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Gentlelife50:
No, me na ant driver but I don't post dashboard anyhow, if you wan see my dashboard bring 50k.
I make 25k easily everyday, I even make 5k under 1 hour.

I know who you are
you are uche pearl bolt


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donfortune48:
You're making fun of me abi?
Continue.
God is watching you.

You nor try at all
Ordinary one single trip you no do and you get time to go gym

Pls everybody disregard this Part time lazy driver.
Let’s look for another real part time driver
Maybe Gentlelife50

73O9:

Please stop instigating more violence and dey you Yankee or are you back to driving in lagos?
You missed driving those oloshos?
Missed those scammers?

I wondered when he posted staying on queue at night, shey this papa will still go to his office work like this?
Or maybe his part time work pays more than his full time .

Still go which office work?
Office work doesn’t need fuel naah.
But part time work will make u queue all night.
Gbam at the bolded, you don get am
Or he has more time for part time than the full time


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73O9:
this you statement instigates violence.

73O9:
Later you will say you drive part time.
Part time drivers can NEVER win this.

See the sentence that instigate violence here you called him lai Mohammed

Well you and viking07 handled it well una no drag...
Pearl1900 and pope191 no get strength only mouth

Waiting for Felicity001 and my uncle them get Putin spirit.


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73O9:
Oh OK. Thanks for clarifying.

Don’t let them confuse you
Kanuisagoat and viking07 are in thesame league.
They are part time drivers but check the rides completed on the average with a full time driver you will be shocked.

Since I’ve been driving I never qualified for their health insurance. But trust me part time kanuisagoat qualifys month in month out. Maybe there is a strategy to that too

That abuja base Viking will queue for fuel all night till morning and still complete trips more than full time drivers next day.

I’m just saying ooh

Ask donfortune48 for his dashboard you will know real part time driver

73O9:
Later you will say you drive part time.
Part time drivers can NEVER win this.

73O9:
And is it with these you are also encouraging people that the work pays?

I pity anyone that will piss on his boss's head to join ehaling.

Same way kanuisagoat was doing part time and doing more rides than full time driver. Week in week out
Stop stop Abeg

pope191:
Never! Pearl1910 and I can never be on same page.

Declaration: I, Pope Agungi-ade denounced the post quoted by Pearls above. The post was sent out of wreckless thinking from excessive methanol in the body system.

Really even pearl too
Let me check what I missed

Johnnybegood12:
Follow that advice at Ur own peril.
No let them collect car 4 Ur hand oooo
Felicity001 is an owner.
Ask am weytin him eye see when partner collect car from am.
@glithronix pls just continue with Ur "much respect"
Make money and grow to owner.

Why go memory lane ?

You indirectly saying felicity001 suffer for partners hand or Na bad adviser ?

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ndubuisi2021:
Just shut up Dru and go and sit in the gutter . I only raised a legitimate alarm about the downside of driving for too long. It's a health risk and a killer. You could have countered it by stating how much of fun and luxury it is driving for 12hrs daily than using me as a basis of your stupid comparison between the rich and the poor.

You really seem to me like a stark illiterate.

What the heck are you even talking about? Do you have proof of what you are saying?

Always think before you talk next time and stop making yourself look very ignorant.

I'm for hard work but working smartly and wisely is what stands you out not beating your body to death.

Oh noo
Bia u don get our American uncle for mind before
You just see opportunity come unleash


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dru23:
First thing first... E hailing is not something new . yellow cab and E hailing are basically the samething. The difference is technology , e hailing connects you easily to your customers ..... With yellow cab and E hailing you are putting in the same amount of hours driving ..... yellow cab has been around for years and years .. Yellow cab is a form of a hailing ....


The more and more I read on the forum. The more I understand the mind set of the rich and poor. I now understand why the rich are very tight with their money. It seems to me you guys don't have what it takes to be rich .. You don't understand the work and sacrifice it takes...

You guys complain about this and that... If u guys are willing to think outside the box . you will use. E hailing as a stepping stone to do other things......

Me for example have used e hailing as a stepping stone to go into other things. I will not get into specific details here. But my business objectives here are almost done. This is to the point that I have achieved my goals that I will be less and less active on nairaland. And e hailing has help me achieve those goals, whether I was driver or partner , e hailing has contributed to that success or has given me a path way..... It is now up to me to make the best out of it ....


