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Romance / Re: I’ve Decided To Get Rid Of My One Month Relationship With This Beautiful Angel by BarrSly: 12:16pm On Jul 03, 2021
255k? For Nigeria used xsmax lol dreamer...
foreign used is going for 235k check Canoon Store on IG
Romance / Re: How Do You Do Deal With A Negative, Critical Person, Who You Must Relate With? by BarrSly: 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2021
Geeee you made a mistake getting married in the first place. You are comfortable enough all you need is a kid and your life can go on.

The words of a woman can only hurt us when we have decided to build our life around her. That’s what marriage made you do, and now you can’t ignore her hateful words.

Divorce, get back in the streets, dig some watery guts till you buhhhhh and be happy.
Romance / Re: If Your Wife Tells You This “I Feel Like Doing Two-some” Reply As The Husband by BarrSly: 11:57am On Jul 03, 2021
Ok call your sister over am game.
Romance / Re: Do You Have Secrets You've Vowed To Take To The Grave? by BarrSly: 11:56am On Jul 03, 2021
I for share am but I need to create a new account for the purpose of secrecy and I actually don’t have that strength to do so right now. sad

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Romance / Re: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by BarrSly: 11:48am On Jul 03, 2021
20k Hell no bought that shit at Adidas retail store in Emirates Mall on 23rd of Dec last year for $234 - Black Neoprene sh!t

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Romance / Re: Man Destroys The House He Built 4 His Girlfriends Parent by BarrSly: 10:42pm On Jul 02, 2021
Absolutely geeee so on point although he could have simply ejected her parents but it’s his property so he can do what he wishes with it..

Even quavo got his b!tch a Rolls Royce in December 2020. She f@cked up in May 2021 they split up and he took his Rolls Royce back.
Car Talk / Re: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by BarrSly: 10:36pm On Jul 02, 2021
Hahaha #savage
KnightsTemplar:


Na why you dey wear surgical gloves to repair car?, guy you funny.
Romance / Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by BarrSly: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2021
He thinks he is a Gentleman . #simp

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Romance / Re: Am I The Only One That Experiences Something Like This? by BarrSly: 3:25pm On Jul 02, 2021
I dy tell u

Carchoice:
The song is wack.
Travel / Re: Finally In Russia!!! But.... by BarrSly: 6:55am On Jul 02, 2021
If you watch border patrol
You’ll know that security cameras picked you out as suspicious. They didn’t just get contacts from your phone they’ve also checked your chats to see who you told “I’m not coming back to that zoo oooo” lol.

Be calm sha if you are clean you’ll be let through hope you plan to return back to naija o

Quick advice: I’d say stop updating anybody anything going on right now not even nairaland till you are out and if you must say anything incriminating please don’t connect to their wifi while having such communication cause they have sniffing packets on their wifi networks lol every single thing you do will be sniffed and data sent back to their admins.

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Beats My Father by BarrSly: 6:07am On Jul 02, 2021
Yes you are going to deal with your younger brother brutally cause that’s what he deserves but I have a quick question for you that no one has asked..


Have you asked your father wether in his own days he used to beat his dad (your grandfather).

Remember an apple doesn’t fall too far from the........ undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Aircar: Futuristic Flying Car Takes To The Sky And Completes First Trip( Pix) by BarrSly: 9:00pm On Jul 01, 2021
Now availability of a landing strip becomes an issue cause you can’t just drive in and out of an airport like that... security isshhh.

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Crime / Re: The Nigerian Police Is Not Your Friend by BarrSly: 7:47pm On Jul 01, 2021
I approach their checkpoint with a straight look on my face, have my wig as a lawyer on my dashboard and we do not waste time conversing before I move on.

One night I was on my way to the club and some mean looking officers stopped me.. first he did not want to believe I was a lawyer till I gave him my complimentary card.. he said I was too young lol next thing he asked me how much my boss was paying me to enable me afford a car at that point I lost my cool and warned him to stay clear of my finance and stick to his business as a security officer... as I drove away I saw a lot of young guys with flashy cars (who am I to tell if they were yahoo boys or what) anyway I knew the officers had them by the balls and these boys were begging like murder suspects.

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Travel / Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by BarrSly: 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2021
Very correct boss one idiot was trying to play me that I needed medical permit for a FACTORY TINTED car ooooo telling me how he is a police officer and it’s his job to know.. I didn’t want to brag or show myself but at that point I knew if I don’t take him up on that statement he’ll take me for a ride so I made him understand I was a lawyer and knew exactly what the law said about factory fitted and self fitted tint. He had a smirk on his face and allowed me go.


showietee:


Even for factory fitted tint, some times naija police harass drivers.... what I have observed is that, you shouldn’t act like a prey with police, the moment you start begging, they will start billing you.... it’s better to speak accurately and intelligently with them, some times one can confuse them with intelligent talks.

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Car Talk / Re: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by BarrSly: 4:45pm On Jul 01, 2021
Oga talk how you take resolve am or lock up.. shuuu this is why most people can’t prosper like gazzuzz...

mrcoolautofix:


Not all case tho this issue has been resolved

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Romance / Re: Is It Right To Bleep A Girl In Your Dad's Car? Can You Do It? by BarrSly: 2:54pm On Jul 01, 2021
Geee go buy your own car then come back and ask this question. Even after buying your car my answer will still be.... NO!


