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Romance / Re: Buying Me An Iphone 12 Doesn't Mean You Own Me, I don't even love you(photo) by BarrSly: 12:05pm On Aug 20, 2021
Doesn’t mean he owns you? Yet with your big teeth you happily accepted the gift..


B!tch he may not own you but to an extent he has a big leverage on you!

The problem is the idiots who keep giving this cheap things gifts they couldn’t afford for themselves. As a matter of fact if you are;

1. A Nigerian

2. Bought a gift worth more than $1000 in Nigeria “considering the exchange rate” . e.g IPhone 12 Pro Max.

3. As a matter of fact so far na u hustle buy her that gift and it has a considerable value then you have every right to collect it back.


My homeboy in Chicago got his chick a 14 karat locket at the cost of $1,756.87 and was paying in installments. The chick broke his heart and he had made payment of about 47% ...

I told him to go to her house and collect that locket. She called the cops and he expressly told them he was still in the process of paying back the purchase fee and if she was ready to take up payments then no problem.

As expected, the broke b!tch refused to take up payment....


Even Quavo took back the car he got Saweatie (or whatever her name is).

#SLY_LIFESTYLE

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Romance / Re: . by BarrSly: 11:36am On Aug 20, 2021
Get scammed by this n!gga at your own peril!!!
Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her by BarrSly: 11:29am On Aug 20, 2021
What are you waiting for us to tell you again??

If you like don’t read the handwriting on the wall...

A woman should be loyal, submissive and humble to her man (most especially to think you are feeding the hungry b!tch).

Remember as a man, “It’s your way or the highway!”


#SLY_LIFESTYLE

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Bans Female Reporters From Working In State Television by BarrSly: 11:26am On Aug 20, 2021
I’m not here to comment only to say that this guy is a scammer... account registered just today so he can scam people..

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With My Colleague's Ex by BarrSly: 2:04am On Aug 20, 2021
First of, don’t have any relationship with any girl at all.

Secondly, don’t have relationship with your colleague!! E no dy go well..

Also, if you dare fall for this girl so, under your very eye, her ex go dy gbensh her and you no go know.. them fit even get back together and you’ll just be a rebound.

Finally my advice... don’t touch her at all and if you have to do so then just dig her guts out till you burst!! And then move on.

#SLY_LIFESTYLE

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Politics / Re: Court Refuses To Restrain NPF, AGF From Arresting, Extraditing DCP Abba Kyari by BarrSly: 1:46am On Aug 20, 2021
Very smart of the judge to have refused this rubbish motion ex-parte.


Moreover they should come to court and prove their locus standi in the whole matter. This case is DOA.
Politics / Perpetual Harassment By Nigeria Customs Officials At Ekiadolor Edo State by BarrSly: 1:24am On Aug 20, 2021
Save Our Soul

Edo State Citizens ,Inter State Commuters Call on President Mohammedu Buhari ,Edo State Government , the Oba of Benin,Speaker of the House of Representatives and the Member Representing Ovia Federal Constituency -Hon Dennis Idahosa and others to save them from the Clutches of the Operatives of the Nigeria Custom Service, Federal Operations Unit-FOU (Owerri ) , at Ekiadolor ,Edo State ,along the Lagos - Ore - Benin Express Way.

Nigerians driving through Ekiadolor in Edo State have called for help against the vicious armed robbery going on there by Operatives of the Federal Operations Unit,Zone C, who extort money daily from Nigerians,in ironically a fraudulent manner .

An Investigation of the National Movement for the Actualisation of Good Governance hereafter called "NAMAGG", shows the following :

NAMAGG has been inundated with complaints of the nefarious activities of Operatives of the Nigeria Custom Service , Federal Operations Unit ,FOU, Zone C,Owerri in Ekiadolor,near Benin City ,Along the Lagos -Ore-Benin Express Way , who has turned Edo State Citizens and other Commuters going to the South East and the South South and driving through Ekiadolor in Edo State into cash cows , extorting millions of naira daily from commuters with the excuse that they have under paid custom duties ,they do not have correct Customs Paper or they have not paid at all ,where as Custom duties are payable for goods and cars at the air ,land and sea entry border or facility.This is an unacceptable criminal enterprise, which smacks of day light robbery and should never be allowed to stand .

It is only in Nigeria and particularly in Ekiadolor that armed robbers masquerading as custom officers rob people every day after keeping them waiting some times for 24 hours ,robbing from Citizens with guns , bought by the same Citizens' taxes .

The Operatives even boast openly that they are the most wicked in Nigeria and to show that their loots are huge ,they are alleged to have occupied one full hotel for a long time , close to their scene of crime in Ekiadolor, which they call check point ,where they lavish the money stolen from the Nigerians Commuters on the High Way with guns bought by the same Nigerian tax payers for them , who most times have their correct Custom Papers or have brought in the goods as personal effects.

