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Why do we even bother with this rerun thing sef?

SPURS 3 - Swansea 1!!!
I thought i told you that we wont stop!
Mukina and her cohorts eat ya hearts out. I'm gon gun ya down!

I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado- Gordon Strachan. Nobody in football does funny quotes like Strachan,not even Mourinho. Google and see

mukina2: game over we lost

No you never lost na find you find. Utter balderdash! Even your friends deserted match thread for you,only you come dey run commentary like a pregnant frog

If i had a dollar for everytime i've heard about linda ikeji and her blogging millions i would've been a millionaire by now. I'm a big fan of hers but i hope armed robbers dont visit her with all this her noise about makin millions.

I'm curious about what the OP is tryin to achieve by the titling of this article. The article called it a largesse while the OP sensationally called it a bribe. Where's the bribe in this article now? Or the definition of a bribe has changed overnight?

Faraidi: i now know you are one of those that can,t spell a simple sentense correctly, Olodo

'sentense'?

Been a while i've been here last. These new nl thingy is so unfamiliar.
Manmuswac how you dey? Hope the haters aint getting to you?

Maybe we should just change the thread title to Spot The Gbagaun!

Problem with this kinda thread is that your grammar must be impeccable before you can criticise anybody. In my opinion i think the OP overreached himself by starting a thread criticising someone's spoken English when his own english is so faulty as is clearly apparent from the his post. Fine,english is not our mother's tongue and that's the major reason why you must be sure of yourself before mocking others

She's true Nigerian. The type i like hearing about. I wish her well and hope she fully recovers. God be with you girl

Yoruba boys don spoil this kidnapping business. Dem dey always catch dem when dey operate

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.
When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
oooooooohhhhhhh hh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhh h oooooohhhhhh.
The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.
The chief goes up to the first guyand says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".
The man thinks in his head "Well idon't want to die so i guess ". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.
So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".
Immediately the tribe runs in andstarts fucking the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.
So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".
So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".
So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"
The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.
Before the chief gets to the thirdguy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.
So the chief comes up to him andsays "You have two choice deathor Boondah".
The man says "There is no way inhell you're there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".
So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells "Death by Boondah"

Social media keeps claiming it's victims

At a period when lots of people felt the only way to make it in Naija is to embezzle govt money and are ready to kill and maim to do it he showed that it doesnt necessarily has to be so. R.I.P to a true innovator and pacesetter.
These are the kinda Nigerians that deserve national awards

deshclones: you are a f0000000000000l..you don't know our native clothes look more glamorous and dignified than the suit your slave masters wear??

have you ever seen a western leader wear agbada or isi-agu traditional clothes??

people like you disgust me..always clinging and copying anything the whiteman does..believe in yourself for once.

Why cant you people answer simple questions like decent fellows for once? Must every thread degenerate into a abuse slingfest?
@OP. Me i think this people carry a lot of charms and suits cant easily hide them. I'm not jokin about this. I know so cos i'm close to a few of them. And i dont blame cos there's no insurance like personal insurance

Just like every other thing he's said since his admin inception,i'll take this one also with a pinch of salt

I'm so sorry for the lady. A gesture which may've been innocent has gone viral. Even Linda ikeji has removed it from her blog. Unfortunately the harm has been done. Well she has to live with it. Next time she will watch out before flipping the bird anyhow

Ranieri should hold the record for the number of times a coach is sacked. The man has been disgraced all over Spain, England and esp Italy. But i dont really blame him for Inter's ordeal,that team has been grossly mismanaged by Benitez.
@Luka1981. Moratti actually bought Forlan to replace Eto. You can say he's not up to Eto's level but how many strikers are really up to Eto's level. And Coutinho wasn't sold he was loaned. You welcome

Me i'm concerned about Jos. Will Jos ever be the same again?

I dont know why i should be happy about this. It's not as if petrol price will return to 65naira or something. When she was appointed the finance minister we hailed her like the 2nd comin of christ. Tell me if our lives has improved or degenerated since them. As far as i'm concerned she can go and do whatever she likes with her career.

Is she really the one?

Of course i will. But only in the leg ni o. And hospital must be nearby

People just wake up in Nigeria and suddenly take unilateral decision. Was that district developed with his father's money?
I'm sure this man is one of the ministers marked for rack in the next cabinet reshufflement hence this a sslickin decision

From your post it seems as if he was the one who initiated the breakup. So why is he still hanging around? You need to take get a on your emotions and chase this guy away before he chases all prospective suitors away

People can be very fickle. I dont know why a single match can be used in determining the strength of 2 leagues suddenly. Didnt Chelsea(5th) massacre Valencia(3rd) few months ago? So why wasn't this argument brought up then?

snthesis:
easy peasy!!
just tell the men that the original species of mosquitoes- original called Mostanda, Quisida in latin which originated from the Mediterranean subterranean jungle habitat, had an existential  life span of 48hrs but due to the northeast wind and eruptive cataclysmic global warming climatic change effect thus inadvertently transporting the larva of the commonly named mosquitoes into our unfavorable clime, an adaptive evolusive brohaha occured and thus elongated its life span to 10 days

Oh my God! I must show my housemates this!

Neither of the two for me. Too much insults,ethnicity,favoritism and cliques on NL cos of the anonimity. Facebook seems to be fading and a bit immature.
I'm more addicted to Reddit and checking out blogs!

yusuf01:
@ Basics007, I've sent the mail as requested

Thanks. You've 2mails from me

Maybe you should have called the bluff of your lady that time and go and meet. She would've be angry but  all the same it's mission achieved. And you can always pacify her later. But for this case,just regard it as the one that got away