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Pearl1910:
Look at this man...u developed temporary blindness abi.
Didn't I show u for free 100k net only on Saturday and Sunday on two different weeks?

Ohh nooo My bad,
I thought that was Gabrinchiii’s dashboards

Na dem Tojahh, pope191, 7309 & likes confused me.

Imagined if u worked mon-fri/ sat&sun that will be 200k net.

Damn

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Pearl1910:
Omo, no dey call me put for your talk o.
I didn't drive all week, but I still net 100k in each of the weeks. Go and verify.
Can u afford ticket to Dubai without selling your properties?

What pained me is that you refused to post the 100k dashboards for the two weeks.

But it’s okay, me too I hands up.
Everybody should hustle smart / hard to withstand this present inflation.
Bolt/inDriver, office salary, business, farmer just make money and survive.

Enimin:
I need you to come suck my díck

Money is NO object just let me bust a nut in that sweet pùssy you call a mouth

Eweeehh d guy offend you before ?
D guy dey worry true true
Mohammedson2020 is also looking for him.


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fk001:
Same thing Vikings and Baz001 plus Muhammadson and the rest are trying to point out. This hustle will wreck your car while you were thinking you are earning big. This ehailing work supposes to be part-time.

Pearl and cheerful giver are not telling us the downside of the business they are always pointing out the good side until investors such as Dru would come in due to the mouthwatering dashboard thinking they will hit it big which is not the case.


Sorry bro

Bro they will soon come for you.
It was dashboard posting that lured me to d hustle and I didn’t want to stop cos I felt I was doing enough , I kept driving odd ours and pursuing bonus until my body began to shout for help.

Like you rightly said there are two sides to the hustle. Ups and downs

Johnnybegood12:
You don't know what u are talking about At the bolded.
U called e-hailing drivers ordinary??

Yes that’s what they call us ordinary driver or are you my driver ?

So let me tell you what I mean be ordinary bolt driver like normal lazy driver or ant driver not the likes of donfortune48 (yahoo bolt driver)
Gentlelife50 (big man driving bolt as fun)
Tojahh (lounging on the island not driving but won’t let us rest )
I can go on & on
Fuckeveryday who was CheerfulGiver mentee (telegram group ) but drove for 1 week and jappa.
Even pearlGabrinchiii who set out competition but didn’t drive for two consecutive weeks and still claim to be cashing out week in week out
Or Felicity001 that is in his plantain farm claiming to be driving Benz.

Ordinary full time bolt driver ( with no side hustle ) can’t buy ticket to Dubai as we speak no cap. Inflation is real

kanuisagoat:
I don laugh tire. This guy is so far from reality and is living in dreamland.

You mean someone will work in the office from 7am to 5pm, he will still drive between 5 and 9pm and make a net of 10k in that time frame. . He will also do it consistently for 30 days a month. Hahahaha

Let's leave that one first. Someone drives from 5am to 10pm (17 hours) and makes 30k net according to you but someone who drives 4 hours will between 5 and 9pm will make 10k net. You need to collect your change from your maths teacher.

You say the salary earner can get laid off at any time, very true but what happens if the salary earner and bolt driver fall sick. Most standard organizations will continue to pay his salary for 6 months at least while the bolt driver will be left to his own fate.

I also like how you mentioned that most people start from low paying jobs but conveniently forgot to mention that most drivers also don't sart out with their own vehicles.

I'm really curious though, ehaling is this sweet and can give you a savings of 500k monthly. Why have you not resigned your job to drive on ehaling

Bro leave that guy , he doesn’t have any experience of ehailing, he’s just talking based on assumptions and dashboards posting.
He’s analyzing what is being posted here but doesn’t know what it takes to get it.
Doesn’t know that driving in Lagos is different from any other state in Nigeria.
Just watching football and cursing players that missed the goal.

Impulse80:
Na E-hailing give you part of the money wey you use go abroad, no lie. I remember you saying that people earning 100k per month are better than drivers on E-hailing platforms.

Be honest with people my nigga.

God will bless cornner44 for me, even though I want Mohammedson to deal with him on behalf of me and Dru…

Ehailing was used to pay bills, food to eat and car maintenance.
If I get 100k job in Nigeria, I would have been driving bolt only on weekends and will never resign.

Google how much be flight ticket now and see if ordinary ehailing driver can afford it. People working in big coys will still sell property to relocate abroad.
By d time u convert millions of Naira to dollars and aboki give you dollars you go hate Buhari the more.

I’m not talking down on the job, stop twisting my words, I’m only saying don’t sleep in it, you can’t break even or sustain a family with it.
Na job wey no dey make some of us drive olosho up & down.

tojahh:
No one in Nigeria does just one job... Even the President is also the Minister of Petroleum.

