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Romance / Re: My Whole Life Is In Shambles Right Now by BarrSly: 9:38am On Jul 11, 2021
Lol still defending a hoe grin
Moz22:
no chance bruh
Romance / Re: My Whole Life Is In Shambles Right Now by BarrSly: 2:40am On Jul 11, 2021
Daammnn geeee seems like I just dug your girls sweet watery guts cause a girl I was with some days ago kept telling me how one of her long distance bf dy behave like fool. Does she have (Ce) in between her name?
Romance / Re: My Pregnant Girlfriend Has Ran Away With The Pregnancy by BarrSly: 2:37am On Jul 11, 2021
You are a dummy geeee if by now you don’t know that, that girl is not pregnant and even if she is it’s better you kick her out now before you take care of another man pikin...


If your gf is pregnant I’m sure it’s yet to be visible, niggas go just dy use their digging stick dy nack the pikin for head inside belle grin
22o62021:
[b] Our patents are aware of the pregnancy.

She traveled home and she told me that she has no money to come back, I sent her #12500. But I was surprised that her number stopped going through and I was restless. After the first day on the road, she called me to tell me that her step brother took her two phones inside her back and went away. I was surprised and asked her if the brother dropped her sim and she said yes. After three days on the road ,she finally came home past 11pm . When I went to open the gate for her, I saw that they were two girls outside, I let the both inside, she told me it was her step sister, I said ok because at this moment I thought maybe her sister is going somewhere else.

In the morning I woke up before then and I was at the bathroom when my girlfriend came in, I asked her , that she planned bringing her sister here without informing me , she said that it’s none of my business if she bring her sister, that her sister will not stay with me because she already has a work for her. I was angry but I kept quiet since she said that the said girl won’t be staying in my house. Before this my girlfriend stays with me but her belongings are not in my house, they are in her own place.


After about 5 days later , I got her another android phone because she was already asking for it because a guy bought a phone for her sister just in her four days in the city.

They will always come to my house to eat in the morning, on one particular day, I have yam at home and I bought everything that we will need to make porridge, I called them to come in the morning. Immediately they came, her sister opened the fridge to check for bread but couldn’t find any,my girlfriend gave her money to go buy one and eat, when they are done eating, I asked them to go cook the food, I followed my girlfriend to the kitchen but her sister stayed back, put on an earphone, on the fan and television, laid down. After 10 minutes in the kitchen I went inside to meet her and asked her to go help out in the kitchen, she just stood up and left my house. I told her that I don’t want to see her in my house again. My girlfriend after preparing the food, she fished in the flask and took it to her, I did not even ask her why because I know that she won’t have the heart to eat without her sister.

Right from that moment, my girlfriends behavior changed too, she will no longer call me on phone or come to my house, At their working place, her boss started complaining of her change in attitude since she brought her sister there.

Her boss was tired of complaining and sacked them. They came to my house when I was the kitchen, she joined me in the kitchen but her sister was inside. After cooking , we ate together in the kitchen and I went straight to stay at the balcony, she came to me and told me that they are going to her brothers place that she will be back.

It had been days now and she doesn’t pick my calls and I don’t even know where they are right now.

I have called with different numbers and she wasn’t picking.

This morning I called the numbers severally until a guy picked up, I asked after the owner of the phone and he told me that she is not around now, I told him whom I am and the said girl is pregnant for me. She was shocked and told me that they are together now in a different state with me. This is to say the said girl has ran to meet another girl with pregnancy.

My friend also called the guy and introduced himself as my elder brother, he explained everything to him and he promised to call us back when he get home, that he was not aware that she is pregnant, that he is going to send her back to where she cane from by tomorrow.

This evening they flashed me and I called them they will busy the call. Her number hasn’t been going through since then.

Many women have advised me to let her be for now that she will come back begging when she sees that no man is ready to take her in when the pregnancy starts coming out. Others said I should pet her to come back then talk sense into her.

To me right now, I have tried my best and I have chosen to stop looking for her.

Many people on this forum warned me about TIV girls and their promiscuous nature but I defended her thinking that she is different.

