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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by BAZ001: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2022
pocohantas:
When people sell such new things, I conclude something is wrong.

When people sell their mattress without the bedframe, the mattress is the problem. They are not relocating anything. grin

Anything Hisense and nonfrost, I dey run from am. The big one wey I buy for my mama, e almost give her high bp. Hisense is not by LG, that is a marketing lie.
Bad mouth


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:27am On Feb 03, 2022
mejai:
Any relationship with BAZ001? U people eh grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:32am On Feb 03, 2022
kanuisagoat:
Aah, well done sir. My mind no carry am so make I stick to my 7k OCI. I've been doing that to very great results.
Hold up !
Hold up!
Hold up !!!

I know you will not get angry and attack me.
But have you hang boot? ,
Don’t answer Na joke I dey oohh ...
December no dey finish grin

Where is my briefcase

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
iCloud007:
Am I the only one having a hard time keeping up with this new “driver score” feature?

If you’ve not updated your app to show this, please just don’t!

We’re actually not ready for this kind of thing in nigeria coz riders cancel for the wrong reasons and don’t even read the options and select anything thereby affecting your driver score.

Sighs….
Lemme get my Uber app functional just in case.
Stop complaining grin
just say you don’t know how we do it easily week in week out and we will show you.
See example grin
There is a strategy but you need to join our telegram group grin

Lol...
But, It depends on how you cancels and not how riders cancel. So focus on yourself and ignore riders.

Crime › Re: Troops Neutralise 3 Kidnappers, Recover Arms In Edo State (Photos) by BAZ001: 6:23am On Feb 03, 2022
This guns and bag doesn’t look like the gist we hear about kidnappers.
See phones too or this are poor or just joined kidnappers?

To believe this people this days

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:51pm On Feb 02, 2022
pope191:
Baz001 no mind shoopsyn oo, no carry load wey pass you... I no get energy for boxing, but I get juju sha. You can bring it on if you know you are ready to be farting for the next 10 months at 10 mins interval. The rest is in for your riders to determine wot to do to you, we will just be looking at you from far once we accompany you to your place of karma.
Pope stop posting short man in-front of ladies chest and mentioning me.
Fk001, see what Pope is posting.
Is that not nude ?
Warn Pope too naah... grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:45pm On Feb 02, 2022
SHOOPSYN:
@BAZ001, who is next on your archive list for cruise Can you combine Uche Pearl, Pop and deedee or something. We want informative, educative and lamba kind of cruise.
No nooo grin We don’t do that,
We make peace

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:50am On Feb 02, 2022
chillex8:
At least you have been reduced back to your hole.
Wounded animal you say, but it was you who was Wounded after trying to bypass VISA application . Same thing you did during drivers license application .
I’m pitying you already, cos I’ve moved on...
I don’t like the way you were wounded and people saying I’m the cause of your injury.
You sounding like you have brain injury.(insane)
Too much punch on your head from Dru & blackbish

What’s bypass visa application?
& drivers license application?

If I continue to engage you here, people will think I’m going insane too.
Say something meaningful or keep quiet.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:20am On Feb 02, 2022
donfortune48:
No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.
Thank you for this award “comerade”
I’ve come down from the fence grin
This award sweet my belle

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:18am On Feb 02, 2022
chillex8:
Na fence you go remain. Asslicking crying briefcase lemony limca
Deed done, sealed and delivered. cool

You location no fit pass freedom way/ Admiralty.
Repeating same thing over and over is boring and sign of wounded animal grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:42pm On Feb 01, 2022
peeps4u:
Don't tell him
Mehn, this thread na super cruise. I am laughing here with tears in my eyes


Sincerely, Baz001 is a mad man grin.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:21pm On Feb 01, 2022
1daboi:
join us on the fence and have piss grin
Thank you bro,
I dey fence with you grin. Just no let them know our location
Everybody pointing accusing fingers at me.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
eyinola:
but the other man too was trying to turn the table but dru23 didnt fall for the trick and felicity01 too waka pass grin grin feli name was quoted more than 10 times in d royal rumble grin even Blackbishop name was flying up and down too but dru23 stood his ground say never na me and u today today grin grin
God bless you for this truth.

