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the misfits !

kay-money:
419 happens everywhere in the world~~Even the white people are seriously into the crimminal thing than we Africans~ I remember sometime ago when some white guys sold a bottle water for my friend inside their  car thinking he was buying a cheap laptop~~ those white guys flashed him the real laptop but before he knew whats next they have changed the bag to a well package bottled water bag i mean thesame bag was used for the packaging~immediately the criminals handled over the bag to him and he made payment to them~ they just zoom off at top speed* So what do you call that

I know someone that fell for this last year. I dont understand how people always fall for this. It is always a Sony Vaio!!

ROSSIKE:
I didn't even bother sending out another mail because I'm far too dignified to chase after such obvious riffraff.

Mssssheeeeew.

LOL! na so life be abi, when she no gree, she come turn obvious riff raff!

I love this topic - In other words, all nigerian actors are gay now

Onwan:
@Tim
You must pay that money when the car arrives, im ready to have you looked for both here in Nigeria and in Boston (just in case you think you can talk trash and walk), boasting of a car that costs less than a wrist watch.

People get snuffed on a daily basis for getting involved where they dont need to be. If you cant broker peace, quit bragging and stop being a toothless internet gangster!

NICE!!

Timothy, U have to cool down and be patient. I feel your pain though. I hate when i plan something for such a long time and I get disappointed. 3 months is long though. It is enough to make anyone want to cancel a deal. It's not about the money anymore. U cant put a monetary value on disappointment

I know it's not the German's fault but it is clear that he downplayed the severity of the delay.

NnamdiN:
but it was obvious nw

Ok o. I'm just saying maybe that's why some people dont get the joke

Ujujoan:
@ Basildon

Stop arguing with them . . . They all know the truth in their hearts even if they want to act otherwise!

The truth is, if I meet a 'big' guy and a skinny one, chance are that I'll go for the skinny one. That doesn't mean that I can never date big guy, but they just won't be my first choice.

Thanx, i definitely know that but let's just say that I was trying to get some homeboys over here to accept an unfair fact of life. Not like I dont get where they are coming from.

Mrs, Eve:
Okay I see somebody defending his prize, put your feelings and emotions to the side boo (it okay)

It not RACIST when MOFOS TALK ABOUT AND DOGGED black women but soon as someone mentioned the reality of white chicks it "You a racist" fest huh? Let me tell you what a racist is MOFO,

Racist in general is having distaste in a specific race and will have no affiliation with that specific race. What racist you know working for THE VERY RACIAL GROUP they have distaste for? A racist is not seen with that group, do not socialize, and will not have any dealings with them. Don't get me started about the RACISM IN AMERICA and Black Americans being the butt of it all. Negro please, you better go find you some coloring books and color!

You can call me whatever YOU WANT boo, Refined sugar is still sugar.

K. I have been totally off here due to a B'day weekend so i really didnt have the pleasure of reading through your rantings. Defending what prize? Have you been skipping your meds? What do you know about me? Ur posts gives me bare jokes for days.

Talking about fat white gals hangin with skinny nigerians is proof of what? Scratch that actually! Why pick on fat white gals?

The constant need to bounce from attacking the point to attacking the person and being foul-mouthed is a decoy u use excessively when you clutching at straws and have nothing reasonable to say. As for the "Racism in america" speech and its relevance to this as well as GLOBAL WARMING - interesting stuff!

jay bee:
Almost all the girls i know complain about being fat hence me bringing out the clinically obese argument.
Point is most people are fat and that doesn't make them less attractive.
With being clinically obese as highlighted in your post then that's a totally different ball game

Clinically obese or not, are you implying that they deserve to be lonely or cheated on? 

Life is tough and the human mind is funny. A guy will think twice before acting up when you know u r very replaceable. It goes both ways

MRbrownJAY:
score points with the female, BWAAAAAAAH! and may i ask what i would do with these points? are they redeemable for a prize at Tesco?! abeg!
this is my beliefs, take it or leave it!
believing that fat people have less chances to find happiness is a FAT lie (no pun intended). they all have as equal chances and since most women put on weight after child birth, most will end up with a larger woman anyway.duh!

U had to take the brownie points literally . U do know that you are least likely to get bashed for saying size matters!

The after child birth thing doesnt really hold water, we are talking of the whole relationship angle. No one should take their partner for granted but can u at least accept that it is MORE likely to happen to fat gals! Even a fat guy that has nothing going on for him is very unlikely to pull chicks

Attractiveness plays a certain role in relationships!

