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RomanceRe: How To Play A Guy by BarryX(m): 11:32pm On Nov 04, 2013
chineloSA: Lawd shocked shocked shocked shocked where were you when I was a player grin grin grin grin grin grin
I'm here dearie

Time machine to the rescue !! grin
RomanceRe: . by BarryX(m): 11:23pm On Nov 04, 2013
Which of you sweet ladies mind being a baby mama for moi ? grin
RomanceRe: How To Play A Guy by BarryX(m): 11:00pm On Nov 04, 2013
Focus on his pockets
Look for the newest methods of defrauding a player not the old fake pregnancy ish (i-missed-my-period), mouthy love confessions etc ,

Dear, you'll have to be creative - G-boys/ Yahoo boys think out of the box to woo a white lady, Some even go the extremes "native SciencePlus"!

I can recommend that if you're really serious making a mugu out of the dude .

Or rather try the subtle ones like "jackpot monthly salary" BUT you'll have to up your game as regards the course bedmatism 069 and higher level cores like punchjobs, fingerjobs and blowjobbing.

The higher level courses helps in stimulating the mugu cells resident in the cerebrum, and that takes the intelligence and his thinking to the third gentleman of the realm

This lecture don't come easy !!
Drop your offering on your way out grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant! Shows Off Growing Baby Bump. by BarryX(m): 9:54pm On Nov 04, 2013
wonlasewonimi: You no go put fuel inside fairly used car before driving on a long journey?
That fuel is not green-friendly

Using such "fuels" add to global warming
You dig
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant! Shows Off Growing Baby Bump. by BarryX(m): 9:51pm On Nov 04, 2013
azeeza: Lol!! See your teeth, you no dey do?
I don't DO again ,
I'm an advocate of No intimacy. Before marriage !

Worst case scenerio I ......... grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant! Shows Off Growing Baby Bump. by BarryX(m): 8:23am On Nov 04, 2013
Why do people s.h.ag before marriage huh

It's wrong
That equates to having baby out of wedlock grin
RomanceRe: But Why Ladies Are Now Fond Of Doing This Nah? Enough Of This Please by BarryX(m): 7:12am On Nov 04, 2013
byvan: Abraham is probably not as promiscuous as today 's young men,i presume he fed on fresh foods too, thus his virility is intact.Most 35yrs Olds these days are already worn out due to bad food,health damaging habits,promiscouity and lack of exercise undecided
And who has questioned our fertilityhuh
Promiscuity was rather rampant in Old testament than now -- check well !! grin

Don't tell me you're serious about that exercise shiiit huh

The Abraham of old that I know would probably not have a six-pack or exercise like we do grin

Sometimes I wonder how ancient people did it
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by BarryX(m): 9:34pm On Nov 03, 2013
lorretta u: At least you're good and you appreciate her
I've dated a broke assss nigga before
Did he appreciate that I told rich men off just to be with him?
Did he appreciate that I turned down some good gifts just to make him feel secure?

Your guess is as good as mine.
If I remember what he used to say
"One can't trust pretty ladies"

So don't blame some girls when they feel like they should get all they can while they can from a guy. Because some men no matter what you sacrifice for them will only see it as desperation and take advantage of it.
Don't blame some ladies.it's the orientation hard life gives smiley smiley
Moral of the story

Don't date a broke guy yea?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Take Good/genuine Men For Granted by BarryX(m): 12:52pm On Nov 03, 2013
Being Good is relative and totally dependent on the context it is defined.

Playing a loving good dude nollywood script like Ramsey Noah might give you an unwanted Cossy Orjiakor .

So it depends really !!

Remember Samson was madly in love with Delilah and guess what she did !!

She shove the dude's hair and "cooked a good dish for the philistines" and Samson {my guy } went through a series of Hot Iron soiree that got his eyes drilled out of the sockets .

