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tpiar:
why not help her find a more convenient job in addition to dashing out money, however, is Linda a bank, with the way she's giving out cash anyhow.

what exactly is her game plan, because obviously if its just about dashing out money ceaselessly, the cash for don finish.

How is she making the money back?

and can she not help men in addition to women?

jealousy
when ladies help ladies, its a rare thing.
So am proud of her if truly she meant it

Dezzx:
tell you what, sent me her contact, i will help you find out without she knowing you ask me too.

sharp guy
thank u very much

sonofthunder:
I do sometimes see myself preaching in a dream or going after 'lost sheep'.

sir have you embrace the calling?
Do you now preach in the physical realm to the lost souls?

Justdulla:
....hahahah shes so intelligent then.... well i hate to break the news to you, but e don set oo.... Ask her point blank with enough apologies or ask her beat friend codedly, explain to the friend that u have been busy of late so your schedule kinda distracts you.... make sure u bribe the friend sha so she wont spill the bean to her bestie... cheers

i and her bestie dont usually see, we are not that close.
Even without that, not a word from me to her, she has heard it already.
My cover has been blown

my only hope is for facebook to remember to send me her birthday notification on that day,
but its not reliable.

Decker:
She is your girlfriend, not Hitler. Just ask her.

not just a gf bro, she's everything.
i understand why i cant ask directly
she cherish surprises alot most exp birthday

Dezzx:
why dont you ask her friends or siblings, since you are scared of asking her.

hmm
i cant

Justdulla:
tell her that you wish you could change her birthday to lets say february 14th due to the love you have for her,then definitely her reply wud be something like dont you like so and so day i was born... am sure that shud wprk... ave used it before

trust me, av tried that, it didnt work.
Instead she just looked at me and kept quiet

My spouse birthday is on the way, and she likes surprises alot.
The annoying thing is that i have forgotten the date, not that i dont love her, but i didnt take it serious as at our early moment of the r/ship, until it just came dawn on me.
As it seems, asking her again will be shocking to her.
I need help on how to stylishly get it from her, not even frm her frnds cox they will be surprise at my action.

Feel free to bash me, its fun though.
I just need to get the point, thats all.

SonOfLucifer lets hear ur story
i hop it reduces d numbr of candidate of hell on queue, if not, keep ur story 2 ursef.

toshmann:


At least he went himself. No be the other one wey de give other people kerosene to drink and grass to chew while he himself no de follow eat the grass.

He think say he be daniel in the lions den

These Lions did not get the memo

them forget 2 giv d lion script to read b4 acting
smh 2 false prophet

when i bcome a ful prophet of God, i wl expose d wicked act of this fellas, spoiling God's name.

nedu2000:
Tempting God

like serious

God is not man that needs to b toil around like a magic
i cn imagine hw God wl just be shaking his head and staring at d so called prophet.
Elijah dat commanded fire had a genuine reason 4 doing so

ejitemi1:
I have got a job finally!! 
I want to thank God for d miraculous way in which he did it.

Let me tell you all my story. I studied an engineering course in the University, graduate with a 2.1 and  finished my NYSC early  last year. I have submitted countless applications online,(because I had a 2.1 I always get test invitations) & did over 20 tests and interviews but always get the "we will get back to you" feedback.

Out of frustration I took a 35K job offer as a Sales rep in a FMCG company, the MD of the company is very abusive and always hire and fire at will. I did this job for over a year till I got fed up because I couldn't take it anymore.

During the 1year period of working in the FMCG company, I kept updating my skills by learning AutoCAD, PDMS and 2 other engineering softwares from my savings because those trainings are very expensive.

I resigned few months back and relocated to Lagos. Then I continued applying for jobs online and then I compiled a list of almost 200 oil and gas companies in Lagos through google and linkedin contacts, wrote their names, addresses , fone numbers and emails. I sent unsolicited applications together with my CV to all the companies and waited for 2 weeks but yet no positive responses.

Then I changed tactics and started sending text messages & calling the landlines of those companies yet I kept getting the same responses of "we are not employing for now", "the oil industry is in crisis", "We'll get back to you if we need you". 

Then last week I got fed up and started visiting those companies physically to drop hard copies of my CVs and applications. Then within few days, I started getting test & interview invitations, but all are still inconclusive. Then I got a call last week friday to come to an oil servicing company I submitted CV in VI. I went there I was told they are interested in me because of the engineering softwares I said I know and we did the interview and on the spot the told me the job function as a Trainee Engineer, and I was really happy that I will get good experience with the job, but what shocked me the most was when the issue of salary came, they asked what I would collect I wanted to mention that it is in the region of 70-90K so as not to discourage them because we are all aware of the Issues in the Oil & Gas industry and also because the company was a small one with just an ugly bungalow and am sure their staffs are not up to 20,  then I told them am willing to go with their company's structure for entry-level engineers. Then the HR just told me the will start with an amount (over 100K) & that I am to start immediately, and asked if I will take it, I was speechless and just said Yes, because despite the mass sacking in the oil industry & bad economy I still got a good job without any connection or experience in the oil industry. I couldn't hold my joy when I was shown to my work station and work commenced. Pls fellow applicants don't loose hope, keep trusting God and He will do it for us all.