A while ago many of you wanna to eat Baz001 when he said it's not sustainable, today eyes don clear just after only 7 months of driving on ehailing.

Experience they say it’s the best teacher…
A whole Dru.kweku went from 5fleets of cars to no car on the platform after how many years.

December will soon come and dashboards will be flying in n out

Viking07:
I don’t think any sane person would argue with this comment to be honest. I know the situation in this country is at a critical level but this particular hustle is not sustainable on the long run give or take 5yrs max you should have moved to something else or grown to another hustle.

People wey do bolt and gather the funds japa, some do bolt use the funds get another car and give it out. Some don’t even drive again they collect remittance from their drivers ( these examples were from people who did this years ago when the price was still reasonable o not now wey inflation don scatter everywhere ). All these are upgrades. The dumbest decision anyone would make is to feel relaxed because of the 10k you think you make daily.

But if you say your destiny na to drive bolt till death do you part, please have something as a backup, if not for yourself, for your family.

My 1.9 surge.

Ahn Ahn bros na u write this ?
Pls forgive me, for everything have been saying about you on this thread .
From today you are one of the wisest veterans.
You be my guy not matter what they say I dey feel you.


Pearl still argue am the guy don loose him sanity

Sorry about the accident … it’s part of the unforeseen situations. But with life there is hope.

This too shall pass

Conner44:
The bolded above IS A BIG LIE

My nephew landed a job in the uk from Nigeria and he is currently in stoke city working all because he put it in his cv that he was driving on Uber and bolt as his current employment status. When he was applying for work at the beginning he was hiding the fact that he drives on ehailing for months without luck until a lady there opened up his eyes to the fact that oyibo no dey joke with work experience that involves driving before he went and edited his cv to add it in.

Bro you mean your nephew studied Engineering / computer science or Accounting in university and he wrote Uber/bolt on his CV as job experience and got job in bank or Engineering coy from Nigeria ?

They gave him visa & job in uk while still in Nigeria with only Uber as job experience?

Oyinbo don dey give work permit visa to come drive Taxi abroad and Nigeria never empty?

Muhammadson2020 dey use corner eye look u.
Kontinueee

CheerfulGiver:
Ive been vindicated by this comment. I always told guys here that you were worse than an ant. You called me all sorts of things while I kept telling people not to take you serious. Now you've hustled, made money, travelled out and still you're here asking people not to do the same thing you did to gather money for traveling out, while still not giving any other option.

People like you should be avoided at all costs.

I never said d hustle doesn’t pay,
I’m only against people resigning their jobs to start driving.
I’m against intending partners buying a car of 3.5m to give drivers on rentals, they can never recoup d 3.5m without stories that touch.
Dru doesn’t have 1 car on the platform again.

I sensitize people not to join d hustle because of dashboard posting. Why ? d hustle is not as easy as it’s displayed on dashboard.

You can’t consistently earn a specific amount or plan with the hustle like salary earners (unforeseen situations)

As a graduate You can’t write bolt as a job experience on ur CV or statement of account.

You can’t make money in d hustle without driving longer distance (hard work)
how long can you drive ? 5yrs ? 10yrs ? 15yrs


But if you are unemployed you don’t have a choice driving is d easiest way to put food on table but you can’t drive all your life. You can also drive part time to earn more money.

fk001:
Lol, my guy, your thought about this hustle has started aligning with that of Baz001. Reality has set in, I remember some months back when you were one of the cheerfulgiver fans.

That means Baz001 was right all this while, Muhammadson is also somehow right you can't have tangible savings doing this hustle.

Experience is d best teacher…
I read Romeo3 / Ogunvic strategies,
I park and ask lazy drivers under chevron trees strategies and it’s been working for them.
I wake up 4:30am every weekday take long trips on 1.9x from Surulere to position in one spot along lekki phase2 always opposite traffic (veterans from mowe/sango and co always position there too. We wait to get trips on 1.9 to airport/ikeja or Berger (or offline). Once we get back to mainland you go to another surge zone and aim long distance back to island.
Weekends I drive all day, 5am to 12noon rest till 4pm to 12 midnight clubs n beaches , resume 4am from clubs till midnight Saturday n rest on sunday’s.
I made cool money cash, dashboards, offlines etc.
BuT how long can you sustain or maintain that ?
Then someone says there is a strategy that makes you earn easily… HOW EASy ?

I’m done talking anybody that wants to taste the waters should go ahead.

By d time u change linkages, bushing and tyres twice minus it from your profit you go humble.
If lastma or local govt tout come collect 50k from your hand, hot tears go dey hungry you to cry. Why u worked ur ass for it.

Bro, just dey corner dey watch “Reality show”.


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donfortune48:
My dear brother Viking07.

Are you really the one that typed this? Abi person borrow your phone from you?

I remember your early days here, when guys were advising people on finding alternatives as soon as possible and you were on the team that was praising Bolt and how profitable it is.

