₦airaland Forum

Sirjamo:
If your daughters get raped by policemen, don't direct your anger to the IG, be calling out ordinary presidential aides on Twitter and wish their families evil like Mr Scales is doing

No mind am. If him daughter na olosho then she will get whats comming to her. Train your daughters well

Daeylar:
It's really disgusting reading stories of policemen brazenly arresting women just to rape them and the excuse is that they are prostitutes which is supposed to make their arrest and rape ok.
And these are the animals women are supposed to report rape cases to.

Animals that are looking for how to rape women themselves.

Can't these policemen be killed? The misogyny in the Nigerian society is disgusting.

Are you a prostitue? How e dey pain you. Were you there when they were being raped?
If a woman does not have respect for her body then why should anybody have respect for her. If at all it happend why not just call it free sex. What is raping a prostitute? Is that in thier dictionary since they lack dignity. Police this police that. When theives come to you house no just call police oh.
Mumu.

Jokerman:
If America enters here like what they did against Saddam and Gadarffi, the whole world will call them muscle flexers.... Buh the world won't see this great wickedness

You mentioned saddam ans Gadaffi. Since America had entered , got thier way and left what has changed in those country. Have they gotten better or worse.
Lesson to learn here... No country has your interest at hand as they are all greedy and selfish.

Akathriel:
Orunmila's Warning To Regina Daniels

Iwo oye, emi oye

Oye sese nlaa bo lòke

Won se bi ojumo lòmo

A difa fun Regina Daniels

Oni furo pelebe to n post pictures s'ori instagram - ti nse aya ikarun Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj.

Orunmila ni ki Regina Deniels rubo awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers

Ki won maa ba fa silè - pada si ese ààro re

Oni bawo lawon bloggers ati rumour-mongers sèlè di ohun lowo?

O pawo lèkèè

O p Èsu lòlè

O worun yànyàn bi eni ti ko lè pada si ese ààro

O ko eti aigboràn si ebo

Nigba ti awon bloggers ati rumour-mongers bere propaganda won

Awon fans lori instagram na beere si ni da petrol sinu fire.

Òyun to wa ninu Regina ba di omi

Arin ohun ati Oko ree (Ned Nwoko) ba daru

Ned Nwoko olori gbèskè bii ijoko okada Bajaj ba gba gbògbò òwò ati materials ati properties to fun Regina ati iya re pada lowo won

Regina ba pada si ese aro re.

Ohun ati Iya re baa nsukun ègbèèrè


Translation


You are the light

I am the light

When the light appeared in the horizon

The people thought it was already a daybreak

Cast Ifa for Regina Daniels - the flat buttocks damsel, that was always posting her pictures on Instagram - The 5th wife of Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada.

Orunmila told Regina to make sacrifice - because of bloggers and rumour-mongers.

So that they would not pull her down - and send her back to square one

She said how can bloggers and rumour-mongers hinder her progress?

She took the Ifa priest as a liar

She called Èsu a thief

She gazed arrogantly at the Heavens as if she could never be pulled down.

She turned deaf ears to the warnings of Orunmila

When the bloggers and rumour-mongers began spinning their propaganda

Her fans too on instagram began pouring petrol into the fire

The pregnancy in Regina's tummy came down

The sweet romance between she and her husband then turned sour.

Ned Nwoko whose head resembles the seat of a Bajaj okada collected back all the money & everything he once gave her & her mother.

And Regina went back to square one

She & her mother started crying like bush babies.

Gods get catchment area oh. Orunmila no get power for South East. Na Ahmadioha's zone be dat

Optionalx:
Mumu talk from dumb ethnic champions
Improve yourself and achieve...
Your ‘brothers’ are ruling yet you’ve NOTHING...
People whose ‘brothers’ are not ruling are achieving- building mansions, riding fancy car...
Can you see how dumb you are?
Continue hating... till you kpekus

Again this’s one Nigeria...
Igbos are going nowhere anytime soon... deal with facts

We dont make noise. We are humble so you dont need to know about our wealth (But you already know). Dangote is the richest man yet he doesnt make noise like your drug dealers

Optionalx:
Lol,
Why you no buy from your ‘brothers’
You’re pathological dumb... no depth...
You’ll soon die hating...
Bye

Igbos with thier cunning man die cunning man bury am syndrome.
You cannot do biz with each other since you know your trade. Its dificult to hike the price to make unfair profits

Thieves

Optionalx:
Loser/mumu talk...
I no fit engage... abeg pack...

