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I’m saying it’s a replica

Patrioticbreed9:
what are trying to explain mr man?

are you saying is cheap or expensive? cause i don't get!

In Dubai at Emirates Mall.. no time to floss cause it’s not a big deal.

Pauldollars:
Sharrap man. When did you buy a palm slippers for 96k?

255k? For Nigeria used xsmax lol dreamer...
foreign used is going for 235k check Canoon Store on IG

Geeee you made a mistake getting married in the first place. You are comfortable enough all you need is a kid and your life can go on.

The words of a woman can only hurt us when we have decided to build our life around her. That’s what marriage made you do, and now you can’t ignore her hateful words.

Divorce, get back in the streets, dig some watery guts till you buhhhhh and be happy.

Ok call your sister over am game.

I for share am but I need to create a new account for the purpose of secrecy and I actually don’t have that strength to do so right now.

20k Hell no bought that shit at Adidas retail store in Emirates Mall on 23rd of Dec last year for $234 - Black Neoprene sh!t

Absolutely geeee so on point although he could have simply ejected her parents but it’s his property so he can do what he wishes with it..

Even quavo got his b!tch a Rolls Royce in December 2020. She f@cked up in May 2021 they split up and he took his Rolls Royce back.

Hahaha #savage

KnightsTemplar:
Na why you dey wear surgical gloves to repair car?, guy you funny.

He thinks he is a Gentleman . #simp

I dy tell u

Carchoice:
The song is wack.

If you watch border patrol
You’ll know that security cameras picked you out as suspicious. They didn’t just get contacts from your phone they’ve also checked your chats to see who you told “I’m not coming back to that zoo oooo” lol.

Be calm sha if you are clean you’ll be let through hope you plan to return back to naija o

Quick advice: I’d say stop updating anybody anything going on right now not even nairaland till you are out and if you must say anything incriminating please don’t connect to their wifi while having such communication cause they have sniffing packets on their wifi networks lol every single thing you do will be sniffed and data sent back to their admins.

Yes you are going to deal with your younger brother brutally cause that’s what he deserves but I have a quick question for you that no one has asked..


Have you asked your father wether in his own days he used to beat his dad (your grandfather).

Remember an apple doesn’t fall too far from the........

Now availability of a landing strip becomes an issue cause you can’t just drive in and out of an airport like that... security isshhh.

I approach their checkpoint with a straight look on my face, have my wig as a lawyer on my dashboard and we do not waste time conversing before I move on.

One night I was on my way to the club and some mean looking officers stopped me.. first he did not want to believe I was a lawyer till I gave him my complimentary card.. he said I was too young lol next thing he asked me how much my boss was paying me to enable me afford a car at that point I lost my cool and warned him to stay clear of my finance and stick to his business as a security officer... as I drove away I saw a lot of young guys with flashy cars (who am I to tell if they were yahoo boys or what) anyway I knew the officers had them by the balls and these boys were begging like murder suspects.

Very correct boss one idiot was trying to play me that I needed medical permit for a FACTORY TINTED car ooooo telling me how he is a police officer and it’s his job to know.. I didn’t want to brag or show myself but at that point I knew if I don’t take him up on that statement he’ll take me for a ride so I made him understand I was a lawyer and knew exactly what the law said about factory fitted and self fitted tint. He had a smirk on his face and allowed me go.

showietee:
Even for factory fitted tint, some times naija police harass drivers.... what I have observed is that, you shouldn’t act like a prey with police, the moment you start begging, they will start billing you.... it’s better to speak accurately and intelligently with them, some times one can confuse them with intelligent talks.

Oga talk how you take resolve am or lock up.. shuuu this is why most people can’t prosper like gazzuzz...

mrcoolautofix:
Not all case tho this issue has been resolved

Geee go buy your own car then come back and ask this question. Even after buying your car my answer will still be.... NO!