Phones › Re: See The Prediction About Hand Phones In 1963 People Didn't Believe Then by BAZ001: 2:54pm On Feb 01, 2022

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:53pm On Feb 01, 2022
73O9:
BAZ001!!!!!!
Don't fall for this bait!!!

Remember he said you will lose guard.
Thank you bro
I know it’s bait grin
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:40pm On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
You were warned that when I start with you, you will crawl back to your hole like your predecessors.
Too late for regrets briefcase.
We are on cool
Wounded snake, I’ve moved passed exchanging words with you.
You have been defeated and exposed.
I warned you not to go near dru23 but you won’t listen.

Mbok, you need to rest now
It’s all over your voice and expression.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
You don't want to add salt to your injury. grin
So says a defeated asslicking crying briefcase lemony limca parading in a rental oil leaking lemony limca camry.
Joke is on you.
Millionaire driver, chopping slaps from law enforcement and private road users. cheesy
Maybe your millions na in kobo....

With all your millions, na still uber we still dey do. Spits
Shameless briefcase...

No be your fellow millionaire driver chucmoore sail to Canada? Abi na two heads him get?

Or another millionaire driver cheerful paying millions in an apartment in chevron.

But your own millions na for trenches you dey sneak out from.

Taaaa. Make I hear word. Millionaire kee you dia.
Rest now,

Don’t push me to show you my present location
You will cry the more.
I will not brag about it,
when bolt messed up I used inDriver I don’t take bus

But let me use this medium to call out
Bolt driver Emmanuel if Na you suppose carry me to airport yesterday and arrived and started trip cos it was card trip and ended it.
I don report you and gave you 1star cos you refused to pick my call.
If you had picked and explain that it was a mistake I will ask you to refund me cos I be guy man like you, but you ignored my call.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:57pm On Feb 01, 2022
Pearl1910:
Bazoo...u r lucky u never showed us that ur oil sipping lemon Camry. U would have been an endangered specie by now.
But someone can still pretend to buy laptop bag and side mirror sha...I still have your number grin
people wey dey find u plenty, when I was warning u that too much joke is not good u no gree hear.
They were cheering u up that u r d clown of the house , u help them unwind after a hard day's work...now na still Dem don turn against u. Grow up and decipher limits.
This is the first time I will agree with you...
I will not chooke mouth for people matter again. I will just look and pass
So many people eyeing me now as if I’m the bad person

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:47pm On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
Asslicking crying briefcase lemony limca cheesy

You have poor memory.
You even seem to have very poor learning ability.

I passed one-way in Feb, 2021. But you didn't learn from my experience, even after it was shared.

You still go pass one-way, chop slap and fine together.

What should we call you? cheesy
Wounded snake ,
I never passed one way, I can never pass one way when I’m not mad. I don’t want to add salt to your injury cos I dey pity you already.

Is one way fine 50k ?
Is there one way in jibowu traffic light to Herbert macualy?

I was advised by Lastma to go to court since they don’t have strong evidence cos “ one of my tyre's crossed the dotted lines and it was on my ticket first offender”
He said if I go to court they will reduce the fine to 30k. When I got to oshodi court , I was advised by a senior Lastma that they’ve not sent evidence to the court and they will adjourn the case till next week and if they don’t send evidence they will give me my car back.
BUT my car will be in their office till next week.

As a millionaire driver I paid 50k cash right there on spot .
WHY ?
I will make d 50k back in three days cos it’s December. Why would my car sleep in Lastma yard cos of 50k and loose a whole week of driving.

Go nurse you wounds and stop struggling.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:34am On Feb 01, 2022
mrjaydee:
I'm not defending anyone, I'm man enough to apologise to the group for derailing the thread. Bazoo is the main culprit. He is the instigator of the violence.

I have no friends and no enemies here.
Common nah,
You are not looking at things objectively.
Chilex went to dig up my car incident with agbero and Lastma. And I only pointed out to his case with Lastma too. I don’t dig up people at all or bring bad memories, cos I believe it’s all cruise but he started it and I warned him not to go near dru23 cos I know he will get served mama’s cooking.
He didn’t stop at Dru he went to call out Blackbishop by himself not me.

