₦airaland Forum

Glithronix:
Boss, since you no be pilot for now and you no even dey around, you fit lease your seat out to me in the telegram group?
I go dey give you updates day-in-day-out steadily.
Much respect, boss.

Dis comrade won’t kee me with laugh
Dt Telegram group doesn’t have anything to do with Uber bolt

I tried joining Wazaap and telegram of Uber bolt drivers in Lagos nobody gree add me.

Glithronix:
Boss
Which tip me I get to share? Na wetin I dey see on road I dey tell oh. And no how person go join this pilot clan wey no go get something to say. Don't forget say na here I learned wetin I know today about this hustle. If I no fit talk, that means I no learn anything from you bosses. Means the gigantic knowledge you bosses have shed out on this platform no have impact on us newbies.
Much respect, boss.

You too much,
Even me no dey respect you cos you are on rental... I don’t know how rentals guys remit 25k week in week out. Apart from the fact that you can drive inside flood to bad and good roads , carry 6bags of rice and all.
Rentals no be am

But well done

Lush100:
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Haha but u don sell your car na.
So u sef no be driver,
U no be partner
And u no be newbie
Ontop u no get uncle.
Na the same thing.

Bro, I no want sludge build up , I do what works for me.
To buy car now don cost, e better make I pamper my engine,
It's better that way.
I cannot be visiting ladipo abeg.

We no be dsame thing

Do you know the meaning of I carry 45mins Paid waiting on 1.7x 2 3rd Mainland Bridge 2 MM2 from PU

Even partners that have never driven on the platform can’t understand what we go through on the field.

E easy Na him person go stay for Ekoro dey expect better ride ? Or our bro ikejamanism on a Monday morning.
Even Glithronix wey just start to dey drive yesterday s don dey give tips

Until u drive from 5am friday morning till 11:59 pm friday night and resume 4:30am on Saturday till ur body break then and then I go know

SamuelTaiw0:
Pls how many miles or kilometers do you drive per day on an average as full time e-hailing driver? @felicity001 @Lush100 @BAZ001@Pope191 @Gentlelife50 and others.

Wrong mention all the people you mentioned up there are not full time ehailing drivers

Pope191: driving part time, get distracted easily by ovens and selling rope for coro boys to hold their booths
Gentlelife50: just drives when he’s bored but we no know him real biz just like donfortune48. They won’t let us rest on this thread
Lush100: not a driver not a partner but he talk pass drivers for here

Felicity001: chief Hoodlum driver the guy Na interstate man dey block his account every 3weeks on all platforms. If he go use ne Acct today give him 2wks dem don block am.

If you want to know full time drivers ask viking07 or kanuisagoat sorry they are part time too.

Abeg we get full time drivers for here
Make una help dis man

davit:
Bro you no respond to your private message o. Sent you a DM about 2 weeks ago.

Bro I no dey understand wetin happen, maybe DM goes to wrong email but I reply on nairaland and won’t get any response again.

Are you in that our telegram group that Fuckeveryday is an Admin ?

Lush100:
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Bro u are on point na.

It's pragmatic to use xhp when the vehicle has been using xhp.
Na car I wan drive, no be invention I say I wan do.
I use xhp service and service in 10 weeks.

I haven't even touched my car since 1st week in march.
Service last week in Jan and I will service next week.
No caps


Modified: I serviced on Feb 19 and I don't top up and it's a car for personal use not taxify.
I was thinking of getting a car for taxify but as them.block davit wey I respect and kanuisnogoat wey them twerk eem app,I just look for another business line.
I no wan here story ....and I don't think baz001 will teach any thing ant � again to help the person that will drive my car I intended to use.
If I catch baz001 , I will make sure he sells laptop bag even where he is

You are still allowing that someone on this thread to confuse you. Oyinbo says service every 3000 miles you want to service every 10wks.

I use my car for bolt taxify � and service with xhp when maint light comes on. If Na 4months I take cover 3000miles e no concern me. If I don’t see dt light stay for like 3 days I no go near Mobil.

You and corner44 just dey whinyn us for dis thread, una no be driver, una no be partners una no be newbies but u won’t let us rest

ndubuisi2021:
Bolt killed this business, Uber stepped back and nailed it to the coffin while Indriver finally came and buried it so that everyone can rest in peace.

All these Uber this and that is appalling. They don't want to lose out completely by coming up with crazy stuffs in order to compete with Bolt.
You just see sh*t requests that you don't understand popping up, you take those requests at your own peril.

You guys should stop saying this pls
Killed what business?
Business that people are resigning to join cos we net 100k easily week in week out.