Have you forgoten that its the same yoruba people buying your goods. If you think otherwise why not move your business back to the east and let your non yorubas come over to buy your goods there. Nonsense..And ontop that you will still be insulting them.
I pity you and you nonsense business

Optionalx:
Dumb Ethnic champion...
You and your bigot type can’t do NOTHING
It’s one Nigeria...
you either compete, succeed and achieve... or die hating


BW
Igbos are going nowhere anytime some...

Good for you then. Prepare to adher to Lagos rules and regulation or LAGOON straight!
Igbos kuku did not vote for APC so you really dont have any bargaining chip. I pity your losing tribe in Lagos oh. You will do what you are asked to do or else na hunger go hit you. Igbos are so irrelevant in Lagos and just thriving on the thin thread of tolleration given by yorubas which they are about to finally break.
When e finally happen... Na 911 you go enta straight to South East go start all over.

Nbote:
So U mean Wike did not only tame Amaechi but d whole APC structure in rivers state

Will you just shutup... what isvtaminf there... can he face Ameachi...
Rivers is upside down and it requirez all stakrholders to set it right. Its obvious wike is so powerless that he needs all the help he can get.
So pls stop talking rubbish

Wiseandtrue:
For Tinubu and his urchins fond of saying he laid the template for Lagos State,

This is exactly the kind of template he lays, POLITICISING EVERYTHING

Tinubu did virtually NOTHING during the 8years he spent! Other than dividing an already existing roads!!!

Better still, eliminating his opponent or those who dare to challenge him in the party!!!

FUNSHO WILLIAMS comes to mind, assassins trailed his leadership. Worthy of note is Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi outcry in December 2018

When you talk his little foot Soldiers will say he started LASMA, check it now, for 8years

Not that I condemn him, but he has no moral right to talk about other people's achievements and use it as a yardstick for their re-election

I mean it's not as if he has performed ordinarily not to talk of extraordinarily

He did not even achieve quarter of what Ambode achieved!!! Not to talk of Raji Fashola! In fact history in Lagos will forever be kind to Fashola!!!

Remove Tinubu from Lagos and watch it prosper!!!

Wetin Tinubu do you. Abi him collect your girl?.
Theres nothing you can do to him. He is so big.
A man that sustained a state without federal allocation.
A man that lead the strategy which ended a 16 year regim of the same bastards that wickedly held lagos state federal allocation na him you wan remove. With what may I ask?
Tinubu keeps churning out talented hand to the government. They shine because there is a blueprint already in place to follow. If you deviate from the blueprint you enter one chance as was the case of Ambode.
Tinubu know his place and knows how to stay relevant.
So I ask again...exactly how do you want to remove him?

ollah1:
When did Tinubu speak about this presidential ambition ?

Dont mind this igbos on nairaland. The nightmare Tinubu is given them is severe

Mk93:
can someone who learnt a trade, ready to work but still no means to work be referred to as unemployed?
if yes, who is taking the stats of those learning one skills or the other in Nigeria?

all over the world unemployed are know as those who are willing to work (with or without an already acquired as one can acquire a skill during the process of working) but can't work due to the unavailability of their desired job.



now look at your first comment

Olodo.. aka lazy youth. Statistic was based on number of graduates. When you are a graduate you are automaticaly in the employment search bucket. Abi why did you go to school in the first place?
So how many graduates do you have from the north compared to the educated south.
SMH.... Common sense is a luxury that even you and Ben Bruce does not have


I am done with you sha

Its nice that you made refetence to that. And for your info that was an instance I gave you. I also belive i explained the definitio. Of employment to you.
Employment is not a birth right.
I wont employ you if you dont have the basic requirements.
You on the other hand should not consider yourself unemployed if you hv not met the minimum criteria for such you dig?

