if they don't perform a particular act they would scream of them trying to rape n I can tell u that most of this has sent some innocent people to jail. So if hanging is taken, they would have been raped. Usher was once raped by a woman n they berry d case. Lil wayne private part was pressed on stage cos she was a woman d case was buried but d guys above r big time criminals.

Wow good movie, Nice script and I will love to wish u happy marriage life.

For those saying thinking that since Sambisa has been cleared why is Boko Haram coming up. Boko Haram didn't. Did not just form theirself instead they were form by some top officials. If Boko Haram is cleared n those top officials r still living m sure there would always before reform. I pity our soldiers fighting hard to end all this terrorism because they r also human with family. May God keep protecting them.

angelTI:
If I hear he truly lost 25mm where he wan take see that kain money

Which song as he sang after sekem? Yeye dey smell

Haba my brother y u dey yarn like say no be Nigeria u dey. Artiste go sing song wey no sell at all n tomorrow u see them splashing dollars on d street. Shey u dey get wetin I dey yarn. Na dsame question we go ask say where dem get d money. dem go say na music but me n u no say na lie as we no be pikin.

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

My brother I go tell u wetin I go do if na me be u.
No vex for wetin she dey do. Give her more time.
This is d issue. U want her love she gave it to u. I bet u if not that she felt something for u, she would have told u no. And forget about d issue of weather a guy was dating her before no girl wey no get bf but we are always trying to get a better woman. U need to learn not to be selfish with her she was truthful to u now she is hanging in between. Before she was feeling guilty because she was in relationship with d oda guy n never wanna cheat on him but doing it for u now u r winning her love that she is also feeling like cheating on u. Though its not easy but u gat a lot of work to do n make sure u find a way to calm that girl. She is confuse n heart broken because of u. Give her sometime n try to control yourself she wud be yours if u can be patient for her. She is better cos u no what she is doing. Do u no how many lives and have a bf on d mainland n also have another bf on d island where they work whenever they close they branch d house of d one on d Island n sometimes sleep over n tell d one on the mainland that it is traffic that is delaying them in this case she wouldn't feel bad cos u r not told. Since is open to u use maturity with her she will end up being yours n never cheat on u.

RennyX:
Good day Nairalanders. A very depressed soul needs your advise to make an important decision. This is going to be a long post, i apologize for the stress. Bear with me.

I have been with my girlfriend for close to a year now. Everything was good at the beginning as usual with our little fights here and there. I have my own fault as i tend to flare up easily and she does has hers too. She's usually very rude and she shouts a lot even when we are having a little misunderstanding in public. We both agreed we were going to work on these flaws to make everything go smooth and i tell you I've always tried my best in that aspect.

But recently my girlfriend has been acting funny. She doesn't call frequently and she prefers to chat most times. Although this is an issue that i encountered at the early stages of our relationship because she said that's how she is so i tried my best to cope with it even though i wasn't sitting well with it. However, things have changed drastically to the extent that she doesn't even call at all or check up on me on social media.

There was a time i called her like five times(I usually call only twice and if you're not picking i chill and wait for a call back), because i wanted her to pick up but she didn't. Instead she sent me a "hi" message on whatsapp without an explanation for why she didn't pick my call.

Also, she doesn't pay attention to me when we are in a conversation. She fixes her interest on other things like her phone, the television or just staring at the ceiling like I'm a bore to her.

So all these made me to think deep and ask what may have been wrong. I wanted to conclude that she was getting tired of the relationship but I said let me ask her first maybe it was my fault. I know that sometimes I can be controlling and authoritative but it's not my fault sometimes because she does anyhow when left to do her things alone. It's like she wants me to always tell her what to do. But when i do, it's a problem.

So when I asked her she told me everything that she was not tired but I was putting pressure on her. I promised to stop pressurising her and I also asked her to change from her behaviour and become who she once was and we agreed.

Last week, on a Wednesday morning I woke up to her message on whatsapp and I replied without getting any reply till like 12 so I decided to call her. She told me that she was eating and she would call me when she was done. After an hour she hadn't called and i called again and she told me that she was sorry that she was watching a movie.

I got angry and complained to her, but instead she was rude (as she usually is) and started raising her voice. She said what had happened is in the past and she cannot do anything about it then she hung up.

I'm fed up. I don't know if there's any other guy although I've noticed some shady behaviors of hers but they aren't concrete enough. This is not the kind of relationship i want because it's obvious that we are on a different perspective. I don't bug my girl or attach myself to her, but I also feel that the right things should be done in the right measure.

It's been a week now and she hasn't called or sent a message even on Christmas Day. I want to call her now and break up, but I'm confused cos I still lover her. She has her good side which is rare in most girls.

Sorry for the long post once again. Please help with your contributions.