InDriver came and bury it bad mouth everywhere

eyinola:
the thing is I started using XHP from when i bought the car as recommended by my first encounter with a Kareem, I only join this platform when i wanted to put the car on ehailing, and it was even someone here that advice i use synthetic when i clean up the sludge in Jan, that since i hv clean d engine i can now start using synthetic hmmmm ..before this clean up of a thing my car engine never ever give me any problem since hv been using d car even with xhp not until d so called clean up, people use to envy my engine sef cos its work is so smooth and silent u wont even know my car is on

You don allow devil use someone here to confuse you. Since the day my low mileage Camry land Lagos and kazeem confused me to use XHP I use xhp till I sold the car. I almost but carton of xhp keep for house self.
Car runs smoothly no noise for one day or short oil. You won’t know engine is on unless u touch it...
See what misled information has caused you ?

If Na before we go say mention name of the person but we know already

donfortune48:
Lolzz.

If you don't deserve pity, you won't be angry over my post. Even if my assertions are wrong.

Try leave ehailing as soon as possible bro.
It retrogresses a smart mind.
.... Like yours.

I nor quick know say Na luxury driver u dey pity ooh. How d guy take go back to civic beats my imagination. I thought they Add more cars to the fleets every year?
I no wish anybody bad, Na hustle we all dey .
Before dem call me badbelle
But you get bad mouth chaii,
God forgive you and gentlelife50, d way u drag people here.

I suppose go Cali next month but not sure as flight ticket don go up and u know I don’t have any uncle yet

dru23:
Na very peculiar type of car indeed.. Wheelbarrow matrix

Before you know it , he will come and say his car does not need steering wheel. The car is fine and he is been driving like that for years


Naija naija...bad government .. They are as bad as the people they elect

What is normal in the real world , is very abnormal in Nigeria

Glithronix:
All advices taken, boss.
We look up to God to answer us, too.
I'm not marketing my electronics business yet, cos I've not balanced. Once I'm balanced, I will be carrying my business with me while piloting. My business needs marketing, but once I don balance well, I will start moving it.
I want to be using 2 days to rest for driving, using the 2 days to push my electronics business, but I'm not balanced yet.
Much respect, boss.

It’s better you focus on your electronic business and drive for 2days, once you get comfortable driving especially in Lagos your brains will not work well again.

If Na lie look at donfortune48 & gentlelife50 post on stabilizer linkage dem resemble person wey still normal ?

By d time Lagos kazeem and olosho riders finger ur brain you will need rehabilitation like CheerfulGiverr to come back to ur senses.

The only people that still confuses me are Felicity001, pope191 and pearl1910 they can act normal today and abnormal tomorrow.

But others like yeyegbami, donfortune48, Gentlelife50, and some others wey fear no go make me mention are no more normal... cruise all the way

Na whisper I whisper to u alone no loud am

davit:
Kindly me share their contact number with me.

If Bolt does this, I only pity people who would see this hustle as a real way of livelihood especially those buy cars for the purpose.

I don’t pity anybody again both partners and drivers... experience will teach them.

Earnings can never be consistent/sustainable

But they say we are discouraging people from joining the hustle and talking down on it.

I wish I can trust someone enough to give my bolt account in time of crisis.

Bolt dey give comrades breakfast anyhow

Salesnservices:
Please my good people, I need a car for transportation business, be it 2nd hand or new one, i am ready to be paying the returns every saturday.

MY PHONE NUMBER: +2347066880314

For saying you will be paying on Saturday's and not Mondays. You are a man of integrity and very smart.
I know you are not a scammer

ksmart027:
Abeg what about our general, e be like him app don hang again.

Monday never reach now calm down
We are used to waiting for Monday’s to come on this thread.
Na so 1M dashboard on Monday
now it’s 100k for highest earners announced on Monday.
Just wait Monday dey come

GeneralZodd:
. I will be doing Easter giveaway of 100k to 10 drivers with highest earning for the last 30 days as a kind of social responsibility on this thread. If you are interested kindly screenshot your dashboard and post. Entry starts now and Closes by Sunday mid night . Results will be announced on Monday afternoon.

How can you say a whole General app hang ?
Only 2 people posted dashboard out of 10
Are you a johnchrix?

Generalzodd pls don’t mind all this men
(ksmart027, Mukah1234, gentlelife50 & yeyegbami)
whispering behind you saying your app hanged again, I know Generals app don’t hang.
Hope you don settle for Lagos ?


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Glithronix:
Boss, you no add ifako ijaye, Iyana Ipaja, Ayobo-Ipaja, etc.