Mk93:
you dea use style kowtow come my side.
what about those who learnt a trade ?
and I also want to know the organization or any website in Nigeria that keeps record of ssce graduate who are not willing to seek higher education?
in real functioning countries, data like this are gathered through a survey that sometimes include the use of questioniare but in Nigeria they just sit somewhere and cook up data from tramadol infested brain.

anyone who is willing and physically capableto work but cannot work due to one reason or the other is unemployed.
there are jobs for all as not every job require a certificate

Still dont get it. Your mind is already fixed.
My emphasis is on education. Since you are familiar with wiki. You should know that Education is the process of facilitating learning, or the acquisition of knowledge, skills, values, beliefs, and habits.
So i am suprised at your outburst. If you have a skill without a degree then you can be qualified for employment at your skill level.
Like I said earlier. Stop being a lazy youth...Read and reason

Mk93:
so what do you call an ssce graduate? don't you know secoundary school is the standard education a Nigerian should attain before being eligible for work or to run for political offices? all over the world highschool graduate are eligible for employment. even those who learn a trade are still eligible for employment. how does the useless out of piont stuff you copied from Wikipedia back your statement that only degree graduate are eligible for employment?

This is where I have problem with people like you. You already hv a predetermined mind. I mentioned education which encompass all types of education. I never mentioned a degree program. Degree prog is also part of education likewise ssce. Please learn to read lazy youth

lilmarley:


Not in a saner clime
What else do you expect from a country where head is mainly used as a means of carrying heavy loads.

The next thing he'll mention now is that
if you resist to be searched, they have the right to shoot you

There was a country

Olodo. Its obvious you havent been out of this country before.
You as a black man will always be a suspect in usa if found in the environ of an aleged crime even if its already known that a white man commited the crime. Police are the same everywhere around the world. Naija is not perculiar. Police wont become agresive unless you agitate them with your mumu stand. Infact some cops in usa carry body cam around while on duty just to prove police aggression is always agravated by the suspects

Esseite:
Was even trying to be lenient and SM friendly with you... you are a dunce for categorizing a section of the people unemployed and running amok on social media, while a set of lazy dolts are up there claiming "unwilling to work" and feeding fat from the sweat of those willing and making the economy run smooth via commercialization..

If we all go with the idea of reducing unemployment via "non willing to work" who is deceiving who..

You can now move along with your bankrupt brain.

Please dont quote me again. I prefer dialoging with inteligent people and not uninteligent ones that think with emotions rather that facts.

Mk93:
Only graduate works all over the world? Trying to claim common sense in stupidity

Please be smart here.
How do you coalate statistics of unemployed.....
1. What makes you employable in the first place. Education
2. And why should I regard someone who has not satisfied that condition as unemployed?
Is employment your birthright? No!!!. Its something to work towards attaining.
Now my Lazy youth... let this sink in from Wikipedia
Employment is a relationship between two parties, usually based on a contract where work is paid for, where one party, which may be a corporation, for profit, not-for-profit organization, co-operative or other entity is the employer and the other is the employee.Employees work in return for payment, which may be in the form of an hourly wage, by piecework or an annual salary, depending on the type of work an employee does

Quote me if you have an inteligent counter response. I dont deal with kids

Esseite:
But you omitted farming which the stats even included as seasonal employment, are all the seasonal farmers graduates aswell...

Olodo too

What nonsense is this lazy youth typing here. Is it like you still didnt get my response to you. Its obvious... comprehension is far from you

Joshmodest:
Gandollar is scheming new strategies to embezzle more money , under the disguise of working for the state , ....
WHILE
He is thinking of how to pack more dollars ..
His mentor lifeless is thinking of how to travel from London to Sri Lanka ....
We have suffered as a country in
hands of APC..
!!!

You are the one suffering mentally.
A mad man will always think he is the only sane one while others are mad.

Ofklaw:
It is with great sadness I write to you about the frequent robbery/kidnap along Ahoada/Elele/emouha axis of East-West road. It has almost become a norm and security operatives have turned a blind eye to these occurrences.

