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Lawan first goof

Kingosytex:
are u saying that joshua's victories as well as all boxing matches are fixed?

Don't mind the dumbs

Lord God, you are mighty in all your doings. We thank thee for saving Samuel from the clutches of death. Let only you be praised.

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Sure miss

Please forget about the money, 100k? Don't ask her about the money. If she eventually gives you then take it. One thing I believe is prayer, please pray for God to touch her hearth to pay you.

SarkinYarki:
Keep quiet and take your hatred somewhere else

What do you know Buffon? Do you know who Trump is aside being American president?. Stop spooling trash, do you think Trump know who an Igbo is? He hates blacks even Barack Obama is one. He hates Nigerians as well. How are you a Zionist? Igbo in Nigeria looking for cheap identities. The only Jew in Africa is round in Ethiopia.

They left Nigeria and still monitoring our economy. Monitoring spirit. They predicted that Nigeria economy was not out of recession when it was out of recession.

ZombieTERROR:
Tinubu will not rest until he bankrupts the State..

Bullion van master dispensing money while zombies blame Ambode...

Is the money your state money?

Why Ambode should be saying that, he owned no debt as governor of Lagos. He said the only debt he met was what he left.

Racoon:
Yet this same Jeremiah Useni was among the senior army officers in the Abacha government that leagued together to truncate the mandate Nigerians overwhelmingly gave to MKO Abiola on June-12 1993.

The boys on Nairaland will not know what you are saying and the significant. The indomie generation are 90% spooling trash and posting rubbish with their bad grammatical blunders. See one of them on top me displaying Yahoo money.

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This man, you are a fraud. If you have the key, why can't you play and become a billionaire and stop disturbing people?
Go and look for work to do.

Blood avenges blood. For a blood covenant to be broken, you will fast and pray until God reveal to you that you are delivered. It is not a simple prayer of a normal church deliverance. I will advise to go to MFM prayer city, Ibafo along Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

Must you share everything on Nairaland? It the Agency is a discrete organisation, you are off.
Learn to keep you joy and sadness to yourself.
May the Lord help you.

undefeateds:
Funny, and when Stella oduah bought 2bulletproof during GEJ, it is this set of people that start shouting corruption up and down, which forced GEJ to sacked the woman, they won't say anything now, they will start justifying their misdeed, nonsense, is the price not too much, for what?

What you failed to realise is, Stella Oduah inflated the price of the car and did not give the true price of the car. How can a car worth N255 million in October 2013. Stella is corrupt as N2.5 billion was found in her house maid account during the investigation.

RemiTinubu:
can a yeroba Muslim do the same?
no
rather he'll be busy hating and spreading bile

God bless us the good people of yerobas
the real owners of yeroba land
not some glorified kafirs that can't site the moon

Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond
Osibanjo is a vagabond puppet and a Hopless bastard vagabond Useless nonentity bribe eating scumbag fake pastor
Buhari is a criminal terrorist
kiss the truth

This Olosho fish brain girl again? Thinking through her hole, na wah o

NoBetterNigeria:
At this junction, man will wait for evidence before opening my mouth... Rape

At this juncture, No better Nigeria for you.

vincixpresso:
20 RARELY USED ENGLISH WORDS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW

#ClearsThroat

#GLABELLA : The space between your eyebrows is called glabella

#PETRICHOR : The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor

#AGLET : The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet

#WAMBLE : The rumbling of the stomach is actually called a wamble

#VAGITUS : The cry of a new born baby is called vagitus

#TINES : The prongs on a fork are called tines

#PHOSPHENES : The sheen or light that you see, when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes

#BOX_TENT : The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent

#OVERMORROW : The day after tomorrow is called an overmorrow

#MINIMUS : Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus

#AGRAFFE : The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe

#VOCABLES : The 'na na na' and 'la la la' that don't have any meaning in the lyrics of a song or speech are called vocables

#INTERROBANG : When you combine a question mark and an exclamation mark (like this '?!), it is referred to as an interrobang

#COLUMELLA_NASI : The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi

#ARMSCYE : The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye

#DYSANIA : The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania

#GRIFFONAGE : Unreadable handwriting is called griffonage (are you reading this dear doctors?)

#TITTLE : The dot over an 'i' or a 'j' is called tittle

#CRAPULENCE : The utterly sick feelings you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence

#BRANNOCK_DEVICE : The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called brannock device

BONUS WORDS:

#MANNEQUIN : Human like objects at the boutiques wearing clothes

#GUFFAW : The actual thing you do when you laugh out loud (instead of lazily typing LOLS)

All I need to say is, you are wonderful. However, you belong to the class of old Nairalanders

Tottenham 2:1

oceaneverdry77:
May God Be With Our No1 family of Nigeria

And your family will be blessed too

dayleke:
Same nose n mouth like their mama

Ya mama mouth fine reach them mouth? Ewu, make I no vex talk to you o

Iyajison:
One of the best VP Nigeria ever have.....but all his talents, qualification and experience has bn thwarted by a dullard...... He even hv to compromise his believe by telling lies to stay safe in power......

Ewu, just talk for talking sake to earn like. A dullard

kaen1317:
Nigerians performing wonders abroad while the government that needs to take a que from Dubai keeps fumbling

Blame game, what have you done for Nigeria?
You better make your life useful to yourself so you will not be left out of the scheme of things.
Stop blaming someone else for your woes

haffaze777:
Only sensible post i see here

God bless you my Son

Okfiscal:
I love that man dangote he knows who to diversify is income portfolio

Mr, please correct your blunder

Indian University kwa?

Any big deal for a higher bidder?

[quote author=Lamasta post=77756482]Dino a man with many talents, a Senator, comedian, contractor, social man abeg add yours
Dino is afraid of no one but God [/quote

Igbo.praise.singers

Tinubu really dealth with IBOs