They killed a young man over a year ago because of an argument which ensued over a bag of rice and buried the matter under the carpet. The high costs of imported goods in the South South and the South East of Nigeria is traceable to their activities as they extort every body no matter how poor and how high .Some times , they impound your cars and goods and resell it to themselves using cronies and agents in sham auction sales that is like a well rehearsed re-enactment of a criminal conspiracy ,practised at night as they even have civilian collaborators, some of which are locals .

These heartless and wicked criminals have turned Ekiadolor ,along the Lagos -Ore-Benin Express Way in Edo State into a den of thieves ,some times even accosting Government Officials with Police Escort and telling them off .
They are very rude ,uncouth, abusive and operate in a Commando Style ,with so much disdain for Citizens and Commuters and with intense impunity .

Democracy assures for free movement of citizens and goods .The Custom Service has no jurisdiction over any car or goods inside the Country cleared by the same Service from the Ports or borders with the ascertained duties paid and Custom Papers provided .We call on all the Authorities indicated above to scrap the Robbery Den called Nigeria Custom,,FOU,Zone C Check Point indicated above,which is being used to fleece our Citizens .

They should go to the Borders where arms are brought in and used to fuel Nigerian current insurgency and not harass innocent Nigerians in the cities ,who work very hard to make a living in the harsh economic climate of this Country.

Scrap the Nigeria Custom Check point at Ekiadolor in Edo State now and prosecute the culprits mentioned above for their crime and criminality.

This a Project of NAMAGG for the good of the Society.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban: Afghanistan's Central Asian Neighbours Panic, Reject Refugees by BarrSly: 7:24pm On Aug 19, 2021
I fully support these countries rejecting refugees from Afghanistan ... I just dy use side eye dy look UK wen dy accept them so.

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Career / Re: A True-life Story Happening To A 23-year-old Boy At The Moment by BarrSly: 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2021
Hmmm go be with your aunt.

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Family / Re: Couple Discover They Are Siblings After 10 Years Of Marriage And 2 Kids (Video) by BarrSly: 3:11pm On Aug 19, 2021
Believe anything on TIKTOK at your own peril.

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Programming / Re: Please Note Only For Programmers.. by BarrSly: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2021
You drop your number so people can inbox you requesting to be part of the group..

People sharing their phone number here is not so advisable. Just about anyone can text them with job availability and the gullible will fall.

My 2 cent.

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Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by BarrSly: 9:06am On Aug 19, 2021
Lol I was about taking you serious till I realized you are still looking for the best and cheapest route in Lagos.. no wonder you put Corolla and Range Rover in the same comparison category.

arthurwillia:


You just Dey cap nonsense
Please what’s the yardstick?

Car might not be the only yardstick but it’s definitely part of the yardstick Oga! Why rich man Dey use Range Rover and poor ma dey ride Toyota Corolla rest abeg
Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by BarrSly: 11:47pm On Aug 17, 2021
So disappointing to read this thread and realized that most people’s definition of “becoming rich” is premised on the basis
of their purchase of a car. I went through this thread hoping to see some testimonies of how things changed when people realized their companies net worth doubled or they had a start up which saw massive support and funding..

A car is just a means of conveyance and not a yardstick for determining riches.. I used to think a car was a way of saying I had arrived till I started to travel the world and mingled with business minded persons..

The Blackman and his ways sha grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Ghani Fled Afghanistan With 4 Vehicles, Helicopter Full Of U.S. Dollar by BarrSly: 9:09pm On Aug 17, 2021
Typical politician.
Foreign Affairs / Re: First-Person-View Of Afghans Clinging To Kabul Plane As It Takes Off by BarrSly: 5:42pm On Aug 17, 2021
The only music on that Afghanistan guys mind right now is .... Japa japa ..

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Career / Re: Choosing To Stay And Lobby For A Federal Job Or Travel Abroad For Studies by BarrSly: 5:13pm On Aug 17, 2021
So I hear that going to Uk to study is one of the best steps. How true is this? Besides it’s one thing to leave and study but how will he survive during the studies before work comes after studying.

safesurfer:
except if he's going to UK, it will be easy for him to get a job after his studies. Especially in US and Canada.
Career / Re: Choosing To Stay And Lobby For A Federal Job Or Travel Abroad For Studies by BarrSly: 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2021
I think you should leave brother. But the most important thing is to not go and become a nuisance to wherever you are moving to. Most especially don’t forget people back home.

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Politics / Re: CBN To Arrest Anyone Who Sprays, Steps On Naira Notes by BarrSly: 5:03pm On Aug 17, 2021
Rubbish policy.. I can never forget seeing this as an advert back then.. till now no difference..