You claimed you're a part-time driver but you make over 300k per month.
Yet you couldn't afford 200k to fix your car from bolt? That your main hustle have you bail you out?

Mehn!!!!
Time is the only constant.

If you ever enter without a plan, believe me, you will get trapped and you may end up regretting like Muhammadson is currently doing.

And you may later come back here after 7yrs to attack people. Just as Muhammadson is current doing.

You just like trouble why you dey mention Muhammadson2020, Twice in your post

You guys should stop discouraging & deceiving people please…
People are making money in this business easily week in week out without stress, just ask for the strategies or join telegram group to know how to do it.

Kweku started with 1car, later 2, 3 & 5 cars and was adding to his fleets of cars every year till date.
PearlGabrinchiii started with 1car now 3cars
CheerfulGiver moved from matrix to 2016 Corolla without loan and got married in April… bolt money.
Johnnybegood12 same telegram group moved to his own house this year… same bolt money.
What of people that use bolt money to jappa ?
Musa 1.0 moved from gateman to car owner under 1 year .

The list is endless bro


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Muhammadson2020:
. The real Violence is yet to start. This one nah just preamble. Everyone should brace up.

“I have been instructed by Allah to fight enemies of Truth till the End.

Yes number 1 on your list should be cornner44

Conner44:
As the vawulence nor do, This one don carry ‘jihad’ for head enter this thread

Fear don dey catch you small small
For dis thread you must choose ur enemies and gbas gbos carefully.
See when Mr dress tight & size you up wey carry pearl1910 10k Jappa dey find me, I dodge am as I no know him spirit.
But Druski dru23 no hear word,
Na so so gbas gbos with everybody until he jam deedee44.
It took mrs Dru23 to come rescue him, from the snare of the Fowler.

According to donfortune48 “The dead cannot rise again”

peacefulhome:
What is life without little vauwlence?
Dru took the joke too serious and steps on boundaries, baba don calm down. God bless madam for us, ;Dshe has the key to baba choko

Druski
Dru23
Kweku you are not an alpha male.

How can you allow a woman tell you what to do ? Na only my body u dey get power… orphan dis orphan dat…

You are not man enough. You wife is d one controlling you

Lekki on my mind
If Lokoja is submerging house.
Lekki will soon start swallowing houses.

Will government pay or help dis people like this ?

pope191:
Can't remember where I keep this congratulations again

Are you saying I’m Gabrinchiiing you ?

pope191:
My friend goan marry...

I got married in August, 1 month ago…

peacefulhome:
You are not far from the truth.
When there is peace, the thread it so boring . One page for two days, now see improvement . So!! What are we saying

Ahhhh peaceful madam ?
You too

Na to prevent wives and ladies from seeing dis thread.
Small thing dem don convert you from peaceful to vauwlence.
Small thing dru23 wife don comot druski kweku from d thread after seeing his shine shine head.

Madam carry me trabaye…

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CheerfulGiver:
I got married in April, 5 months ago

Congratulations!
And a lifetime of happiness and love ahead.


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donfortune48:
BAZ001
E be like say the exam no hard again, unlike the last time.

You can try your luck and see if you can meet the cutoff mark this time.

once bitten twice shy
I sent mail to giveranonymous@gmail
and then he add 77 to it. I still sent mail to d 77 only to hear that telegram group has closed.
No be juju be that?

Since he’s married now, he might have changed.

I been think say na kweku dru23 don show with epic robust reply as plenty people don mention me.

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Keep deceiving yourself
You will see 194 billion worth of drugs and burn it.
Same way snake dey swallow money.
Una no even get shame at all with lies

Itsrm:
There are loads of information on nairaland. You just need to use the search button. This should help

https://www.nairaland.com/3743541/ask-gazzuzz/372#107444242

I tell people say my jappa information at some point na from nairaland.
When everywhere don block na so I go shout for travel section for help.
Na one small girl point me to right direction.
Gbam e click, I took off.

Nigerians especially Lagosians get more information of what is happening abroad than people abroad.

tojahh:
In 2012, 2.450 is like our 4.550 today.

It wasn't an easy feat. Not taking anything away from Baz001 statement but there was never a time Nigeria was great. Every hardship comes with their respective decade.

Bro let’s pray that the government in power favors us.
Jonathan / Dezani (petroleum minister) was very favorable to me.
I had more dollars than naira
Travelled out on business class every 5weeks on official projects.
Money was flowing like water.

As we speak some people don’t want bubu administration to end cos money is flowing in their direction right now.

Legit not fraud.

Itsrm:
You will be surprised how much those vehicles were sold in 2012. Anyone with a decent income at the time can easily buy them. Most people with above average salaries were even buying brand new cars at the time. Tokunbo na for people like Bazoo wey no too get money. Not now that only politicians buy brand new cars.

