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I can bet a month's wages that he is a writer! His posts are always bang on point and laced with humor

^^ Good question oh!

How did they get all the details about how they divided themselves in groups and how many they were??

Abi 9ja don get CCTV

Hmmm, when did CCTV becomes so science fiction in Nigeria. People even use it on their private properties

comechop:
look at this Nairaland warrior - I tremble at your feet.

What an idiotic comment. OP knows she has a problem - that is the first step in dealing with it.

If you have nothing to contribute to help her out, then shut the hell up. You have made mistakes yourself too - and a sin is a sin - whether you thief orange from market or you sleeping around - no matter how abominable it may seen.

Give her some constructive advice or GTHO.

Personally, I think its all fiction, meant to increase hit count on NL, but who am I to judge?

Lol, you think it's fiction yet ur r[i]e[/i]tarded little brain decided u had to make a comment and what is the advice you have given so far. How do these lowlife silverback gorillas get on nairaland! Freaking im[i]b[/i]ecile!

ayubam:
Real that you message again, do you think a sane man who in the past have sinned and ve been forgiven post that to someone in need? Shame on you cos the OP will get help and she will be forgiven. She will not die.

If you do not know what to say must you say anything? babla

Whatever specie you are, i cant comprehend the balderdash you have just written. How about you taking the weekend off to improve your grammar, u hypocritical lil Arrow!

rokiatu:
Lol no arrogance intended.

Dont worry, its allowed  . I was just teasing.

Jamace baba, u still dey here! u dey fall my hand o

@ poster, you need to reconstruct your post title. It should go like this

What is the best and most painful way to kill myself for sleeping with my sisters' husbands?

I am sure God will forgiv you for committing suicide!

rokiatu:
Dat dress ann't that tight, just that am really curvy. You don't want me wearing bagging clothing to a party. and I really didn't know dat only hookers wear those boots we wear them here a lot and we are not hookers.

Ahn ahn, some real modesty right there   jor jor

You will meet nigerians all over the place. I dont see the need to start a converstaion with someone else just because i think they may be nigerian.

If the situation does not demand for it, it is pointless and in some instances, a nuisance.

alalipopp:
TWO WORDS, MAN BOOOOOOOOBS

SERIOUSLY!! Cataracts??

@ OP, stop making this thing bigger than it is. I cant believe you still on this! Quit the drama, swallow your pride and end this with a promise from him not to act like that anymore.

Do you actually enjoy waking up everyday knowing that you guys are still not on good terms! R u darkhearted or sumthing?

Why the heck is this on front page? It has been seen and ignored

fstranger1:
I understand what you are trying to get at, but you need to see some of this first class graduates, you'd be SHOCKED!


How can a first class graduate in Engineering not know the first law of motion off hand?

That's just bullcrap! I can bet on my life that you can not show me one. Maybe among the 2.1 and 2.2 students definitely but all the first class students in UNILAG are on point. There no amount of settling or using your body that will get u a first class. 119 is not a lot out of 3,825 graduating students

That is just 3% of the graduating students - this figure excludes the number of people that will be advised to withdraw or unable to graduate due to failed mandatory courses. With the total number of final year students, this percentage will drop lower that 2%

This Rhino fella sef go just dey open mouth. Simple post sef he cant fit to compose without errors. abi u wan lie say na typo!! Mr stranger, i think lecturers must have stressed you out with your sub-standard submissions that couldnt make the A grade!

^^
No he doesnt! It's going to take a few episodes to get used to him

@ OP, you dont need this marriage it seems since you are considering leaving. Go out there and experiment for a bit then you will know what's up!

That you are a female means you should be treated as fragile and with maximum respect BUT that does not mean that you should act like a deranged infant once you cant have your way! Ok, he has to sort out his anger issues but nagging a man for 30 mins? U lucky he didnt check into a hotel immediately!

I think Nigerians have that innate need to curse when possible. Yes, the poster has got issues by going AS FAR AS EXPRESSING his lust. But I cant understand why it sounds unheard of. People do this everyday, checking out their partner's friends. How far we go is what brings out the issue!

@ Sagamite, Kudos to you but i think you are going in too hard on her. LOL. Let's take it down a notch.

Moreover, dont think she's going to come around. For her, slim and fat chicks stand the same chance. SMFH!!

Mai Suya:
so for ya village na only gays dey partake for male pageants, abi?

like really!

Omo free dat guy mehn! No wonder ppl dey suspect am! You would have thought that the Mr Nigeria was wearing lipstick and stillettos and posing in a gay bar.

I think this is the first time he has seen a male contest ! Or they usually wear agbada to contest in his village!

Mobinga:
You must be insane! A[b] Nigerian[/b] man is wearing only a pant in front of the entire world, posing so gayishly and you expect me to keep blank like nothing happened? Why don't you wear only a pant and upload the picture? Junk! Stop Spewing Thrash!!

Dude, allow dat ish! There's nothing gayish about the photo. The brother is making his bread. His line of work/contest demanded the outfit and he wore it. He's a model, a clothes horse! Why would any1 just take a photo in undies and upload it? WEAK ANALOGY!

Lucky dude, thank God for his life. What a way to start the new year!!

It's really pathetic that even in a situation like this, people still chat rubbish!

Good joke,

some posters on here should stop trying too hard with their effing dry jokes.

The ideal girlfriend shouldnt be a copy of you, this is nothing to be worried about. Just do your thing when you get bored and get her to accompany you when you having fun

^^
LOVE is a term in tennis that shows that you havent gotten any point. if you lose a set 3-0 = 3 love.

This line is heavy!

U did the right thing definitely but i think she's got a british passport and you wanted her just for papers, she wanted you for marriage and she was ready to squeeze you dry cos she felt you were more desperate. It is obvious you guys dont love each other and your story is too one sided. U have filtered down the whole thing for us!

I'm glad that you have come back to your senses and realised that a life of slavery to another woman is not worth it just to stay in the UK. Why else would you have proposed in 3 weeks? Love? Ha!

javalove:
Our relationship is tennis, love means nothing. . .So quit trying to EFF ith the PRO/ COLLABO BETWEEN ME AND YOU? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some f[i]c[/i]ukin hard bars right there, sheeze!!

Cos dat's just life, I chirps a gal doesnt mean permanent interest, goes both ways

LOL!

Unbelievable!! Why not just tell them you are at maximum capacity! Pure theft!

190:
[color=deeppink]If you noticed it, No lady responded again after Mygolie made that statement
they all logged off and went to bed, even Ms.eve (who know's Guilty calls)
Thats why i always have Thumbs up for Goldie, She speaks the truth flawlessly, [/color]

LOL. I noticed that too !! She does speak d truth
Btw, I saw a show telling women to be careful in the fitting rooms cos some females wear no undies, go shopping and try on jeans smearing it with God-knows-what behind in the cro.tch area.