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naijababe: Not sure about the pretty part but you are right about being f ucked

And what about the j erk off part?

Naijababe a match is presently going on you know. I suggest you go and watch it and stop peeping into this place. Ha!

Lots of Arsenal players with nicknames
Kolscieny- Kosileyin.
Walcott- Asewo.
Vermalen- Gamalin.
Coquelin- Chloroquine
Sagna- Ebora
Others that i know
Assou-Ekotto - Aso ati sokoto
Pape Bouba Diop- Baba Lati (Roflmao)
Robben- Apari
Tevez - Animal farm
etc

Viewing centres? Count me out. I remember watching the 2007(i think) UCL btw liverpool and chelsea,chelsea to lost and liverpool fans were about celebrating only for some agbero boys who lost money on bets to start stabbing people. The scar of the wound i got after falling into a ditch is a reminder to me and my unborn child why we must never be caught dead in such place.
And also when there are arguements and people start flinging saliva in ur face? Yuck! That's a huge turn off for me.
I prefer inviting a few friends over or goin to friends' place and chill over a few bottles and small chops while watchin the match.

Ok i admit i may have overeached myself by barging into her home without prior notification. But is it just about the calls? Why cant someone who used to act (cos i'm firmly conviced now that her former friendship towards was an act) to be by my friend tolerate me for a single week even to the point of depriving me from playing with my nephew/her son?
Rose,of course i cant open a thread if my blood sister did that to me cos i'll report her to our mum which i cant do in this case cos i aint an homebreaker.
The way i see it is that i was a convinience who is no more needed in the scheme of things now that her contract with my bro is totally signed sealed and delivered.
Thanks for taking the time to contribute i appreciate

4llerbuntu: ROFLMAO!!

chai u no dey ever hear word?

u don come again, dem go nack u akapako as usual now u go run again. if ur mouth or fingers cause u to sin, cut it off na im bible talk oo

anyway, MIND THE bleeping GAP YU"HEAR? cockerels

I no dey hear word cos i said woodpeckers abi? You know what i'll withdraw that if you admit that woodpecker is ur moniker.
And i still repeat,why do you guys spend so much time here? It's becomin an obsession you know? Like j erking off in ur lonely room cos the pretty chic next door is being f ucked.........

Yeah you are right. She's one of the reasons why this section looks like a fountain of wisdom and romance section a fountain of ...........

Kudos joo Wigan. At least this place can now have a little semblance of peace. Not easy dealing with woodpeckers men!

Sincerely speaking i didnt call her nor the hubby before going there. And the reason was cos of the good rapport that used to exist btw us.
The major reason for puttin up the post is to know if anyone else is having same issues. I dont just want to judge with what's happening within me and my circle of friends.

I had this interesting experience last time i visited my elder brother.I had some business to attend to in Abeokuta so decided to stay at my brother's place for the 1week i'll be spending there since i felt that will be cheaper than going for an hotel and also to see my little nephew whom i loved so much.

I noticed the wife wasn't that receptive towards me. It initially started with subtle things like taking the infant away from me while playing with him,grumbling all around the house like an housefly etc Then it progressed to locking the kitchen,hiding small stuffs like buckets,soaps etc. It wasn't as if she was overtly hostile towards me but i could sense that my presence wasn't totally welcome in the house. I tried to remember if i did anything wrong but but couldn't really place my finger on anything. In short I couldn't wait for the 1 week to be over before i ran like a bat out of hell from the house cos to be frank i wasn't comfortable at all there.

What really surprised me about it all was that this lady and i used to be best of friends while my bro was still courting her and in the earlier part of their marriage. She calls me,sends sms, buy little gifts, encourage me etc. Those days seems like an eternity away now as opposed to just 2yrs ago. I thought the problem lies with me or maybe she's going thru somethings at that period. I mean I'm gainfully employed and it's not like am a leaching relative. i narrated my experience to my girlfriend and a few friends only for them to tell me they are experiencing similar issues with their brother/uncle spouses .i.e issues bothering on initially friendly spouses that turned hostile.

That's why I'm kinda wondering why does Sister In Laws change so? Please, I'm not making a general assumption here. I know definitely there are exceptions to the rule. I'm just basing my theory on what i and my friends experienced.

So why is this news 2yrs later?
Anybody who knows harry should know he talks a lot of bs. The british media only considered this news cos it involved a Nigerian coupled with our past record in age falsification

HNosegbe: I have never disagreed with the economics of subsidy removal-No country can afford to subsidise imports for son long. The problem is, subsidy removal in Nigeria is first and foremost a political issue. As far as the average Nigerian is concerned, subsidy removal means increase in prices, increase in prices means further punishment. And it doesn't help that our "leaders" are so extravagant and wasteful in their spending. Its gonna be tough convincing Nigerians that the country is in dire straits financially.

