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PoliticsRe: Is It True FG Has Re-Arrested Nnamdi Kanu? by BarrSly: 3:00pm On Jun 29, 2021
Lol geee my own be say who give this guy the Fendi designers when e wear so.

Ps: the pictures appear photoshopped but by tomorrow morning we go know wether na true or not.
RomanceRe: Did I Make A Mistake By Not Collecting This Female Celebrity's Number?(pics) by BarrSly: 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2021
Is it just me or do I see this guy ending up like Airforce1 huh?
RomanceRe: You Are Not Stingy If You Don't Give Your Girlfriend Money by BarrSly: 7:46am On Jun 29, 2021
Savage
escapefromusa:
Thank God for push up bra's
RomanceRe: (no Car Key, No Chase Me) What Do You Think About This Statement. by BarrSly: 7:31am On Jun 29, 2021
Listen geeee it’s about time we accept something which is the fact that every girl has a right to demand you possess some certain qualities and possessions before going out with you HOWEVER a man also has every right to demand that a lady has certain qualities before I go out with her.

For those of y’all in the dating scene, every woman needs a HVM same way I wanna know, “what are you bringing to the table”? If it’s just puzzy n b00bs b!tch get lost.


But I ain’t up for that dating shit, I just wanna dig her sweet watery guts till she f@cking buuhhhhh.
RomanceRe: No Girlfriend, No Fiancee Yet! But I Want To Get Married This Year by BarrSly: 5:12am On Jun 29, 2021
Simply put geeeee

No problem No Dilemma but you want to enter prison .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Would I Be Jailed For If I Fought Someone At Work? by BarrSly: 12:57pm On Jun 28, 2021
Naahh geeee fight na fight work/away.
RomanceRe: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by BarrSly: 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2021
Lol you are just a pained 304. grin

Octopusssy:
See this one running his mouth like he actually knows what he is saying.
RomanceRe: My Recent Experience & Sexcapades (runs Girls, Dating Etc by BarrSly: 5:42pm On Jun 27, 2021
Ok this is how.

1. You invite her over.
2. She tells you she’s coming with a friend and you say yes ( big sign you are a pushover)
3. You book a cab for them, they come over to your crib/hotel eat your food, drink your sh!t, smoke your kush lol then cause a bit of confusion or issue and then you have to book a cab back for them home otherwise all hells gonna let loose.



I said NO from the beginning giving her the sign that the puzzy ain’t shit and I don’t take nonsense....



IgiveLadiesBj:
making fool out of the guy as in how
RomanceRe: Symptoms Of Sex Addiction And Knowing When To Get Help by BarrSly: 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2021
Mennn geee if f@ck dy hungry u abeg f@ck am.... addiction my ass...

Are you going to tell me a nymph is a sex addict? NO geee it’s a mere psychological disorder.
RomanceRe: My Recent Experience & Sexcapades (runs Girls, Dating Etc by BarrSly: 5:12pm On Jun 27, 2021
Na wen pple vote una go start to dy mess up dy abandon the story dy claim say una dy busy anyway I vote for continuation and I don’t doubt your story at all.


Ps: good job dissing off that b!tch who showed up with a friend to the hangout.

Just to share my experience, there was this chick I met via tinder, turns out she stays in my street with a female friend and claims she knows me by my car and sees me driving out to work everyday (Me I never see her but the pic I saw online showed some nice asss tongue)

We chatted for a while about a week, but I was so busy with work that I couldn’t invite her over irrespective of the fact that she was just 3 blocks away. Finally a public holiday came and I told her to come over and was even bold enough to let her know she won’t return back to her house that night. She was cool with it but requested if she could come over with her friend then towards the evening the friend would return home and let us be, I told her point blank HELL NO.

She eventually came alone and the banging was mad... long story short she appreciated my boldness and refusal of her friend to accompany her and even told me of how they both go to see guys and end up making a fool of the guys. I dug her sweet watery guts a few times before she returned. Case closed. cool





yabas:
We need vote, if you want more juist
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Too Desperate To Get Admission by BarrSly: 8:17am On Jun 27, 2021
Oh my geeee


Consider your bitch as good as gone

The moment she’s in college niggas gone dig her guts (x2)

I’m sorry geeeee just dig her guts as many times as possible till she f@cking buuhhhh.