I have been avoiding my moms calls because I know that she will ask after her

I can’t sleep and I can no longer concentrate on anything I’m doing. It’s affecting me psychologically .[/b]


#modified

I’m 100% sure that I am the owner of the pregnancy

But this evening when I came back to the shop

My boy told me that she saw her sister and called her to the shop, he asked her about my girlfriend and she said she was at home (their brothers house) she said it’s the next street after mine but I can’t locate the particular house.

But I’m sure she is no longer in this state

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Romance / Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by BarrSly: 2:32am On Jul 11, 2021
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Travel / Re: Finally In Russia!!! But.... by BarrSly: 12:37pm On Jul 10, 2021
Exactly what I was going to tell him...


Not necessarily pic of yourself but document your trip with sights of places.


hammed71:
This time give us pictures or we won't believe you
Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by BarrSly: 12:30pm On Jul 10, 2021
If you are in Benin City I could direct you to my mechanic he does a perfect job on my is250 ... if you don’t mind.


TheNewAgeFarmer:
Help!!!. Lexus RX 330 2005 climate control not working, trunk not opening, power mirror not working, some light on the tachometer not working
Light on gear indicator does show.

Fixes I made.
Scanned the car. Got B1626
Replaced the climate control buttons no results.
Replaced the AC Brain box not results.
Seller collected them back.

Please what can I do to fix this issue.
Other than these issues. car drives well.
Travel / Re: I Just Got A 3-Month Visa To Dubai, I Need Your Suggestions Please!!! by BarrSly: 12:27pm On Jul 10, 2021
Lol u can’t get booze easily.. had to take a risky trip to Deira in one of those tall buildings where naija boys full to get a bottle of Rum and the shit tasted so diluted.....

All the while I was making the purchase my prayer was that the cops should not raid the place before I leave lol

ebuka10box:
The social life here is not nice though....
Romance / Re: Who Are They? by BarrSly: 10:41am On Jul 07, 2021
Members of the Association of Urgent 2k grin
Romance / Re: Chronic Back Pain by BarrSly: 10:39am On Jul 07, 2021
Geeee it could be anything simply get an X-ray done then we can follow up from there be it good or bad.

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Car Talk / Re: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by BarrSly: 10:09am On Jul 07, 2021
Contact Pattybf on nairaland. I don’t know how she did it for me but I didn’t travel down to her for any biometric and till date police has never had issues with my permit.



Calitoscassius:
Mmm... thank you! I don't have vision problems but my vehicle just happend to have tinted windows, I only became aware that tinted require a permit after i shipped the car to nigeria i tried to drive it, I did try to apply for the permit and i was told that i will have to provide a biometric for it, it thought, no way! I ain't gonna do that! But they guy gave me another option of a temporary permit for the few weeks i am in nigeria to present to the police. I haven't done it yet though.

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Car Talk / Re: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by BarrSly: 10:06am On Jul 07, 2021
My car is a factory tinted one and before the coming of this new ban or whatever by the IG, I had only been disturbed once by a police officer over my tint.

He probably felt I was a fool lol I told him it’s a factory tint and he said I still needed medical permit at that point I just bursted his bubbles and made him understand that I am a lawyer and the provisions of the Motor Vehicle Act 1991 only states that medical permit is only needed where I affix a tint by my own choice for medical or security purposes.

He was devastated and all he could say was “Barrister, Barrister “ and we both laughed.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Support Interview by BarrSly: 9:34pm On Jul 06, 2021
First question

1. Who is Leo?

Joke with this at your own peril.

Sorry I’m back late second question

2. A complaint is escalated to you by Customer Care that the UBA App keeps returning the error code 00103 what is your first advice/line of action ?

3. If you give a correct answer to 2 then they ask “where this line of advice or action fails what is your next step of action?”