Xoxo

i tap from ur testimony to myself, my sister and all those still seeking 4 a better pay and company

tempem:
This destiny stuff annoys me so greatly. Are we going to say the same thing for a mad man or the less priviledged? If God wrote such desthny, then he's wicked. Am sure he writes none.

a mad man destiny maybe great but it was tampered with, either self infliction or curse frm d village. A demon is surely involve

secondly, for the less priviledge, just like Olajumoke, anybody story cn change tomorrow
you only need 2 believe in ursef and God d creator of al things.
D rich can be poor tomorrow and d poor cn be rich too
no one is indispensable except God
so my dear, God lives, and we r 2 rely on his purpose 4 our life 4 destiny 2 be fulfilled

Funkybabee:
and who told u that he can't make it in life. if u truly love him there is no barrier in it, who know olajumoke bread seller can prosper in life abeg pack well and marry him sharp sharp.

lets be realistic here
can u marry a barber or bread seller guy?
What i expect from u all, is that, she shud pray about it and follow God's will.

Strahovski1:
You are nothing but a gold fvcking digger! Yes!

You love him BUT he is a barber. If you truly love him his profession won't be a BUT! Besides he is working better than someone carrying a gun stealing or on a laptop doing fraud.

You don't love him.

Ok what should we do now? Don't go into relationship with him. Wait for one sugar daddy to come.

Are you working? Yes or no?

y wr u quick 2 insult her
she only seek for an advice
to me, u talk like a kid.

B4 u advice someone, u av 2 understand her state of mind first, u av 2 place ur yourself as either her younger or elder brother that wil wish her sister well, if u wr 2 be her elder brother, wht advice wil u giv her.
I bliv u wont want ur sister 2 suffer in any man's hand, isnt it?

Kondomatic:
*in my uncle's voice*



What type of this is this?

lol that ur uncle sef

ifenes:
The book of Genesis was originally written by the Sumerians. "Let there be light" was added by the editors of the Bible.It had nothing to do with a god. The Sumerians recognized the Sun as the light of the world. The Sun came to rescue life on the planet according to them.

"Let us make man in our image" was a conversation between biological beings who visited the planet to mine gold. They were called the Giants,The Elohim,"sons of god". El is singular god,Elohim is plural in Aramaic. The Sumerians called them The Anunnaki(those who from heaven come)

This is why it is obvious there is no god. The Bible is an Aurthur of confusion.

hmm
i pray u dont die only to discover the authencity of the word of God(Bible)

rheether:
Kanye west is leading the way meaning he is the boss. Olajumoke Husband is following closely while jumoke leads the way.

smh+smile
Nigerians will always create meaning to everything
like seriously, we are d problem to ourselves in this country.
Abba!
I tire for una o

faruz:
D dud3 dat was hit nd didn't mke it .... His blood is in ur hand ... Indirectly u killed him... If u had listened. 2 ya mamma he would probably be alive...... :'

hahahaha
bros u funny o
everyone is responsible 4 his/her life
its possible that the other man was warned as well
u never can tell

UrbanMystique:
Of course there are gay dogs. And not only dogs have homosexual tendencies.


Some people think homosexuality is what some people learn.. Who would wanna wake up one day and say I wanna start humping my fellow gender.

Homosexuality is natural.

..op, nothing wrong with your dog. It's as normal as every other dog. If you lover her, keep her.

what r u saying self
what do u just call natural
r u into this and trying 2 justify ursef
if u ar, u need deliverance.

Sorry if it might hurt u, bt u need 2 hear d truth

God may your name only be praised thank u for the restoration

Homguy:
As a sharp guy, next time you dont have to tell your current employer where you are headed. You may give him a pseudo name or that of a diff company.

Employers may have links to eachother and some companies are mothers of others, your current bosss might just put a call across to your new boss, slander your image, and then the rest is history. Please be smart. (From experience)