The moment she steps into campus, she’s going to have niggas I mean Wolves running down on her just waiting to tear her pants apart and spread dem cheeks wide open aaahhhh like spongebobs mouth.

Meanwhile if you are still doubting what I’m saying then I leave you with this vlog post by my mentor.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLVNjdabkU&t=1s


Stay Cold.
CrimeRe: Chidimma Will Not Die: I Can Defend Her And Get Her Sentence Reduced by BarrSly: 8:16pm On Jun 26, 2021
Meehnn geeee I can’t believe a lawyer wrote this sh!t. He spoke from a point of logic and not of law I won’t even bother responding, I’m out.


Voy:
I can defend her and get her sentence reduced to less than 10yrs imprisonment.

Now, you guys must understand that I am writing this in my capacity as a lawyer. We don't show feelings in things like this. First, the law does not permit you to kill another. But if enough excuse exists to justify the killing, then you will not be sentenced TO DEATH for murder, but you may go to jail for a few years for manslaughter.

In this case, Chidimma has two main defences that she can explore. I don't want to go into the two of them. I want to talk about the defense of SELF-DEFENSE. Yes, self defense can avail her at the trial.

These are my reasons.

The man in question is a 50yr old man while Chidimma is only a tender girl of 21yrs. By merely looking at her, you can recognize that she will be easy to subdue. It is a natural fact that the strength of a man cannot in any way, be compared to that of a woman.

So, after he had "had his way" with her for the first time, which she said she didn't like and because of that "she stayed on her own", this man later on came for a second bite. So much like when King Agrippa killed James and saw that the Jews didn't do anything, he wanted to kill Peter too.

She clearly told him that she wasn't happy with the first one. She also told him that he had only been using her without helping her. At that point, you can agree with me that she was feeling used, raped and abused. She was feeling cheated on the relationship. And she wanted to stop it, so as to balance the equation.

On his second sex attempt, she told him no. But he wouldn't take a no for an answer. Then, he bacame violent. Mark the phrase; he became violent.

But then, we must recall that this man did the first sex violently. The girl said that she wanted to resist him in the first one but he insisted "and had his way". And this is the same formula he wanted to use in this second rape seeing that he got away with the first.

Now, rape is defined in the criminal code as sex without the consent of the girl. Listen o, it doesn't matter if the person is your boyfriend. The only exception is for married couples. But as long as you aren't married, it is called RAPE.

Back to the issue.

This man became violent AGAIN. He probably reasoned within him that since she yielded the first time after he "used violence", that the same formula will apply again. One would even ask; since she is your girlfriend, and you guys rented an apartment just to have exclusive time, why then do you have to use violence to have sex with her?

So, this 50yr old man then chased her. She ran to the kitchen. The man kept the pursuit. In the kitchen, he grabbed her. But before doing that, the man had locked the door and hid the key.

What does that tell you?

So, he grabbed her by the throat. This did not happen in the bedroom, but in the kitchen. It shows that the girl ran to the kitchen "for safety". But since he had already locked the doors, she had nowhere else to go.

He then grabbed her by the throat with his 50yr old grizzly muscles. She was screaming for rescue but none came. He pinned her against the wall. She was helpless. Can you picture this scenario in your mind?

A 50yr old man grabbing and pinning this tender looking 21yr old girl, against the wall, in an attempt to RAPE her, not to bless her. I can guess that he was trying to untie his trousers at this time, with one hand.

So, seeing that she was about to be raped again and there is no help in sight, she stretched her hands and it caught a knife. She then stabbed him in the neck.

Now, stabbing someone in the stomach and stabbing someone in the neck region does not mean the same thing. When you stab in the stomach, it showed that your hands had all the flexibility and options to choose where to stab. But when you stab at the neck, it paints the picture of someone that has been denied flexibility and freedom. It means that the man may have suspended her in the air by her armpit and she couldn't bring down her hands freely.