See these threads for instance.

https://www.nairaland.com/965906/2008-toyota-camry-quick-grab...2.450m

https://www.nairaland.com/982220/2007-toyota-camry-spider-tokunbo

I wish I saw this before replying Tojahh d chief of vawulence he just dey whiny me
but I want Dru23 kweku to come defend him lemon limca car.

Very soon in next few years, Nigerians abroad will be buying houses in lekki effortlessly the way Naira is nose diving…

D situation in Nigeria is alarming,
I don’t have problems with guys dt don’t want to jappa just send your children abroad, make dem no suffer d suffer wey dey come

tojahh:
Baz001

Are you saying as at 2012, you were already using a Toyota Muscle of 2008-2011?

10yrs ago from now is 2012. Let us know because as Deedee4 take send our business mogul to a land of no return. I wouldn't want any Lamba here if not na to pay your friends for a 6 page exposé of you straight up.

Impossible is nothing.

No cap baba
Question is how much was Naira to dollars in 2012?
How much was Tokunbo Camry in 2012 ?
Bought it less than 57,000 miles.
I sold it at 156,000miles after 10yrs and car still better pass all d lemon limca Dru23 kweku is shipping to Nigeria.
Who will buy tokunbo car of 150,000 miles in 2012
APC change has changed our mindset to 10yrs back

I was earning dollars as a Nigerian staff abroad all my colleagues (all) bought brand new cars no cap.

Let me not talk too much, na APC change + fake dashboard posters make me dey drive Uber/bolt upandan Lagos.

It’s one of d reasons I keep shouting don’t resign to drive Uber, cause of d opportunities job experience can give u home & abroad,
I don’t know how many years you wan move Lagos to buy Tokunbo car and still feed your family comfortably.

Imagine 1 dollar to 700naira now?
How much u wan buy 2018/19 car in 2021 from Nigeria

deedee44:
Bazoo my man, the matter don die bro, make we move on

Damn
Matter don die ke ?
So dru23,druski, kweku, won’t be able to throw one punch?
Na knock out ?

Well well kweku deserve it .
In this note I rest my case too … OTiloooo

Glithronix:
The image Corolla gives people is Uber identity.
Some women I know self dey reject Corolla cars from their men as per say it's all known to be Uber car. .
Make the brother go buy the muscle jare. Oga pearl had even already given the brother the assurance, and anything I read from boss pearl concerning cars suitable for the hustle, I dey see it as confam.
Much respect, boss.

Anything you read concerning car from pearl na confam…
Meaning any other thing he says na lie?

We are in the mood of tips and experiences no throwing of jabs or shades plssss

Much respect boss

SHOOPSYN:
Yimu ... You are going nowhere.

peacefulhome
Mejai
Cornner44


Stoppiiitt, the new order is sharing experience and tips.

deedee44:
You can see you are also doing to the thread what you just complained about. That's how it usually happens, we dont plan to derail but we just cannot overlook when jabs are thrown towards us. Just let it go bro and leave the space for useful info

Deedee na your post and pearl make me comment.
They are very quick to say we are derailing the thread but they can’t add to good post or post their own experiences on daily basis

I respect much respect boss… Glithronix he was constantly sharing his experience even pretending as if he want to return vacuum.
The phone number of every rider went through but the owner of vacuums number didn’t go through… Kontinueee.

All said , you anything from kweku ?
Na so u pursue am for this thread u bad gaannn

Godofpossibility:
Please guys very urgent I am buying a car for Uber this morning, I am about buying a Toyota Camry Mosul but I was told by someone to go for Corolla

Buy mosul (muscle )
Buy muscle no buy Corolla at all.
1. Cost of maintaining muscle is the same with Corolla unless you drive like Felicity001

2. Muscle engine rugged… it can swim in ocean and still start next day .

I bought my low mileage Camry (muscle) in USA, shipped it to Nigeria, cleared it and register it. I used the car for Ehailing at some point, I sold the same car 10yrs after and made a profit of 50k. I had extra 50k.
The total money + shipping +clearing + 10yrs ago = Total money I sold it and extra 50k on it.

Toyota muscle is more prestigious than Corolla, if lastma or tout see you in Corolla they will quickly conclude u are doing Uber,
I was in an estate with two Corollas and 1 Benz jeep all of a sudden d two corrollas zoomed off and I saw some guys with iron and tyres pursuing them. They passed by me and the Benz guy telling us “we told Uber drivers not to pack here again” after they left I jejely jappa too but dey didn’t bother me cos it’s not Corolla.

If you comot with ur bae or wife gateman won’t allow u pack in certain areas you will be hearing
“ Uber no dey pack there ooh, u go begin shout I no be Uber upandan


Just buy you Mosul n have peace of mind