Stupidquestions:
Let's assume you have access to your dad's car that you sometimes take out to cruise or hang out with babes especially when your dad is not around. And considering that after meeting babes there's usually need for timely logistics to hasten your time to lash her. Can you then just bang her in your dad's car if she's down to banging you based on the context. For instance: maybe on a lonely road in a cold night...or in the car behind a quiet bar?
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Now have you done it before?
And what do you think?
Honest comment needed.
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PS: This isn't about me, just some curious questions. Thank you.
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It’s simple logic geee... emotions!

You see we men, we just want to dig the sweet watery guts and buhhh but for the women, they take time to decide if you are someone who they are going to give it up to. If they agree to give it up to you it’s cause they’ve found some sort of emotional attachment and connection with you.

A man can easily say I want to f@ck that girl but rarely do you see girls say I want to f@ck that dude. They gotta like you first, something has gotta attract them to you and if you get in those sweet watery guts and do it right well it’s a bonus!!!

Don’t come around here with some little dick and weak s@x game and think she’s going to get hooked on afterwards lol you are just deceiving yourself.

I’ll be addressing this issue extensively on my channel next week...


Stay safe.

Meennn geeee this guy is beta as f@ck!!

A woman thrives on attention and if you give it to her, you automatically loose your self worth before her. A man should see himself as the prize, the goal, the one who is to be strived for and not the other way round.

I spit on this simps grave, keep exposing them geee... I feel you!

I’m not a fraudster though but I love it and own one you should try one soon, you’d love it.

Cokahot:
Cos most drunk yahoo boys like it

Why you come choose IS instead of ES

Cokahot:
Imagine of he had a lexus IS in this state,na r.i.p

Meehnn geeee When you treat her like a 304 (h0e) she would insult you and say men are scum....

Women feed on attention and she was clearly seeking and crying for attention now all dem sugar daddies have gotten her number she is coming to online to form remorse.

I’ve got no respect for women like this and if I meet you anywhere I just wanna dig your watery guts till you buhhhh and move the f@ck on.

She’s even old cargo thank God for push up .......

Yea geeee as much as I had always been a person who never believed in the supernatural, there was this house we lived in at Abule-egba, Ekoro to be precise. The house was f@cking haunted and my parents always said it but I refused to believe.

Mum would say at night while sleeping, she kept hearing foot steps along the passage and this was the footsteps of a giant I mean someone big. Dad finally also started to notice the same thing but trust me lol I really didn’t care and doubted.

Finally I was left home alone one day. I was seated in the parlor and I kept hearing this ticking sound coming in from within my parents room the moment I open the door, the noise would slow down in tempo and I would stretch a cane to touch a railing of the window and the sound would stop totally. The moment I took off the cane and turned around the sound starts IMMEDIATELY and when I return to the parlor, the noise would return AND THIS TIME EVEN LOUDER!! I would return and same thing would happen.

Little by little, dads Business folded up, followed by mums and so one day we brought over a pastor who clearly told us the house was f@cked up and told us a pot was planted somewhere under the house.. we started to pray and true to it we discovered the planted point (dining section) and the cemented ground even had a bit of a curve like the pot wasn’t so far below.

The rest is history we moved out for sure.

I have always tried to condition my mind that a house can’t determine your success but take it from me when I say IT HAPPENS!

The type of chick u f@ck with also determines your success level.. it’s not all about spirituality there’s also something called “bad energy” (I’ll address that on my YouTube channel sometime soon).

Stay safe y’all.

Lol

Cowbell our milk! I’m talking about the one broadcasted in the year 2003

Mmeeennnn ggeeeeee you just said some real sh!t right there. Hell yea!!

I mean for crying out loud, imma HVM I got my shit going for me business booming, money coming in and I’m taking good care of the chick so it’s my way or the highway. I don’t take shit from no 304....

Chicks play silly mind games to test your weakness and when you respond like a b!tch best believe she’s going to take big big big advantage of you.

See the horrible English from the one person who claims to be in Canada.... makes me wonder how you passed IELTS.....



Scammers for sure... n!ggas go don dy inbox say dem need Canada visa hahahaah

Can’t believe I booked a space to read this crap... meehnnn am outta here.