There are over 10 check points beginning from Ahoada to emouha it is actually a shame and failure on the path of our security to have all these check pionts and yet these criminals operate successfully. We have the SARs and other police squads on those check points. The SARs men are known to intimadate drivers and harrass passengers with expensive phones and laptops. The police men in other checking points are known to collect 100 from drivers and any drivers who refuses to pay that is when they remember to check for car particulars and search the vehicle all in the bid to delay the driver. Their presence have no effect security wise at all. There have been numerous cases of robbery and kidnaping on that road. There have been whipers that they even work hand in hand with these criminals by leaving their duty post thereby allowing the criminals to operate or not trying to come to the rescues even when they can hear the sound of gun shots which is usually few meters away from their checking points.

Numerous drivers have lost their lives on that road likewise passengers who either end up being killed, raped or dragged (Kidnap) into the bush from which they are taken to their den where ransom are demanded. The case of the Agofure Motors driver who was killed and his passengers kidnapped leaving the lady who was cripple behind knowing fully well that she cant join the marathon to their den. I once heard one the drivers of Agofure Motors saying that they have lost up 15 drivers on that road likewise drivers of other transport companies, private car owners.

I had an encouter with these hardened criminals on the 1st of April 2019, on a monday morning at about 7:30 am, at first it seems like April fool but I was in the middle of a cross fire, gun shots of different sounds, guys who ought to be doing legitimate jobs holding and shooting guns of different caliber. From my Vehicle we could see a helpless driver who was shot right in our very own eyes strongling to survive on the ground. Our driver who was once a victim sometime ago (on his face he has scares, one side of nose blown off, he said eleven bullets were removed from his face and his passengers were taken away that night) miraclouly maneuvered the vehicle out of the horrific scene, even when two of the hoodlums continuously aimed at our Vehicle. The driver was able to drive to nearest checking point signaling all on coming vehicle of the dangers ahead. There were about 6 police men on duty and we told them about the ongoing robbery of which they could hear loudly sounds of gunshots but they didn't move an inch, they waited till we stopped hearing gunshots before they sluggishly drove towards the scene but by that time they were already gone into the bush, I heard there is a river deep inside the bush and they come with boats.

From all observations I think it is the Army that can fully engage these guys in combat. They are not faceless, they are from those communities within, a proper combing of these communities to fish out these criminals need to be done. The elders from these communities have failed to caution their sons. Those checking points should be occupied by the army and new checking should be set up at intervals where these guys still operate. The SARs and Police on that road should be removed from those checking points, they are of no use security wise, they are only there to extort money from drivers and Passengers.

This is a humble plea to the Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike to take the necessary actions to eradicate these criminal, we know you are busy with the election but our lives matters too. I am calling on the Nigerian Army, we dont care how this operation is going to be called wether python, cobra, Viper dance all we want is safe travels along that road. And not leaving out the federal Government we need urgent intervention.

Wike remains the gov and should be held accountable. Pls leave FG out of this. I thought you all trusted wike and pdp for safety when you were voting. The same rivers chasing Nigerian Army away is now begging them to come back.
My advice is to put Rivers in a state of emergency, sacking wike and installing an interim millitary govt in the state.

Esseite:
So you calculate all the Southern women and men as willing to work while adding it to unemployment but consciously remove those in the North still on same age category 15 - 64, but tag them unwilling to work, negative attitude to work, and so not in the bracket of unemployment....

WHO IS DECEIVING WHO? How does a statistics of a nation even categorize people between 16 - 64 as unwilling to work without deformity and glorify it?

Is anybody really willing to work? We could aswell fold our hands and get tagged "unwilling to work" to reduce unemployment...

Olodo.. aka lazy youth. Statistic was based on number of graduates. When you are a graduate you are automaticaly in the employment search bucket. Abi why did you go to school in the first place?
So how many graduates do you have from the north compared to the educated south.
SMH.... Common sense is a luxury that even you and Ben Bruce does not have

StillX10:
when the presidency speaks it does so as if it's fighting with Nigerians

Nope its fighting anti nigerians.
Those that hate the country with a bigotory taste. Igbos
Those that hate the country because they lost the battle to gain power at the top. Pdp

afroniger:
Rivers again?? Wike should go tough on crime in the state. I am sure his people will support him.