All I read here from you guys are excuses that slows you down from seeing the bigger picture .. From reading from nairaland I have now learn to be tight with money and how I assist people .. Most of u guys what the easy way out without blood sweat and tears

Damn mehn poor vs rich


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Today ehhhhhhh
Let me grab my pop corn
See vaulence loading


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Pearl1910:
See, d problem is that Indriver that u have boxed urself into. So if I spend 3hrs to get to VI, my price will be fixed abi? U sef they try do small calculation before u type na, u be vet.
Moreover, I dont embark on that type of journey without surge, my work and ur work no be mate. I say I make minimum 2k every hour I drive, ur body don turn like say dem chook u pin, like do u even reason the things I say before u counter or u just counter for fun or for the sake of being in d opposition?. Like 2k/hour is a big impossible task. It is well with you o.
Bia, why is it paining you that this work Is easy for me but not easy for u...na witchcraft tendencies be that o, change your ways and pray to God to show u road.
And before I forget, yes, I keep riders somewhere. U know how it is with mining gold or drilling oil, if u know d way u will always get it, but if u no Sabi then u will drill dry wells and embark on failed exploitations.
Newbie wey just start don dey make money, he is complaining of working while fasting, his body is still adjusting to d work, him no even too Sabi road but he is making alot of money already. Atleast he didn't come here to beg for money to pay 10k bribe to police, he had the cash to pay. But u will not see that part, it's d complaining part u will see. It is well with you Pope, e be like Bazoo don pass barton give u...no Lele..
Before u wake now I don make 10k, I like the fact that u guys think I don't drive it makes me feel cooler

Who is begging online to pay police or Lastma again ? Cos pearl get bad mouth

Mbok why na? You mean I only saw bad part of the hustle

Newbies :
Follow pearl and you will make a lot of money and you or your car will breakdown once in a while. (Ur sanity or mental health can’t be normal)

Follow pope and other Lazy D and you make little money to keep up and still have ur sanity

Above all I will advise you follow CheerfulGiver d king of ants make millions in 6months and fade away like jesusson/farehnz

ndubuisi2021:
The reality is that those that drive 8 - 12hrs daily may never be able to walk again by the time they get to 50yrs. With all the other health challenges enumerated here so far, your legs would have been gone, your sight gone, that's a fact. People don't really understand the long term effect of driving this long because ehailing is relatively new in the world but only time will tell.

A little bit of caution should be applied while on it. Think of your health, think of being healthy and alive for your family when you start getting old. This hustle can take a serious health toll on someone as far as Lagos is concern. Extreme caution needed.

Like I usually say, it's not a full time business, never was, will never be.

This your talk deep !
Research: All retired oil rig employees have a peculiar ailment at old age...
so bolt too get

How can I rejuvenate my days of driving and copying the ants cos by d time I make millions I don’t want to be nursing leg or eyes sight.

Meanwhile bolt probably learnt from Lyft, (at least $2,500 first month) for the past 3days Lyft advert keep coming at me.
Anytime I see d advert and remember ants/Lagos ehailing

I will shout get behind me devil...

pope191:
I still hustle, pending on situation on ground, I've not had time to rest this week and don't think I want to use Sunday to rest, but any time I find a free space I don't hesitate to rest

Learn from the ants, you lazy drivers
All your body needs is 7 hours of sleep, so you can sleep during car wash or while waiting for destination trip. They (ants+car) don’t breakdown or have downtime and they work 24/7 every month...
Nothing wey eye never see for this thread



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This Ukrainian are ready for battle mehnn

northbird:
12-4am curfew has been officially lifted. No greedy policeman can do shit on the mainland again.

So this thing was actually true
A lady rider told me way back that the reason Lagos won’t remove 12-4am curfew is because of toll gate. That lagosians wants to enjoy night life and don’t want to pay toll fee. I doubted it mehhnnnnn.

Greedy govt.

So they open till gate no protest then then remove curfew

kanuisagoat:
Did you use the battery for ehaling from 2019 all through to 2022?

I used for Ehailing 2021 to 2022

Everybody celebrity or social guys wants to visit Nigeria (Africa) they ve heard so much about Nigeria / Nigerians. Yet our governments can’t create tourist attractions, Na so so dem dey talk bad about the youths (lazy, corruptions)

kanuisagoat:
Incase anyone is reading this, today makes it exactly one year I bought this battery and its still going strong.

The battery has been used over 70,000kms. I strongly recommend it

I believe batteries Na luck.
Bought a battery January 2019 I will look for the name /picture, I sold same battery with my car 2022, no issue at all.
When I had alternator and Kickstarter problem I was already pricing battery before I realized it’s not battery.
And before then I changed battery almost every 2yrs

peeps4u:
Please, im pleading on behalf of Johnchrix, I dont know if his stories are true or not, but let's just free the man abeg. Depression is real and shiuld his stories be real, all the dragging and trolling might take severe tolls on him mentally, emotionally, physically or any form.

People are going through a lot but we i2nly come here to take solace. Who would have thought Baz001 was also going through his when he would come here to make us laugh and people even mocked him with his struggles; laptop bag sales, visa application & rejections . Not everyone could have atrong mental state like Baz001 or felicity001 when people mock them with their struggles.



Pardon my blablabla. Back to my yanz, make we free that man and just dey watch am. Make someone no commit suicide one day because of online trolls. Who wan help am should do further background checks and help am.


May good fortunes smile on everyone now and every time.

Where I come from we no get shame
Imagine how many times we get abused and yabbed in Lagos, I grew up among folks that throw shades as hobbies.
It will take a lot before anybody can troll or yab me and it will get to me...
I don grow thick skin to trolling

I’ve had two incidents here (racism) but d next day I was talking to the person like nothing happened my colleague shock like wtf...