true talk
i was about telling him that too
one should be careful in this life

sirculynz:
After my service July last yr, my company refused to staff me, that I can only be employed as a trainee engr which comes with only small stipend. So I wrote this particular test online on July for one multi national company in lekki. 2 months later I got a text from them to come for interview, I was surprised. I went there. I was interviewed by an indian, the interview was so intense, he asked me many questions including sm calculations on electrical engr, I tink I got most. That interview lasted for abt 30mins each prsn & we where just 15. On dec, I got a call from them to come for medicals. By Jan I waited for them, I was tempted to go & find out my status from them @ their office but I kept cool. So on wed evening as I was leaving office I got a call from the HR of this new company, & she asked me to come tomorrow for their offer letter. When I went there & saw their offer, it was wow. we were 7, they apologised to us for taking this long to finally recruit us, that we were the lucky ones out of thousands of applicants & they had to do thorough screening. Omo that night I couldn't sleep, happiness won kill me. So the next morning when I went to my office to resign, I first told my boss, he was shocked cos I was one of his top engrs that delivers well. When I went to the HR to submit the letter. She asked abt the new company & i told her. She quickly had a meeting with sm top ogas & even the MD. Right there, she printed an offer letter, I was shocked. So after all this while, na now una know my importance. I told her dt my new company is gonna pay me 3x this offer & it's an international company with job security. After I greeted sm friends I left knowing fully well I'm going to a far better place. I'm resuming this Monday & I can't wait to get started.
So my fellow Job seekers, I wish u all the best. There are still good jobs out there u can get without knowing anybody. This year shall be our year of plenty testimonies.
Please ignore my typo errors**

bros, may we know ur grade(cgpa) u graduated with, could it be it dat fetched u out?
Is grade also a factor 2 employment, coz many feels if u dont av 2:1 or 1st class, multinational coy wont take you.
Is that true?

ofeshe:
Bros connect me with that uncle of yours i can pay 100k or more

bros u just made me laugh with eyes full of tears
you dey vex o
as d guy dey dull, u wan come overthrown am. Abba

nlfan:
Like i have been busy commenting on his wedding pictures uploaded by his wifey

my dear, dont jump too soon into mariage so as not to rush out.
U might want to pay em bak with it but u av to carefuly know whoever is ur suitor, he might b avin another lady like u, ready 2 blow ur wedding up.
I knw its very hard, a r/ship of 4yrs.
So i guess u are 25yrs, still young.

mayb bcox he sees u r nt submissive, u always want it ur way.
Trust me, it wl take u a long while 2 get over him.

truthspeaks:
Guy apply 1st na.

lol its good to know if its worth d stress and risk of life

truthspeaks:
Guy apply 1st na.

lol its good to know if its worth d stress and life risk

truthspeaks:
Nigeria. D only country whr military service is as if d military z doing d applicant a favor upon say na death warrant applicants de sign. Oya for those dat hv connections, fud don land. What an unserious country.

any idea of the salary?

smithsydny:
Just believe in God.. if someone told Kelechi he will play champions league he will never agree.look at the other that just signed for arsenal.. look at osihenm that was a pure water and a dirty picker is at Wolfsburg now.. so don't ever underestimate you'd dreams its just a sign of whats ahead of you only if you remain loyal and don't be proud when you get there.. sure God will perfect our lives only for those that believe.. goodluck

op take dis advice strongly
where God plan for u, u will surely get thr, no matter how it seems blur now.

Booyakasha:
Publicity stunt again... It's only in Nigeria you hear such lies, you know why? it's because nigerian's are easily carried away, even more than the missionaries that brought that religion to this country.. I'm a Christian but i hate how the church is now turning to a business centre.. why do we need to know? so we can come to his church of raising dead people... darkness, he is darkness, we need light not lies... *cough* end *cough* time is here already...

Okay, here's my little investigation:

The baby died, shouldn't they bury the baby?
Judging from the story, this happened on sunday if i guessed right?
Why did the parents not take the dead baby to the hospital?
Judging from the pictures, that baby doesn't even look dead
Who asked them(the parents) to take the baby to the resurrector?
Did the pastor advertise his resurrection skills before?
Okay, why did he start resurrecting babies now? why not since?
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector?
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector?
Who asked them to take the baby to the resurrector?
Okay the pastor did?
Busted!!! we Nigerians are no longer gullible.. anti christ!!

answers to ur question
the baby wasnt dead as at when she was brought 2 d church.
She later died at d entrance
the parent bliv d power of God
God is not mocked
the pastor is not the resurrector but God
if it was a stage act, time will tell.
Lastly, i could discern that u are not who u are, i feel it stongly within me.
Ur mission is to deviate ppl from believing God but God will prove u wrong.

dammytosh:
U are getting sentimental about this.

When Jesus woke Lazarus, he was dead without any doubt.

I asked a simple question and the question was not directed to God.

if u carry d spirit of God in you, u will know if its fake or real.
U sound like u dont believe
i dont even know d pastor or d ministry from Adam, bt i bliv in, is that d God i serve can do exceedingly grt and mighty tinz which thou knowest not.

princeonx:
The baby was sleeping

But if anybody Wan argue with me all in the name of God, I know somebody wey die today, they never even carry am leave house.

God's power is not like magic. He does it for a purpose, to glorify his name.
God sees ones heart, so u cannot call him like a puppet 2 come and raise d dead, he does it as he wills.
He answers to no man