This shows that this girl was chocked or pinned against the wall by this voracious rapist who wouldn't take a no for an answer.

And after she stabbed him, that was when he released her. And immediately, he went for the knife, to counter attack. The girl was Wis to have reached for it and stab him again, possibly thinking the initial stab didn't harm him enough to prevent another chase from him.

Remember, the house has been locked and there was no where of escape. In my mind, she did the right thing by stabbing him again because I am sure he would have chopped her into pieces like onions had he laid hands on her.

Now, the only place I have deep trouble is the fact that this girl still had the tranquility to go to his ATM and withdraw 380k AFTER this miracle. But then, what we are concerned with is what happened at the scene of crime, not after.

God bless you for listening.
BARR. AGBAI STEPHEN EMELE
Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria.


Source: https://www./NaOurOwn/permalink/1804008643140777/
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by BarrSly: 7:54pm On Jun 26, 2021
Tortured life? LoL definitely not me geee I just got back from an international vacation and the moment I get leave from work I’m hitting another country. cool


9jaRealist:
Ignoring the CRUDE MISOGYNY…
Little wonder so many Nigerian males live a tortured life and die young. SMH
>
RomanceRe: This Happened In A Campus. Broad daylight. by BarrSly: 7:40pm On Jun 26, 2021
Yea geeee it’s some real sh!t but I no blame the girl na the guy give an leg.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by BarrSly: 7:16pm On Jun 26, 2021
No geeee you getting it all wrong. It’s toxic when you are being aggressive about it all. Our brother here showed some love but apparently isn’t getting same back.

What I simply encourage and advocate for is the principle of “You give me shit I give you shit”.


BigBashiru:
stop encouraging toxic masculinity. it's okay for men to show emotions.....
RomanceRe: Falling D!ck by BarrSly: 7:04pm On Jun 26, 2021
You get chance use Babalawo and of all things you could use him to do na to check why you no fit f@ck ONE GIRL! you got a long way to go geeee.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated A Female Soldier Before? by BarrSly: 2:28pm On Jun 26, 2021
One basic rule.


They can cheat BUT YOU CANT CHEAT.
RomanceRe: How Do You Correct Your Partner When They Misbehave In Public. by BarrSly: 2:24pm On Jun 26, 2021
Back when I still dy do all this rubbish love and partner thing, once she Bleep up and she look my face she go know say she don marsh banga and immediately correct herself. I no dy too dy talk.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by BarrSly: 2:15pm On Jun 26, 2021
Noooo geeee she’s trying to get you emotional. As a man, you should show no emotion, stay cold. When you meet a woman all you should be about is digging her sweet watery guts. I know you are pained but if you confront her she’s going to know she’s got you where she wants you to be so the next time she asks you for something and you say no or you mess up contrary to her likes and wants, she’s just going to get you worked up and emotional like she is currently doing.


My advice: ignore her and keep digging her sweet watery guts till she mother f@cking buhhhh when you are tired then you move.
RomanceRe: Cheating Is Not BAD. It Is Natural In Our Genes by BarrSly: 2:11pm On Jun 26, 2021
Cheating is not natural or in the gene.....


Cheating is NECESSARY.
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by BarrSly: 1:57pm On Jun 26, 2021
lol I’m not even advising OP to go into any other serious relationship after this one. I used to be a cold nigga no heart no love however I met a girl recently who captured my heart that I was so scared. Guess what bro, I’m breaking up with her by month end and returning back to the cold world. cool



StUriah:
99% of ladies are secretive. Hardly will you have a girlfriend or a fiancee that is not into multiple relationships these days. They know guys too double date & they don't feel like their pvssies should be tied down to enjoy only one dickk during their lifetime. Come to think of it, how can a lady be satisfied with a single sex partner when she has tasted some very sweet random dickks, some have or are still supporting her financially, morally, emotionally? Do you think they won't support her sexually? That's the reality for majority of our ladies today. The economy is too harsh. No one is exempted. The more reason most ladies are into silent prostitution.

Even if you dump her sorry ass, what is the guarantee that your next girlfriend won't be worst than her?

