₦airaland Forum

puskin:
This one U knw Wande is a chronic sipper, U sure U both don't sip 2geda.

aieromon is wande's weed carrier

^

what about his son and his spirit?

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=336994.msg4735110#msg4735110 date=1255563015]No. that was the better life programme financed with part of our change. He has not spent any of his loot on citizens like Obasanjo, Abiola and Akala did. Even Arthur Nzeribe spent the billions he embezzled from Ghana an Libya on rural women. Until then, he remains a stingy criminal and should not dream of being a hero.[/quote]you think akala is robin hood?

no wonder idinrete is full of shit.

uplawal:
we muslims dont wear clothes according to what the society is, or what or how we feel like, we dress in accordance to GODS laws

God's Laws as in the laws of Sango or some law based on middle-eastern culture?

hmmmm

interim premier minister ft fela

mapomeji has another hit

The Sly:
What?
The dude is a multi-billionaire!

that hasn't stopped warren buffet from going for more.

I personally would have stayed quiet if i was the guy.

lightwalk:
^^^^It's the other way round dummy.

More than 20 secret research is being conducted on pyshic power and stuff like that

The research is secret but somehow you know 20 of them is going on?

shotster50:
Africans and their superstitious beliefs. Until we let go of this unseen force holding us down, until we are able to actually use our brains to reason, we will always be the butt of every joke.

the president of gambia can cure aids with his juju. stop hating.

https://www.freemaninstitute.com/images/abacha_mohammed.jpeg

expect to see some weight gain after the dividends of democracy start to pay

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=336994.msg4735001#msg4735001 date=1255562012]His loot did not go to waste. Rural women got their share during the June 12 electoral campaign. At least, all man chop from his loot but nobody don chop from IBB's loot, not even women,  Abacha was agbaya who shared some of his loot to prostitutes but IBB stuffed his own in his pants and not even ashewos or almajiris don chop from that man before.  Stingy criminal![/quote]sharrap.

babangida's wife had an organization for women. didn't your aunty get a sowing machine?

the father has a stadium named after him in kano. why is this a surprise?

the people of Kano have made their choice.

the mistresses that had kids for him were stupid.

it's funny how his loot went to waste. he died for nothing.

Kunbee:
Hope u know that this joke is too expensive

wanna join the party. HOT girls like you would fit in hell

What if we carried it around in our pockets and purses?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we treated it like we couldn’t live without it?
What if we turned to get it if we forgot it?

what if like my cellphone, I dumped my old Bible and got a new one that meets modern standards (like not stoning adulterous women and homos to death and all)?

The bible doesn't seem to have any upgrades like a cellphone does.

a virgin at 39?

does her kitten stink or repel men? something aint right here.

uplawal:
thank GOD am a muslim too,am free from xtianity evil doctrine

Islam doesn't seem to liberate women from the look of things. look at those women in Iran, saudi-arabia who have the choice to wear what they want.

oh wait.

come back for what?

you killed him the first time and you want the poor guy to return for more suffering?

Another issue is where did they dispose of all their "shit" (animal and human shit). Where is the shalanga?

good question oh.

according to nairaland, the problem is those evil hausa/fulani people

go USC

lol funny intro

[quote author=Playboy* link=topic=337452.msg4731765#msg4731765 date=1255528339]Hunger causes multiple dreams.[/quote]

is the name morenike or moronike

this is good news.

JeSoul:
And this is the same country some have the stones to come here and argue they should be allowed to develop nuclear weapons?

lol i know right.

^^

he was crazier when he played at west virginia.  you need them crazy white boys on your team and not playing against you. 

the wide receivers at tennesse suck, it's not solely the quaterback fault.

FL Gators:
Who is TB Joshua

the man behind synagogue.

some lucky chap who capitalized on the gullibility of Nigerians

nuzo:
They should take the 2 milla and move on.
Whatever happened to "one nigeria"?

woah

as for you, mr aloy emeka - your name says it all - the gracious governor has generally opened a shop for you where you wil be selling authentic motor vehicle spare parts - in particular used alloy wheels

oh lord

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=336994.msg4728212#msg4728212 date=1255473595]They are not all that broke. Kola still get small pepper.[/quote]what about the other cargo of kids from his harem?

These harlots should be delt with. They should not continue desecrating Abuja, being an Islamic Territory.

Islamic territory built by Niger delta money. sure makes sense

You guys are right, Abuja is the Capital of Arewa and Lagos is the Capital of Yoruba.

huh

Beaf:
It should be nobodys business if Iran wants nuclear weapons, except if Iran is threatening them.

and that's what makes it the business of the states and israel