Mrs, Eve:
You know damn well you lying because I SEE FAT WHITE CHICKS WITH men that look like you! What you talking about? Fat chicks have a harder time getting dates? Are you serious? I must be blind because I know damn well I see them big precious looking chicks with skinny NIGERIAN MEN. (POINT?)

You prolly one of them with yo lying arse! You know damn well you got one of them fat white chick sitting on your lap right now! ( HOW DOES THIS CONNECT?)

Do you know what you sound like right now - RACIST,i tell ya! If you want to sound like a reasonable person, nice! if not it will be foolhardy of me to try and get you to see my point.

What the heck has race got to do with this,KMT!!

jay bee:
Based on your research?
Do you actually know how many peeps are declared fat?
I hope you know we aren't talking about clinically obese peeps here.

Bro, u know what I am talking about we are not talking of Body mass index and crap like that. And we definitely not talking of chubby chicks. we talking of fat gals. A 24 yr old gal wearing size 22 expecting toasters to be lined up at her door, c'mon man!

Cant recommend any, if marriage was that simple then we would marry only virgins. Moreover not all females are sentimental about that - some just think someone had to do it!

MRbrownJAY:
do you think so?! its actually a great point to show that the poster blamed the misery of these two rather large ladies on their weight while it "probably" has absolutely nothing to do with it. . . . . . . .  who is to say that their boyfriends wasnt as "heavy" as they were, to begin with?

some men out there love heavy women because thats what they are attracted to (no other reason), therefore the same way that skinny people will be dumped, is what heavier people should expect.

thinking that fat women are single because of their weight is a big fat lie that would have them waste their life savings on diet products etc while the problem is elsewhere!

as for Halle berry and her track record, i rest my case!

This seems like speaking untruths just to score brownie points with the females. Fat guys,fat chicks have more difficulties in the dating game (FACT). Inner beauty aside, you are more likely to hold on tighter to a hot looking partner.

It is not a crime to be fat but let's accept the truth,ur choices are limited. Nothing good comes easy, we would all love to stuff our faces 24/7 but we dont and if you do there's a price to pay.

Not saying being slim helps but at least you get to pick your poison. U have admit Halle Berry did have an excellent choice in 'poisons'.

Ujujoan:
Well, I'm not in the USA but there's nothing I wont do for somene I love!

[s]as long as he has enough money to 'maintain' me in Naija sha![/s]

Actually you shouldnt have cancelled that bit out, In reality - Relocation should be thought of properly. Without bn able to pick up the bills COMFORTABLY or help her secure a GOOD job, i dont think it is wise to uproot someone else from a well paid job/source of income!

Nigerians leaders are heartless!

170:
what if their is a legitimate reasong ?

Hmm, of cos if it is legitimate, u cant turn your back on family. BUT U and I both know there could never be any legitmate reasoning except their house got burnt!

Impossible! Has she not lived long enough with her parents.

^^^^
Gals like this are so difficult to handle cos they really exist in their own world literally. They actually might not mean any harm but they will never see the reality of what they do.

At some point, everyone gives up on them and strangely enough, they begin to think everything is OK/they were right all this while while the stark truth is that they are just being tolerated/ignored.

Seen this b4 - Still funny as hell! But u should have made it clear that it was a lawyer asking the question as per d original joke.

Dont know this Omoni but she looks hella nice

edlion57:
guy i no dey talk about dare sexual life but physical apranc.

*apranc*--> wow,nice abbreviation  for your mind

I am sure between 2006 when he posted and 2010, he must have found a solution to his problem!

nkoyo22:
and I made him cry by proving it!!"

Damn good joke!! like WTF 

lmao!

I dont even get this, it doesnt look like he squeezed or grabbed it. It's obvious they were dancing not groping and the poster decided to post a snapshot (I am sure Tuface could have taken his time to do that after the video if he wanted - not unlikely )

@ SEUN, I'm embarassed with your post. It's flipping drips of venom. Wetin reach that one, GREAT ke!! Youtube the video if u havent seen it!

Seun:
It's a great disgrace. Can you imagine her parents seeing that disrespectful grope on TV? Her boyfriend? Her self if she[b] has any self-respect?[/b]

This gal is the HOTNESS tho - She was in a Vector video - Pami, Sauce kid - Under G, Tuface - Implication !!

RIP homey!

I still pray and wish it is not the same NL member because I cant imagine someone wanting to take his life - this is really sad