I pray the OP finds peace in his future relationship.
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by BarrSly: 1:55pm On Jun 26, 2021
You valid gee cool

zhayyd039:
Steph is cold✅�
CrimeRe: Video: Usifo Ataga Corpse! Dead Body Of Super TV CEO Emerges Online (Graphic) by BarrSly: 11:52am On Jun 26, 2021
Meeehhnnn dude you got a long way to go! Where did I mention that murder in the kitchen is different from murder in the toilethuh


Go and listen to her confession where she said the fight/struggle ensued INSIDE THE KITCHEN! Then come back and read my write up.

All I am simply saying is, does her confession corroborate with the physical evidence? If yes then the prosecution has failed to prove premeditated murder beyond reasonable doubt.

Secondly I am not talking from the point of view of the investigator (the investigator even has nothing to do in this case all he has to do is do his investigation and submit results to the PROSECUTION)I speak rather from the stand point of defense.

Simply put, my client says the fight took place in the kitchen, physical evidence shows his body was discovered in the kitchen, the balance of probability is in our favor that self defense was the intent of my client as opposed to premeditated murder being suggested by the prosecution and the court has said overtime that “crime must be proven beyond reasonable doubt” this the prosecution has failed to do. see the case of R v CHIKELO.





VULCAN:
Let me just drop two pertinent question that unravels you no 2 wrote.

1.Who told you that WHERE you kill a person in a house determines whether it's manslaughter or murder? Just because she claims he tried to rape her in the kitchen and then his body being found in the kitchen does not mean that her claim is true.

2. Will any serious investigator value the details of her confession beyond tissue paper considering she based her actions on attempted rape whereas he sent her money to book the airbnb?
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by BarrSly: 10:20am On Jun 26, 2021
Mmmaaaahhhhhh niggggaaaaaaaaa




Junnior:
Lol. You watch stephIsCold on YouTube?
CrimeRe: Video: Usifo Ataga Corpse! Dead Body Of Super TV CEO Emerges Online (Graphic) by BarrSly: 8:30am On Jun 26, 2021
The body position of this man tells a lot.

1. If she said the fight ensued in the kitchen, was that where the body was discovered and this picture taken?
2. I would conclude this was manslaughter if indeed that is where his body was discovered.
3. I would have said it’s murder had it been he was discovered in a position like a bed, sofa etc.
4. He died facing up which means she had power over him proving the theory that she must have drugged him before the act therefore making it murder and not manslaughter.




In law to prove death, two things are important;

1. Mens Rea (mental premeditation)
2. Actus Rea (Actual killing) which has been proven.
You prove actus and mens rea we have murder. However with the way it’s going, Mens Rea is yet to be proven so she might get away on manslaughter...

Discovey ID don do me bad thing. grin

RIP.
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by BarrSly: 8:12am On Jun 26, 2021
No diss bro but this is the dumbest idea ever!!!! What the Bleep u mean telling him to hit up the other nigga for a chathuhhuhhuh



CsRockefeller:
Calm down, first, don't do anything stupid.

Get the guys number and request a man to man conversation, find out everything (he will be honest with you). That will determine what you should do next.

However, one thing is certain - your woman isn't honest, and that's a red flag.
RomanceRe: Finally!!! Something Good Is Coming Out Of This Country (pics). by BarrSly: 11:15pm On Jun 25, 2021
Cliche song lyrics I stopped playing the moment I heard “now we don dy make am”.
RomanceRe: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by BarrSly: 11:14pm On Jun 25, 2021
Just allow her to recoup all your money you spent on dowry from the nigga then dump her ass cause trust me he’s already digging her guts out till she bbuuuhhhhh
BusinessRe: The Curious £2.55bn Award Against Nigeria by BarrSly: 11:04pm On Jun 24, 2021
Great read!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Court Voids PDP Delegate Elections by BarrSly: 5:08am On Jun 24, 2021
This matter could have been knocked out on
technical grounds I.e the court has no right to dictate the internal workings and runnings of a political party see the case of PDP v CHIME, SYLVA v PDP, PAM v ANPP. This is not mere talk I have successfully handled political parties matters and had them knocked out via P.O. At times some judges head dy touch sha. grin

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