For my mind in my own country in Lagos bus conductors go yab you, pepper seller, passerby and if driving Uber (olosho, teenagers, estate security and barely car owners will yab u on a steady cos of #700 trip and we still continue moving Lagos ) Na here I go come dey vex, wey I dey pursue dollars ?

Johnchrix I dey gbadun ur cruise and I know say u be strong man... just close eye rough am to the end.

Johnchrix:
Please who's using fair monie here? Kindly help verify if this account number 8389408573 Sterling Bank..

Account name- Monify/fairmoney-Eri , if it belongs to the name eritiobong paul. Note fair monie don't display full name when a transaction is about to be sent to the account it's shows Monify/fairmoney-Eri. Thats the issue I'm having now with Oga Pearl he wants to verify the name and that on the receipts thanks.

O tun ti ze
You mean Oga pearl Uche’s app couldn’t verify your name at the point of payment
After sending all your credentials and certificate...
hmm we might need to raise prayer and fasting for you, anybody that tries to help u either
App hangs or App is unable to verify ur name.


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We need to fine Wikipedia for Tinubu’s age too.
How can you give us information that “Tinubu was born in 1952

Puttin doesn’t want bad history
But it seems the whole world is supporting Ukrainia

When you pay bandits 67M in dis Buhari regime?
Na to kidnap more people and become a millionaire .
How can you carry a whole 67m as ransom and pay bandits.

Pearl1910:
Its not everything that u use to joke

Don’t mind pope191
It’s not even funny...
You guys should stop laughing and be serious.


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Johnchrix:
Oga I actually came to Lagos to get a car for the business, Oga Felicity001 is my withness. I have even met one of us here at Chevron for a car, he said he was to talk with his business partner. Till today nothing. Wat made me come back to school is the driving job i had, eventually the CEO of the company advised that I go back and round up my program, I stop that 2018. That I shouldn't drop. I have sent you a pm

Johnchrix I dey believe you.
No matter what they are saying about you, I believe you and don’t need any birth certificate, local govt or credentials to believe you are real.
Any questions... you get answer “u are very brilliant “ first class material.

D only problem is dt I don’t have any uncle to help me here, I would have hmmm...


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ReadaDream:
He's not the author of that write up. He copied it from Facebook.

He could have at least stated it was copied.

Hol up hol up.....

You mean there are lazy drivers discouraging people on Facebook too?
Una wan confuse me finally
I thought it’s only here drivers complain ?
Lazy drivers get serie A, EPL & Laliga leagues ?


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obinoral1179:
4k daily transportation to school excluding feeding....
20 days * 4000= #80000

Excluding feeding...


80000*12 months = #960000

Excluding feeding and other miscellaneous...

Please we are open to any financial support ....

Take ur own slap too
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Gentlelife50:
I have been in London for 27 years, I am driving Uber making at least 1k every week.
The aim is to come back to naija and invest, but I have drivers that must deliver 35k every week.
The whole thing still dey confuse me, abeg nobody should bother explaining anything to me ooo.
Let me enjoy my confusion, Badoo sorry BAZOO1 you know you can do Uber there and make plenty money.
They drive in the skies in the US just like they do in UK so there won't be traffic and bad roads and no ridiculous questions like "is your ac on?"
"Was there traffic as you were coming?"
"Or can you increase the AC"? since the sky is always cool.

Either lia Mohammed get mentees for this thread or some have memory lose of the lies they told before.


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Godfather10:
This thing you guys keep doing is unfair. You deliberately discourage new drivers trying to come into this business with false and discouraging info about bolt and uber platforms. It's just too bad. You won't leave the business but you complain about commission being too much everyday. When I was gonna start the business last year, a lot of these comments almost pushed me out of the business. But today I can say that I am grateful that I didn't listen to all those trash. This is the only job I have for now and I am doing absolutely well for myself and family. Same as many other drivers out here. Please let's learn to be our brother's keepers. The sky is wide enough for all the birds to fly
#stopthefalsefeedback
Thanks

You started d business last year 2021
And you were motivating us to make 2M in December?

I never knew you were a newbie.
Dis na leg over night
From Johnchrix to Godfather10

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Johnchrix:
Obon,g University sir.

Strong mehn dey here
Any angle we go u get answer

Johnchrix:
Na private school for obong ntak before Etim ekpo I de 400L I de pay about 300k. I just want close eye suffer run am finish. I'm open to financial support. I go show u documents if u need boss.

Private school no get name ?
Now now you don reach 400L?
Guy rest Abeg ,

All of us dey hustle for this thread no give away again
That’s the spirit close eye suffer run am finish don’t give up...

peeps4u:
The Residents are saying NO

Nice...
They must say Nooo (u can’t just shoot pple and move on )
At least oppose them a little even if they will eventually win, but to just allow them like that after CNN and BBC helped in showing the world what happened that night.

I know they will eventually open it but it shouldn’t be easily week in week out by announcing April 1st.