So you think he doesnt have a hand in it. All those crazy kidnappers work for him and thats why they brazenly do what they do in the open.

tiredoflife:
Very stupid excuse
A President planned event
Na that time this used slave think say him go travel
OK oh
We have had
We will set up a committee to look into the matter
Anofia

See this dirty igbo pig... No go face the problems of your wasteland that is driving all your brothers and sisters to Lagos by the minute.
Lagos is Tinubu
Tinubu is Lagos.
You don like it??
Lagoon is not far.........

Nasa28:
Please tribal bigots keep of.

You build your own house.
Provide security
Provide electricity (Generator)
No accessible roads.

Yet ,government will still come up with stupid levies.

Pls, what is the rationale behind asking borehole owners to pay 30k levy for providing water supply in their homes?

Is government in Nigeria different from other countries?
What is wrong with our leaders?

Is the national cake not enough for them again?

Borehole creates sink holes that can colapse an entire building if not properly controled.
Imagin if each house sinks a borehole close to each other in a circumference. The any heavy property built at the center of the circumference risk being sunk in a propable sink hole.
So it makes a lot of sense to regulate though they should not prevent or exploit in the process. Just advise on the best place to locate the borehole. I hope this make sense

Princeofasia:
u are arresting them for what exactly?
the only time you have right to arrest them is if the maga lays a police report that he or she was scammed. any yahoo boy wey sabi himself will messup any efcc official that arrest him. yes he scammed but you have to provided the person he scammed for the case to be valid.
besides you have no right to arrest someone because he has items you term fetish. nigeria is a country with liberty and fredom to any releigion u feel like choosing. what law said worshipping juju and having fetish items is a crime. ok what if you found bibles or koran there, will u call it fetish items?
btw, i am not religious and hate anything religion. just stating facts

Lazy youth. So to read is a problem for you. If you had read it you would have seen where it said that they will be charged to court after investigation.

TheMoniker:

Nigerians sha. I wish the idiotic youths can direct half the energy they are using to attack yahoo boys to politicians.
Those are not the cause of your misfortune but the politicians you praise daily. They are the cause
Attack Tinubu, attack Buhari, attack fashola. They are the cause of your misfortune. They’ve mailed your future. Thank yahooboys for bringing back the money they are taking there in billions. They are your savior! Yes. You will be dead I mean all of you reading this if not for yahoo boys.

Speaking trash as usual. Why do you always look for someone to blame for your woes. Its bad its bad. Stop it and get a decent job. Cant find one, then go to school and finish from where you droped out.
If you are caught now you will be blaming the devil

TheMoniker:

Nigerians sha. I wish the idiotic youths can direct half the energy they are using to attack yahoo boys to politicians.
Those are not the cause of your misfortune but the politicians you praise daily. They are the cause
Attack Tinubu, attack Buhari, attack fashola. They are the cause of your misfortune. They’ve mailed your future. Thank yahooboys for bringing back the money they are taking there in billions. They are your savior! Yes. You will be dead I mean all of you reading this if not for yahoo boys.

Speaking trash as usual. Why do you always look for someone to blame for your woes. Its bad its bad. Stop it and get a decent job. Cant find one, thrn go to school and finish from where you droped out.
If you are caught now you will be blaming the devil

Raydos:
Road construction is what Nigerians see as development

How about planning a whole new city with skyscraper, then we can have something like Johannesburg, Dubai, New York in every major cities in Nigeria

If the incoming governor get sworn in , he will continue this same road construction again, tell me how can we develop by this??

Young man..have you heard of Eko Atlantic City

Dudeweedlmao:
What am I hating on? The cost?

Mind your business if you dont know what you are saying

Edodefender:
is it your business?

So how kano business take consign you. Nige delta so called thief... always reaping where they did not sow.

Dudeweedlmao:
Similar bridge in America cost 2.6 billion naira equivalent.

Na you build am. Hater