Stupidquestions:
Let's assume you have access to your dad's car that you sometimes take out to cruise or hang out with babes especially when your dad is not around. And considering that after meeting babes there's usually need for timely logistics to hasten your time to lash her. Can you then just bang her in your dad's car if she's down to banging you based on the context. For instance: maybe on a lonely road in a cold night...or in the car behind a quiet bar?
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Now have you done it before?
And what do you think?
Honest comment needed.
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PS: This isn't about me, just some curious questions. Thank you.
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Romance / Re: This Question Needs A Serious Answer by BarrSly: 10:44pm On Jun 30, 2021
It’s simple logic geee... emotions!

You see we men, we just want to dig the sweet watery guts and buhhh but for the women, they take time to decide if you are someone who they are going to give it up to. If they agree to give it up to you it’s cause they’ve found some sort of emotional attachment and connection with you.

A man can easily say I want to f@ck that girl but rarely do you see girls say I want to f@ck that dude. They gotta like you first, something has gotta attract them to you and if you get in those sweet watery guts and do it right well it’s a bonus!!!

Don’t come around here with some little dick and weak s@x game and think she’s going to get hooked on afterwards lol you are just deceiving yourself.

I’ll be addressing this issue extensively on my channel next week...


Stay safe.
Romance / Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by BarrSly: 10:26pm On Jun 30, 2021
Meennn geeee this guy is beta as f@ck!!

A woman thrives on attention and if you give it to her, you automatically loose your self worth before her. A man should see himself as the prize, the goal, the one who is to be strived for and not the other way round.

I spit on this simps grave, keep exposing them geee... I feel you!

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Romance / Re: High Yahoo Boy Sleeps Inside Gutter by BarrSly: 10:15pm On Jun 30, 2021
I’m not a fraudster though but I love it and own one you should try one soon, you’d love it.

Cokahot:
Cos most drunk yahoo boys like it
Romance / Re: High Yahoo Boy Sleeps Inside Gutter by BarrSly: 3:59pm On Jun 30, 2021
Why you come choose IS instead of ES angry

Cokahot:
Imagine of he had a lexus IS in this state,na r.i.p
Romance / Re: Busty Lady Dance In Wedding Video Goes Viral by BarrSly: 3:51pm On Jun 30, 2021
Meehnn geeee When you treat her like a 304 (h0e) she would insult you and say men are scum....

Women feed on attention and she was clearly seeking and crying for attention now all dem sugar daddies have gotten her number she is coming to online to form remorse.

I’ve got no respect for women like this and if I meet you anywhere I just wanna dig your watery guts till you buhhhh and move the f@ck on.

She’s even old cargo thank God for push up .......
Romance / Re: Stories About People Living In Houses Haunted By Ghosts, Are They Real? by BarrSly: 3:31pm On Jun 30, 2021
Yea geeee as much as I had always been a person who never believed in the supernatural, there was this house we lived in at Abule-egba, Ekoro to be precise. The house was f@cking haunted and my parents always said it but I refused to believe.

Mum would say at night while sleeping, she kept hearing foot steps along the passage and this was the footsteps of a giant I mean someone big. Dad finally also started to notice the same thing but trust me lol I really didn’t care and doubted.

Finally I was left home alone one day. I was seated in the parlor and I kept hearing this ticking sound coming in from within my parents room the moment I open the door, the noise would slow down in tempo and I would stretch a cane to touch a railing of the window and the sound would stop totally. The moment I took off the cane and turned around the sound starts IMMEDIATELY and when I return to the parlor, the noise would return AND THIS TIME EVEN LOUDER!! I would return and same thing would happen.

Little by little, dads Business folded up, followed by mums and so one day we brought over a pastor who clearly told us the house was f@cked up and told us a pot was planted somewhere under the house.. we started to pray and true to it we discovered the planted point (dining section) and the cemented ground even had a bit of a curve like the pot wasn’t so far below.

The rest is history we moved out for sure.

I have always tried to condition my mind that a house can’t determine your success but take it from me when I say IT HAPPENS!

The type of chick u f@ck with also determines your success level.. it’s not all about spirituality there’s also something called “bad energy” (I’ll address that on my YouTube channel sometime soon).

Stay safe y’all.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me What Should I Do? by BarrSly: 6:33am On Jun 30, 2021
Lol
Music/Radio / Re: Best TV Ad Jingles by BarrSly: 7:09pm On Jun 29, 2021
Cowbell our milk! I’m talking about the one broadcasted in the year 2003 cheesy
Romance / Re: Why You Should Discipline A Woman's Bad Behavior by BarrSly: 6:19pm On Jun 29, 2021
Mmeeennnn ggeeeeee you just said some real sh!t right there. Hell yea!!

I mean for crying out loud, imma HVM I got my shit going for me business booming, money coming in and I’m taking good care of the chick so it’s my way or the highway. I don’t take shit from no 304....

Chicks play silly mind games to test your weakness and when you respond like a b!tch best believe she’s going to take big big big advantage of you.

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Romance / Re: Advice Needed by BarrSly: 6:09pm On Jun 29, 2021
See the horrible English from the one person who claims to be in Canada.... makes me wonder how you passed IELTS.....



Scammers for sure... n!ggas go don dy inbox say dem need Canada visa hahahaah
Romance / Re: Before I Do Something Stupid. I Need Advice Desperately!!! by BarrSly: 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2021
Can’t believe I booked a space to read this crap... meehnnn am outta here.
Politics / Re: Is It True FG Has Re-Arrested Nnamdi Kanu? by BarrSly: 3:00pm On Jun 29, 2021
Lol geee my own be say who give this guy the Fendi designers when e wear so.

Ps: the pictures appear photoshopped but by tomorrow morning we go know wether na true or not.
Romance / Re: Did I Make A Mistake By Not Collecting This Female Celebrity's Number?(pics) by BarrSly: 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2021
Is it just me or do I see this guy ending up like Airforce1 ?

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