In d first place I don’t have problem with you or Chilex8.
You took side with cheerful on bus loving/missing poverty and attacked me and we moved on.
I don’t know why you came back attacking me again.

Chilex was called snake I jokingly dropped meme including (donfortune48 & gentlelife50)
But he kept dragging only me.
Why me ?
Same with you too, what did I do to you ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:12am On Feb 01, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Lol, we told them the other day don't underate all these brief people they can be cunny and dangerous.
grin
Don’t put the blame on me.
I’m innocent in this war,
It started from a little battle but someone won’t keep quiet until it turned to a war and now he is wounded and nursing his wounds.
I’m being careful with my choice of words right now.
I come in peace

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:23am On Feb 01, 2022
dru23:
But jokes apart, he does not use deodorant at all . He has body odor .
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:14am On Feb 01, 2022
donfortune48:
Shey you will not stay back inside and embarassed stop bringing out your head?
Na true o, I don forget, inside hot
I don go back inside grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:12am On Feb 01, 2022
dru23:
Ok agree we both dark skin.. But I dey shower everyday .. My skin dey glow well well ... But you my brother , I don't know which water u dey use bath.....


Funny enough u no dey use deodorant .. That I can swear my life to. Your arm pit just dey ooze different types of smell .....
Driving up and down Lagos without using deodorant... his riders are in trouble grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:06am On Feb 01, 2022
chillex8:
.

Ask the Americana you are asslicking,
first time I was bashed, the person weh bash me was unconscious, I let him go.

Second time, I collected full cash for the damages before I released the person.
Third time, Na one way you enter... 100k

No be bad luck be dis huh
Your village people strong ooh.
You just dey put your partner in trouble.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:58am On Feb 01, 2022
Blackbishop:
Snake do your findings well. I don’t do beer and pepper soup. So find another shit to talk.

Cuz your mamas pot you wan open I go help you dissect am now. You wey be product of bleeped up home with two entities coming together briefly to produce a person like you.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:52am On Feb 01, 2022
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:35am On Feb 01, 2022
Nezzjnr:
Chillex would have Just ignored BAZ001 cheesy cheesy

Na him make Chillex dey receive straight bullets from all angles cheesy
I told him not to crawl to dru23 side but he kept mentioning him, and bragged about waiting for Blackbishop to come out.

See d way dem deck him blue black...


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:29pm On Jan 31, 2022
donfortune48:
BAZ001 rite now.
My belle dey sweet me anyhow this night
Chilex8 struggling to breathe, knacking his snakey head left , right and center.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:05pm On Jan 31, 2022
Blackbishop:
One good reason am not going to dance in the mud with you is bcuz of Dru’s wife. But nigga if you wanna tangle you know my base. Come flex muscle. You will never in your life crawl again. Blood snake face. Fake ass fool
Gbam snake bone don break grin
Me looking at Chilex8 with foolish eyes
Fake ass fool grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
dru23:
Chillex8, Chillex8, Chellex8, how many times did I call you?

Me dru23 is owing you 30k deposit , me dru23 sold u fake gallon of Castrol oil .....A whole dru23 will be owing you money...

Maybe I should remind you again........i kept all the receipts ..... It will be in your best and best interest to clear out of my way ..........

Stay very clear from me bro.. IT WILL BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO DO SO... I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOUR TRANSGRESSION ....i will leave it as that......
Chilex8 I told you ooh... but you won’t listen
...wetin you dey find ? Wahala you go get.

Let me dance to this update grin
E sweet my belle

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:31pm On Jan 31, 2022
chillex8:
Talking about sanity, didn't you ply same one way, got your rental lemony limca camry impounded and still chopped slap plus fine.

Atleast, lastma left eye won't forget that day.
dru23:
You knew u will be dropping off the car ... As a matter of fact two weeks or more to that.. You got a VW golf that you converted from right -hand drive to left -hand drive.. You were trying to sell it and since you couldn't sell it . you decided to drop off my car and not pay your debt.......

When you were sweating and looking unkempt at the garage of Lasma ...
Hold up hold up
Found something interesting
So you bought golf Right hand drive and converted it too and you were opening mouth laughing at Felicity001 Benz ... Real snake

But for goodness sake how dru23 dey spot all this converted cars... chaiiii



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