Trip carry me from Ikeja to Eko Hotel today, after dropping the rider, another order enter immediately. After dropping that one, an order entered from Chalton Gate estate, lekki - to Lekki county home.
From Lekki county home, order entered immediately, destination to ikate, the girl changed location back to her base at County home (card trip).
Come see as Eko hotel full, AY comedian (and Psquare) has a show there. Come see human and cars traffic for Eko hotel. Omoooh, no be small thing.
Much respect, boss.

Bros stopping doing short short trips
It will burn ur energy and car will breakdown on time. (Both u and car will wear out, well car is not yours rental cars dey suffer for Lagos )
Don’t allow rider change trip back to base, once she tells you , she going back to base just change destination on drivers app to d closest street or house number to hers, if not you will be driving back with 200# for return trip. I can’t say too much cos riders, partners and barely car owners are watching.

I like your spirit, keep it up

samobaba4u:
Even if the driver take him (owner) from point A to B he should pay for the service unless the driver just wan help him/her (owner)

Bros i don’t like all this example with subtle Jabs
Are you saying felicity001 helped him (owner) from mama radu Jamaican rice or owner refused to pay?

U hiding behind Peacefulhome to throw shades continue

Pearl1910:
Borale is not Half engine.
Borale is full engine minus attachments like alternator, kick starter, coils, etc some full engine even come with AC compressor.
So because they will remove all those parts, they will reduce the price of the engine for you.

Half engine on the other hand is the lower half of the engine block carrying the crankshaft, and pistons. Basically, it's d part of the engine below the top cylinder gasket. And doesn't include the things on the side like waterpump, oil pump, timing chain/belt, pulleys eyc

This man sound,
Knows so much about cars and logistics

YeyeGbami:
These guys killed one bricklayer guy around lanre bus stop in igando. They mistook him for a guy who stole their bike, they beat this father of 8 to death. Till tomorrow nothing happen.

In short, Lasg and yoruba people don enter one chance with the way they’ve been handling the influx of these mad men roaming lagos.

The ones pushing carts too are another weyrey.

Damn bro
Tall bricklayer? Heard the wife died a year before or after him.
He was coming back home in the night right ?
(Small world )

Pearl1910:
Depends on how much he is getting from d bank to pay off the HP.

He can comfortably pay 140k per month to d bank if the car is with him 247.

Dat partner has wicked intentions of collecting down payment and weekly rentals for a while and end up collecting the car back from the driver cos those conditions will make it difficult for the driver to meet up except they are neighbors.

Comfortably

HernanCortes:
The dashboard warriors are the ones creating problem for such guys. His lord lugard has heard that the business is so lucrative at 200k-plus every week

That is why uber bolt has refused to raise fares and Indrive actually slashed theirs by 25% even as inflation has increased prices of everything by at least 50%

They are getting ready for another dashboard festival as we speak...inferiority complex is a terrible thing

Ewooooo
Nna why naw?

@ inferiority complex why ! but why ?

Which of the people are you referring to, cause we’ve had many dashboards contest here ;
(a.) The contest owner (drops money)
(b.) Contest money holder (disburse money)
(C.) contestant rushing to display dashboards
(d.) all of the above

Damn dis guy is badt .... inferiority complex I don laugh taya


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peacefulhome:
na weekend level. Make I shake table small. I want to take over from Ba -oo .

You want to join them ?
Hehehe not me right ? Cause I’m a peacemaker on this thread

Just continue...
Savageresponse has given you a savage reply, watch how some barely business peeps will join him to change ur narratives

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Blackbishop:
Bazoo how I take be trouble maker. As Feli is synonymous to hoodlumism and Mr. White is synonymous to snakeish and pope is synonymous to oven and pearl is synonymous to two face or Janus naso me self dey synonymous to ....... You know the rest.

Peace out.

Hahaha
As Mr JChris synonymous to sniffing give away or changing format.
Mr General synonymous to flaunting money but never leaving his account
Mr Viking driving part time but earning more than full time drivers
Mr corner44 peeing on boss head since 2020 but still licking boss Ass.

Let me stop here cos If I go on and on they will leave you and Face me.

chijioke17:
My people my people, oga felicity, baz001, how una dey, been ages

Oga you always show up anytime it’s gbas gbos .

peeps4u:
You fit become a car dealer if you do your calculation well and discover what you offer after shipping and clearance will be lesser than average tokunbo price in naija. Na like play play amd~man start that year and he has grown to be undisputed biggest car dealer in NL now.

Dru don ask you to call am with your Amarika number, may e wan become your adopted uncle.