My stance remains exactly what it was back in January: Government must be seen to lead the way in making sacrifices and pushing through austerity measures. Unnecessary legislative bonuses must stop. Legislators pay should be limited to a fixed amount per sitting. Estacodes must stop. Recurrent expenditure must be cut to below 50% of our budget. The practice of buying jeeps for senators every 4 years must cease. The bloated and unproductive civil service must be restructured. The corruption in the oil sector must be tacked head-on, with culprits found guilty and sent to prison.

There are a lot of symbolic gestures that must be taken by government to convince Nigerians to make such sacrifices. Until these things are done, the man on the street will not appreciate the need to remove subsidy.

God bless you. You've just summarised what the whole discontent is all about. Why cant this sacrifice be mutual on both the govt and masses side? How do you justify so much flagrant spending by both executive and legislative arms and yet ask the common mass to make sacrifice. No one is a dummy,we all know subsidy removal is for our long term benefits but govt spending needs to reduce and drastically too

born2fuck: If he goes for your younger sister then go for his younger brother or elder brother too, men even fall easily because their blokos no dey stay stand up

lwkmd!
@OP. Run run run from that guy and run into an english class asap!

Maybe she didnt say it cos she cant. Last time i checked most 1yr olds can talk you know

Oshofree don chop Pero

usbcable: the end of treble aspirations

And Bayern still has to play Dortmund in the german cup final o. I hope they wont go trophyless this season sha

My first kiss? Hmmm. Cant remember my first simple mouth to mouth thing but my first french kiss? That was awful. We ended pourin litres of saliva into each others mouth. Maybe i was 11 or something then

mayordy: dude wat u wrote is jst rubbish..u cnt get dat ailment tru a kiss..its a lungs disease gotten frm smoke esp from coal factories..so dnt come here nd start foolin people. And funny hw most ppl here alreadin fallin for it..na wa o,ignorance na correct disease.

you are the one who needs to buy or borrow a sense of humor. Anyone can tell the poster was joking. And as a matter of fact there's no disease bearin that name. What he did was to combine some occupational lung diseases like Pneumoconiosis,silicosis etc. You see why you should check yourself before labellin others ignorant?

Why did you stop at the critical part .i.e the mama and papa playing part? Or wasn't that ur reason for starting thread?

I know about Magun but this story seems somehow.........not to say i wont believe nor disbelieve sha. I keep an open mind about these kinda things. Frankly i've seen too many things in africa to scare someone

Odunnu: theres something sexy about the way you spell stuff. Lol. Which school are you in and what course are you studying?

You wan yab am abi? Maybe a typo error.
@OP. That's classical love at first sight. Never seen one before just been readin about it in mills and boons. Thanks for giving me an eye witness account.

So Bayern drew. No wonder Dayo didnt even show here.
I guess we can declare Dortmund winners from here. They need only 2points with just 3matches remainin

I wonder why psychiathric evaluation should be so difficult to do in Naija. 13yrs?!
I remember this incident clearly cos it occurred while i was still in high school. Used to pass that Toyota bus stop on my way back from coachin centre. Since then i've passed out of secondary school, written multiple Jambs,gained admission,graduated from university,gotten a job,changed jobs etc. and the man is still awaiting trial?! Na wa o. I dont know sha,maybe the Nigerian govt wants me to achieve some few more milestones be4 finally puttin him on trial.......

naptu2: I believe any top ten list should include the great Muda Lawal & Segun Odegbami. Here's a video of Muda, Segun, etc winning the 1980 nations cup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tggt9Ply9lc

I would say

Kanu Nwankwo
Sunday Oliseh
Finidi George
Muda Lawal
Segun Odegbami
Rashidi Yekini
Emmanuel Amunike
Jay-Jay Okocha
Stephen Keshi
Peter Rufai
Henry Nwosu


For the girls

Perpetua Nkwocha
Mercy Akhide
Cynthia Uwak
Anne Agumanu
Vera Okolo
Florence Omagbemi
Nkiru Okosieme
Precious Dede
Ifeanyi Chiejine
Kikelomo Ajayi

Five five five!!! You no dey hear word ni?

I wasn't around when Odegbami,Adokiye or Muda Lawal played so i cant make any comments about them. Here is my own list
Mercy Akide
Florence Omagbemi
Perpetual Nkwocha
Kikelomo Ajayi
Precious Dede.

Musiwa,,:
it is hard to find a picture of university of abuja online. even they dont have a website.

Satellite images go dey now Musiwa

E gba mi o! When did 3rd position equal to success? Is that how low ur expectation is these days? O ma se o

Na every mukina post dey make front page. Forget i said that pls.

I think Muna is a good rapper but will she ever be taken seriously? Me i feel people will just look at her and say 'damn this babe is fine men,i'd love to tap that a ss'. Anyway that's what me i say sha.
Now let me go and listen. Brb