₦airaland Forum

Dybala11:
Well on your last statement, I agree with you though. All Nigerian politicians, BAT, Atiku and Obi, are thieves.

Gbam…
100% right
And I agree with you too

But obi-dients won’t like that how can you say obi is a thief?
Where is the proof that he stole ?

Obi is a saint

TheModerator:
1million in a week = 4million in a month = 40million in a year. It's doable at this rate That's why uber drivers are the freshest in town, fresh faced mofos, drive the most expensive cars and smell the nicest when they come to pick you up

You and Gentlelife50 should stopiiitt


This guys are working their Ass off making a living
Don’t doubt them at all.
As we speak salaries earners are ready to resign and join d hustle …clean blood money ?

D highest earner or earners here live in chevron Estate , his matrix got spoilt , he took danfo for few weeks cos he misses poverty days and bought 2013 Corolla without loan

Second one posting Gabrinchiii dashboard lives in his own house in Berger and mentor musa to buy car n move to his own house in 1year.

The record says it all.

One driver went to Dubai on 2 weeks vacation.

All the people saying the figures shock them or doubting are lazy drivers without strategies for the job or applying wisdom.

U will soon see lazy drivers complaining how hard d job is or coming to ask for loan / help of 25k cos Lastma arrested them.
Ordinary 25k - 2hrs job , lazy drivers everywhere

Mscheeewwwww

Dis figures dey make driving bolt hungry person
Chai see money

Dybala11:
The greatest way to fool many Nigerians is by putting your idea/agenda/scheme in writing. He was convicted of money laundering and not stealing Bobo.

Hmmm
so what’s the difference between money laundering and stealing ?

What’s the difference between embezzling and stealing ?

You want to use English to confuse us the more
Stealing = ole , Ba ra wo, onye oshi….. thief na thief

Edo no be Lagos
If you like dance like zazuu with only 1 hit song and then singing rubbish, you no get mouth for Edo again.

Only in Nigeria will you steal 200 million and pay 13 million as fine and go free.
But if they catch one hungry boy stealing yam or rice dey will send him to kirikiri prison

Btw dis man na obesity or transgender see breast and fat tommy ?

GeneralZodd:
Baba I am very sure if u decide to do Bolt now. You go dey net 150k daily. I can bet my balls

I like dis healthy arguments or comparison and motivations.
Net 150k daily on bolt ? That’s some people’s monthly salary…
I know lazy drivers will think u are exaggerating and it’s not possible but u pearl and cheerful has shown us that it’s possible.
I dey believe you, 150k net everyday for 7days = 1050,000 million naira

Lazy drivers just stay clear and don’t mislead people.

SamuelTaiw0:
That guy is an id!ot!

I'm not ready to start doing any shalaye because it's not the point. If I know something, I see no one has answered and I make my own contribution is it a crime?

If he has nothing to say he should keep quiet but coming to taint my image by painting an evil picture of what he knows nothing about is what Ogun will kill him for! Mad man

All that happened is well recorded on this thread, how I got the car, how it gave me issues from day 1, how I borrowed money to spend on it, how I paid for one way offence, how I returned the car because I was tired of it and didn't press to have it back because I was still well within the terms of agreement. It's still on this thread. One fuul now came here and be saying trash... I repeat, if Ogun does not kill him if he doesn't respect himself, no be Yoruba Man I be!

I don't know him from anywhere but if he thinks the demons living inside him wants to make him unfortunate, he should make rubbish comments about me again. Mad man

I dey believe you. From the way you talk and give advises I know you would be an experience driver and veteran in this hustle. I come shock as ThatIgboBoy say u don’t know how to drive (like dru23) and that you bashed partners car under 2weeks & got arrested.

ThatIgboBoy Please come and clear the air
No fear Ogun


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ThatIgboBoy:
U suppose dey keep quiet if people dey seek for advice here. Small thing u Don run chook mouth like say u be pro. I do e-hailing sparingly. Infact since first week of October, I never open any of my e-hailing apps. But you wey nearly kill yourself, your partner, aboki bike man and nearly destroy the motor just dey give hot takes upandan. Baba, calm down and allow those that are constantly on the road to give advice. Na read I dey read here. Work closes for the year next Thursday and I have done every servicing and fixing I need to do on my car. I might just decide to hit the road once more cause I have a three weeks break. For now I just dey read, admire the hustlers and motivate myself.

You mean am ?
Dis same SamuelTaiw0 that talks upandan like he has done defensive driving training?
Hope d partner collect him car back ?

D way una dey open people yansh for dis thread dey scare me.

Dis year na year of opening yansh

Felicity001:
He's right behind your compound
Look back.
Your black American descendant uncle has left you to suffer
What a pity...lol

Simple Question how is your Former partner , dru23 kweku? You trying to cover up like typical Nigerian politician.

Well help us beg his madam to release Dru phone to just drop his 6pages reply that he bought with his hard earn money.

