₦airaland Forum

DEHVEHLOP:
After checking all threads in crime section, I found out that non of the criminals who have committed crimes so far today are from Northern and South Western part of the country...







Igbo amaka

you cramped dix piece, and d thread doesn't Tally... Sorry bro!

Fast ageing, or izzit d makeup?

"my management" lol....Lamb tales from a douche bag

If him no buy d benz, wetin him cum gain nau? Jail.

Scammers are just everywhr. Even d nations economy has been hijacked by political scammers

Nawao!! Op, wetin we cum gain na

holatin:
easy man !
she could be on nairaland

she could, bruv!

Trump sounded a trumpet, and yhu are here whistling...buhari and oda zombies should prepare 4 a cameo appearance come 2019 resident evil.

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Make Buhari go make cameo appearance 4 2019 resident evil.

Dix woman and oshiomohle sha!!

Artist of the year, and davido's name came first..oga, datz expo!

JFk....team gbasky

paymentvoucher:
Welcome to our dear country LAGOS Mrs Prime Minister.

LAGOS is our country, Land of opportunities with Governor full of LIVES

lol..she is not on Nairaland, b4 u lobby kill urself.

Lol...forward it to cee-c and alex

How abt d fear of nocturnal people(village midnight crew)??

Ibadan women libido high pass ukwali strain of weed.

At 13, I had no balls to walk up to a girl..dey only balls I had was cheese balls and football.

Bill gate? Dat must be a Microsoft music concert..#MMC

What do u expect from all dix uncivilized axe boiz wey suppose the work for wood factory ehn? See flat head!

Nobody be small pikin 4 here, OP...u jux gather movie script post us.

DREAMZZZ:
Black ebony igbo beauty...

which one is black ebony again na?

Dat man 'll 4ver live to hate anytyn cinematography.

Tallesty1:
I said the same thing sometime ago and people called for my hand(they can't have my head) . Nigeria women that ask for equality in marriage after her family collected thousands from her husband in the name of marriage/bride price are deceiving themselves.


Let's analyze marriage in Nigerian way.


Step 1. You asked for a girl's hand in marriage and she accepts.

Step 1. You do introduction.

Step 3. You fix date for the traditional marriage and her people bill you heavily.

Step 4. If if you bring the items in the list and they're satisfied with what you brought and the bride price or selling price, you can sugar coat it bride price to make them feel better.

Step 5. They will hand their Daughter over to you and she changes her name immediately. That's change of ownership for you.

If the above scenario doesn't appear to you as pure business arrangement and transaction then I don't know what will.



You own what you pay for. Even a kid knows that

i agree with dat

Before nko

Shehu's word: oga, u don lose alignment finish, ur kaftan do d sag ma!

See profession; A tailor and also a sailor

Lol...Was it yoga dat broke d Hymen

Dunno dem, can't tell what transpired b4 d reconciliation..jux ran into an unconcerned thread

Hiaan!! Sars on the beat.

D name keyamo is becoming synonymous to "spewing gibberish"

Happy posthumous birthday to Mr. June 12th