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You shouldnt always display how stupid you are online ($55k salary?) You such a complete douchebag

IneedSugarMumy1:
Na the girl still win again, tiny dick and 55k salary




Make I go faint for jubrin head



Which kind mention be this this early morning I wan sleep abeg haba

Your boobs tho

Loyalblak007:
OP sorry

Haha Bros...Nobi Wrestling na

OfficialDad:
She tried slapping me, mehn I give her head butt oo , she fell down and faint. Thank God she didn't die, but she look like a dead person.

Later that night we fvcked till morning, and she passed out again . seems she's planning to die in my arms , she's a tactic girl for real.

Someborry that her head is paining her...all na lie she no get boyfriend

chiraqDemon:
What would u have done if he slapped you

"He is a bastard, im leaving"
U will tell ur friends and they will be like "he is a beast, if he does it once he will do it again, leave now before he kills you one day"

Now u slapped him u are feeling proud and funky

Smh sha. We Guys be taking crap on the daily.

He was scammed by the Hispanic girl...I'm sure he was paying the girl for papers

OboOlora:
They better settle out of court before the hubby gets to know.
I remember way back in Nigeria, my neighbour left his wife and son to go seek greener pasture in America. He overstayed his visa and had to do arrangee wedding so he contacted someone back home to help annul his marriage in Nigeria so he could marry his hispanic GF for papers. The wife found out and without confronting him, she 'moved on'. The guy has been in America for 4years now, no papers. My husband told me the hispanic girl left him when the process was almost completed and he's now back to square one. MORAL OF THE STORY: Distance is never advisable, konji is a bastard!

If your Dad isn't rich then your Mum issa what?
Well you a kid anyway & I know you from a poor background cos Girl from well to do homes dont whine about dont date a broke guy.. it's your choice tho & let me know when you meet that rich dude....say I'm broke that's your biz

biacan:
When I said don't date broke guys they won't listen

ladies don't ever adjust yourself to please a man if he doesn't like you the way you are he should f**k off......you can never please men

Bloggers & Lies
The story doesn't add up with the Topic

activistjohnny:
Ghanaian man commits suicide days after posting about his family’s refusal to allow him marry his babymama. check the photos below:

source:http://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2017/10/ghanaian-man-commits-suicide-days-after.html

May God forgive you

Isokowadoo:
Buhari is a Curse !!

Badnews,hardship, blood Re all on Buhari s head.

Dont mind the morons condemning her...he should go and buy another gen as he is a rich man oppressing his neighbors & doesn't want to pay NEPA bills causing noise and air pollution.. Its only brainless idiots will support the guy..

poverty has eaten deep that generator is part of luxury in this country.. Fela said it all

mdokaba1:
As much as i condemn her action but just to add that:

Those calling the lady out, have probably never stayed with annoying and non-corporating neighbours who exempt themselves from every development driven moves in the compound.

In fact I am presently battling with one.

They can be so annoying and you out of frustration would want to device any means to injure their inflated egos.

A beg leave the woman jhor, I guess that was her last resort after so many unfruitful dialogue with the nebor.

If e pain nam , make him pack comot for the compound.

Nonsense man

You know this & the Govt doesn't? I didn't know you are the head of operations (Moussad-CIA interagency Taskforce)

The church of God is not a market place.. Because he came for sinners doesnt mean you should disrespect him, if you want comedy go to AY show... Where in your bible did you see such display done by any of the prophets or disciples

heffem:
...and if I may ask, whats wrong with inviting comedians/celebrities to the Church/house of God?.. after all Christ said he came not for the righteous but for the sinners. Dont you believe that these people might change for good? This "holier than thou" attitude is killing us really and until we change from it.......

God specifically told you Right? Woe unto the man that said God says & its otherwise

winternationals:
ok Mr Lecturer, Mr Wiser than Bible and God combined together, God ask me to tell you that His ways are different from your own way , and Proverbs 21 vs 2 says Every way of a man is right in his own eyes

That's fascinating...I will like to be a friend on and off here
Hope you dont mind?

Nah just warming up

rex444:
is the beef on yet?

Some women dont want a successful career all they want is a happy family.
Do what makes you happy

NiggaBoi:
I have come across a sizeable number of ladies and I always love engaging them in different types of conversations. I'm a person that's so focused about making a good living for myself so I'm always interested in seeing everyone around me successful and doing great. But it really breaks my heart every time I ask my female friends what they picture their future like.

The first thing they always talk about is getting married. They got me thinking and I got to understand why. The average African girl has been brought up with the mentality that marriage is the greatest achievement for them. That's why we have a lot of females feeding off men and depending on them for everything.

Our society not having enough independent females is one of the major causes of abuse of women. I'm always happy when I see females excelling and doing well in their various career paths and family life. But I guess the mentality of viewing marriage as the greatest achievement for a female has to be abolished. Our society will be better if we have as much successful females as their male counterparts.