Oblongata:
Forgive and Forget!

Okay I don forgive am but to forget dey hard

Bashirkareem31:
he once did a memorable thing at the world cup.Legend is legend

Memorable thing like missing goals ?

Why is Ayiegbeni in this pictures ?

What’s the criteria ?
Cos we have legends like Kanu and Okocha not someone that kick ball out of free post.

Ignore wetin?
Investors don’t trust dancing Governor until he starts working and showing results

I hope d guy get brain to rule or at least get brain to choose intelligent heads to work with him unlike bubu that doesn’t have brain to rule or choose.

As he no even get brain to go school SMH

Highest in Africa ?
Jonathan asked us then do you guys want to go back 10yrs or move forward.
People shouted anything but jonathan.

Now Jonathsn is a saint thanks to old baba & APC.

Yet APC is still campaigning after taking us to trenches

Felicity001:
C ur mouth without teeth

Abeg where is your adversary jpworld??... Lol

Abeg where is your uncle, former partner Dru23 ?
Hope he’s okay ?

Felicity001:
I read where driver wants to sell owners partners hub for a coro 03... Is this true??

Na Mejai talk say Omoapena wan sell him partner car part, so as to meet up with weekly remittance cos him partner eye don red waiting for him to default.

You understand?


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Gentlelife50:
Lazy drivers, always complaining.
Somebody is already close 1 million naira December target, something BAZOO1 dey close eyes do.

Yes naw, it’s like rice, beans and dodo

Lemme biko , I don’t want person to drag me inside mud incase he no meet up with 1M.

You don dey make me miss naija dis week,
Missing poverty days… taking buses and Uber sleeping off while positioning for trips, Ebanoe Admiralty, spar Adeola odeku, eko hotel, don jazzy studio lekki phase 2…
waking up 4am everyday targeting surge.

Barbiturate:
Well, I'm not in support of what the guy did, but then she should have been outside before the driver got to her PU. That's how whites, Indians and chinese do.

It comes from a place of discipline and scarcity.
If your driver cancel after 5mins u will be charged cancellation fee and wait for longer time to get another ride.
And from 2mins dey start charging you for waiting.

For example, I requested for dis ride, driver 15mins away. 15mins na long time, if I miss it next can be 25mins away. Dis same trip on Uber is 15.98 . I can’t afford to miss it.
If I delay extra 3mins money don go up.

But if I come naija and try inDriver fastest fingers like 5 drivers go dey one street dey rush for 1 trip.
Though advantage here is if driver like go long way or short cut ur fare won’t change.
This driver Miss road twice dey apologize till he drop me, cos of fear of 1 star or me reporting. If I report dey can refund all my money. but I know wetin ratings dey do for drivers life.

So there can never be arguments of what I saw on app is different from final amount unless u stop or change address.

Gentlelife50:
They said first fifty drivers to do 30 trips, abeg dey never serious.
We know the people that will win it eventually, meant for ant drivers like BAZ001

I use to think I like driving, driving is my hobby until I started driving bolt in Lagos.
I suffer no be small, untop say I wan follow ants net 100k easily week in week out.
I fell sick while driving countless times. I will be sleeping on wheels, taking coffee, power horse
Cos I want to hustle now and play later
They will post big dashboard’s but nobody go see d suffer n pains

I just Thank God for making a way of escape for me, I for still dey trenches

Gentlelife50:
Pure truth, just that when me, BAZOO1 and others were shouting and warning upcoming investors they thought we don't want them to enjoy what others are enjoying.
Buying car above 2 million to invest in Uber and be collecting small small money with different types of headaches no work, unless u intend to drive it yourself.

Hehehehe
Na so Elders dey shout in 2015 no vote Buhari, dem no hear dem say their mouth dey smell.

Nothing wey I no see for dis thread
Dem call me enemy of progress, always talking down on d hustle.
I will rather keep 2 million naira and be spending 25k every week with sanity and peace of mind
than to buy car and will never be able to save 1M naira from the 2M cos Lastma go collect, LGA tout, kazeem go collect , ladipo too and dem go still run u street.

My prayers na make guys wey wan move, Jappa on time… life is sweet when u make money early in life without stress or loosing ur sanity.

pope191:
Ride of 42 mins took 1hr 22 mins, over delay and their stupid argument.

I've been calling guy man, he picked and promise to send the money on Saturday. Ever since, he won't pick my calls. I call the lady on Monday, she acted all nice and promise to get back. I made it clear to her that I won't be calling the guy again and if I am forced, I'll come back to where I dropped them to pull Felicity on them
Right now she is the one that booked the ride and as well called me, so I can't be going after someone I don't have business with.

She blocked me, promise to send the guy number and right now, she is saying she doesn't have any business with me

What a case

She did what

What? she blocked you ?

The same pope that help drivers sweet talk ladies TV presenters, celebrities to get their money back

A whole pope From 10k to 1,400 ? No be juju be that ?

