₦airaland Forum

Osiris.212:
Ondo state on top! Everybody occupy your resources!

Yes o! Though on the other hand i'm not too sure i should jubilate to much cos the environmental disaster that will come with it is scary.
@OP. I'll say it's about time. Too much politics has has been played over this issue. When PDP wanted to throw out AD out of power in Ondo state in 2003, Obj moved some equipments to that site and told the people of the state that all they needed to do was vote PDP and bitumen mining will begin in earnest immediately. Well 9yrs later mining has commenced but only in the people's dreams. Sometimes i even imagined the bitumen to be a figment of some geologists imagination.

Nobody steals millions again in nigeria. People will call you a fool if they hear you embezzle millions and not billions.

If truely BH is being sponsored by some northern elements are they now happy with the way they are fast destroying the economy of the most vibrant state in the north? Seems as if they cant even control the monster they created anymore

So etisalat sends "tent" messages these days. Must be really sunny out there

yusuf01:
For people posted to Enugu state (I'm serving there presently), from any of part in Nigeria, take Enugu (the capital of Enugu state is Enugu) preferably by Peace Mass Transit buses (not the best, but they are everywhere, and moreover, you'll be dropped exactly where you want to be). Upon getting to Enugu state, locate peace mass bus stop (if you board any peace mass bus, this is where you'll be dropped). Cross to the other side and walk along the road, you'll see buses going to Gariki (#70), take anyone convenient, drop at Gariki. Cross to the other side again and take a bus directly to Awgu camp (at most #350).
If you are coming from a state you can't find Enugu direct, take a bus going to onitsha, from which you take Enugu (about 3hrs drive).
Hope this helps, any questions should be asked, I'll follow this thread till like thursday for those that'll ask questions.
Before I leave, pls follow this description to the letter, be weary of people wanting to help (I'm not saying all are bad, but be careful) and please don't take taxi from Enugu to Awgu camp, you'll be charged in the neighbourhood of #5000 or more cos they know you are new. Just take a bus to Gariki and take Awgu camp there.
Looking forward to hearing from you

God bless you for this. My bro has been posted to enugu state. Can you pls send ur bb pin or phone number to this addy Shywale@gmail.com. Thanks

Try the Akure method .i.e pour copious quantity of faeces on the partner especially in a public place

All these governors turned themselves into tingods just like that. If you are acting right why would they boo you?

Seems as if the source knows what he's talking about. I've been hearing this rumor from other places too.
I'm still yet to make up my mind who will suffer more out of the duo if this is true. But D'banj needs to watch it. Lots of people have been waiting for his disgrace after what happened with the occupyNaija stuffs. Let them mend their relationship so that hater wont say god catch am!

Very good. Though the only thing i based my assessment on is his checkpoint dismantlement. But i've been totally suprised by the level of compliance

talina:
^^^^ Women can seduce too and even if the husband was the seducer, the woman has a brain to make choices.

Well you've a point. But usually the man is the seducer. And when a man is hungry for a lil bit of coochie trust me he can go any length to have it. That's when they start making (and fulfilling)all the promises in this world. And remember a lot of the girls involved are usually naive so their heads heads are easily turned by material things. That's how i see it.

Husband cos he is the 'seducer'

Wish he could do the same for the eagles. Maybe it's the team setup. Congrats anyway

duduspace:
Which strategy worked? shey becos some of us just took pity on you? abi you don forget wetin you do me?   
He come dey shout as if na him holy pass, as if him be innocent victim. Shioor, Yeye boy.   

Lwkmd!

For me i think it's that alaba fellow. If he's supposed to play in Schweini role then he's not totally doing it right. I think i may have to finally give this year's title Dortmund. Sorry Heineken or what's the coach name again

Well why wont Bayern lose with this happening

dayokanu:
Muller and Boateng having a shouting match there

FC Hollywood sha

v3:
Apologies manmustwack,basic n co,sorry we took the rivalry thing a bit far. But we don't get all angry/offensive when you guys poke fun at us by calling us you-know-the-names so I simply don't understand why you fly off the handle when we hit back. But anyways, I've sheathed my own sword,over to you lads.

Thanks for being sensible about this. And congrats on ur win. See you at the end of the season

This one na golddigging now. I dont think this is about Naija guys

I've always wondered what the term "eligible bachelor" meant.

pendo89:
If I understand the meaning of the word eligible then I would say it's matter of principle.
He sure looks handsome, neat and smart.

mobf:
Another virgin? Be like them go begin do test to know virginity status as evry bodi dey claim am so

lol

When are they all going to die off sef?

@Manmuswac. Thanks for holding forte. Wish i could lend my support but when people start throwing insults like f ucks and s hits in a forum that's supposed to be nothing but fun i disappear from such a place. I'm too well brought up for that.
To other matters,how's tomorrow going to be like? I'm calling it a draw

v3:
Mrs. Popeye: Honey,its your birthday today
'Arry: *slowly wakes up* Yeah yeah it is,not feeling it
MP: Why aren't you happy,surely there must be a reason
'Arry: I've been having the same nightmares love,
MP: Oh Harry, my poor always-sad-faced darling *hugs*,its the Arsenal nightmare again,right?
'Arry: Yes,and I hate to admit it but there's only one team in NL, and it aint Spurs,its *shudders*, Arsenal

MP: Well darling,I got you a present, its one I'm sure you'll love. Its an autographed Arsenal jersey and you MUST wear it always

'Arry: NOOOOOOOOOO *faints*

Happy birthday Mr. fuuuckface

Clap for yourself! You deserve a nobel prize dont you?

It all boils down to the senseless amount political office holders are collecting as wages. Desperate politicians will keep bribing judges with insane amounts cos they know they will reap multiple amount immediately they assume office. And it takes a willpower of steel to reject the huge cash(and subtle threats) these tribunal judges are being exposed to daily.
The solution for me is to reduce the salaries,wages,emoluments etc politicians are collecting and this judiciary corruption(and a lot more other problems) will be solved.

Nigerian judiciary is so messed up!

Individual justice toh badt

Ethnic Bigot, Religious Fundamentalist, Vindictive, No touch with reality

spriteB:
Asegun ati Ajogun ni aje
Nipa eje Kristi a ni isegun
b'oluwa je tiwa a ki yo subu
ko s'ohun to le bori agbara re,

Aaa segun niwa
Nipa eee eje Jesu
Baba fun wa ni'segun
Nipa eee eje Jesu
Eni ta pa f'elese
sibe o wa o n joba
awa ju asegun lo oooo
awa ju asegun lo,

Yinka Ayelefe taught me this song