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OK Eldee, you have my full respect for this well written piece. Well nice!

Daddy Showkey missed his chance maynne. - This just cracked me up

Havent thought of it and I think females that wear no underwear while wearing jeans or trousers are just plain NASTY!!  

If you going to go commando, at least wear a skirt or a dress.

jay bee:
So what's the deal with your inability to make friends in the real world?

PS: What have you heard about me?

Take am easy na! Even you cant say you make new friends everyday. It's easier to get laid than to make friends in a new city.

Dont even know if I should sympathise with the guy??

This ish happens all the time when a guy decides to marry a trophy gal (wack trophy in dis case!)

sunny204:
amefi, u gonna come from lekki? btw its DLR not DLI.x

LMAO! also @ amefi, It's also Rotherhithe not ROTHAPHTITE. Jheeze!

Mr Crackles is hale and hearty

I'l pay to keep them in there for as long as inhumanly possible,nonsense!

Bounce her double quick!

Idowuogbo:
babes he called for it jare
me is a good gal , hehe 
btwn have u wrapped my pressie 

LOL, u r not a good gal jor! U come dey use style stroke my guy again, ahn ahn

Idowuogbo:
guy u are not favourable o, yestiday dem call u[b] obuko dudu [/b] , 2day na ikeji aja ha nlanders free dis guy abeg na

As per your pressie, dont worry I have posted it to you already. It even includes a pair of Jimmy Choo's and the new GHD hair straightener, nice huh! PS: Royal mail is experiencing severe delays due to adverse weather conditions 

^^ LOL, small world! Twas my aunty's old car he bought dat's how i knew him. Then it was GRIND awards that was gehn-gehn.

All of a sudden, the mag just became another ovation. He was smart - nigerians love praises and pictures! Now even Donjazzy dey give the award props on top twitter!

Idowuogbo:
emmh y dat kain talk na , u no dats y i begin fire u , come shey na wife talk u bring come nl
abeg lo je igbe mehn , agbari ojuckwu

Idowuogbo, u r so BAD for this one! LMAO! It's been so long i heard this 
Bashy, no vex 4 mi o, i just dey catch sum yoruba trips

It is so funny that guys knew when this dynamix ish started. The whole thing has been crap but dat nicca had a vision.

Tunde dey drive x5 now from small hatchback corolla! Clubs that he couldnt enter are now kissing his shoes to get nominated! Life.

Dress sense? Not enough to make an impression,

Blazay:
Luster?
How is my reply different from what some men and MARRIED women have given here.
Why are you so bitter?

LMAO, coming from you? With your name callin on the thread.    

mutter:
Blazay very often when people have nothing to say they resort to cheap insults. That`s okay this is not RL and everyone is free here to reflect his / herperson with words.
However I am not going to do you the favour of coming down to your level. I invite you to come up to mine.

Correct but you are going to have wait for a long time to have that invitation honoured!

@ OP, things have definitely broken down. Now is the time to show strength of resolve and character. No one is saying you should go act like a mad man and lose your temper. But every woman likes a man that is decisive and knows what he wants.

Go back home, tell your mother-in-law she has to leave as you have issues to sort out now, sit your wife down afterwards and have a long talk about all issues on ground. She might resent you for a bit for sending her mum packing but she will come around.

Tink_sh:
Genius100, we will have to agree to disagree. Me personally, i hit the door if i am chated on, and cheaters should not think we will not find out cos we alwasy do. ake it clear from the start that its a deal breaker for me. My partner went overseas for 6 months for education, so your tellin me he cheated 100% even though you have ever met him and know nothing about him??

Not 100% definitely, 99% is more like it . Not trying to burst your bubble or anything, just saying while he may not have done anything, if you was to place a bet on it, 9 out of 10 people will say most likely!

Apart from the fact that this is fake and scripted, it even sounds like a cheap yoruba movie . What's wrong with u?!

james-t:
Since the thread is very much alive, here is one that irritates my friend about his new wife, She never makes a budget or tell him in good time when the food store is getting depleted, she leaves it for when he's about to start enjoying a meal and then she'll say "mschhwww, the maggie in this soup was the very last in the house, " This quickly ruins his appetite!!

LWKMD! !

^^
Just stole this pic!! NICE!!

Busy_body:
Cotonue too is in abroad na Oh ye of little faith, haven't you heard of the saying "half a bread is better than none" lol Cotonue and on contract too, i nor fit shout

AS IN, jokes!