My name is Ola, and I'm a male feminist.

Pls the mods should help me push this to FP.

End Time Bird

carterkelly1:
funny but true, I haven't seen such a thing in my entire life, so birds too can be handicap from birth??

Hi, do you really speak French? You Cameroonian? Cos I find you attractive..
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shinarlaura:
Lol..

You have come again

Uh uh he is so jobless to type all that cos he is a professional relationship expert

Dont let me vex for you

Apina:
If my memory serves me right, I believe I have heard/read this somewhere.

Dont blame him frustration in the country
Its not easy being a Nigerian Male

Tahra:
Why are you ranting this early mor-mor?Are you broke?

Why are you this cruel? As big as his head is..
You saying the brain size is just like a dot?

Florblu:
Why are you thinking like a bed bug?

Whats so special in your mention? Is your mention Bugatti that jumping into is so special..

Berra be careful cos im not feeling well this morning o

Adaumunocha:
Hhhhhhmmmm don't even know where to start with this oponu... Jumping into my mention to spew such negative talk. Ohooo! See eh people get snuffed out for what u just did. Be careful!

When you encounter them...claim your right
..I'm not saying it legal but argue with them when you come in contact with them
1 wise word: don't argue with people that are with guns be it police, soldier or an armed robber better be safe than sorry unless you want to be a Hero anyway

lenghtinny:
You must belong to the thieving sars, very Una go meet your waterloo...
So even if claiming of rights is wrong, does that makes what they are doing legal...

You think you are doing me
Kontinu

MhizzAJ:
Single and happy #Selflove

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You think you are doing me
Kontinu

MhizzAJ:
Single and happy #Selflove

Even police in other countries does the same so stop claiming rights that won't work.... Are you a criminal that has something to hide...everything is not through claiming of right even a lawyer knows when to fight and when not to

lenghtinny:
What law empowers them to stop and be searching people's phone randomly. Even Efcc that's supposed to be in charge of fraud and related offences does not have such rights. When did anti robbery become related to fraud please?

It's because people like you won't speak out against the injustice, that's why those criminals have become more bold and daring in extortion..

When in rome you behave like romans...you think you are in America Abi? I dont think you stay in lag...if you do... Dress up like a gangster/ yahoo boy.
If you won't lodge for 2months in Area F

Coloradvantage:
you are a big foo.l. so what's wrong with him? must everyone dress ... get the same hair style...! the world is wide with different people with their choices.., stop acting local! anofia!

Lol..
So you remembered how we do

thesicilian:
I heard Nigeria is going to Russia and for the first time we didn't need a Bible and a calculator for the last qualifying matches.

Fake story... Lies

CastedDude:
A girl was humiliated after she was caught while trying to play a fast one on a lady in Delta state. According to reports, a lady who wanted to withdraw money from the ATM at GT Bank was discouraged due to the long queue as she reportedly gave her ATM card to a girl who is said to be in SS2 - to help her withdraw N10,000.

According to reports, the girl reportedly withdrew N70,000 for herself (N50k which she transferred to her account and N20K which she kept in her pocket)...

After making the transfer, the girl decided to disappear but was confronted by the owner of the account who chased her with a motorcycle and was shouting 'thief-thief'.

The girl was immediately nabbed by passersby and it was discovered that the girl was a secondary student in one of the schools in Sapele area of Delta state and helps her mother to sell at Okirigwhre market.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/ss2-student-nabbed-for-stealing-mony-from-womans-account-in-delta.html

I once had, but you can hardly see it again, I went to the hostipal & a doctor told me things i didnt quite believe could work. Tho it tooks years. She told me to stop using medicated soaps, stop eating eggs, cocoa beverages, cola( coke & pepsi)malt drinks, but can take fanta & d likes can remember all tho but can start with that

mmilinaliugwu:
Greetings fellow nairalanders,
A relation is presently battling with skin discolouration which i was made to understand is vitiligo.
I need advice on how to assist the young girl because she is presently depressed owing to this strange illness.
I will appreciate any advice on how to stop the spread or totally cure it if possible.
Thank you.

The Fray - Never Say Never
Coldplay - Gravity

zainmaxwell:
I so much love rock songs here are my favorite rock love songs

lithium by evanescence


how you remind me by nickelback


over you by daughtry..tell me yours


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lala247

makkydebbie

iamkashy

lefulefu

iamsinz

blackhawk

sunshineG

Some of you people are just dumb

Didn't you get the msg OP is passing across?
Laws have mercy

sekxy:
smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

You are wicked
Lol

generationz:
Mtsheeew


Even with his alledged affiliation to a cult he still allowed that woman treat him like trash

Going over the gram screaming "I still love her" like a sissy, someone who a man like him was steady drilling.