Painful ??
So you see !! It's not as it seems (abracadabra is involved )
Happy Sunday fellas
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RomanceRe: Can You Date A Girl Older Than You? by BarryX(m): 12:37pm On Nov 03, 2013
Simple Word :
I must be older than my wife , I don't fancy a situation where I'm her younger brother's mate

PERIOD !!
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RomanceRe: The truth about today!!! by BarryX(m): 12:28pm On Nov 03, 2013
Confessions of frequent romance section visitors !


That's understandable enough !
PoliticsRe: How Jumia Nigeria Fires Its Staff: True Experience by BarryX(m): 8:45am On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=nutty_hnic]Most of you guys dont realiise the gravity of the lexis you use when addressing a situation.

How will a sane employed individual come to an abhorrent conclusion and his first line of statement is to state that the op is irresponsible? Do you use your brains and human discretion to analyse a situation at allhuh

You have dealt with employees like the op? You were lucky i never met an employer like you, i ll screw your business over!!![/quote] Do you believe in the concept behind the Karma philosophy!!

It will still happen to you when you have something of your own !

Your "lexis" doesn't really portray good employee attitude either

I know "employers" can really be a pain in the a.SS but resorting to tarnish a company because of a sack which is a norm in the employment world doesn't augur well with me !

#TeamEntrepreneurship anyday anytime
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RomanceRe: But Why Ladies Are Now Fond Of Doing This Nah? Enough Of This Please by BarryX(m): 8:32am On Nov 01, 2013
How many ladies really know what they want talk more of the younger ones who just escaped adolescence ?

Thank God she realised early she might likely cheat.

But isn't this SE,X thingy overrated- how do people equate sexual-satisfaction with marital bliss most times baffle me?.

Couples certainly outlive sex in marriage and again Sexual-satisfaction is not only sticking a willy into a honeypot.

Satisfaction to me is more of the sensual than humping and sweating my brains out like my life depend on it .
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PoliticsRe: How Jumia Nigeria Fires Its Staff: True Experience by BarryX(m): 7:26am On Nov 01, 2013
I have a friend who works there presently and trust me the dude complains like hell.

Truth be told, The first time I got to their new office at Adeniyi Jones , I was very impressed with the general youthful nature of staffs not knowing that's a façade.

OP -- Channel your energies elsewhere and be creative rather than crying foul for a Sack ?

Are they (JUMIA) worth the stress ??
RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 4:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
chineloSA: And what is dis one doing herehuh? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin- Amebor I guess !!
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 4:14pm On Oct 31, 2013
ChineloSA
Pretty with a flare for abstract perfection. Intelligent with words grin
A smiling disposition with vertices of dimples serenading the cheeks

Emotional and waggishly sensitive
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Argumentative -- got me thinking whether she has a Law degree
Average Nigerian Lady height 5"7

Fair-skinned , Fair-minded and probably likes Fairy tales grin
Party hard- , Loves outings and sips something when the occasion demands

Possesses the sweet-mother candour , caring -- so I conclude she's a mother or happily married !!
grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 3:42pm On Oct 31, 2013
chineloSA: Ok, am back my tap went dry

BarryX
Physical :
Tall, dark, Good physique ( and irritatingly brags about it )
Handsome ( knows it and carry that on this big head ) grin grin
Thinks highly of yourself
Hve long feel and ugly toes cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
BIG SQUARE HEAD grin grin grin grin grin

Personal traits :
Irritatingly persistent
Irritatingly intrusive
Funny in person more than e-personality
Womaniser
Charmer
Selfish
Argumentative, troublesome
Apt description of the barryX persona !!

Now my head is bigging but as for Ugly toes -- I Doubt that !! grin grin grin

My long well pedicured toes can be used for Nike sandals advert.