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Djdamian:
Anger is such an understatement,

I was willing to overlook all these ,then i woke up this morning saw a message he posted with a screenshot of our chat.

The lies ,my God it's painful

Also omoapena na bad thing you learn from Dru23
Small thing u don bring out mama’s cooking …

No mind am Djdamian u are a big boy
you self for don post chat where he was begging for d car.

Dru23 petty like that


Dis thread ehen cruise no dey finish



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mejai:
Also Omoapena, as u dey buy the wine o, no forget u promise to flex us at illupeju. Give us clear direction make we no go take one way. And it should be around that time Indrive prices dey always be around #1500 or less.

Also omoapena don’t forget to add Djdamian ‘s
Father & mothers car to your prayers , after praying against lastma, touts and robbery.
If no be devil how him papa car go break down for December wey men dey target 1M dashboard

Pls if you know him babe or wife try whisper to them cos if them break up with d guy he will collect all the phones and properties he bought for them.

Make God save us from partners like Djdamian


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tojahh:
Who say make una settle na?

Which kind thing be this bayi?

This is when I look forward to Baz001 because no one comes here with peace!

We don't settle here!!


Yeyegbami?!
Yeyegbami?!!
Yeyegbami?!!!

Pope191 what kind of settlement is this? After all the brag like Dru23.

What’s happening here
Let me go and read from the back like felicity
Where I go start from


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dahflemzy:
@Glithronix where u dey
E don tey wey we see u last
Be like this work don overchoke u
@baz001 and others too hope y'all are okay.

I miss d days of violence here

SHOOPSYN:
@Baz001 where hath thou? I hail the peacemakers and the vawuencers. We muuve...

Thank you
I’m doing great, I was told to mind my business and behave like someone that’s has moved on.
I had to comply before one sadist will do me kweku dru23 or hungry cornner44

As I see my mention I rush here to see if kweku don ressurect

Portugal na Uruguay olosho but with wetin dey happen for this World Cup nobody knows what can happen.

Conner44:
See you na today? you no know say I don old? If dem like make dem call my face hungry, wolf, hyena, oracle, na laugh I go just dey here dey laugh even ontop the garri wey I drink during university sapa seasons I been still gallant for ‘extracurricular activities’ dey pursue people sistaz upandan

I open account for ontop nairaland a few months after I sabi wetin be Facebook. That time on nairaland we go open thread dey yab each other ‘facing’, even the almighty seun wey una dey worship today we been yab am well well too assuming seun been follow mark Zuckerberg back this place for don excel pass as e dey today, but no be today seun ‘stop to dey hear word’

That time nothing like shares, likes, mentions, quotes etc na just raw lyrical talents full this forum , that time if dem yab you ehn . . . no need to shout na to drop phone go backyard go cry

Na una dey enjoy nairaland today na, assuming una been dey here during 2006-2010 una for understand why shame dey refuse to catch people like me

You start Facebook with Mark
You started Nairaland with Seun
You started Uber with Romeo
You are still here allowing Gen Z call you hyena’s face

God when…


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providencia:
Oga dru, where art thou?

Loud am
Soro s’oke
Shout him name louder
Na men dem for here pursue am.

Shame won’t let him come out

Lagos should learn from this state
Better than blocking the whole road because president is coming.

Conner44:
Ahh bazoo you sef wan follow throw yabiz remember say na dodge you dodge ontop ship take escape Nigeria go Congo oh? Make we no open ya nyash for hia today

Shebi you see that face wey you dey see so? na from over 17 years ago when I still dey university lol Na my first Facebook account wey I loss the password na him e from comot. Me I never even post there since 2007 ask TheModerator him go tell you the last time I post on that account, me I just abandon Facebook as a whole after mark Zuckerberg no gree me recover my password. Very yeye somebody

the last time I saw those pictures were over 10 years ago when I tried for the last time to recover that my Facebook account

Na your face dem dey call hungry Hyaena Sorry I no know
Dis guys are not nice at all.
You mean your profile picture don dey Facebook over 17 yrs before dem invent Facebook.
No wonder Mark Zuckerberg no allow you reset d password.

No need for long explanation…
OTiloooooo

TheModerator:
Na why he dey post uber dashboard on nairaland, to entice women. He finally found his hippopotamus on Nairaland.

Hippopotamus…
Hungry hyaena face ….
Shine shine head

Pls biko dis early morning.

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TheModerator:
Na one idiot face for here remain. That Ayobo boy wey dey lie to una say him dey live for chevron Drive. He has been looking for a wife on Nairaland, a
faceless forum. His own wowo is second to none.

Wonderrrfulllll…
So Nairaland na hookup site
Could it be that the wedding - is a nairaland girl?

Person find wife driving Uber (olosho), Another find wife on nairaland (hookup).

Wahalaaaaaa
why una be like dis for dis thread


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