I won’t give you full expo go and study you be IT personnel you suppose know wetin to expect I hope you get the job.... We are waiting. cool

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Romance / Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Keep Visiting Me by BarrSly: 9:22pm On Jul 06, 2021
Since she is pregnant but the stomach is yet to protrude then you are in luck to bang her raw and splash your akamu without fear of pregnancy.
Romance / Re: Bro Code OO3 by BarrSly: 8:58pm On Jul 06, 2021
A bro shud never gossip about a bro with a b!tch

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Romance / Re: Bro Code OO3 by BarrSly: 8:56pm On Jul 06, 2021
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Romance / Re: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by BarrSly: 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2021
It hurts to know he still went on to argue with these broke no future mofos ..


Iceyjayzz:
You should have known how stupid this people are, you really messed up by showing them proofs

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Travel / Re: Finally In Russia!!! But.... by BarrSly: 4:08pm On Jul 05, 2021
I told you your conversations were being monitored lol.

PasD:
UPDATE WITH TEARS

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE

SO THE RUSSIAN IMMIGRATION TAPPED INTO OUR PHONES AND READY ALL OIR CONVERSATIONS EVEN THE ONES WE DELETED THEY DUG THEM BACK AND SHOWED US.


THEN THEY ALERTED THE ATHENIAN IMMIGRATION THAT SOME RUGGED GUYS WANT TO DROP OFF AND MAKE TROUBLE

BEFORE WE LANDED IN ATHENS A DOZEN POLICEMEN WHERE WAITING (WITHOUT GUNS THOUGH)

I STILL TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND THE POLICE MEN PURSUED ME LIKE A RAT AND CAUGHT ME.

INITIALLY THEY BEGGED ME TO RETURN TO MY PLANE AND WHEN I REFUSED THESE GUYS CALLED ANOTHER SET OF STUPID POLICEMEN THAT BEAT ME BLUE BLACK. THANK GOD FOR MY PILOT THAT RESCUED ME FROM THERE HANDS THESE GUYS WOULD HAVE KILLED ME I SWEAR.

THEY HANDCUFFED ME FROM ATHENS TO ETHOPIA AND TWO ATHENIAN POLICE MEN WHERE ASSIGNED TO ME! (ALTHOUGH THEY LATER PITIED ME AND REMOVED THE HANDCUFF 1HR TO ETHOPIA AIRPORT AND THEN GAVE ME FOOD. I DON SUFFER I SWEAR.

I HAVE BRUISES AS I WRITE. IM IN A HOTEL IN AGOR PALACE AS I WRITE (I CANNOT GO BACK TO MY HOUSE IN AJAMGBADI OJO) I DEY SHAME. LOLZ CHAI THIS LIFE.

SO MY AGENT WANTS TO MAKE PAPERS FOR ME WITH WORK PERMIT TO MAURITIUS (EAST AFRICA). ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF NIGERIA EVEN IF IT IS TO GO TO TOGO I SHALLLLLLLLL!

THAT IS THE UPDATE. THANKS FOR THOSE THAT WISHED ME LUCK AND FOR THOSE THAT WISHED I DIED IM STILL HERE WITH 8 LIVES REMAINING HAHAHAHAH ONE LIFE GONE!


I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UPDATE ON MY NEXT TRIP SHAAA COS ITS PAINFUL TO DO SO.

GOD HELP ME PLS. HELP ME. I KNOW I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE. GOD HELP ME OOOOOOOOO. WHO I OFFEND.

GOOD NIGHT AND GOODBYE

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Romance / Re: You Love Her But She Like You As Just Friend. What To Do? by BarrSly: 4:02pm On Jul 05, 2021
Lol bro leave am he’s attacking everyone here and calls himself certified relationship coach only God know the kind advice you dy give


Premiumwriter2:
are you sure you are ready to succeed at all as a content creator or something?

You created a thread and I'm engaging with it and you are finding faults? Wtf

No worry. Next time you go upload content and nobody go even open the thread talk more of checking out your videos
Crime / Re: See What Happened To Girl Who Tried To Steal Yahoo Boys Phone by BarrSly: 4:03pm On Jul 04, 2021
Why her face still smooth If na guy man now all him face for don scatter..

