₦airaland Forum

Buhari shouldn't put Nigeria into bankrupt.
What about all those recovered loot, from abacha down to Dasuki and others.

halfricanadian:
I will simply tell him the only difference between him and the guy i just hugged is dat d other guy is more charming at heart than him!

Nd i take my leave!

That's a killer word I will say.
That will finish him off
Chai

Beanhead:
She looked like my ex

And she left you for a rich dude

RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS :
.
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured
player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when
everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you
score, the winner will be determined
by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You
could run with the ball even behind
the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing
the ball you were given a match ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the car or
tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player get
automatic selection.
13. You only get substituted when
called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty.
You can share yours

#Prof-Tee

Cc: Lalasticlala

This is wow wow and wow am coming back to share my testimony as well #AGAPEPHILIA it pays to do good, no matter the circumstances.

cirmuell:
see as the monkey dey smile

na the A student be that. Scholar of the class

namedonfinish:
Naija "the destiny changer" I hail oooo...





How market?

i tire for the contri

Aviero:
And it'll surprise you to know that the examiner can't climb the tree.

thats the most annoying thing.
Lecturers setting exam questions that even their colleaque cant answer or mark.
They need marking scheme to do that. Smh

EverestdeBliu:
Who else noticed the smile on the monkey's face? LoL
I Know u'll scroll up #Fact

i didnt even notice at first

virud:
All man has his place on earth. Since you already know that you're a fish and that you may not function maximally under some general or particular conditions, then the onus is on you to prioritize how you tackle the prevailing challenges. You wanted to study/read Med/Surg but you were offered Agric Ext. why continue with the course only to cry foul tomorrow? University education in this country (as far as I am concerned) is grossly inefficient and ought not to be a determining factor/limit to ones' potential.

true talk
my brother, even the agric extension, if u dont take it, the person is in OYO, he might just be repeating jamb year in year out.

yellowbeauty:
everybody's blaming nigeria

why not when the leaders are not helping matters always leaving serious matters for matyres

Veektoria:
Hehe.. I agree.. But in nigeria today, you necessarily don't have to do what you studied in school.. You do what's available and brings you money.

so why waste 4-6years in school

hilaomo:
Dr on nairaland!!!Jambite in real life!!!KONTINU

dont take it personal bro
she's only saying her opinion

Julietcutie:
op some gals don't bleed once ...it could mean she has to have more sex to bleed maybe her hymen is thick

does the bleeding last more than a day?

Coming from a guy, am so surprise.

Kenya is two hours ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, and it does not mean that Kenya is faster than Nigeria. Both countries are workin g based on their own "Time Zone."

Some one is still single..Someone got married and 'waited' ten years before having a child, there is another who had had a baby within one year after marriage. Everyone is working in their "Time Zone "
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a job; and there is another who graduated at the age of 27 and secured employment just after national service. Everyone is working in their "Time Zone "

Joyce Meyer started her own ministry at age 41 and still alive today at 71 years old. She is working in her "Time Zone "
Someone became CEO at the age of 25 and died at the age of 50 while another became a CEO at the age of 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone worked based on their 'Time Zone'.. Some people have everything that work fast for them. Work in your "Time Zone" and pray for God's direction.

Brethren, God has designed us for a particular purpose that is different from the other person. God allows things to happen at His own time. Your Time Will Come.
Colleagues, friends, associates, younger one(s) might "seem" to go ahead of you. Don't envy them, it's their 'Time Zone.'.
Yours is coming soon.

In this second quarter of 2016, be strong, stay focused stay in faith and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You’re not late… you’re on time!

#Prof-Tee

Slimzjoe:
True...To some Extent

extent? What do u mean

Do You Agree with this?
Our School system in this country can be so frustrating. One University will just throw a course to you that you didn't yearn for.
The course(Agric) Mr A want is being given to Mr B, while Mr B chose the course(English) Mr A was given.
Why won't there be half baked graduate

In this kind of situation
you just have to find that laugh or else no Cheque for you.

BedLam:
That true. Because you can only say that when you have enough of it. Do I need to start computing figures of how many Nigerians have died because they couldn't afford hospital bill ? Money is life!

thats true

WebSurfer:
DJ CUPPY ABI WETIN BE YOUR NAME, BIKO, MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING, BORROW ME 1 MILLION NAIRA YOU ARE NOT USING. TO BE PAID BACK O.

surely she wil have money she is not using, just stocked in the bank

seyema:
True but jus give me some of your money 1st

Ole

missbronze:
If Hosea can forgive Gomar for unfaithfulness in the bible.


Why then, will a man not forgive his wife if she cheats.


You can forgive for children, the sacrifices she made in the marriage, etc.


All I am saying is to forgive is Divine.

And as long as we are mere mortals, to sin or err is a must. it may be from husband or wife. Therefore, we should always be ready to forgive one another.

on a serious note, can you give me the verse to that passage of the Bible.

Seun:
If you pray to the sky for rain every morning, a day will come when rain will fall. That does not mean the sky is alive and answers prayers.

hmm! Mr Seun Coming back to educate you sir

TANTUMERGO007:
this guy na apc member(a student of lair muhammad)

why bring Apc to this.
What i can see and say is this- End Time Pastor

i dont know why have been laughing reading people's comment, but this is really funny.
God i pray you reveal to me the truth about this

bolseas:
Hmmmm. WC- Water Cistern..... I have been calling WC, Water System all these years.....I still be learner o....hehehehe

same with me
#CoverFace

mynd1:
lol. We need to get to know each other first na.

through nairaland?
Hmm, stalling ppl is not my thing.
Beside what is there in knowing, i don know you finish already
#wink

bayulll011:
Lol sorry to bash you not intending to bash u,just that we should be aware of the info we pass out,no offense bro,my apologies

apology accepted.
your sin have be forgiven, go and sin no more

no bash me again o #wink

bayulll011:
Liar half bake graduate,u can never contacted hepatitis through sharing of spoon and towel,hepatities is contracted through body fluids,blood and blood unprotected sexual intercourse,so oga get ur fact right and be guided

lol
thank u for d insult, just to portray your point.
Never bashing back.
Not eveybody is like u

mynd1:
lol. No problem.

#smiles this one that guys arent smiling, how do i get your contact number o.