I’ve never been a fan of spraying cash anyway..

#Envelope_tins

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Romance / Re: Why Don't Men Wear Engagement Rings? by BarrSly: 5:00pm On Aug 17, 2021
I said what I said b!tch ... u can suck a digging stick for all I care cool

pretydiva:

Cos your post reeks of stupidity
Romance / Re: Still In The Street Hustling, When Most Of My School Mates Are Getting Married by BarrSly: 1:41pm On Aug 17, 2021
Experience is the best teacher.. wen dey enter and see whatsup then go dy alright.

AuroraB:
Exactly ooo cheesy... they wan marry ni shaaa, even their girls only want to mature and be with a man undecided
These ones like suffer sha lipsrsealed
If you check, he's not past 35yrs.
Op, borrow money and marry nau. It's you people's norm. Sew big big agbada for party, please and let us be cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Don't Men Wear Engagement Rings? by BarrSly: 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2021
How I wan take answer this mumu question so?
pretydiva:

hope you don't have a mother and sisters?
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing Your First Relationship Taught You? by BarrSly: 12:58am On Aug 16, 2021
That relationships are a waste of time..

Make innovations

Get money

Dig sweet watery guts till you bust!!!

And be happy.
Romance / Re: Would You Come To Terms With Her If She Says This by BarrSly: 12:54am On Aug 16, 2021
What are you doing in the first place considering marriage with this kind of person talk more about considering marriage at all


This kinda girl, I’m just going to dig her guts out till I bust!!!! Then I move on.
Romance / Re: Why Don't Men Wear Engagement Rings? by BarrSly: 12:51am On Aug 16, 2021
First of, it’s stupid for a man to engage a b!tch.

Secondly it’s foolish to get married cause you are basically caging her and caging yourself.

Now to answer your question, well it’s simple. At the point of engagement a man has found the woman worthy of being his wife so he goes out of his way albeit stupidly to put good money into purchasing a ring and women being the hungry, receiving and attention seeking asses that they are, they take the ring and flaunt it.

If the women were so rich, why not they buy the ring and engage the guy after all we see such instances on the net.

But no they won’t after all ‘her money is her money and his money is OUR money’.

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Romance / Re: Still In The Street Hustling, When Most Of My School Mates Are Getting Married by BarrSly: 12:36am On Aug 16, 2021
You haven’t compared yourself to your mates who have set up companies, come up with innovative ideas et al ....na marriage you dy use a yardstick...

Na steady f@ck dy hungry you anyway.

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Romance / Re: Why Is Distance Not A Problem When Love Is Professed From Abroad? by BarrSly: 12:34am On Aug 16, 2021
If you dy overseas and you think you have a woman back at home waiting HONESTLY for you to send for her lol you dive rock.. she would be passed round the block, hood n street before you send for her..

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Romance / Re: ... by BarrSly: 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2021
Drop your idea here and let’s see what you have to offer.

Ps: this is romance section please move to technology section.
Romance / Re: Should I Stay With Him For The Money? by BarrSly: 7:23pm On Aug 14, 2021
I won’t insult you ooo why will I?

Truth be told, there are so many simps in Nigeria and they simply need to learn their lessons. I am trying my best to teach most of my gees how to step into the alpha lifestyle and be Redpill however most people won’t learn.

Indeed, experience is the best teacher. Maybe after an experience in your hands, he’ll know better than to be a simp. SO PLEASE EAT HIS MONEY...

However, on another note by the time you leave him, If he comes for your head to take a piece of revenge, I no dy o ...

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Romance / Re: Help I Can't Access My Stock Again by BarrSly: 2:57pm On Aug 14, 2021
Who still buys stocks with brokers when you’ve got lots of companies online such as wealth.ng Yochaa and co into sales of stocks..

Anyway is it Nigerian based stocks or United based stocks?

Visit their office in Lagos.
Romance / Re: What Will Happen If The Man Eventually Find Out by BarrSly: 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2021
Feel free to sleep with a persons wife if you want to..

Let's forget this whole karma stuff because how will you tell me that if I sleep with a persons wife, someone will sleep with my own wife too

That simply means, the person whose wife I am sleeping with currently also slept with another persons wife so I am his own karma!!!

What I’m saying is this.. if your wife is going to cheat, she’s definitely going to cheat ain’t shit you can do about it.

So live your life.
Travel / Re: Suspected Ritualist Causes Serious Accident Driving One Way (Video) by BarrSly: 1:24pm On Aug 13, 2021
One way driving - guilty

Reckless driving occasioning harm - guilty

Possession of charms and juju - flimsy charge and should be thrown out the window.

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Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by BarrSly: 2:44am On Aug 13, 2021
Exact words of one of my colleagues. grin
radautoworks:
big boy car, big boy problems

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