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Romance / Re: You Love Her But She Like You As Just Friend. What To Do? by BarrSly: 3:46pm On Jul 04, 2021
Simp n!gga take advice from a dude holding his shirt with a bulldog clip at your own peril.

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Romance / Re: . by BarrSly: 3:36pm On Jul 04, 2021
Oohhhh geeee never give a woman validation...
Romance / Re: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by BarrSly: 3:33pm On Jul 04, 2021
Simp

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Girl Who Loves Night Party And Clubbing? by BarrSly: 3:28pm On Jul 04, 2021
Geee you are being a f@cking Simp with this question of yours. Who send u message to enter relationship Who even send u message to go date a club girl..

I can’t count how many club girls I’ve smashed in the bathroom of the club while their boyfriend is out there placing orders..

How many I secretly gave my complimentary cards while their bf is paying the bills..

guy your b!tch goes to the club in order to be impressed by affluent spending guys and those guys dig her sweet watery guts till she buhhhhhh...

Better run leave the girl and if u know what’s good for you simply date to smash and not to attach.

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Romance / Re: How Many Weeks Is It Recommended When Trying To Give Her A Space ? by BarrSly: 8:53am On Jul 04, 2021
Simp
Romance / Re: Should I pill It Out Or Respect The Code Of Conduct Of Nursing by BarrSly: 8:49am On Jul 04, 2021
Oga it’s not your business. If those girls agree to let him dig their seeet watery guts raw then it’s their business.
Romance / Re: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by BarrSly: 7:27am On Jul 04, 2021
Bro I don decide not to argue with broke niggas on here.. told them I got mine at Adidas retail store inside Emirates Mall at the rate of $234 they were capping nonsense...

When they get to this point in life then they’ll be able to relate... I was at a point in life where I shopped for slides from Aboki’s pushing carts.. then I upgraded to buying them at Onitsha main market.. now I fly out and buy them at the stores owned by the company themselves...

Life is stage by stage...


Iceyjayz:
You and your father are the church rat, miserable broke nigga.

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Car Talk / Re: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by BarrSly: 7:22am On Jul 04, 2021
Na him type dy cover book for exam hall grin


Promzy99:
Lol! Op dey form wetin i no even know. Him jst dey hype himself like say d knowledge of d work na heaven give am. This is d difference btwn d blacks nd whites. While as an apprentice
, I neva saw my boss perform bat3 drain test like a pro. I had to go 2 youtube, I watched a video from "eric the car guy" and til date I cn perform a drain test even while sleeping. Last week I did one on a new morden RAV4. there r many free videos online with many pros who r humble nd willing to share. But u see people like dis OP? he thinks hez tryin 2 be smart nd diplomatic bt, all I cn see is jst unnecessary pride.
Travel / Re: Finally In Russia!!! But.... by BarrSly: 7:19am On Jul 04, 2021
This guy go make am thru .. actively following.. he’s gat nothing to loose.

PasD:
UPDATE...WE BOUT LEAVING RUSSIA...WILL UPDATE YOU GUYS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. BUT SO FAR HERE IS MY PLAN

-DROP OFF AT ATHENS
-THROW AWAY MY PHONE AND TEAR MY PASSPORT
- PUSH A POLICE MAN IN ATHENS TO GET ATTENTION
- SEEK ASYLUM
- SUCCEED AND MAKE IT IN LIFE

CIAO BROTHERS AND SISTERS. KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS

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Travel / Re: Finally In Russia!!! But.... by BarrSly: 7:15am On Jul 04, 2021
Exactly what I warned him..
pocohantas:


Heya. I hope it is not their wifi you are using to post on Nairaland sha.
Romance / Re: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by BarrSly: 6:43am On Jul 04, 2021
I’m saying it’s a replica

Patrioticbreed9:

what are trying to explain mr man?

are you saying is cheap or expensive? cause i don't get!




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Romance / Re: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by BarrSly: 6:42am On Jul 04, 2021
In Dubai at Emirates Mall.. no time to floss cause it’s not a big deal.


Pauldollars:


Sharrap man. When did you buy a palm slippers for 96k?

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