Can only be argumentative when the other party is interestingly witty with a smiling disposition grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 12:36pm On Oct 31, 2013
grin grin grin Okija_Juju
A bipolar personality, Haven't been to a shrine before ; Only seen shrine in Nollywood movies, very stubborn , can also pass for a cultist in his hey days;
Haven't travelled far , farthest place could be Accra though

Haven't been to the North ; Owns a Tokunbo car that could go to Ile-Ife only

Short , quite witty and undecided
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 11:01am On Oct 31, 2013
chineloSA: You go kill me with laughter. grin grin grin grin grin grin Wan say something but you wont allow me with your craziness. grin grin grin grin

Wait oo, need to get some water. grin grin grin
grin grin grin Say it dear -- Just the way I like it

**Itchy ears** grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 10:42am On Oct 31, 2013
NO LONG TIN: Barry X: insecure, always wanting to please everyone, has a weird sense of humour, short, shy, kind, not a social person, has few friends
Now more like it !!

But if 6" is short in Naija demography, Then it's well

"Insecurity" is a typical Nigerian predicament that even the president hasn't be able to solve.

I'm "insecured" like that
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Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 10:18am On Oct 31, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]^^^^^

Works for PHCN
Very skinny (a product of constant ascending and descending from Ladders)
Always has pliers and cutters in his back pocket.
No beards as he is a civil servant.
Presently unemployed due to the laying off of PHCN staff.[/quote] You were almost hitting the bullseye before the review dart lost its inertia.

You're wrong 99.9% but 0.1% right
Which is quite insignificant if you ask me !!
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Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by BarryX(m): 10:08am On Oct 31, 2013
In other words, I'm not popular enough to warrant a mental depiction.

Those of you that have constantly seen my posts and refuse to give me a Nairaland Review

I will personally orchestrate PHCN electricity seizures in your various neighbourhood/Ghettoes.

Make I see whether una phones/laptops go dey charged
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RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 8:45am On Oct 31, 2013
chineloSA: * rolling eyes*
grinDearie ... The taste of the pudding is in the eating !!
RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 8:22am On Oct 31, 2013
lertee: He is aries and he is so beautiful. kiss
Awww so sweet dear kiss
RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 2:02am On Oct 31, 2013
chineloSA: My little nephew is one. We are biggest friends and biggest enemies.

He is 15 and he like dating old girls like your 20+. So for that I find them weird. shocked shocked shocked shocked
I need to meet this little nephew of yours to teach him the basics behind the Aries conquest legacy.

Can't afford to let down the reputation
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RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 11:16pm On Oct 30, 2013
chineloSA: cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy See, you like being God's gift to woman.

You guys are just something else, though your presence add that spark wink wink wink wink

Energetic, never feel old, can party the whole night with an Aries, very orderly and clean.
Confirmation well servedkisskisskiss

Marry one and born one free is the biggest bonanza only Aries can givecheesy cheesy

#TeamAriesWedPisces

NB- We're the first sign of the Zodiac , being first sure comes with its advantages !
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 11:05pm On Oct 30, 2013
[quote author=2s£xy]Piceans are outrightly irritating and often have their priorities misplaced. tongue

You are just judging by ONLY one guy you were fortunate to meet. He may not be gullible but compassionate not to hurt you.

Just like the one I had with the type in your circle. I know she probably felt she was 'smart' but do you know the irony of it now? She lives in CONSTANT fear!

There are some people who don't impose their smartness on people just to show what they are capable of doing; it doesn't make them less smart.[/quote]Preach on bro


Can I hear an Amen from the Piscean Nelo Lady??
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RomanceRe: What Month Of Birth Are You Compatible With In Your Relationship? by BarryX(m): 10:58pm On Oct 30, 2013
chineloSA: Yes smart, if the synonym of smart is Gullible cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

They also think they are Gods gift to woman. Their confidence ( should I say over inflated ego ) is sickening tongue tongue tongue tongue
See Beef !!!cheesy cheesy cheesy
Babes!! We love you still
And as for "being God's gift to women"
Sincerely, I just learnt that today

And I swear -- it does sound good !! grin

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