I will look into that definitely, thanks

Hmmm I no want uncle that has mama’s cooking Before your start hearing stories “that day you were smelling like Christmas goat and looking unkempt in California ”


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peeps4u:
How you want enter giveaway when you no get dashboard to post
Go and borrow Baz001's acct to post

peeps4u:
You people no wan dey call the right people to order on this thread. No be Kanu suppose get this post.

Who act like sey dem get someone for mind before here, Bishop or Kanu or Pearl?

BTW, post your dashboard for Amarika and win generalzodd's $10k giveaway

Can I post my December dashboard?

I dey owe bolt 2008k self , I would have loved to give someone my bolt account but trust issues.

Thanks Let me just delete the app now.

Bishop is a troublemaker always in his corner ( Na bishop wake up one day call someone snake... Na only laugh I laugh ooh u no d rest)
Pearl mouth and his stubbornness will always put him in trouble.
But kanu shock me with his reply cos he’s been a gentle man.

Anyways no start another trouble here

Felicity0001:
So in other words you've plan for the iPhone promax... No issue... Enjoy!

By the way, if you buy Corolla for that side for the hustle you sure say riders go like am so? Unless say na only food ND deliveries you won dey do o

Bro I don’t pray to ever do ehailing again in my life.
Do you know how much I.T guys earn here ?
Working from home, no need of jumping buses/train.

Driving takes your time, energy and ability to think straight. Everything in your brain is how to drive and earn more, I remember when I attended a party in December. My body was just biting me cos I know how much I dey miss as everywhere red on app while others were enjoying and cooling off.

I pray we don’t waste our youthful age and intelligent brain dragging #200 with olosho & pepper seller in Jesus name... Amen

Lush100:
I am not doing giveaway and that's becoz my app is always working never hangs.

But I can audit the giveaway to confirm it's genuine.
Baz001 , I hope u are watching, we are waiting for ur giveaway.
Even dru did giveway from Jands C,.

Meanwhile baz001 which prov u dey sef?

I want to suggest only fairly known monikers be able to participate in General's giveway

On a side note, prayer works

I’m watching but the problem is that there is no clear goal post...
Goal post can still be shifted or dem johncris geng can bring up dashboards from ants groups.
No worry maybe by December I go do give away but right now I never get uncle to adopt

Johnchrix:
I de game o Baba.but as no come get Moto choiii..

You don come again... u get nose to dey snif giveaway aroma.

Remember what happened the last time General promised you money ?

Plenty unknown moniker will soon surface (your geng )

No worry General go reason you

Felicity0001:
Sometimes I wonder watin surulere boys dey look for in ehailing
You surulere
BAZ001 surulere
The last time I made an enquiry about a house in surulere I was shocked to see the numbers of ehailing guys staying there... Abi na those trenches una dey stay for aguda mushin and the rest una dey call surulere?
Or una dey use format dey support while using ehailing as under cover?

BAZ001 bia! Shey you no sell your phone b4 you travel ni or you never still change am? Taabi you get archive where you save all those ur meme? Abeg send that your phone for me make we do hp so that grandma taabi the little girl can see money for upkeep so you won't have to be se doing money to them again
My phone don need change...
The only thing chucsmor dropped here b4 he enter Canada na him indriver phone you no even do any one at all and u call urself one of us.

No worry we go ban you very soon

I ve been staying in lere before ehailing, but u no see bolt driver that was living in chevron drive (1.5m per annum) before you tell us that he moved to ipaja ? Na you talk am oo.

I for like sell my low mileage Camry for known moniker here but snake and Mr dress tight no gree me... Na so so snake dey trail me around day and night not knowing I’m on my way to progression.
I was going to add my name to number 5 of Dru rich people list up there before IFSHR delete number 4 from list.

I dey see some good deals of Corolla and civic here but I never get uncle wey go show me d way


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kanuisagoat:
Try me. You will regret the day you were born. You think I'm Pearl1910 that was laughing with you.

Just try me

Kanuisagoat u too ?

Dis ur Try me... just try me ?

I never see u vex be4 ooh

E be like say men dey get men for mind for dis thread any little opportunity Na to unleash

How dis matter take reach dis level shock me as Villarreal shock Bayern.

Johnnybegood12 My hand no dey dis one ooh.

Goat kanu don unleash d radical part of him


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xstyle:
Na Serious matter oh, passenger no dey? This one weh wuna dey fight for afternoon.

Fight for afternoon
Abeg Abeg stopitttt no kee me with laugh
Some people get where dem keep passengers after the fight they will go there

Serious matter...


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Hold up hold up what’s happening up there
Who brought my Bishop out of closet ?
Mehnn I don miss ehhh

Make I quick catch up,
This thread dey give me joy...