Oh boy u caused it all but next time don't let a woman give u condition to love her n again don't force a woman to love u. If u do all dis will keep happening when u will be loving her n she will be loving someone else. All she was doing to u I bet u she wouldn't do them to someone she loves.
Right now
You need to give her some break. If she comes back good if she doesn't bye bye. I dey feel m say u b fine boy n oda babe to trip. They r batter n beautiful babes out there meant for u. If she doesn't leave, they wouldn't come. Give her a break n make sure u r discipline enough not to call her n if she finally calls it means she has been taking u for granted n she feels your absence in her life. At this stage u need to also act as if u don't really love her like before let her fight to revive the love that is when u will give her rules. If she doesn't come back don't ever call her back cos I can feel u r in love n u r forcing her to love u. No baby worth to dey beg o n I no what m telling u. As a man u need to be strong. Eg my fiancee called me few days back that if I don't marry her soon she would follow another man. I told her bye bye and wish her well with her new lover only for her to start begging the following morning but if dey rush her because I love r I may loose her. This what I want u to know today any woman who doesn't love u will go at last. Leaving might be for your own good. So be strong

VanDre:
I recently got employed as a barman at a hotel,all has been fine until yesterday when i received a call from my supervisor (my shift had ended so i was home relaxing) asking me if i had seen his jean he'd washed and hanged at the backyard, i told him no he should check well, he then said i should check my bag ( i normally carry my laptop bag to work where i keep my valuables and occasionally i use it bring my laundry from home) just to be sure i checked my bag and didn't see his jean, he ended the call when i told him nothing was in the bag.

Fast forward this morning he called again and said i should "check my room for his jean",i got pissed but i controlled my anger and told him his jean wasn't with me.

When i got to work , he didn't confront me but was making sidetalks saying, i should bring is expensive jeans that he bought it very expensive.
I tried ignoring him, since he didn't say it directly, but i got angry and couldn't take it anymore, so i told him to stop making nasty statements and not to say something he wasn't sure of. He then shrugged and said he didn't call my name oo and continued with the sidetalks.

Later in the day when my boss came, he reported the matter to him, i guess my boss probably told him that's his business or something cos after that he started threatening me that he'll get back at me and I'll see. I just ignored him but now my coworkers are "looking at me one kind" like im guilty.
I've never had issues with him before, instead i thought we were "flowing" cos we related well.

There nlanders i don't want to do something I'll later regret so please tell me what step i should take next.

Have found myself in your kind of situation before but I wasn't accused directly I had a feeling in my mind that they would suspect me more cos I was d only who went home, secondly m d only one who lives in a very rugged area n at that period I told my friends I was broke at d hostel. Now these r my own confidence.
1. I no in my mind that I never stole the jeans
2. I have never had any case of stealing before
3. This number for u. Since u don't have problem with your boss.
4. U need to report d matter to your boss n tell him how u feel with the whole thing. Tell him u just want him to help u caution him. Think of some people who trust u n report his case to them. Whenever they gather those who likes u will caution them.

Lol, enemies at work as they want to use Junior pastor head nack him senior Pastor head see weather d junior pastor head go break or not. He did d right thing. Media can be funny. Junior pastor don dey fear. Bad news spread faster than d good news.

Thank God for d our soldiers alive n for the deceased may their soul rest in peace.

Ralphjoe:
I got to meet a girl through facebook, we talked and finally hooked up, i asked her out and she accepted, she told me about her two boyfriends that left her for greener pasture, one left for italy and the other one went to ghana, she never broke up with any of them.

So we started dating as we both are student in the same school and department. The whole relationship grew into deep love and affection between us, but she still talk on phone with her previous boyfriends, even when we are together, she will be engaged in a long conversation on phone with her previous boyfriend and also on whatsapp, it got to a stage that i saw a message she sent to her previous boyfriend in ghana that she love him so much, i got so angry with her and she begged me, & she confess that she still love him but she loves me the most and she would love to marry me, we settled the issue.

And now the boyfriend in ghana paid her a surprise visit yesterday when i was at her place and was about leaving, with this now, should i still continue dating her or not? bearing in mind that she is so supportive of me in school.

Withdraw your heart from her first. Don't break up with her but reduce your love for her n don't let her no. Don't cheat on her but no for your mind say the girl is dating u because u r d 1 available now. She might end up be yours but incase she leaves u wouldn't b hurt if u have withdraw your heart.

badassProdigy:
No doubt the tree is so alluring, but I don't know why guys can't stop talking about it...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/this-christmas-tree-photo-has-got.html?m=1

All I see is a lady with big Ass

Love Machine:
Call the police Na.Abi fuel don finish for their vehicle?

U no d answer now. Dem no go come. Those gangs has been coming between 3 n 4am. Na when dem visit one rich man recently na him police come dey make research dem don arrest some guys now which we also no that that's what they do. Note this, police are well train and tactical when they mean business but once is only d poor that is affected they will tell u to be locking your door well. They will not make any move. U no wetin I mean nau.